Kagome: The Shamelss Miko

I wish I owned Inuyasha… but I don’t! So I can only IMAGINE that Sesshomaru is a sex slave!

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A/N: I’m saying it now… I am so sorry for this cliffy! I have five thousand things on my mind and the chapter just didn’t come to me as easily as the past chapters. I’ve also been very sick. My body hates me. I don’t know what you all know about lupus, but I’m a walking catch-all for sickness!! Anyway thank you all for the reviews and the suggestions. This chapter is NOT finished, but I figured that you’ve all waited long enough. The second part will be added soon; attached to the next chapter. The other chapter of my stories should be out in the near future… hopefully.

Also, I would like to apologize if the Kagura scene was TOO disturbing. My brother told me so before I posted it and also called me sick!! He said.. “You need to apologize to everyone that read that twisted shit!” And this is my apology, so I can show my brother that I actually did it. However, I really don’t care much… I have a Very disturbing sense of humor. Well, despite it being disturbing, I’m glad you all liked it….

For the next chapter, I was thinking, Kagome should meet a teenage Hakudoshi, as suggested by one of the readers. However, I really don’t know what situation I should put them in?? If you all could… please help me out with that…

As always I’ll edit later… and THANK YOU ALL!!

Chapter 6

Back-Door?


“Ayame!” What are you doing here?” Kagome couldn’t help the bit of curiosity that laced her voice. “Koga left to check on his tribe over a week ago.”

Ayame stared wide eyed at the new Kagome, who was gracefully wearing a skin tight outfit. Is this what Koga finds attractive, Ayame thought. Finally she snapped out of her daze. “I just wanted to know what was keeping MY man away from home.”

Kagome sighed. “I haven’t a clue. Maybe you better go look for him.” Today, she really didn’t have the patients to deal with this.

“I can’t. Kagome, might I have a word in private.” The young wolf hime asked.

“Uh… sure.”

As they disappeared into the trees to talk, everyone wondered what would be on Ayame’s mind; especially since it led her to seek out her rival.

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Meanwhile, while everyone was going about their own business, Jaken was eyeing his Lord cautiously. He could see lust in Sesshomaru’s eyes, and that didn’t bode will with him. Surely Sesshomaru would not make the same mistakes his great father did and rut with a human… or worse sire a half-breed!!

Jaken wanted to ignore those heated stares his lord gave the miko Kagome, but he couldn’t, he wouldn’t. He would save his lord from the shame; even if that meant betraying Lord Sesshomaru and alerting the miko to his lord’s plans…

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Kagome stared at Ayame for the longest moment. “What was that again?” She asked. Kagome felt the pressure in her head mounting.

“What have you done to my Koga? He won’t even look at me now!” Ayame wailed. “Have you finally seduced him?”

“WHAT?!” Kagome staggered in an attempt not to fall over. “No!”

Ayame crossed her arms and Kagome’s body a critical once over. Finally she sighed. She knew Kagome had nothing to do with Koga’s behavior, directly, but it still hurt to ask another female for help with your man. “Then could you, at least, tell me what I should do to gain his attention?”

“Well…” Kagome struck a thinking pose. “I don’t think I can help you. I really don’t have experience in this area. If I had to guess though, you dress well enough… so nothing short of nude would probably work.”

Ayame blushed. “Is that what you would do?”

Kagome blushed as well. All those times she had with Sesshomaru ran though her mind. “NO!! I mean; I really can’t say. My experience is limited.” She whispered while blushing madly.

“Alright then; sorry for the intrusion.” With that Ayame sped away thinking that she just might try Kagome’s suggestion.

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Kagome walked from the camp to the onsen near by, with cautious movements. She desperately wanted a bath but didn’t want a repeat performance of the last time… so she took some precautions. This time Kagome made a full circle are the area to check for any unwanted bathers, she wore a one piece bathing suit, and finally she bought her fog horn along; explaining to the others what sound meant before she left camp.

