Texan Fun in the Feudal Era

A/N: I meant real reviews. Jesus…it ain’t even that hard. I sit here and write for a few days. All ya’ll have to do is take five seconds of your time to write something nice. Don’t I deserve that much? Five seconds? Let me go mope now….


Operation: ‘Fight Scene’


A tingly feeling danced up your spine as you shifted against the tree behind you. Inuyasha smirked roguishly, mistaking the reason of your discomfort. You snorted rudely and opened your mouth to spit out a snazzy remark.

What came out was: “HOLY FUCK!!!”

Dog boy barely turned in time to see the giant snake head clamp down around his middle. Teeth met flesh and pierced through; making Inuyasha cry out in pain and anger as he gripped the enormous jaws, trying to loosen them.

Before you knew it you were dashing off into the deep forest, leaving Inuyasha to deal with the demon alone. You could feel the adrenaline pumping through your veins as you vaulted over fallen logs and prickly bushes.

You didn’t know why you were so panicked. It wasn’t like you had never faced a demon before. Your instincts just screamed for you to run from danger. Get as far away as possible from anything that could do you harm.

You couldn’t afford to be hurt. Not now.

A sudden twist in your gut made you skid to a halt, stirring up a cloud of dust. No…you had to go back for the others. You couldn’t just let them get hurt. They were your friends after all.

…

Okay so maybe Kagome and Sango were your friends. Shippo was your little smookie pookie moofin. And Miroku was hot.

…Inuyasha could go fuck himself.

‘Get back there!’ a voice screamed at you.

You didn’t stop to consider why you were acting like such chicken shit toward trouble when before you would have had no problem with bringing demons that fucked with you down.

You turned on your heel and ran toward the camp where you had left the others. You brought up your hands to protect your face from the long boughs of the trees slapping against your skin. You grimaced as shooting aches spread through your legs, tired from running so hard.

You barreled through the dense trees, hearing the roaring sound of a demon just in front of you, behind the brush.

The ground erupted to the side of you, sprouting a long whip-like vine. You grabbed in up and the earth closed. Putting on a new burst of speed, you leapt through the brush, feet first.

“HIIIYYYAAAAA!!!!” you screeched like a banshee as you sprang forward.

Your bare feet connected with the side of another snake demon’s head and it went down with a thud.

You curled up on yourself as you landed, rolling to a stop and springing up and cracking the whip.

A quick look around and you saw that Kagome was on the ground and groaning as she held her head in pain. Shippo was beside her, shaking her shoulder to make her get up faster.

Sango was in the air on Kilala’s back hurling her powerful Hiraikotsu at other attacking snake demons that streamed through the forest treetops, snapping their jaws at her.

Miroku was behind you and with a swift nod the two of you went back to back, making it much harder for the demons to come at you without being cut down by a staff or whip.

“Give me the jewels shards!” shrieked the snake nearest to you in a high-pitched voice.

It was like nails against the chalkboard of your mind.

You snapped the whip with deadly precision and the demon was soon without a head. Before you could turn your attention to the next victim, the headless stump shuddered violently and shrank back into the tree line. Your eyes narrowed when you saw it not only grow a new head, but split down the middle into two snakes.

Both came at you and you cracked your whip to keep them at bay.

Then it clicked. They weren’t separate demons; they were one big one with many heads.

“Don’t cut off its heads!” you hollered over the monster’s endless screeching. “It’s a Hydra! It will only grow more heads!”

Sango was dodging the snapping jaws as best she could as she held onto her Hiraikotsu. Kilala swooped down and allowed Sango to snatch up Kagome and Shippo before landing beside you and Miroku.

“Then how do we defeat it?” the Exterminator yelled as she struck a demon head away.

You bit your lip, trying to remember how your cousin Hercules had defeated Hera’s Hydra.

Fuck if you could remember. You had been around twelve when he told you, so it wasn’t really your fault.

