Inuyasha Tails

A long time ago there lived a mighty Dog King who ruled over many lands and was loved by his people. He married two women and was the envy of most strait males. These two Ladies each had a son. One was tall, handsome, rich, and rose in the highest demon society. The other was born short, handsome, and poor. Although both children were born into riches the younger of the two was treated poorly.

The younger of the two brothers was forced to wear spiritual clothing although he never went to Church and it was made from rat fur from fire swamp rats ROUS's "Rodents of Unusual Size". It was fire retardant, but that would only do him good if he was into fire fighting and he was not. He actually feared fire.......

"I do not you stupid narrator!"

Ok fine he loved fire it was his best friend.......

"Now you are just being a smart ass."

Anyway his big brother was powerful, handsome............oh I said handsome already didn't I? I keep repeating myself since I keep getting interupted.

"It is ok you can say I am handsome as many times as you want to. Flattery will keep you alive since I might have to kill you later."

Tyrant of a brother who likes to threaten people with death all the damn time who write wonderful stories about him who love him was busy ruling a Kingdom of simpletons. In other words he ruled over Kouga and the rest of his pack. No really he had lands in the West and was hostile enough to take over the rest of the world, but did not want to have to deal with more stupid humans then necessary.

"You are pushing your luck woman."

Ignoring the characters the narrator continues on.

The younger brother was jumping high in the air feeling pretty good about himself since he has two girlfriends and a bunch of friends that follow him around thinking he is really really cool. So anyway he runs smack dab into the Prince himself who he had no clue was his brother.

"Yeah right.......Sesshoumaru punches me in the face all the damn time and you think I can forget that? He blames me for Father's death, resents me for my, sword......."

As this character lists the numerous occasions that the Prince has become a tyrant on his dumb ass we see they are not too thrilled about seeing each other at first.

"You are stating the obvious woman. You cannot get on me about things like that if you are going to do it and I am not a tyrant."

Sure, whatever......anyway so I was SAYING BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERUPTED IN MY STORY that they ran into each other.

"More like Inuyasha ran head first as always with his sword swinging it like an imbecile never paying attention to where he is going. Now I have to get my cloths dry cleaned again. They smell like Inuyasha."

You can't leave! I am in the middle of a story here! Get back here you tyrant! Fine see if you work in this town again!

"And Sesshoumaru says I smell bad, he says I don't wear shoes so I am a mongrel, and the only good thing he does is he doesn't call me a mutt face."

What the hell is that? Who just did a swirlie and messed up my hair!

"Hi Mutt Face.....Hi babe."

Hi Kouga. Just trying to write a story here! If I had Kagome's powers over those beads I would make two of those damn collars and sit both you Inu brothers for messing up my story line.

"Get away from our narrator Kouga or I will wind scar your ass!"

Sesshoumaru you are back. Good we need to keep going with this story.

"Step away from the narrator before I kill you wolf boy."

Sesshoumaru this isn't necessary all he did was say hi to me and jacked up my hair. Kouga you better run away before these guys act even more tyrant like and hurt you.

"I ain't afraid of them......"

KOUGA GO HOME! I HAVE TO WRITE A STORY HERE AND YOU ARE NOT IN THIS ONE DAMNIT!!!

"Geeze ok then.........flirt with you later......love a woman who resists me!"

Sesshoumaru don't go I need you to stay here.

"Well as long as Kouga is not messing with my woman I don't have a problem with staying. It seems like I am stuck here not to make sure you don't get into trouble. I am glad you need me."

Yes well we have a story to do. So as I was saying........

"What do you mean I am supposed to switch places with Sesshoumaru? I don't want to dress up all fancy like that. Look at him! He has got to be all uncomfortable shining like a damn mirror. How can you camouflage that? I mean it isn't possible."

It is only for the story..............

"Well it is better then looking like I rolled in the dirt and you are wearing red little brother. You can't hide that! Plus with your mouth everyone can hear you for miles around it's like you purposely draw attention to yourself."

Can we focus here?

"Well at least I am not all graceful and fancy like a woman Sesshoumaru! I mean the women know I am a guy for sure and for your information I have two girlfriends so there! In your face!"

Ummmmm I am leaving guys.......bye.....I think I am going to go hang out with the wolf........

"Inuyasha you are pathetic one of those women is dead and the other will purify you to death. They are just two humans and woman if you move to go to Kouga I will rip his limbs off."

Tyrant........like I want to listen to you argue with wonder boy Little Red Inuyasha. I could be like doing my nails and a billion other things. We could be having sex, but nooooooo you want to stay here and rip into the kid. Fine by me, I was writing a short story, but not today......nope you two can't even stand five minutes together without arguing. I see how this is and I had a wonderful cool story with good moral values.

"Oh please woman......I mean even my Kagome knows my balls are bigger then Miroku's so that story was definitely stating the obvious. See you later Sesshoumaru I am going back to my pack."

What does the size of Miroku's balls have to do with this story? Miroku was not even in the script.

"Well apparently a lot to Inuyasha since he is indeed sensitive about such things. Anyway you were talking about sex so let’s go."

You know flinging me over your shoulder is getting less and less romantic. Maybe we need to try a new tactic like foreplay and some flowers.

"I will get Rin to pick you some. We are leaving and you can write more silly crap about us later. I am sure you will think up some insane thing. Now I want sex."

Ok well that is the End for now I guess.........

Moral to this story........Demons and hanyous do not like playing dress up unless sex is involved. Comfortable clothing does not mean you will blend in with the public? I give up.....my brain quit............

By,

M. E. Jones aka Vyper

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The end for now.........I am tired will write more maybe later.