Finally, when she thought everything was secure, Kagome got into the onsen to relax.

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Sesshomaru eyed the path Kagome had taken for a few moments. He wanted to join her but now was not the time. He didn’t want the hanyou to know of his plans yet, but Kagome still needed protecting. “Jaken.”

Jaken got up from fussing with Rin’s dinner and walked over to his lord. “You called milord?”

“Indeed, follow the miko and keep her safe.”

“But, milord!”

“Should you fail; your life will be forfeit.” Sesshomaru replied plainly.

Jaken bowed low. “This humble servant will not let you down.” He took Rin’s meal off of the fire and made his way down the path to the onsen.

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Kagome’s head lulled to one side and she could finally feel complete relaxation take hold, but that all stopped the moment she heard a noise in the bushes. She quickly sat up and looked around. Finally, she saw Jaken sitting by the left side of the spring with his back turned. “Kami!” Kagome exclaimed. “Not you too!” She sat back down and huffed. “Well I’m not interested!”

Jaken turned around and narrowed his eyes. “Please, I would never be interested in a disgusting ningen body such as yours, wench!” He stood up and waved his staff at Kagome. “Lord Sesshomaru commanded me to come here and protect your pathetic human body from unwanted intruders.”

I don’t know what’s more insulting, Kagome thought, Jaken calling my body disgusting or Sesshomaru thinking I can’t protect myself. She sighed. “Whatever. If you don’t have anything nice to say then pretend to disappear.”

Jaken want to retort so badly, but held his tongue. “Humph, that’s fine with me, but I would like to ask you something first.”

Curiosity piqued, Kagome turned to look at the green imp. “Yeah?”

Jaken inched closer to Kagome; he couldn’t risk Sesshomaru hearing this conversation. “What do you know about demon mating?”

Kagome shook her head. “Nothing I guess… why?”

Sighing, Jaken made himself comfortable while he explained her whole situation from a demons point of view.

“WHAT!”

“Be quiet, wench! Do you want Lord Sesshomaru to come here and watch you bathe personally!”

Kagome “eeped” and covered her mouth. “Sorry… but are you sure. I mean... Inuyasha and Koga sure, but I don’t think Sesshomaru would want to father a half breed or be consort to a human on long term status; why would he even try? Lust maybe?” She took a deep cleansing breath. “Anyway, I’m glad you told me, though. I think I would rather lose my virginity in a world of condoms and birth control! Plus, I’m looking for something more long-term, but not life bonding.”

Jaken looked confused for a moment but agreed to Kagome’s strange words in the end. “Indeed girl; that would be the most wise.”

They both sat in silence.

“Ano… what am I going to do now?” Kagome asked. “I mean… about Sesshomaru? Maybe I could just ask him to stop.”

Jaken gave Kagome a gap mouthed stare. Does this wench really believe that the Great and Terrible Lord Sesshomaru would give up on anything so easily, he thought. Hell even if Sesshomaru did, Jaken couldn’t see the break lasting for very long. The clothes that girl has in her possession would drive any man insane. “Go ahead and try it, humph, I assure you milord will not take it well.”

“Then what!”

The both sat in silence for a few more minutes; both desperately trying to come up with a solution. Finally, the old wheels in Jaken’s brain began to turn. He cleared his throat. “Before I tell you my great plan, I want you to know I’m only doing this with Lord Sesshomaru’s best interest in mind.”

Kagome nodded. She figured that much from the get-go. “Alright.”

“I am more than willing to thwart Lord Sesshomaru’s plans and correct this folly if you ensure my safety.”

“You mean you want me to keep Sesshomaru from killing you?” Kagome corrected.

Jaken nodded.

Thinking on the subject for a minute, Kagome nodded. “I can do that, I think. I’m way too young to be somebody’s wife, mother, or consort; so it’s a deal.”