“Lead it out into the open!” you said as you scooped Shippo up.

Kagome lowered her bow, “Where’s Inuyasha?”

You grabbed her hand firmly, “Just run damn it!”

As one, you and the others took off at top speed, leading the creature to the spot where you had left Inuyasha. You figured that field had been big enough so that the Hydra couldn’t hide itself in the trees anymore.

Your stomach cramped up at the thought of Inuyasha and you found yourself hoping he was okay. You shouldn’t have left him like that.

But you didn’t have time to think about that. Right now you were busy saving your ass.

Shippo clung his little body tight against your chest as you ran, digging his claws into your skin. You winced, but didn’t stop him.

You chanced a look behind you and saw the Hydra’s many heads weaving through the trees, quickly catching up with you.

Kagome’s eyes were wide with fear and you didn’t blame her. Hydra’s were freaky things to see. Pictures of them in books weren’t half as bad as they really were. You jerked Kagome forward and shoved her into Miroku and Sango.

They stumbled and you tossed Shippo in their direction.

“RUN!” you cried. “I’ll hold it off! Just get to the field, Inuyasha should be there!”

Kilala roared in protest and turned to come after you as you went back toward the monster. You whirled your whip in a graceful arc, slicing through the trees and barring their way back to you.

“Fucking run!” you yelled furiously.

The others paused only for a moment before leaping onto Kilala’s back and speeding into the sky, going as fast as they could to Inuyasha and the field.

You had barely turned to face the Hydra when two of its heads barreled into your body. You flew backwards, taking a few trees with you before hitting the ground hard. You coughed heavily, not noticing the bloody taste in your mouth.

The Hydra screamed, “Give me your jewel shard!!!”

You glared up from the dirt and shot up, “Not a chance bitch!”

The Monster howled in anger and eight pissed off heads came from the darkness, snapping their immense jaws at you. Their hot rancid breath hit you and you nearly reeled from shock, trying your hardest not to vomit.

It’d get you no brownie points to pass out now.

You raised your hands above your head, commanding the earth with your powers. Your spine flashed a deadly red as thickly green vines sprouted like magic from the ground, each one wrapping around the many necks of the Hydra like a leash and jerking back into the ground.

Soon the monster was trapped under the heavy vines. You ran, not bothering with your victory dance. You knew your trap wouldn’t hold for long. Hydra’s were the terminators of the monster world and if it had the jewel shards…this was definitely gonna be a bitch to beat.

Your side cramped up painfully, but you didn’t stop. The trees suddenly thinned and cleared. You had reached the field.

Your mouth gaped open and your knees nearly collapsed under you at what you saw.

“Oh…fuck,” you whispered.

Another Hydra was battling against your friends.

Inuyasha sliced at it with his sword, cutting off many of its heads, ignoring the others as they yelled at him to stop.

You had never really seen a Hydra so close before.

It stood on four thick and sturdy legs with a long tail cracking the air behind it. Each of its twenty heads must have been fifty feet long. Sharp canines snapped at your friends, poison dripping from its many rows of yellowed teeth. Each head had three forked tongues wriggling out of its mouth as if tasting the air.

It was a sickly purplish color with millions of glittering scales.

All in all…it was fucking ugly.

You were too preoccupied staring at the new Hydra, that you didn’t notice the one that had been chasing you. Well, until it smacked your ass halfway across the field. You skidded to an ungraceful halt at Kagome’s feet.

The way you landed gave you the perfect view up Kagome’s skirt. For five seconds the night was looking better.

Then she ran away for some reason.

After the five seconds was up, something crashed into your stomach. All necessary air escaped your lungs in one big ‘whoosh’.

You laid there hurting, “Inu *gasp* yasha! Gedoffame!”

Dog boy rolled off of you as best he could to allow you to breathe, but before you could get up to yell at him, he put his weight back over you again. He shifted so that you were entirely under him with one of his arms wrapped around your waist, holding you tightly. His other clawed hand dug itself into the earth.

