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Entry 7: The Gross Out
© Salome Wilde, 2008
Author’s Note: Originally written for the LJ community iyfic_contest for their “Tentacles” prompt. Took 3rd place!
Dear Diary: The Gross-out
Dear Diary,
Today was so wrong that I shouldn’t even be writing about it. But you know when something is just so gross that you can’t stop looking at it? Like when Inuyasha bites his toenails or when Shippo picks his nose and eats it? Yeah, well, today was so bizarre that there isn’t even a word to describe its level of total grossosity.
Anyhow, I get a sense that a jewel shard is nearby, and we go check it out and find Kohaku unconscious in a clearing. He’s bloody and bruised and he’s obviously been in some wicked battle. But that’s not the gross part. Sango goes over to him and it’s so sad, like it always is. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if Sota took a pickaxe and hacked up mom and Jii-chan and Buyo right before my eyes and then stuck it right in my back. That would just be like, I don’t know, totally sick-wrong. Well, Kohaku wakes up and he’s got his usual zombie-eyed stare and I know it’s trouble, but we can’t just take the shard because he’s Sango’s brother and all. So, I hold Inuyasha off and threaten to make him Sit if he says one more word about Naraku when, speak of the devil, there he is.
Sigh. Nobody knows that I kind of have a thing for the creepy old hanyo when he shows up looking like Lord Hitomi. I mean, it’s so easy to hate him when he shows up in that smelly old fur and baboon face. Sesshomaru’s got that fur fetish, and he sometimes tells me about it when we sneak off for some fun, but I don’t know. He’s practically OCD with his cleanliness thing, so that fur at his shoulder is always nice when he presses my face into it as he’s doing me from behind. But Naraku’s skanky old wrap? I don’t think so.
Anyway, Diary, this time he shows up and he’s in total hotness mode. He’s got that creepy voice that gives me the chills, and it’s obvious the Kohaku thing was a trap, but I so don’t care. I have arrows and Inuyasha will protect me (he is so totally my one and only love, despite the make-out sessions with his brother and the crush on Naraku). But then he starts letting out his tentacles.
If there is one thing that gags me, it’s those tentacles. They are just so…wrong. All slimy and nasty and the smell that comes off them is unreal! Sticking them out of the back of that gorgeous babyface of Lord Hitomi is, well, just too much nasty. I take my bow and get ready to fire, while Inuyasha unsheathes Tessaiga (love to watch him do that!), Miroku holds out his staff, Kirara gets big and fiery, Sango grabs Hiraikotsu, and Shippo runs for cover (kawaii little kitsune, I love how poofy his tail gets when he’s scared).
Inuyasha lunges first, so I get to watch his butt without him knowing it, and we’re all totally shocked to see there’s no barrier. The strike doesn’t hit Naraku anyway because he lunges and Inuyasha skids into the dirt. I fire and my arrow misses too, but again only because he dodges. Kirara lunges and is batted away.
But Sango is standing off to the side, holding her attack. Her face is flushed: is she scared? Miroku and I exchange glances. This is so weird. I ready another arrow. Inuyasha prepares for another Kaze no Kizu. And then, turning back to Sango before I fire, I see what’s really going on here.
One of Naraku’s tentacles has slithered along the ground and is totally snaked up Sango’s kimono. And she is loving it. I look over at the others. Even Miroku doesn’t see it. I don’t know what to do. I mean, it’s Naraku…we’ve got to stop him…and I haven’t even had a chance with him yet! Plus, I mean the guy’s got Kohaku so it’s like totally wrong for Sango to want him. And, hello: Tentacles! Gross! But I’m a good friend, and I’m not gonna say anything. It’s her body. She’ll probably get some way-sick infection, but I can’t say that I’m not a little bit jealous.
Soon Inuyasha hacks off a limb and Naraku vanishes in his nasty black whirlwind, taking poor Kohaku with him. Sango’s just standing there in a daze. I don’t know what to say. I put my arm around her, and we head back to camp.
As soon as everyone’s asleep, I am so going to tell her I saw. I wanna know everything.
