Inuyasha Fanfic Theater 3000(MSTing of IY Fanfics)

Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000
By: Ayako

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of these fics which are being MSTed.

Why I picked this Fic: *sigh* It's so drawn out and so quiet, it seems to fad into the walls and just....................................................................................
Seriously, it actually made me sleepy, when I first read it. However the grammer and writting is somewhat beautiful, and the author could write something intresting if they tired harder, instead they bore us with this little number along with an annoying pop song, but atleast it matches the story. A slow song, for a slow story.

Also I had to pick a Shess/Kag fic, because I HATE that parring so much! Nothing's orignal about them either. Kag catches Inu with the Claypot(Kik), Kag gose off into the night, Runs into Shess and they do the hanky panky. The End. This story seems like it's focusing on a week after that story. However, the author feels they don't need to tell us weather it's Inu or Shess, just to build up suspense, but fails in doing so. Even though we go overtime in MSTing it, you still might wanna grab a soda or some coffee to prevent from falling asleep.

(Inuyasha,Kouga, & Ayako enter the theater/torture chamber and take there seats, in the back.)
~*My Immortal*~
Meamiko
~*~

Inuyasha: Oh crap! It's not Karaoke Thursday, again is it!?

Kouga: Don't remind me! My eardrums are still trying to heal after hearing Allexia singing the ENTIRE album of Avril Lavinge's new stupid ass CD.

Ayako: *shudders* Ugh! I never thought I would actually wish to go deaf, until I heard her sing!

Inuyasha: Yeah. Where the hell is Simon when ya' need him!?

Kouga: Seriously!

All: *laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Dr. Allexia's angry face pops on screen and she presses a green button on her right side, and the three are electricuted)

ZAP!!!!!!

All: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dr. Allexia: Opps! Silly me, did I forget to tell you that the entire theater is connected to a high power electric vault, in which makes me capable of frying you anytime I want! Tee hee! I was orignally saving that to see which one of you meatheads would go insane and make the first escape attempt, but now is as good as anytime! Well now we mustn't keep the fic waiting! Tootles!

All: Uhhhhhhhh....

(They stand up and brush themselves off, and sit back down.)

Inuyasha: She can't do this to us!

Ayako: Sure, she can. She's our capture. Let's just pray she didn't do the same thing to the toilets...

~I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all of my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
Because your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

Kagome sighed as she knelt down next to the lake. Everything was getting mundane, stretched and horribly awkward.
She ran her fingertips over the surface of the water, watching as her touches made little ripples that expanded into bigger ones then faded away. Faded away…that's what it was. Everything was fading away. Or was it blurring?~

All: Fading!
Kouga: What's the difference?
Inuyasha: Is there even one?
Ayako: Who the hell cares!?

~These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When had things gotten so uncomfortable? Granted a twentieth century girl living in the Sengoku Jidai wasn't the most comfortable transition the girl had suffered, but she had adjusted. Now…now it was like she was wrong from the beginning. Maybe…just maybe she should have never met Inuyasha.~

Ayako: Or maybe just maybe, she shouldn't have taken acid the day a "demon dragged her into an acient well".

~Perhaps he wasn't the one to protect her…or maybe she was a victim of fate gone awry.
A tingling sensation wriggled its way down Kagome's spine as she stood up and stretched. She wasn't alone and it wasn't human.~

Kouga: Was it the Boogieman!?
Inuyasha: Freddy Kurguer!?
Ayako: Santa Clause!?

~"When did it get so complicated?" Kagome asked more to herself than to the entity behind her.
"When I came." A masculine voice answered but she didn't turn to face him.~

Ayako: Oh! Silly us, it was Martha Stewart!
Inuyasha & Kouga: Ah!

~"Or was it when I came?" She asked cryptically.
"What do you mean?" He returned.
"Maybe I shouldn't have fallen through the well in the first place." She finally turned. "Why is it you fear humanity?" She asked the silver haired man.~

Kouga: Because they are economical destroyers of our once nonpolluted earth!
Inuyasha: Who the hell are you? Greenpeace?

~"I fear nothing. Least of all humans." He bit back, his golden eyes narrowed.~

Ayako: *Silver Haired Man* except for bees! They scare me so much!

~"But you fear me. Don't try to deny it, you've said it before." The man paused then gave her a quick nod. Kagome walked over to a rock and sat down. A moment later the man joined her.
"Once I told you I did not know who would be dominant in our…joining. I could never be submissive." He said in a matter-of-fact voice.~

Inuyasha: *Silver Haired Man* It's not my fault you forgot the safety word! I told you I've would have stopped, if you said the safety word!

~"I could have been your equal. Not in blood but power." She stared out across the moonlit lake, refusing to met his gaze. "I'm not a youkai. Nor am I a hanyou. I'm human, now and forever. You couldn't accept that."~

Kouga: *Kagome* That and my love of Bees! You wouldn't support my homemade honey buisness! I'm sorry but my work comes first!

