What she wants, She gets

Sesshomaru was not one to hate a female, lest she overstep her bounds and cross the lines drawn for his own person space, or she think herself his better, and not be able to prove such a fact. Many a female had been slain in the past for such things, many more would probably feel the same wrath, but at the moment his wrath was being held in check by the delicate hand of his wife and mate.



Were it not for Kagome, one Hatsumomo, and one Sayuri would have had their heads lopped off for opening up his and his mates home to twenty plus squealing hormonally challenged females all gibbering on about how cute the things they bought were, and how his mate could use them. For the life of him the human custom, of a ‘baby shower’ was beyond him, even the name did not make sense.



First of all they were having a pup, NOT a baby, secondly, said pup would be getting baths, not showers.



The whole this was simply frustrating.



Add to all of this that his mate had to feed these ravenous creatures, and clean up after them when they left, truly he didn’t see the point. He was more then wealthy enough to pay for anything that his mate could want or ask for, for their pup, and it almost insulted him that females would come up with such a thing and feel like it was a good thing.



Worst of all his own mother, who knew youkai customs was in on this plot from hell, he honestly didn’t know why he had to be there for this, he hated the squealing wenches, and flat out refused mentally at least, to allow Kagome to use some of these gifts.



Sesshomaru while brooding had already forgotten why he was in fact at his wife and mates baby shower, no it was not the bonding, or that he wanted to be there, it was that his beast did not like their mate being with so many others at once.



Hatsumomo, and Sayrui, and a few others in the family and friends he could handle but more then twenty females, some unmated, and un-married who in his beasts mind were potential threats to his bitch and pup, well hells bells, there was no way she was going in that lions den alone!



He grumbled knowing his beast would not allow for its female to be in a room where another bitch could attempt to hurt her vying for his attentions. Now honestly he knew somewhere in his own protective mind, that none of these females would dare attempt a coue d’tate against his mate, but years of life, and instinct being breed into him from thousands of years of evolution simply would not allow him to leave her there no matter how much his poison claws wished to soak themselves in the squealing females throats.



Another low growl rumbled his throat as Kagome once more soothed her agitated mate, she couldn’t help but laugh a bit, she’d already told him a few times that he could stalk off to his study or the bedroom, anywhere so that he wouldn’t be sitting there pouting, but he refused to leave, and insisted that ‘This Sesshomaru does not pout.’ she’d laughed at him again and he’d pouted once more.



She knew exactly what was going through his head, or at least his emotions on the fact from his aura which was brooding angrily at the moment, but it still did not matter her Tai would not budge and inch from his perch next to her.



Sometimes she wondered if he was a guard dog in a previous life before this one, laughing a little to herself, and gaining a curious glance from her mate she shook her head telling him she would not say what she thought was funny, he pouted once more in reply, crossing his arms in a very Inuyasha like mannerism, even if they swore they were nothing a like.



Moving on to one of the last gifts, she could tell it was wrapped with such wonderful care, smiling she looked at the elegantly wrapped gift. “Its from Me.” said Sango her best friend, who was engaged to the ever dapper Miroku, who Kagome and Sesshomaru had known forever, to be nothing more then a letch. Kagome smirked playfully while pulling the paper off neatly, and opening the gift to pull out the contents.



Already she’d gotten today more one-z’s then she thought she’d ever need, two breast pumps, which she had to pull away from Sesshomaru, the heart beat teddy bear, bottles, a diaper-genie, socks, toys, bibs, pacifiers, everything she thought she’d need, even diapers themselves! To say she was shocked with Sango’s gift was an understatement. There in her hand was a white silk and lace peek-a-boo baby doll top with matching underwear and garters.



Kagome officially flushed scarlet, not red, or pink, but full fledge scarlet. Wide eyes the size of saucers looked back at Sango as though she’d just slapped her before Sesshomaru took the outfit from his mate, and smirked, “We thank you for your gift, this Sesshomaru finally sees something he likes today.” It was the first thing he’d said all day and Kagome could only gap at him as he smiled at her, a smile she knew all to well, before the rest of the females all laughed.



“I knew everyone was going to get something for either you or the baby, so I got something for Sesshomaru instead.” said Sango with a laugh as she stuck her tongue out at the still flushed Kagome, who knew she’d be wearing that in the near future if her mate had anything to do with it.



“Hn.” Sesshomaru stated before leaning in to whisper to his mate, “Perhaps these 'baby showers' are not all that bad.” he finished causing Kagome to finally start her pearls of giggles.

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AN: none of this has been beta'd its for my own amusement, and yours too if your reading it, so unless its just horrendous, please just take it with a grain of salt. - r0o