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The rest of the trip through the western lands went on without incident. It really wasn’t a big surprise, but Kagome was sure some random demon would hop out at any time; if not a random demon, then Sesshomaru.

Kagome stopped walking for a moment and looked up at the clouds. A multitude of things ran through her mind, mainly one particular demon lord. As usual he looked wonderful, but Kagome could tell that something was wrong. Sesshomaru looked pissed, more so than usual.

Kagome really couldn’t understand why….

Okay she could…

Actually, anybody in Sesshomaru’s position would be pissed… Why? Built up sexual tension is why. All week, usually after camp was set up, Sesshomaru would lead Kagome to a secluded spot in the woods; where he, more than likely, planed to molest her. They were all wonderful places, some even romantic, but Jaken’s words of caution kept playing around in Kagome’s head and she decided not to be so stupid as to disregard his words.

XFlashbackX

“Ano… Jaken? So, how do we go about this?” Kagome asked. “I mean, yesterday was a pretty close call.”

Jaken narrowed his eyes at the young woman. “You dragged me out of camp for this!” He hissed. Of course, Jaken could have outwardly cared less that the question asked was relevant in a BIG way. “I don’t know you stupid girl…” Jaken replied, now feeling a bit embarrassed.

Kagome sighed and hunched down in front of Jaken. “Do I look like Rin to you?”

Jaken shook his head…

“Good, then stop calling me names or I’ll stomp you to the ground.” Once Kagome was sure she got her point across, she stood up. “Now, I think we should just use ‘safe-words’; like people do in S&M or Bondage movies.”

“…?? Safe-words?”

“Yeah, when I’m in trouble or can’t handle the situation, I’ll say one of the words we think of and that will be your queue to come and interfere.” Kagome explained.

Jaken nodded in agreement. “Fine, tell me these words of yours.”

XEnd FlashbackX


That had been a while ago, and the look on Sesshomaru’s face for the past week suggested that the plan worked like a charm. Kagome giggled at the thought as she ran to catch up with the group.

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“My home is just in the distance.” Sesshomaru said suddenly. “Prepare yourselves; I will not tolerate any uncouth behavior within the walls of my castle.” He gave Inuyasha a sharp stare.

Inuyasha glared back. “What the hell are you looking at me for!?”

Sesshomaru merely turn his attention elsewhere.

Rin bounced happily on Ahun. “Don’t worry Inuyasha-sama, Kagome said that she was sure you’d be fine.”

Inuyasha’s eye twitched. “I bet.”

“So, Kagome, have you decided on what you wanted to do for your birthday.” Sango asked after a fairly long silence. “I mean, with the party and such.”

Kagome stared at her friend thoughtfully; she failed to notice the bated breath the group held as they awaited her answer. “Well, I always wanted to go clubbing and hit on a bunch of guys… but….”

Having never heard of the saying before, everyone in the group took Kagome’s words literally.

“Ano… Kagome-chan, I’ve never known you to be such a violent person. Why would you want to do such a thing?” Kohaku, like the rest of the group, was confused.

Miroku and Inuyasha both knew that Kagome was very capable of committing such an act of horror, so they remained silent.

Shippo snickered behind his hand. Though he had no idea as to what she meant, he could totally see Kagome and Sango chasing Inuyasha; Miroku; and Sesshomaru around with big sticks.

Rin and Jaken thoughts ran along side Kohaku’s.

And Sesshomaru… he had no desire to be hit with anything, no matter how feeble the attempt would be. However, he thought, I do have the resources to make her wish happen. Sesshomaru abandoned his place beside Jaken, walked over to Kagome, and grabbed her hand. “Miko, if that is your wish; then I have plenty of male servants that you may use at your disposal.”

