Texan Fun in the Feudal Era

A/N: hm…no one’s emailed me about the pictures I drew…that hurts ya’ll, lol.

Operation: ‘Flute Madness’

Hiei looked extremely bored with his surroundings as the others spread out in search of you.

The team was in the Makai along with Jin, Chu, Touya, and Rinku, who had shown up to help them look. Everyone remembered what happened last time, and no one wanted you in the Demon World alone for very long.

The group stood in the middle of a large grassy plain, waiting somewhat patiently for Kuwabara to give them some sense of which direction to go.

The tall muse was having trouble though. It seemed he was trying to call on you using his flute, unfortunately he was failing miserably.

Jin finally got tired of waiting.

“Oi!” the goblin shouted. “What’s takin’ so long eh? Ya got any idea on how to use the thing anyway?”

Kuwabara scowled and clutched the flute, “Shut up! Of course I know how to use it!”

Yusuke arched an eyebrow, “You sure about that?”

The silver-eyed muse seethed, “Shut up Uremeshi! I know how to work it okay?!”

Hiei snorted, “You have no idea what you’re doing do you?”

There was a long pause before the deity sighed.

Kuwabara stared at the flute in his hands, “It’s not my fault, I’m still getting used to this thing.”

Kurama nodded in understanding, “Why don’t you try it once more?”

