Tasteful Creams Err Tasteful Dreams

Let's Grant Wishes

Define stupid…Koga Espada. Define flunky…Koga Espada…Define…Ah hell you get the picture. Koga was the choice in Operation: Save Inuyasha from one pedophile (so he can be placed in the arms of the next.) By the time Naraku was done with the finishing touches of his scheme. Yes his scheme, it struck as odd that he was saving Inuyasha's ass from being groped by one older man only to be molested by the other. So where exactly would the twisted logic work out?

"So why am I dressed like this again?"

"Because it's what Mr. Miroku likes."

Koga turned around in the window reflection, marveling at the freaky outfit. "The guy likes fairies?"

Inuyasha adjusted on of the feathery fluffed pink wings and curled a purple antenna on Koga's head. "That and little boys. Saw a picture of the prince off Thumbelina on his wallpaper."

"Are you sure?"

"Yea," Inuyasha bent over—unfortunately giving Sesshomaru a discreet nosebleed—to fix the wings lower. "I saw pictures on his Facebook page too. His friends dressed up like tooth fairies at a teacher's conference and he's got lots of cut the Disney princes in tights."

At that, the most pitiful whimper bubbled off Koga's lips as he put up the best droopy dog expression he could to his brothers. "Why do I have to go in like this?" He whined helplessly.

The this referring to the lovely display of skin tight (we talking painted on so tight they're defined as nut crushers) lavender, orange and bright neon pink stripes curving and plastered all over the black leotard, stopping at the wolf's freshly shaved legs. Compliments of Naraku's razor that shall never touch his face again. Koga's hair was dyed a bright shade of platinum blonde with pretty silver glittery stringers glued in and to top it all off just right…you guessed it. Sesshomaru made sure the leotard was thong styled, giving Koga's ass an extra lift. You thought there'd be a wand huh? Nope, Sesshomaru says that's tacky.

After Inuyasha straightened out the frilly puff balls cuffed on Koga's ankles, and wrists he stood up and smiled, quite proud of the outcome. "You look great."

"You look stunning." Naraku mumbled sarcastically.

Sesshomaru's face produced the tiniest, tiniest microscopic frown when for the most horrid realization came to mind—he was speechless—Koga looked molestable. How long was he supposed to wear this now? And why hadn't he thought about getting Inuyasha that fire fairy suit from the store when he was there? Damn, he was going to molest him.

Koga pouted his purple lipstick lips, "Why the hell can't you do it Naraku? You look more like a woman then I do."

"Please," Naraku flipped a lock of his super gorgeous hair over his shoulder, "As if I want the likes of a man touching this." Emphasis on this as he waved his hand up and down the perfection that was himself.

Should've known that wouldn't work, so Koga tried Sesshomaru and frowned suspiciously. "Now why the hell can't you do it? You definitely look like a chick!"

Sesshomaru patted the hanyou's fluffy hair. "Inuyasha how old is your teacher?"

The adorable pile of molestable qualities blinked up at the tall demon and thought it over. Sesshomaru's expression softened when the little underage tilted his head to the side, making a pouty expression. Gods he was going to molest the shit out of him. "Uh twenty eight I think."

What the fu— "Oh hell no—" Uh-oh what Sesshomaru meant to say as he cleared his throat "The teacher's missing the qualities this store desires. Namely one thru twelve. Therefore it makes only tactical sense not to send me over." A clash of two pedophiles? It was unheard of. Sesshomaru had his territory child victims and Miroku had his variety.

"Don't lump us in the same lot as you, you brat," Naraku mumbled smacking Sesshomaru's hand off the purring jailbait and glanced at the wall clock, next to Charlotte's web. "Get over there Koga and be back by ten. I need the kitchen cleaned."

"Why can't Sesshomaru clean the kitchen?" Inuyasha questioned like it was any of his business.

Sesshomaru was already gone before anyone could question it. Like hell he was cleaning that kitchen.

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"Koga I don't know," Inuyasha grumbled looking in his hands at the stacks of magazines just given. "What if I get caught?"

Koga rolled his glued on eyelashes and purple contact eyes, "The point is to get caught. Check it, if Mr. Teach catches you looking at one of these there's no way in hell he'll want you."

"But what if it still turns him on?" Inuyasha wasn't so sure how a bunch of porn mags were going to scare the teacher off, let alone make him lose interest.

