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By: DreamWeaverX
folder InuYasha › Het - Male/Female › Sesshōmaru/Kagome
Rating: Adult ++
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The go between

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Chapter 5: The Go between

“All by myself...
don't wanna be ...
all by m-my..ssellffff”

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'Dear god what is that? Even my torture chambers never invoked such blood curdling horrors.' Shuddered Sesshoumaru as he made his way towards the quiet confines of his office. 'Someone should put that thing out of it's misery.' He thought grimly.

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Kagome's melodramatic off key voice hung despondently in the immense office, as she stared gingerly at the screen of her computer. She had arrived a two hours before her shift starts, only because her stupid lap top had suddenly decided to go comatose while she was reading one extraordinary fanfic by her fav author Rinseternalsoul- which had her glued to the monitor in the early pre-dawn hours.

She had read with avid devotion savoring each twist and turn on each succeeding chapter, when her lap top suddenly got possessed by some unknown deity that had a vendetta against her and her stories. It froze for 5 minutes- as she punched frantically at the buttons, it then blinked once before expiring on the spot, leaving her shocked and pissed as hell. Her anguished cry of sorrow could heard as far away as two blocks from her rented apartment.

It was then that she had decided that no matter what, she would read her beloved fanfic through to it's climatic conclusion. So there she sat, hunched pitifully in front of her office computer, trying to log onto Single Spark and Fanfiction at the same time trying to coax the cold machine with her pitch-challenged voice into allowing her a couple of hours of digital indulgence.

“All by myself...
don't wanna be ...
all by m-my..ssellffff”

“If you keep that up you will be.” Grumbled a voice behind her.

“Sesshoumaru!” Jumped Kagome. “What are you doing here? It's too early.. even for the likes of you!”

The Inu Lord eyed her coolly. “And what pray tell, made you assume that you know anything about this Sesshoumaru's work habits?” He snarled baring his fangs.

“Geez! Don't bite my head off! You just surprised me that's all... besides, I would have thought that even you of all people might come in a bit later.”

Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes at her then shook his head to mentally recollect himself. It would not do to lose one's composure in the presence of a human. He had much more pressing matters to think about. He set his brief case down his desk then stood facing the glass window that encompassed his office from ceiling to floor.

He sighed and mentally berated himself about allowing trivial human matters effect his otherwise zen-like composure.

Already the events of last night's party had worked knots of tension into his bones. His human step mother had made a lengthy pointless speech about no topic in particular, just a mish mash of greetings and other minor family matters. It droned on and on for kami knows how long, even his much despised, half breed of a brother had succumbed to sleep.

He wanted to get slip away and to return to the Inu goddess that had charmed him out of his frigid stupor, unfortunately the saga of an oration Izayoi had spoken didn't conclude until well into the night. That bitch always seemed to deprive him of what he wanted. By the time he had exited the ballroom she had already left. All he had was her first name, “... Takara.”

Her name rolled of his lips with ease as his chest exploded in an unfamiliar warmth. There was an odd familiarity about the female that he could not put his finger on but she soothed and calmed his soul like no other could. Kami knows how he desired her the first time he first laid his eyes on her.

“What got you so miffed early in the morning anyway.” Asked Kagome. She had gone out quickly and retrieved a mug of steaming uji no tsuyu' green tea.

“A ningen like you would never understand.” He replied curtly, taking the tea from her small hands.

“Hmp! Suit yourself!” Huffed Kagome turning briskly back to her desk. “Oh god! It's female trouble isn't it?” She scurried back to his side, much to his growing annoyance. “You have problems with a lover right?”

“What absurdity are you yapping about woman?” He groaned, a minor headache had escalated into pounding migraine, one with Kagome's name written on it with bold letters seemingly stamped onto each throb of his skull.

“Ohh you do don't you?” Squealed Kagome.

The Inu Lord looks at her dreamy love-sick, puppy eyed expression. “Preposterous!” He snorted as he walked away from the go-go eyed girl. He stopped suddenly then turned once again to face her. “Even if I were, you would know nothing about it.”

“What the!... Take that back you pompous over bearing bakaaaa! I do too am knowledgeable about the female species, be it human or youkai!”

“Do not presume you know nothing about this particular female.”

“Oh? And why is that?”

“She moves with grace and carries herself with pride and dignity. She is soft spoken, of calm demeanor and alluring attributes. She appears fragile as though wrought in fine glass and yet one cannot dismiss the inner strength that she exudes as she speaks. Such intrinsic femininity that this Sesshoumaru has found now where else. Truly, she beyond compare.”

Kagome blushed furiously. She noted the way his eyes seem to blaze fiercely when he spoke of her.

“She really must be something...” Kagome murmured. “So you .. ah.. hmmmm, really hit it off with her huh?”

Sesshoumaru turned to her sharply. “She was for lack of a better word, a most perfect company. Ah the kamis torment me so, by dangling a most exquisite jewel in front of my eyes only to snatch her away again.”

“Wow! You got it bad.” Exhaled Kagome slumping down to the nearby leather sofa. 'This is working perfectly! Wait til I tell Sango-girl!'

“So it would seem... Try as I might this Sesshoumaru cannot get her out of my thoughts. Every passing moment I muse over the conversations we've had. It is imperative that I see her again. If only to hold onto the inch of sanity that I have left.”

“Inch of sanity you have left?” Repeated Kagome sceptically.

“Hai.” Sesshoumaru closed his eyes. “It seems that my Inu has also been pleased with her. It is seldom that we agree and yet we both are adamantly one in our desire to again be in her company.”

“I would never have thought that you would have a romantic bone in your frosty body.... but then again stranger things have happened.”

“Hai, such as hearing that agonizing display of vocal butchering that you were bellowing out of your scrawny lungs earlier.... it reminded me of a couple of ogres caught up in the heights of a mating frenzy.”

“JERK! I ought to let Takara..Oops!” Kagome shut her mouth. 'Sh't! I am sooo dead.'

The Taiyoukai's eyes tinged crimson, whirling around to face her, he towers at her shaking form. “How did you come by that name?”

'Think Kagome think.' Nervously she clasped her left hand at shikon jewel she was still wearing around her neck, but safely tucked in the confines of her high collared blouse. Unbeknowst to her it glows a soft blue. “Ehhhehhh.. she and I uhhh... (Sesshoumaru stalks around her like a predatory hawk)..well you see.. we kinda share um ...(gulp)... the same..”

'Share the same ... address?' Sesshoumaru comprehended the meaning of the broken words. “You are room mates?”

“Eh?” Gawked Kagome, eyes wide in surprise.

“You must be, how do you explain her fresh scent on your person.”

Kagome raises her arms and brings them to her nose. She pales, as she clearly feels the slight sensitivity of her sense of smell.

“You think...”

“You will act as go between for the both of us.” He declared non-chalantly.

“Now wait just a damn minute..!”

“It has been decided. I will accompany you when you go home at lunch, you will have the afternoon off as you would have to prepare an Omi-ai. She must know that I intend to press my suit.”

“Omi-freakin-what? You can't be serious!”

“Let me assure you I am serious I will have her as mate....I will accept no other.”

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Omi-ai is like a traditional meeting for would be married couples.
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