The muse shrugged before bringing the silver flute to his lips.


~~~~~


“Maybe she’s a narcoleptic,” suggested Kagome as they stared down at your body.

It was fourth time you had fallen to sleep for no apparent reason that day. It was starting to work your nerves. Not that that was the only thing bugging you.

Inuyasha was becoming the newest pain in your ass. Every time you left the group for any reason, even to pee, he was right there with you. He was like your shadow high on crack.

And you had absolutely no idea what he was doing either…since you for some reason didn’t remember the night you were almost kidnapped.

(author: shut up, I’ll inform you when I feel like making sense)

This time the others barely paused when Inuyasha scooped you up and tossed you over his shoulder, carrying you to a nearby stream.

A slightly (fucking) chilly (as hell) stream.

Dog boy pitched you into the water as soon as he came to it. You woke up in a hurry when your lungs started to fill with stuff that wasn’t air.

You came up sputtering, trying to catch your breath and ease your hacking coughs. You barely registered what had happened before you howled angrily, throwing yourself at Inuyasha and hurling his ass into the cold water.

As you can guess…a catfight ensued.

Ten minutes later you were holding Inuyasha’s head under the water with both hands screaming, “DIE! DIE! DIE!”

“Ahem…?”

You looked up to see Kagome standing at the edge of the stream with her hands on her hips.

You paused before letting a blue-faced dog boy come up to breathe.

“What?” you asked innocently as Inuyasha dry-heaved behind you. “We were just playin’.”


~ five minutes later ~


“Inuyasha!” Kagome screamed. “You bring her down from there!”

Dog boy looked up to where you were shrieking in fury from the highest branch of the tallest tree he could find.

“What?” he asked innocently as you flailed your arms about above him. “We were just playin’.”


~ the next week~


The group was walking. Again.

Like you had yesterday.

And the day before that.

And oh yes, the day before that.

You were bored out of your damned mind.

“It’s strange,” said Sango. “We’ve never gone this long without being attacked by demons seeking the jewel shards.”

Kilala mewed in agreement.

Kagome nodded, “Maybe we’re just lucky today.”

Miroku frowned, “Or perhaps Naraku is planning something.”

“Feh, doesn’t matter anyway. Just focus on finding the jewel shards, I’ll handle Naraku,” snorted Inuyasha.

You slid your hand into the waist band of your chaps, fingering the shining jewel you hid there.

“So explain to me this Naraku guy again,” you said.

Shippo looked up from where he was nestled between your breasts. It seemed to be his new favorite place to be. He kept saying that it was warm there, not that you minded. It wasn’t like he was old enough to understand why boobs were really fun.

Plus he was soft.

“You don’t listen very well,” the fox admonished.

You raised a dangerous eyebrow, “Unless you feel like walkin’….”

Shippo clung tighter to your bikini top, “Okay! Okay!”

Kagome paused to retie her shoes and you waited with her while the others continued.

“Well, Naraku is this really horrible demon that collects the jewel shards, poisoning them with his evil aura. If he gets all the shards, he could recreate the jewel and become even more powerful than he already is,” Kagome said.

You tapped your chin and held up the shard you had with you.

“So basically, ya’ll try an’ get these things before he does?”

Kagome nodded and stood up, stretching her arms over her head.

“Why don’t you just stash all the shards you get in our time?” you asked.

She sighed, “Because other evil spirits try to take them too.”

You paused for a moment, stroking Shippo’s poofy tail, “Why don’t you hide them on Mt. Olympus?”

“What?” Kagome asked.

You blinked, not realizing you had said that last part out loud.

“Uh…never mind?” you said smoothly.

A few minutes later and the two of you were almost caught up with the others. You were just coming up to rejoin them when Kagome asked about your life in normal time.

You shrugged, “It’s all good times an’ all. I just…felt like roaming. I’ve got one of those souls ya know? Ever restless?”

Kagome smiled, “So…? Is there anyone special in your life?”

This immediately got the attention of the others and they all but stopped on the spot to listen.

You grinned stupidly as your thoughts turned to Kuwabara.

“Well yeah,” you said, sighing deeply. “His name is Kazuma…and he’s perfect.”

Sango laughed, “You must really be in love if you think he’s perfect.”

A dazed look came across your face as you described your Muse, “Well he’s strong, and sweet, and caring, and gorgeously handsome, and tall…”

Kagome and Sango’s eyes widened as you went on, each picturing the stud you were describing.


Sango’s dream sequence:

Vivid hair swirled down to his broad shoulders, strong from the hard labor of making a life for himself. He went topless and she watched as beads of salty sweat trickled down his muscular back as he toiled.

He paused, leaning against the tool he worked the earth with. Slowly he drew the back of his hand against his brow, wiping the sweat from his face as the setting sun outlined his beautiful body.

Sango sighed, staring at the man she had loved for so long. She couldn’t be with him, she knew. What man would want a woman who slays demons for a living?

She sighed and turned her back to him and the sun behind him. She would always be alone, she would just have to get used to it. She closed her eyes tight as tears formed in her eyes.

Then she felt him behind her.