That made Koga ask his next question, "By the way are you gay?"

"Am I what?"

"Are. Yo Y?"

Inuyasha blinked hard. Really hard. "Oh no, I'm straight. Just like that pole." He pointed at a street light across the street for some reason. Guess to prove how straight he was…though the pole was a little crook.

Koga shrugged. Oh well too bad for Sesshomaru. "Come on let's get this over with."

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With Inuyasha gone down the hall to perform part one of their plans, Koga took an extremely deep breath and blew out the aggravated butterflies fluttering in his super tight leotard. He stepped through the front office, flipping his nicely styled blonde locks over his shoulder and sauntered in, bracing his hands on the counter. "Hello there," he purred painstakingly to the administrator.

The young ebony haired woman glanced up and smiled. "Hello, how may I help you?"

Koga was caught off guard at her pleasant greeting. Apparently pretty man fairies came in here often. "Yes I'm here to make dreams come true for a certain freshman teacher."

"Oh, I'm sorry sir but we're not allowed to let fairies in the classrooms."

"But, but," Koga thought fast and batted his extra-long eyelashes, waving his arms as if to cast a spell "I have to make sure he has great a bibbidi, babbidi boo!" Where the hell did that come from?

"Oh dear," the front desk woman quickly flipped through the teacher's files who taught the freshman classes. "We can't have our teachers going around without their magic can we? What's the teacher's name?"

"Miroku," He answered quickly.

"Ah yes, here he is," She quickly jotted down his room number and home address, social security number, birthday, and favorite color. "Here, but be sure to wear this too," she handed him a sticker with 'Wild Fairy' scribbled on, and smiled happily. "We have to make sure our kids are safe."

"Sure." Koga tuck the tag on and walked out confused as all get out. He couldn't believe that lady just let a full grown man dressed like a tacky drag fairy into the school, gave her all of the teachers life on a piece of paper and with a smile. This left Koga to wonder what kind of life Inuyasha lived. Every damn place he went too was crazy.

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Inuyasha sunk in his seat blushing to the roots of his hair. He couldn't believe he let those idiots talk him into doing this. Here he was in the middle of Biology openly reading a magazine full of leg gapping women and men. What would his friends think if they saw him studying his own version of the female anatomy? Each time the temptation to shove the damn thing back in his bag eased up his spine, he'd remember Naraku saying that he needed to let me be clear that his interests lied elsewhere, that didn't involve his asshole being plundered.

So here he was flipping through each page observing each new shade of pink open like the very book he was reading. As tempting as it was to jack off to the lovely displays of T and A, Inuyasha just wasn't interested. If one paid attention then they'd notice that Inuyasha's eyes lingered on the men positioned provocatively on or under or behind some of the women. Newsflash if no one discovered by now, Inuyasha was gay. Yes he was very gay, just not in the traditional way. Why he lied? He had a very good reason. He didn't want his newfound older friends to think he was weird for liking boys.

There was a time he'd hoped Sesshomaru was gay too but after seeing the way he'd stare at that little pink haired girl at the shop all the time, Inuyasha changed his mind. There was no way a hottie like Sesshomaru wanted a guy when he could get anyone he wanted. Oh well, no need to worry about that now. Inuyasha had to keep his ass cheeks from spreading.

"Hey Inuyasha what cha reading," Whispered Kagome, looking over his shoulder.

Inuyasha didn't care. Kagome was a lesbian so he showed her.

"Oh man that's hot!" She shrieked, mugging him for the whole magazine. With no magazine in hand Inuyasha had no choice but to pull out a thicker one and looked through it. His left ear twitched from hearing Kagome moan and oh at every new picture she deemed sexy and even pointed out a rather interesting one. "Inuyasha look at this one."

And look he did. He must've missed this one because it had two guys and a chick doing each. Hold it—that's when Inuyasha nearly ripped the pages off noticing a special detail. Damn, that woman had a big dick—

"Ahem."

The two students flinched at the deep growl overhead and sunk low in their chairs. Miroku snatched both books looking distastefully at the scandalous photos and nasty images of women shaped in every which away. The ball of his lips curled angrily as he crumbled both magazines in his hands. "Inuyasha, Kagome please stand in the hall for the rest of the period. I'll deal with you both then."

Kagome groaned and Inuyasha shrugged. He didn't give a damn. It was all part of the plan.

