Get Bent

Vyper- Sorry, all these chapters are ones that are already written (68 chapters completed) HOWEVER, there are longer chapters later in the story, but I understand the frustration, so instead I'll post several chapters in one update and hopefully that will appease! Thanks for reading!

I don't own anything Inuyasha.

Prompt: Sprinkle

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Sesshoumaru believed himself to be too magnanimous for his demonstration to be wrong. Kagome thought he was just too stubborn to move as she saw herself stoic as a trained lady. First, she thought the Sesshoumaru impersonation looked uncomfortable. Then, remembered that she was NOT herself, and it actually was Sesshoumaru. Last, she saw her own arms crossed with hands gracing the bottom of her breasts.

A far distance off, Inuyasha stopped his pursuit. Face contorted in surprised, he processed what he just heard through the sprinkle of the sun’s rays through crowded trees.

Did Sesshoumaru just scream “Hentai”?

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Prompt: Mist

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Kagome didn’t even know Sesshoumaru could cry; and when she felt 'her' eyes mist up, it caused even more confusion and it became too much.

Considering the most troublesome events in his life; losing Tetsusaiga and then his arm, reviving Rin twice, and learning the truth about his inheritance’s origins, Sesshoumaru quickly put, “Watching himself pace back and forth, on the verge of hormonal tears and mumbling nonsense while his real self called out ‘Miko, enough’ over and over in a feminine voice” on the very TOP of the list.

One thing was for certain, no one could ever know.

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When she wouldn’t listen to reason, Sesshoumaru resorted to force.

Well, tried to.

Weak, human female. Sesshoumaru held her, no… his arms with Kagome’s small hands, the contact between them the least of their worries.

“Miko…” her voice was sturdy, level, and commanding.

His, though low, was frantic and wavering. “Ohmygawd, what’s going to happen when I go back? What if I can’t get home? How does he sleep with this armor on?”

“Miko…”

“What am I going to do when I need to bathe, get dressed… PEE!?”

“Kagome!” Sesshoumaru screamed. If he could be embarrassed, now was the time.

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Hearing herself scream at… herself… Kagome broke out of her frantic daze and stared down into irritated, heated blue eyes.

Seeing he had her attention, Sesshoumaru let go, bringing his arms to his side this time.

“Miko, Inuyasha approaches. Until this is fixed, it is essential your tachi travels with this Sesshoumaru’s.”

Kagome blinked slowly as the implications sunk in, but had no time to respond before more orders were given.

“Also, you will no longer act as such. Learn some self-control… now!”

Kagome, quickly learning to avoid scratching tongue against fangs, asked, “How will we explain this?”

“We won’t.”

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'Sesshoumaru' shoulders sagged while golden eyes widened in an incredulous, and undignified, manner. “Eh!?”

'Kagome' closed her eyes, refusing to see himself as the impulsive, foolish miko residing inside.

“Simply act as this Sesshoumaru does… it would be best if you did not speak at all,” Sesshoumaru offered and met eyes with Kagome, who was practicing her ‘Sesshoumaru death glare’.

“What about you?” She pointed an elegant claw his way. “If I have to be you, you have to be me!”

The thought hadn’t occurred to him, and as he analyzed her behaviors, the list of injustices kept getting longer.

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