“I have wondered many times how to say this,” he said in his deep voice.

Sango faced him, seeing that his back was to her.

He turned, his hair blowing in the wind and obscuring his features from her dark eyes.

“Many nights I have lain awake with you on my mind,” he said as he wrapped his arms around her. “A man doesn’t love a woman because she is beautiful…she is beautiful because he loves her, and you are beautiful to me.”

“Kazuma…” she whispered as he held her close to his chest.

“My love,” he whispered back….

Kagome’s dream sequence:

He was a new boy at school. His shaggy hair always seemed to hide his charming features from the world.

Behind his quiet exterior, Kagome could tell he was a true poet at heart and she couldn’t help but feel giddy when he sat near her.

Kagome stood outside the classroom as the bell rang, waiting for her bard in shining armor. Finally she saw him. She knew what she had to do.

Kagome stopped him in the hallway and a crowd gathered around them.

“Do you think I’m pretty?” she asked him suddenly.

The boy raised his head so that she could just see a glimmer of his bright eyes.

“No,” he said deeply.

She was shocked, but not deterred, “Do you want to be with me forever?”

“No,” he said in the same tone.

Kagome felt herself about to collapse on the spot, “Would you cry if I walked away?”

“No,” he said simply.

She couldn’t take it anymore, she turned to run down the hallway. But his hand on her arm stopped her. She looked back at him as he suddenly pulled her tight against his chest.

“You're not pretty, you're breath-taking. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die….”

“Oh Kazuma!” she cried.

“My love,” he said as he held her closer….

“…and he loves cats,” you finished.

You snapped out of your trance and sighed again. Kagome and Sango were looking at you with dreamy eyes with their hands clasped together.

“He is perfect…” Sango said.

“So incredibly perfect…” Kagome echoed.

Miroku and Inuyasha stared blankly at you and the girls before rolling their eyes and snorting at your stupidity.

Later that night, after the fire had died out and the others had fallen asleep, the restless feeling came back. You shifted in the sleeping bag, trying to bury your head under Kagome’s shoulder.

Why couldn’t you just fall asleep?!

You groaned and decided to take a walk again. You didn’t bother putting on your boots or anything else and walked into the surrounding woods.

And lo and behold not five minutes of walking and Inuyasha dropped in front of you. You rolled your eyes and leaned against a tree, ready and willing to get this fight up and started already….


~In the Makai~


“Why don’t ya be tryin’ somethin’ else now?” said Jin.

Kuwabara groaned, “Yeah sure, let me think here.”

The others were sprawled out in various positions in the grassy field, still waiting for the new Muse to lead them to you. But since no one in the Makai had died of mysterious ways…they weren’t too worried.

After all, they figured you had just gotten lost somewhere and would turn up soon enough on your own.

Kuwabara still remained uncertain and extremely worried.

Yusuke sat underneath a tree, eyeing Hiei with a lusty look. He felt hot, and not normal hot, like…I-wanna-be-fucked-senseless hot. He shifted uncomfortably. Man…it really was getting hot here.

He leaned his head back against the trunk of the tree. No one else looked this uncomfortable, why was it only him?

It was becoming unbearable now. The young Nymph panted and clumsily unbuttoned his shirt, leaving it open so that the breeze could cool him off. When that didn’t work, he threw the shirt away from him completely.

‘What’s wrong with me?’ he thought as he grew dizzy. Distantly he knew Kuwabara was playing his flute.

The next thing Yusuke knew, he was grinding his hard cock against Touya’s pelvis while ridding the demon of his clothes as fast as he could.

Touya looked extremely confused and debased as he was humped mercilessly. Yusuke was quickly pulled off the demon by Jin and Kurama. The Nymph was nearly nude, with his pants undone and his ready cock already leaking from the slit.

“Please!” the Nymph moaned whorishly.

Kuwabara was by his side in an instant, wrapping his large hand firmly about the base of Yusuke’s erection. With his other hand he curled two fingers up and under the Nymph’s heavy sac, adding a delicious amount of pressure.

In three quick jerks, Yusuke cried out as his come spurted onto his chest and over the Muse’s hands.

When his orgasm ended, the young Nymph fell against Kuwabara and soon fell asleep from exhaustion.

“What in the seven hells was that about then?” said Chu, helping a disheveled Touya to his feet.

Rinku looked shocked, “The hell was that…?!”

Kurama turned to the Muse, “Did you do that with your flute?”

Kuwabara wiped his hands clean on the grass while his Nymph snored peacefully in his lap.

“Uh, yeah. I kinda just wanted to see if I could control Uremeshi,” Kuwabara said gleefully. “I didn’t mean to have him do that though.”

Hiei closed his eyes briefly, “You’re a fool.”

The Muse snorted, “Shut up shorty! Next time Uremeshi tries to fight me, I’ll show him!”

Kurama shook his head, “I think you also just discovered how to get O’Siris to return.”

“Yes, couldn’t you use that song to lure O’Siris back to you?” said Touya after composing himself.

Kuwabara shrugged, “I guess, but I don’t know if it’ll work since Sy’s—”

“Off her bloody rocker?” Chu snipped.

Rinku laughed, “You can say that again.”

Muse sighed and put the silver flute to his lips….


A/N: I said review...I meant review. If you don't, then I might not feel like posting any lemons.