“What?!” Kagome finally snapped out of her musings. “No. No!” She waved her hands frantically. “I don’t mean ‘Hit on’ as in ‘to cause injury’, I meant ‘Hit on’ as in ‘talk to’.” Kagome looked around the group and realized an explanation would be useless. She sighed. “Never mind… I’m not going home, so it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I thought something like a slumber party would be nice, maybe. I’m sure Rin, Shippo, and Kohaku would love it.”

“What about us, men, Lady Kagome.” Miroku asked sheepishly.

Kagome shrugged her shoulders. “I don’t know yet. Before the party with the children starts, maybe we could have a dinner and then have a little something to drink.” She looked back at Sesshomaru. “If that’s okay with you?”

Sesshomaru nodded. On the outside he appeared to be clam, but inside was a differed story. He would let Kagome have her dinner and sake, he would also let the children have this slumber party, but he had no intentions of letting Kagome slip through his claws; at least, not like she had this past week.

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“Wow this is really yummy!” Shippo exclaimed.

While stuffing her mouth, Rin nodded fervently. “I know Sesshomaru-sama’s cook always makes the best meals.”

As children talk amiably, excluding Kohaku who is a young adult now, the adults in the room tried to overlook the tension building in the room.

“Shippo is right!” Kagome commented. “The food is wonderful, Sesshomaru.”

“Hn…” Sesshomaru could have cared less about the food being served at the table. At the moment he could not take his eyes off those damned clothes. As soon as they arrived at the castle, his maids helped Kagome to her room. By some odd miracle or curse, the maids went through the girls pack and decided to launder all of her clothes. Kagome was left with nothing to wear for tonight… well… almost nothing. The last time they traveled with Inuyasha, Kagome gave Rin one of her ridiculous green outfits as a keepsake. Having no clothes, Kagome was forced to wear the small sailor fuku; thus then tension. The shirt barely covered her breast and the skirt was so short a good gust of wind would reveal her most intimate secret.

“Your right, Kagome.” Sango forced a smile. “Arigato, Sesshomaru-sama.”

Miroku and Kohaku nodded in agreement.

Inuyasha strangely remained silent. However, he wasn’t eating; he was staring at the tops of Kagome’s breasts.

Kagome shifted uncomfortably… she thought they all might be able to finish this meal, but Inuyasha’s stare suggested otherwise. “So, how about those drinks!”

Everyone looked up.

“Hehe, that is, if you are all done eating.”

Sesshomaru looked around the table and then turned to a servant. “Yu, take the three children and ready them for bed.” He then turned to Jaken. “Jaken, fetch my best sake.”

…….

After the children and Jaken returned with the sake… the mood in the room seemed to brighten a bit.

“Congratulations, Lady Kagome, to another year of full bloom.” Miroku said as he gave a toast.

When everyone grumbled instead of cheered, Miroku finally noticed the state of everyone in the room.

Sango was drunk; but quietly so.

Inuyasha had yet to drink anything, but he did move closer to Kagome.

Sesshomaru, Miroku couldn’t quite gauge the stoic demon’s behavior. However, after only two cups of the potent rice wine, Miroku was sure that Sesshomaru was among the sober.

Kagome, though not terribly plastered, was far from being just drunk. She squirmed quite a bit in her seat causing her tiny skirt to inch higher up her thighs and shirt lost a few more buttons. Kagome also couldn’t stay quiet. “So…” She slurred. “I wonder…”

“Wonder… what Kagome-chan??” Sango slurred back.

“If that bitch has a back-door hiding behind those hu..humer… humungo… humongous balls!!” Kagome stood up and slapped her fist on the table; missing the shocked looks of the three males in the room as she gave them a blessed view bouncing cleavage and her thong covered ass. “Damn it, I wanna see!”

“Back door?” Inuyasha repeated confusedly.

Sesshomaru looked just as confused as Inuyasha, but refused to show it.

Miroku, who had been taught a lesson in modern sexual slang along with Sango, choked.

Sango nodded and stood up as well. “Right!” Sango shouted as she waved a righteous fist in the air. “Let’s go… wait what?”