~"Why be that which hates me? They never accepted me, why accept them?" He returned with a graceful shrug that could mean everything or nothing at all.
"You were born never accepting them. Even though your father took a human woman to his bed."
"His mistake, not mine. His mistake was the cause of all my pain." He said with a far off look in his eyes. Kagome frowned.~

Inuyasha: *Silver Haired Man* Thats why I shop at Hot Topic, got all those preicings/tattos and listen to Good Charoltte, I blame everything that happens to me on my deadbeat dad!

~"You are what you are. Your father made a choice and both you and your brother paid for it. But in the end…I believe he did it for love."
He snorted. "Love." He sneered. "Love is a dangerous emotion." Kagome frowned but said nothing.

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me~

Kouga: If this keeps going the way it is, Kagome's gonna have to start getting Anti Depressants....
Ayako: Hell, if this keeps going, I'M gonna start taking Anti Depressants....
Inuyasha: I think even I might have to....

~A few moments of silence followed. "It's crazy isn't it?" She turned to smile at the silver haired man. "When we first met you were trying to kill me and here we are…having a civilized conversation."~

Ayako: Yeah! Who'd thought you could become best friends and then lover, with you're attempted murderer!? Isn't life kooky like that!?

~He was slightly taken aback by the bright smile directed to him. He gave a stiff nod and she turned her gaze back across the lake.
Another moment of silence fell over the two.

Inuyasha: Strange, do I hear cricket noises?
Kouga: No, there probably all asleep....

"He's changed you know." She said suddenly, breaking the comfortable silence.
"Who?" He asked.
"You're brother. Half-brother." She immediately corrected. It was his turn to frown but he didn't press and she didn't divulge.

You used to captivate me
By your resonating light
But now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me~

Ayako: I want some Skittles. Anyone want some Skittles? I'm gonna go get some Skittles. *Gets up and walks toward the door*
Kouga: Can she just do that!?
ZAP!
Ayako: KYAAAAAA!
Inuyasha: Nope. Guess not.
Ayako: *sits back down* Well it was worth a try....

~"Is it true?" He asked.
"What?" Again she turned those deep brown eyes to meet the golden orbs watching her intently.
"Are you really going back?"
Kagome frowned but didn't play dumb. "I'm still not sure. I want to stay…but I can't leave my family either. I don't want to leave everyone here but I don't know if the well will let me go back home."
"You could use the jewel." He said after a pause.
Kagome's hand unwittingly went to her neck and fingered the complete Shikon no Tama.~

Kouga: *Shikon no Tama* Yeah, thats it finger me good, baby! Oh yeah...
Inuyasha & Ayako: ...........
Kouga: What? Oh come on! Admit it, you were both thinking the same thing!

~"You are entitled to a wish…are you not?" He asked.
"I don't know. Even if I knew I'm not sure I'd want to use it. If my wish were unpure or selfish it may taint it."
"You could purify it."~

Inuyasha: It already is purified, jackass!
Ayako: We can already tell this is Shesshoumaru talking here. I'm so fucking sick of these idoitic Shess/Kag parrings! MAKE THEM STOP! I CAN'T TAKE THAT STUPID PARRING ANYMORE!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kouga: When I get outta here, I'm gonna murder everyone of these shitty authors....
Inuyasha: Yeah! Starting with the sick bitch who made Sheshoumaru *shudder* kiss me! *Gag*

~"Maybe." Both looked at each other for a moment before they both understood.
"I don't want to go either." She said sadly. "I'll miss everyone. Even you."~

Kouga: *sarcastic* Yes, even you mystryious man, whose name we don't even know...
Inuyasha: or care about. Is anyone else getting sleepy....

~"I believe I would miss you as well." He tried to remain indifferent as she stared off into space. He couldn't…he didn't want to lose her. He turned to her then, his eyes showing more emotion than she'd ever seen in him. "Stay, Kagome."~

Inuyasha: Stay! Roll Over! Play Dead! Sit. Sit! SIT! Good girl! Heh heh heh....
Ayako: I have the feeling you've been dying to say things like that...
Inuyasha: Feh, Karma's a bitch...
Kouga: and apparently so are you.

~These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

Tears rimmed her eyes. "I…I don't know if I can." Her voice cracked and a single tear fell down her face. She stood and started walking away. Out of curiosity he followed her.~

Kouga: Followed her like a love sick puppy...
Inuyasha: .....God, I hate you....

~Curiosity…that's what led him to her from the beginning. Something about the woman always peeked his interest. At first he'd been slightly miffed that the girl attracted him. Her strange personality so unlike all other women he'd met before. So fragile yet so strong…and deadly. He hated the effect she had on him. Somewhere along the line it turned to admiration…then love. That dangerous emotion.~

All: Zzzzzzz.......zzzzzzzz...........zzzzzzzzz........zzzzzz....

