Inuyasha Tails

Once upon a time there lived a young human Queen (had to specify) and a powerful demon King. The demon King was beautiful with a long silver ponytail the flowed in the wind and he let everything else fly in the breeze as well. That is how he got the lovely human girl to become his Queen. They had a beautiful baby boy named Snow Inuyasha. He had long flowing silver hair, cute ears on top of his head, and golden eyes just like his Papa. Once a month though he looked just like his Mother with long black hair and pretty honey brown eyes.

Snow Inuyasha loved his red ROUS fire cloths and wore them every day after his Papa died. His Mother then died years later leaving the puppy alone in the world. Suddenly he was captured by a silver haired young man who told him he was his brother and forced him to follow him to his castle by strangling him then pulling his hair like a leash. Throwing the boy into his new room he told Snow Inuyasha to stay. Snow Inuyasha though did not listen to anyone since he was above that crap. He was not going to let Mr. High and Mighty Tyrant Sesshoumaru push him around so he escaped his room. Jumping out his window Sesshoumaru had hoped the boy would land on his head, but no such luck. Snow Inuyasha ran into the woods to hide from his sadistic brother who he though was insane.

Soon Snow Inuyasha became cold and hungry. So he went searching in the woods for food. He foraged, but there were no damn servants here to feed him like at the castle and now he was fucking lost. He could not find his way back home.

Meanwhile Lord Sesshoumaru was busy looking for his stupid brother pissed that he had to leave his home after his Mother forced him out to bring the damn brat back. So Lord Sesshoumaru figured he was not ever going back to that hell hole. Parents are the worst.

Anyway, Snow Inuyasha was like looking around trying to find something to eat that he would not have to cook himself. It was really hard to find crap like that in the woods, but he found some berries, then an apple tree. What the hell was an apple tree doing in the middle of the fucking forest? It was surrounded by towering asps.

"Asps! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! You are trying to kill me in this story!"

I am not Inuyasha......that would be your brother and the evil villain I am putting in here. Now shut up. An asp is a tree not just a snake and I don't know of any towering fucking snakes unless you are not telling me something I should know about. (The narrorator is looking around cautiously since snakes do bite and that could be bad with no Sesshoumaru around to save our buts with his magic healing sword.)

So anyway Snow Inuyasha found some berries and then killed a few fish in the river having sushi since you don't have to cook that. It wasn't marinated so it wasn't as good, but still he did not care. He was hungry and Kagome had not come out of the well with his ramen so he was screwed right now stuck with fish breath.

"So give me a breath mint."

After the kind nice narrorator who you all love gave Snow Inuyasha the breath mint we continued on with the story.

Snow Inuyasha was lost and did not know how to find his way back. Yet there was someone who could help him. Sesshoumaru.......you are not supposed to show up yet.

"Inuyasha my Mother wants you to come home so get up off your ass and lets go."

Snow Inuyasha was not going anywhere with the guy who pulled his hair, called him names, and hurt his feelings as well as his body. His older brother was a big meanie.

"I am not."

You are too, but you are beautiful so I love you anyway. Still you need to go away since you are not in the story yet. You are just in the first few paragraphs.

"Fine.......I did not want to go back anyway, but I am staying here so you will just have to deal with it."

Ok fine. Little Snow Inuyasha you run into a fox who has seven followers.

"I thought this was little Snow Inuyasha and the seven foxes not the one fox with the six monkeys."

Shippo pouts and looks at his friends.

"Inuyasha my fox demon friends could not make it so these monkeys agreed to do this story with us."

Snow Inuyasha does not trust these monkey demons. Aren't they the same ones that stuck his hand to a rock and forgot the spell?

"Hey I remember you!"

Snow Inuyasha roared as he chased the monkeys around Shippo for an hour. After doing this they helped him into a cave. It was the cave of a once Mighty Prince.

"Ya right.....more like a wimpy wolf."

Snow Inuyasha muttered under his breath. Still it was safer then the castle where his brother pulled his hair and was mean to him.

"You have a point there."

Snow Inuyasha stated as Lord Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.

"You are pathetic and I did not pull it that hard. If you ever would listen to anyone besides yourself then we would not have these problems."

Snow Inuyasha ignored that comment and someone in the distance was watching them. He had a magic mirror he bought off of e bay and gave it to his albino daughter he made out of his flesh with his flesh child making ear. The evil Queen Naraku hated Snow Inuyasha because he was a beautiful hanyou and Queen Naraku was a spider leach thingy that people hated as well as wanted to squash. His son Byukuya or whatever since I don't know how to spell it had an eyeball that came out of his head to watch them too with bat wings.........eeeeewwwwweeeeeeee grosssssssssss!!!!!!! Ok I am over that now, not......that is just so disgusting!

"I agree this time with you woman. Inuyasha is beautiful and Naraku is disgusting."

Snow Inuyasha was in shock and awe. His brother complimented him.

"Don't take it to heart Inuyasha. I am still going to kill you someday."

Snow Inuyasha pouted sitting in the corner. Suddenly a three course meal with all different flavors of ramen appeared before Snow Inuyasha's eyes.

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you Inuyasha."

Lord Sesshoumaru stated. The narrorator was not happy with the Lord ruining the plot of the story. So with no encouragement Inuyasha ignored them and ate the ramen.

"You just can't resist that stuff little brother. You are so dead."

No he is not! He is going to sleep until Prince Kouga comes to rescue him. Oh there is the dust devil swirly boy now.

"Hey is it time for me to kiss the mutt face awake?"

No, you have to go defeat the evil spider leach first.

"Damn Snow Inuyasha is going to be asleep for another fifty years or more. That guy just won't die. He is like a bad episode of Freddy Kruger and Jason."

Sesshoumaru nodded his head in agreement with Kouga. Naraku just was one of those bad viruses that kept coming back to jack up your computer. Well shit.........fine Kouga kiss him already.

"Ok, but then I want to keep him. He is so hot........so sexy......hmmmmmmmm I love a man who resists me as much as a woman who does so."

Sesshoumaru sighed.

"You can have him then I don't have to deal with him anymore."

You both are mean. Kouga kiss him, but you can't keep him. That is up to Snow Inuyasha. You don't live happily ever after if you keep this shit up. Kanna put your mirror away no one is going to kill your leach spider Father. Damnit I was hoping too. Oh well.......back to the drawing boared.

"You stupid wimpy wolf you kissed me! That is just so........hmmmmmmm I like that. Come here you!"

Snow Inuyasha is now chasing the wolf swirly and we are leaving. They lived happily ever after. Two track stars who act that much like each other belong together.

Moral of this story............If you see Naraku don't let him anywhere near your computer.

By,

M. E. Jones aka Vyper

The End........maybe.............