“You were talking about Kagura…” Inuyasha prompted.

“Oh yeah… Right! Let’s g… go flip that bitch over and check! She’s gots to be hiding behind one of them doors!” Sango shouted again.

Kagome vigorously nodded, turn towards the door while unconsciously thrusting her breast in a sitting Inuyasha face, and proceeded to walk off. Suddenly Kagome stopped and looked back at her drunken companion. “Ano... should we take something to stick in it?”

That was the last straw for Miroku. First, he stood up from his chair. Second, he grabbed Sango by the shoulders and sat her down in the place he just occupied. Third, Miroku walked over to Kagome, slung her over his shoulder, and then sat her down by Sango. Last, he sat down determined to keep both women from leaving to attack Kagura.

“Alright, damn it!” Inuyasha yelled in frustration. “What in the hell is a back-door!”

Frustrated as well, Miroku turned to his hanyou friend and began arguing about the sexual mystery known as Kagura.

At the end of the table, Sesshomaru sighed and listened to the servant tell him that the children were okay.

Meanwhile, the two unattended ladies took hold of the bottle sitting unguarded at the center of the table.

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“Damn it, Miroku, don’t gimme that crap!” Inuyasha wailed. “Just tell me already!”

Miroku shook his head. As lecherous as he may be, he would never talk about something so crude in the presents of ladies; even drunken ones. “No, I’ve told you that we’ll talk about this later.”

“But…” Inuyasha started before he was suddenly cut off by a twin set of cackles.

“HAHAHAHA!”

“HAHAHAHA!”

Sesshomaru stopped talking and dismissed the servant before he turned to Kagome and Sango. “Might I ask what the point of this droll is?”

“Er..??”

“Hehe… well, lurd sesskomusu…” Sango slurred. “Wait… hehe… I… hehe… Koga… hahaha!”

Kagome, whose head was lying on the table, suddenly bolted up. “Koga has huge nipples under his breast thingy! She cried. “HAHAHA!”

“HAHAHA!” Sango laughed as well.

Inuyasha just stared. Silently he wondered if that was the true reason why Kagome always turned the wolf down. Then another idea suddenly struck him.

Sesshomaru could do nothing but stare. He had no idea that these women were so mean spirited. Suddenly an idea struck him as well. “Miko, what is back-door you speak of?”

Miroku immediately stopped talking and turned toward the demon lord.

As soon as Miroku stopped ranting, Inuyasha took the opportunity to immobilize him. For the first time, he and Sesshomaru were truly on the same page, and Inuyasha was not about to let Miroku ruin it.

………

When Miroku finally woke up, Kagome was spread-eagle on the table in front of Sesshomaru. He watched in fascination as Sango drunkenly explained the sexual term as best she could while using Kagome’s body as an example.

“….. but… I dunno what to tell y… youz… about that wind bitch…” Sango slurred to the eager audience. “… she’s gots all three…” She held up four fingers. “… of umm.”

Sesshomaru nodded in earnest, but could have cared less about what came out of the huntress’ mouth. Right now her fingers were dangerously close to Kagome’s blessed pearl, and great Kami, he wanted Sango to stroke it.

How many times had he pictured this in his perverted mind? Many times, Miroku answered internally. He’s waited years for this situation to happen, and yet, he was experiencing unease about the situation. Neither Kagome nor Sango would forgive him if he let this happen. Miroku’s face hardened with determination! He wouldn’t let this carry on! Miroku sincerely felt that way, but his resolve weakened when Sango made the first stroke. No, he thought, I will win this struggle. With that Miroku got up and staggered toward that table.

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Tell me what you think!!

End note: This chapter is not as funny as I would have liked it to be… but I had a fun time gathering the information to write it. I actually ask my mother to explain the Back-Door concept to me… that was really funny!!

Again sorry for the half-chapter… but this is twelve pages, hope that helps..