“Hold on!” he yelled.

You spun in his grasp so that your stomach was facing the ground and not your back. Your ass was pushing up deliciously into Inuyasha’s groin, but only he noticed as you lifted your head from under his heavy arm.

Miroku stood in front of you. You turned to look behind you and saw why Inuyasha had tackled you, both Hydra’s were hell bent in your direction.

You yelled at Miroku to get down, but he didn’t hear you over the angry roar of the monsters behind you.

The monk took a strong stance as he ripped prayer beads off his arm and thrust his right hand out, palm faced toward you. It looked like a black hole was set in the middle of his hand.

“Wind tunnel!” he cried.

A sudden whirlwind tore through the field, coming straight from the hole in his hand. Inuyasha shoved your head back down underneath his own body, now using both hands to anchor himself to the earth.

The wind tunnel was dragging him forward though and bringing you along too. You slapped your hand against the ground, urging your energy into the earth. Thick roots slithered from the grass and wrapped around Inuyasha’s body, holding him over you on the ground.

Of course this meant that you were being psycho squished, but you figured you deserved it for abandoning Inuyasha earlier.

Dog boy pressed himself harder against you, trying to keep you safely under him as the wild winds whipped overhead. You could hear the Hydra’s being dragged toward Miroku.

You peeked up and caught a glimpse of the first Hydra being swallowed up into the black hole in Miroku’s hand. The second Hydra followed soon afterwards, screaming horribly. The monk slung the prayer beads back over his hand.

Instantly the wind stopped.

You clenched your hands in Inuyasha’s sleeve, not wanting him to move yet. He shredded the roots with his free hand, but stayed still. You were shaking uncontrollably. The realization that you could of died had just sunk in.

There was no way that you were strong enough to take on a Hydra, Nymph form or not. Two Hydra’s would have been overkill. You were lucky that the others had been there.

“You okay?” came Inuyasha’s gruff voice.

His hot breath felt comforting as it fell across your cheek and you snuggled back against him, still shaking.

“Of course I am,” you said unsteadily.

“Can you stand?”

It was weird hearing his voice so soft. You took a deep breath and nodded. Inuyasha got up in one smooth motion and helped you to your own feet. Your legs were shaking so badly that you needed to hold onto his arm to keep from falling.

He didn’t say anything though and just waited until you could stand on your own. You suddenly saw that you had blood on you. You panicked before realizing that it wasn’t yours. Inuyasha was bleeding from his stomach and back from where the Hydra had first grabbed him. The roots must have hurt him a lot more than you thought.

“Sorry I left you,” you murmured.

He snorted, “The others needed your help more than I did.”

You hissed as you stepped forward, your muscles screaming at you to sit the fuck down and not move until sometime next millennium. The others were grouped around Miroku.

“Why didn’t you tell me you could do that?!” you yelled at the monk as he sat on the grass. “Instead of having me risk my beautiful black ass?!”

Miroku looked up at you with dazed eyes, “My…apologies….”

He collapsed backwards onto the ground in a dead faint.

Sango knelt at his side, “The poison from the demons was too much for him!”

“Is he going to be okay?” Shippo cried.

“He needs medicine,” said Kagome feeling his forehead.

“Let’s get him to the nearest village,” said Inuyasha quickly.

A few minutes later and you were settled on Kilala’s back, holding onto Miroku’s body as Sango and Shippo sat in front of him. You smoothed the hair from his face and kissed his forehead.

“Thanks hon,” you whispered.

Inuyasha carried Kagome below and all of you sped toward the village ahead, hoping that the poison inside Miroku would be decent enough to wait until you got help....


A/N: thanks for the reviews peeps, I'll get on the lemons, lol.

DomLuvr: …I couldn’t help but notice your name…lol, do you mean me? Or the other Dominic, lol.