Total Happiness

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Inuyasha but seasons 1-4 and all 4 movies that were original creations of Takahashi-sama.

Authors Note: This is chapter 7. Read, review, enjoy. This chapter will have some humor in it.

Every person in the house was tired when they came down for breakfast. They were extremely irritated at the only couple not down with them, Rin and Sesshomaru. The men gathered around the islan, if they sat at the table they would have went to sleep. The women were at the table.

"Is Sesshomaru and Rin up?" Inutaisho asked.

"Don't know, wish I wasn't up." Inuyasha complained.

"Stop complaining, oh never mind they could have atleast been quieter." Kagome said.

"Oh, you want to know how last night went for her and you know it." Inuyasha said.

"Alright, I admit it. She's my little sister and well I'm curious. Your brother is good-looking and well I wonder if he is just as good in bed." Kagome said smiling.

"Kago..." Inuyasha started but was interrupted by some snoring.

"Snore, snore, snore." Sango went as she slept.

"Sango, wake up dear." Izayoi said.

"Uhh, wh-what, okay. I'm up, (yawn)." Sango said.

"Thump, ow, thump, ow, thump, ow." came the sounds of two people quickly coming down the stairs and the female very sore.

Rin and Sesshomaru came in looking well rested, they were the only ones that were well rested. Rin went to the table after grabbing an apple tart, she sat wincing. Sesshomaru got some coffee and joined the tired looking men before him. He smirked knowing the reason why. All four men turned to the table to await the interrogation that was to come from the annoyed ladies. The ladies wanted to know if them losing thier sleep was because he was good in bed. If not, they were going to pummel her. Izayoi began.

"So, how did you sleep?" she asked.

"It was the best sleep I have ever had. Waking up wasn't great but the sleep was nice." Rin told her.

"Did you like it? Was it as good as it sounded like it was?" Sango asked.

Rin blushed 10 shades of red at her sisters' question. She had to be honest though.

"Hell, yes. It was amazing." she said still slightly flushed.

Rin bit her lip as she looked at Kagome and knew she was going to embarass her further and inflate Sesshomarus' ego. She did too.

"We could hear you last night and we had to put in earplugs, but we could still hear you. Also I have to ask how many times did you do it? I thought hours passed before you rabbits finally stopped. Another thing was it really that amazing? Truly?" she asked.

Rin felt as if she would be red permanently and she wished the floor would swallow her. The men wanted to know her answer. Except Sesshomaru he knew he was good. The rest didn't want to be out-performed by him, he was so cold and well they weren't. How could an icicle possibly be better than them? Nah, he couldn't. Well, lets say sometimes there are "surprises" hidden beneath the ice.

"Let me put it this way. You know how all the girls want him and you don't know why?" she began.

They nodded.

"I do. He has some stamina, enough for three men. I will probably have the best rest in the whole house. He wore me out." Rin stated.

"Why were you screaming? We thought he was killing you." Inuyasha asked.

"He was, killing me with pleasure. What he was doing to me I couldn't help but scream a little." she said.

A lecherous grin flitted across Mirokus' face.

"A little, no my dear you were screaming alot. What praytell was he doing to you?" he asked.

Sesshomaru grinned at the red touching her cheeks again as she thought about wether to tell him or not.

"Miroku, that is really between he and myself. I'll give you a hint though. What is the most pleasureable spot to hit in a woman?" she asked.

Miroku thought, then it dawned on him and he nodded at her. Inuyasha didn't know and wanted to know. Well he knew it was just buried somewhere deep in his memory.

"What spot is?" he asked.

Every person in the room rolled thier eyes. Only Inuyasha would ask.

"Her G-spot, Inu." Kagome said.

"Oh." he said.

Rin stood up to leave to return upstairs but stopped to give them all something to think about and inflate Sesshomarus' ego evenmore.

"To finish your questions, Kagome, It was absolutely amazing. And when I say he has stamina I mean it. We went 3 rounds and a bj before he was through for last night anyways." she finished.

All eyes turned to Sesshomaru only to see him drink his coffee like nothing was said.

"Darling, I need to get dressed and I will not make it up the stairs without assistance. I am very sore." Rin said to Sesshomaru.

He finished his coffee and helped her walk. On thier way out he heard his father speak.

"I'm being out- performed by my son." Inutaisho said.

A small smirk graced his lips.


(At school: Miko archery)


"Rin why are you limping?" Kikyo asked.

All the girls were wondering the same thing and turned to listen to her response. Kagome was on the verge of laughing, Rin was going to have to explain why. Oh the irony, she was deprived of sleep and now Rin was to die of embarassment. She turned to let her fend for herself.

"He's why." She said pointing to a meditating Sesshomaru.

Every single one of them looked at him to see him smile. Yep, he was the culprit. That could only mean one thing.

"You two did it, huh?" Kikyo asked.

Rin nodded and immediately had to answer many of the same questions that bombarded her at breakfast. Sesshomaru was glad he wasn't Rin at the moment but that feeling ended as a wave of jealousy radiated off one girl, Azari he thought was her name. It was aimed at his mate and he didn't like it one bit.

He looked around to one girl who was not talking to Rin. She was at present glaring daggers at his mate and her aura was pulsating with envy. He was going to keep an eye on her. Sesshomaru let out a small growl, only loud enough for her to hear.

Azari jumped when she heard the growl and gasped to see Sesshomaru, red eyed and staring at her. She could feel the protectiveness in his aura and felt how it lashed at hers. He knew she didn't like his mate and he didn't enjoy her showing it. She took some deep breaths to calm herself down. Sesshomaru returned to his meditating and eavesdropping.

He had to supress a chuckle as he felt his mates' embarassment continue to rise at thier questions.

"Was he any good?" one asked.

"He was better than good, he was..." Rin was interrupted.

"Yes he is amazing. Rin kept the whole house up with her screams of ecstasy." Kagome finished for her.

Rin felt the blood rush to her cheeks as she flushed a dark crimson. She was sure that she was permanently red now. Sesshomaru on the other hand was pleased with her and decided to save her before the next round began. He put his arm around her waist and interrupted them before they spoke.

"We have Kendo now, We must go, ladies." he said.

All the girls sighed, "Why can't we have someone like him?"

On thire way out Sesshomaru spared Azari a glance, she wasn't even looking at them as they departed.

"Good. I will be keeping an eye on you." he thought.

Authors Note: This is a short chapter. I will try to update soon. Apologies To Animeroxs Rin-Sess and Inu-Kag, I had promised to have it up Saturday but I was helping my sister pack for college.