Miroku was secretly heartbroken and sighed. He could've sworn Inuyasha was gay.

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While out in the hall, Inuyasha sighed a breath of relief when he saw his favorite Fairy God Mother coming down the hall, walking awkward to not squeeze her balls. Luckily Kagome didn't listen to the rules and just went home. Koga stomped passed without as much as a side glance at the chuckling hanyou, mumbled a "go to the ship," and burst into the classroom. "Hellllllo everyone!"

Miroku dropped his marker when he saw his childhood fantasy come true and whispered thank you to the ceiling.

Koga placed his hands on his hips and wiggled his way to the front of the class, hopping on the desk, legs gapped wide.

"Erm, can I help you kind sir?" Miroku questioned, feeling really hot under the collar.

"Nah, I can wait," Koga got comfortable flopping back, knocking over all the pencils, pens, and all that other stuff.

Who was the Miroku to disturb his god's wish? So he shrugged it off and went back to teaching today's lesson. It took nearly fifteen minutes before all of the children returned their attention to the front board. Good because Koga needed to look for some evidence. With Sesshomaru being his brother, he knew exactly what to look for. Pictures, letters, drawings, souvenirs, anything that screamed illegal—bingo. What do we have here?

Dear Diary,

Today marks the most wondrous anniversary from six months ago. The very day I came across the most delicious looking student. A beautiful white haired sixteen year old, with the most beautiful ass and well-shaped puppy ears and round hazel eyes. I have never seen anything so utterly edible and incredibly tasty in my life besides Bankotsu. Like his cousin, both of them were blessed with the firm supple textures called their behinds and someday I hope to have the pleasures of having to squeeze that ass in my bare hands!

Love Fairy Brother Miroku.

Koga lifted an eyebrow, flipping through more pages and stumbled upon a very interesting one. Right in the dead center was a decorated picture of Inuyasha's butt bent over and Inuyasha's head happening to stick off to the side just right with a light blush on his face. Stars, rainbows and little flowers were drawn all around. Well, well, well, looks like Mr. Miroku has some naughty evidence after all. Sesshomaru would love to have his hands on this.

Koga stole the picture to use as future bribe and jumped when the school bell rung.

"Class dismissed. Get out or fail!" Shouted Miroku and that sent every child out within a record two minutes. With no witnesses, Miroku closed and locked the door, braced against it with a seductive smile on his face. Finally, a chance to have sex with a consenting fairy.

Koga matched his smile, rolling onto his stomach with a silly wink.

"Well now, to what do I owe the company of my fair god?" Miroku unbuttoned his shirt top, showing off a little flesh.

Koga lifted his back legs, rocking one at a time. "Well baby, I just wanted to make some wishes come true." He rolled off the desk and walked over to the teacher, blue eyes locked. "But maybe," Koga poked his finger in the teacher's chest, "You can make my wish come true."

"Hmm do you think so?" Miroku took the pointed tip and kissed the length. "How can I grant your wish?"

Koga ripped his hand free and flashed the little picture, "By not touching a certain little puppy wuppy."

Miroku turned so white, he nearly matched the snow polish on Koga's nails.

"Here's the deal," Buzzed the magical fairy man. "Let's leave the underage kiddies alone and I won't have to broadcast this to the entire city. What do you say?"

Miroku looked at the lovely photo he treasured so dearly then glanced at the malicious sexy pixie with too much make-up. He couldn't risk losing this job. He'd worked so hard to get this far, but then that meant he'd have to give up on his precious little Inu…Oh well can't win them at all.

At the timid little nod, Koga pocketed the little picture and walked around the shoulder slumped loser.

"Wait," Was the teacher's soft whisper.

Koga kept his back to the other, appearing strong and genuinely powerful as a tall man made up in all those wacky colors.

"Could I have your name? I must know the name of my dream god."

"My name?" Koga turned slowly, very very very slow, as the blond wig swung crook over his eyes. "They call me," Put those hands on those hips babe, "The Fairy who keepeth thy assholes." And with that noble speech awkwardly said, Koga left the teacher standing there… a manly stride down the school hall in his thong style leotard.

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TBC: There was no shop time so no songs here loveys. But I promise they'll be in the next one. Miroku's out of the way, let's see what happens next time. Sesshomaru's going to make a super bold move. ^_^