Please Teacher

Disclaimer: Inuyasha is owned, written and illustrated by Rumiko Takahashi.

Produced by Sunrise.





Hiten walked through the delicately carved door to his room and proceeded to throw himself onto his oversized lilac princess canopy bed. He quickly snatched up his life sized brown teddy bear. Hiten had been racking his brain the entire ride home trying to figure out how to become manlier. The stomping of feet in the hallway alerted him that his sister was home. If anyone knew about how to be a man it would certainly be her.



“Manten is that you?” Hiten called out from his room.



The door came flying open revealing a rather husky brutish type female. Her mustache though bleached was still thick enough to see in the light. Her size small hip huggers were struggling for their life on her extra large body. A crop top was able to hide her nipples, but did nothing for the fat rolls.



“What is it Hiten? I have a date.” Manten said trying to look comfortable.



“Are you okay? You have a strange blue hue to your face?” Hiten asked concerned.



“I am just feeling a little dizzy. I only had half a ham since breakfast and you know how cranky I get when I am hungry. So what can I help you with?” Manten asked



“I need to become more manly. I was wondering what your boyfriends act like?”



“I always liked the hard to get guys. You know the ones that yell stop when they really mean go. The cold types that ignore and gag when they look at you.”



“Really, I don’t want her to be mad at me and that doesn’t sound like something that she would not put up with for too long.” Hiten said skeptically.



“Don’t you know that girls love the jerks. My boyfriend now is like that always telling me that he hates me and I smell like a week old trash heap, but I know he lusts for me. It just makes me want him more. Like today I plan on surprising him at his home and dragging him out to dinner with me. Maybe I should get some rope.” Manten said lost her thoughts.



“Well I guess that I could try it.” Hiten said, Manten had already started towards the door muttering about a gag and handcuffs. Hiten only hoped that this one didn’t put a restraining order on her. She was such a soft heart girl with rock hard fists.



“Well mister bear I hope that this will make her see me more clearly. I can be tough.” Hiten sighed nearly hugging the stuffing out of the bear as he slipped into a tiny nap.



Naraku had arrived home just in time for the ending of world war III. His father stormed past him and out the door not even giving a backward glance. His sister’s sobbing red eyed face appeared before him next. Their mother must have been on another of her famous shopping trips to London or Paris.



“What’s the matter Kagura, Did you break a heel?” Naraku joked getting a glare from her.



“I just got a little tattoo and father got completely mental.” Kagura booed lifting her skirt to show her thigh, upon her thigh a heart with the word RUM written in the middle.



“Decided to skip alcoholic and jump straight to lush huh. Good for you.”



“What? No Rum is the name of the guitarist that I am seeing. He is going to be super famous and rich. He promised me that we are going to get married then.” Kagura cooed.



“Well, send me an invitation when that happens.” Naraku said cynically.



“Of course I will silly you’re my most precious brother.” Kagura said missing the cynicism.



“WOOHOO!” Naraku snarked walking away from one more moron that interrupted his life.



It was starting to bother him how everyone seemed to be finding someone that they were sure of. Every person that he had come in contact with made him doubt the survival of the human species later on. Surely there was someone with an IQ higher than ten that he could have a serious conversation with.



Kagome had almost made her way inside her apartment when her neighbors called to her. Their normal over the top look had jumped to a higher level. Besides being dressed like females they were also sporting animal ears on top of their head.



“I give, is it Halloween Shippo?” Kagome asked getting a glare from Inuyasha.



“NO, the boss found out that some of the customers like this.” Shippo said fluffing his tail.



“I take it you are a fox from the tail, but what are you Inuyasha, a cat?” Kagome asked



“I’m freaking dog! Can’t ya tell?” Inuyasha huffed pointing to the ears.



“Why don’t you have a tail like Shippo?” Kagome asked taking a better look.



“It rubs against my butt and annoys me.” Inuyasha said low and embarrassed.



“Well whatever. Still looks like cat ears to me.” Kagome shrugged



“Hey we best get going or were going to late.” Shippo said grabbing Inuyasha’s hand before he could break into one of his long lectures. Kagome giggled as they ran down the hallway the best that they could in eight-inch platform heels.



She was just about to enter her apartment when a girl wearing one her school uniforms popped up. A serious looking student with long black hair and holding a clipboard. In an instant another appeared beside her. This one looked a little inane with bright red hair in high pigtails. Kagome waited until they came to a full stop in front of her.



“Ladies, is there something that I can help you with?” Kagome asked acidly.



“My name is Kikyo Miko and I am the head of the Sesshomaru fan club. This is my secretary Ayame Wolferson.” Kikyo said as Ayame grabbed Kagome’s hand to shake it.



“Hi!” Ayame shouted like an over excited cheerleader in the boy’s locker room.



“Any ways.” Kikyo growled at being interrupted. “We have deemed you unfit.”



“Unfit?” Kagome was not sure if they meant as a person or a teacher.



“To be with Sesshy-maru.” Ayame said firmly, but brightly with a smile.



“Oh I see and that clipboard is what Ms. Miko?” Kagome asked already finished with them.



“This is a petition from all the fan club girls along with a list of who should get to date him and in what order.” Kikyo said handing over the documents to a smirking Kagome.



“Oh my. Well, I guess I know where I stand now. I will be sure to give this to him.” Kagome replied wanting to crush them immediately, but thinking that it would be best to wait. Not to mention they had just given her gold to play with Sesshomaru tomorrow.



“I am so glad that you understand.” Kikyo bowed her head and turned on heel to leave.

Ayame waved and skipped after her friend.



“I wonder if I was that stupid when I was younger. God I hope not.” Kagome shivered.