Dewa kore de!
Kagome
Author’s Note: Originally written for the LJ community iyfic_contest for their “Tentacles” prompt. Took 3rd place!
Dear Diary,
Today was so wrong that I shouldn’t even be writing about it. But you know when something is just so gross that you can’t stop looking at it? Like when Inuyasha bites his toenails or when Shippo picks his nose and eats it? Yeah, well, today was so bizarre that there isn’t even a word to describe its level of total grossosity.
Anyhow, I get a sense that a jewel shard is nearby, and we go check it out and find Kohaku unconscious in a clearing. He’s bloody and bruised and he’s obviously been in some wicked battle. But that’s not the gross part. Sango goes over to him and it’s so sad, like it always is. I can’t imagine how I’d feel if Sota took a pickaxe and hacked up mom and Jii-chan and Buyo right before my eyes and then stuck it right in my back. That would just be like, I don’t know, totally sick-wrong. Well, Kohaku wakes up and he’s got his usual zombie-eyed stare and I know it’s trouble, but we can’t just take the shard because he’s Sango’s brother and all. So, I hold Inuyasha off and threaten to make him Sit if he says one more word about Naraku when, speak of the devil, there he is.
Sigh. Nobody knows that I kind of have a thing for the creepy old hanyo when he shows up looking like Lord Hitomi. I mean, it’s so easy to hate him when he shows up in that smelly old fur and baboon face. Sesshomaru’s got that fur fetish, and he sometimes tells me about it when we sneak off for some fun, but I don’t know. He’s practically OCD with his cleanliness thing, so that fur at his shoulder is always nice when he presses my face into it as he’s doing me from behind. But Naraku’s skanky old wrap? I don’t think so.
Anyway, Diary, this time he shows up and he’s in total hotness mode. He’s got that creepy voice that gives me the chills, and it’s obvious the Kohaku thing was a trap, but I so don’t care. I have arrows and Inuyasha will protect me (he is so totally my one and only love, despite the make-out sessions with his brother and the crush on Naraku). But then he starts letting out his tentacles.
If there is one thing that gags me, it’s those tentacles. They are just so…wrong. All slimy and nasty and the smell that comes off them is unreal! Sticking them out of the back of that gorgeous babyface of Lord Hitomi is, well, just too much nasty. I take my bow and get ready to fire, while Inuyasha unsheathes Tessaiga (love to watch him do that!), Miroku holds out his staff, Kirara gets big and fiery, Sango grabs Hiraikotsu, and Shippo runs for cover (kawaii little kitsune, I love how poofy his tail gets when he’s scared).
Inuyasha lunges first, so I get to watch his butt without him knowing it, and we’re all totally shocked to see there’s no barrier. The strike doesn’t hit Naraku anyway because he lunges and Inuyasha skids into the dirt. I fire and my arrow misses too, but again only because he dodges. Kirara lunges and is batted away.
But Sango is standing off to the side, holding her attack. Her face is flushed: is she scared? Miroku and I exchange glances. This is so weird. I ready another arrow. Inuyasha prepares for another Kaze no Kizu. And then, turning back to Sango before I fire, I see what’s really going on here.
One of Naraku’s tentacles has slithered along the ground and is totally snaked up Sango’s kimono. And she is loving it. I look over at the others. Even Miroku doesn’t see it. I don’t know what to do. I mean, it’s Naraku…we’ve got to stop him…and I haven’t even had a chance with him yet! Plus, I mean the guy’s got Kohaku so it’s like totally wrong for Sango to want him. And, hello: Tentacles! Gross! But I’m a good friend, and I’m not gonna say anything. It’s her body. She’ll probably get some way-sick infection, but I can’t say that I’m not a little bit jealous.
Soon Inuyasha hacks off a limb and Naraku vanishes in his nasty black whirlwind, taking poor Kohaku with him. Sango’s just standing there in a daze. I don’t know what to say. I put my arm around her, and we head back to camp.
As soon as everyone’s asleep, I am so going to tell her I saw. I wanna know everything.
Dewa kore de!
Kagome