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5. Quesadilla

5. Kagome makes Inuyasha a Quesadilla.

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( Wanted to do something that wasn't sexual. Kag/ Inu Rated Pg.)

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"Please Inuyasha can we just stop for 10 minutes? We are all exhausted and miserable and hungry." Kagome was panting at she said this to Inuyasha. They had been climbing an expansive hillside for the last two days and weren't anywhere near the top. It had also rained the night before so the paths and roads were muddy, actually everything was muddy! "Fine! Fine! You stop I'm going on." He just kept walking, but everyone else shuddered to a halt and dropped what baggage they were carrying.

Kagome pretended not to notice when he turned around and realized no one was following him, and slowly made his way back not quite getting close enough for contact, he just watched them. Kagome sat down with a tired sigh, but she wasn't feeling as bad as she should be because Kagome had a secret. She had brought it with her from home, a special snack she didn't want to share. Miroku and Shippo had gone to relieve them selves and Sango was gulping water and food down so fast Kagome thought she would choke. Kagome looked around once more, Inuyasha was still in a tree he had settled in and the others still distracted.

Kagome reached into her bag and pulled out a cold bag and opened that. Kagome pulled out her snack and peeled back the plastic that enveloped it, to reveal the perfect white stick of mozzarella cheese. Yes, Kagome loved cheese sticks, a habit she didn't out grow as childhood faded. Kagome savored each bite of her loved cheesiness. She had found to her dismay that feudal japan didn't have much in the way of cheese at this point, especially her favorites like mozzarella or cheddar.

Just as she had two bites left and she has happy she hadn't been caught and asked to share Kagome heard her name. "Hey Kagome!" She turned with a not so friendly expression on her face. Inuyasha didn't seem to notice that though and kept walking towards her. "What are you eating? I've never smelled something like that before... it's food right?" Kagome waited before answering him, letting him reach her, she didn't feel like having this conversation yelling. "It's cheese Inuyasha." He now stood next to her staring down intently.

Kagome sighed. "It is a cow cheese from the West, its thick and creamy." She said this blandly like she was reciting from a text book. "Yum sounds good, can I try?" Kagome handed to him without a word, well.... she could always get more when she went back to her time. She decided right there to just get a brick of it. Kagome heard Inuyasha making little happy eating noises and smiled. If he liked just two small bites what manner of even more cheesiness would he enjoy?

Kagome listed through easily made cheesy dishes while camping and came up with one: basic but delicious, Quesadilla.

_-_-_-_-_- 2 weeks later _-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Kagome had a smile on her face as she climbed over the edge of the well, but that soon disappeared when she talked to Inuyasha, who had been waiting for her. All the others had gone to the next town over to slay and easy demon for some quick cash. Kagome didn't mind too much though she could just show them when they got back. Her and Inuyasha spent the rest of the day together, helping villagers, picking herbs, and some battle training. When they got done with the training Kagome felt starved, nothing like a good work out to make you hungry.

Kagome started on their dinner, grabbing her frying pan, butter, tortillas, shredded cheese, salsa and shredded spiced chicken she had made the night before. She made the first one for herself and let Inuyasha try it. He dipped the Quesadilla in some salsa and Kagome burst out laughing from his face. He obviously didn't like the salsa! Kagome didn't blame him though, it was very different than anything in the traditional Japanese cuisine. Kagome got through half of her when she was faced with large round puppy eyes and a soft plead for more. "Two more!" He said excitedly when she acquiesced.

 

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