~She came to a stop in the clearing that held her well and turned to face him. "I have to say goodbye." She said sadly. "Either to you or to them." She motioned toward the well as another tear strayed from her eye.
"I was wrong before Kagome. It was wrong of me to ask you to stay. You know how I feel." He said assuming his emotionless voice.
"Say it. Say the words and I'll find a way to stay." She said as more tears streamed down her face.~

Ayako: *Silver Haired Man* All right then,...Kagome, I'm in...*BLECH!*
Inuyasha: HA HA HA! Nice! *Inuyasha and Ayako high five.*
Kouga: Grow up! Could you two be anymore immature?
Inuyasha: ......*FART*
Inuyasha & Ayako: *laugh* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kouga: Oh come on! This isn't South Park!
Inuyasha: Oh shut up! This coming from the guy who makes cracks about fingering the sacred jewel!
Kouga: You're just jealous of my adult sense of humor!

~He shook his head. "No, you have a life there." He walked closer to her, reaching his hand out to her until his fingertips lightly brushed away her tears.

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me~

Ayako: Hey, we haven't said anything about the song yet have we?
Inuyasha: Really? Hmm, Why don't you give it a try, Mister Adult Humor.
Kouga: Ok, fine I will! *ahem* This song is so slow it makes a dead person getting fucked have an orgasm.
Inuyasha & Ayako: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!
Kouga: What!? You asked me too!
Ayako: Yeah! To make fun of the song, not thramatize us, asswipe! Damn......

~He leaned down then, his lips hovering over hers. "But I promise I'll find you. If not in this life, then the next. If I have to be reborn a thousand times until I find you then so be it." Kagome screwed her eyes shut and gave a shaky sob as she wrapped her arms around his neck and closed the distance between their lips.~

Inuyasha: and it is at this point where I begin stabbing my head with a screwdriver...
Kouga: Same here.
Ayako: You're both just jealous cause Kagome's sucking face with someone else.
Inuyasha & Kouga: Shut up, bitch!

~When she pulled back he wiped away another tear from her cheek. "But you live longer than humans don't you?" She asked hopefully, her voice shaking with tears. "There is a chance that I may be alive in your time."

Kouga:*Silver Haired Man* The downside to that, I'll look like a 500 year old man, but you'll still have sex with me, right?

He gently pushed her backward and toward her well. "I'll wait for you there, Kagome…I swear I'll find you again. I love you." He leaned down and kissed her once again and with one final push Kagome was falling down the well crying his name over and over.~

Inuyasha: Whoa, I just had Deja' Vu!
Kouga: They don't call that Deja' Vu stupid, They call it 'changing the orignal scene.'

~When she landed she immediately stood, climbed up the well and jumped only to land on her feet…still in her time. She tried a few more times, her eyes blurred with tears. When she was finally too tired to jump again she curled up in a ball and let the tears fall freely.~

Ayako: *Kagome* sniff.....sniff....I'm gonna curl up in my closet and sleep for days...sniff sniff....

~Why did he have to push her in? What if she had decided to stay? She loved him, she loved him so much it hurt. She cried until she felt numb all over but she didn't want to move. She didn't think she could ever move again.~

Inuyasha: So, she joined the circus and became Kagome!: The Human Ball Girl!

~"Kagome?" Came a familiar voice at the mouth of the well.
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
And though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
She peered up as her tears momentarily ceased. "Kagome…you need to come out of the well. You might catch a cold and crying isn't going to solve anything." The man's voice sounded…excited. Like he was trying to fight it but was losing.~

Kouga: *Kagome* Hey, Mama! I take it, the sex change surgury was a sucess!
Inuyasha *Kagome* Not only that but I have become Kagome!: The Human Ball Girl!

~Kagome heard movement of shoes scraping the wood of the well the suddenly he was down next to her, kneeling and smiling slightly.
She stared at the silver haired man, unable to speak…unable to move.~

Inuyasha: *Kagome* Thats because, I'm Kagome!: The Human Ball Girl!
Kouga & Ayako: We get it already!

~A moment passed as they just looked at each other until she found her voice again. "You-you came." She whispered through the fresh tears threatening to fall.
"I made a girl a promise." He smirked that haughty, arrogant smirk.~

Inuyasha: A promise.....to see you at you're next performance as Kagome!: The Human Bal-
Kouga & Ayako: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

~Kagome lunged forward suddenly catching the man off guard. When he recovered his arms wrapped around her small seemingly fragile body. He tightened his hold on her and leapt up to the mouth of the well then proceeded out the door. He finally stopped in front of the Goshinboku; giving it a rueful glance then squeezed the girl in his arms.
The pulled back suddenly and stared wide-eyed at him. "How?" She asked, breathlessly.~

Kouga: *Silver Haired Man* You wrap your arms around a person and squeeze them. It's called a "Hug".

~"I lived this long for you, Kagome. I waited for this day, the day I knew you would be needing me." He said softly.
"The day you pushed me into the well and forced me to go home." She hugged him again. "I'd decided. I wanted to stay there with you. Oh Gods, you've waited five hundred years. I wanted to stay with you there. I wanted to stay because I love you."
It was his turn to stare wide-eyed at the girl in his arms.~

Inuyasha: *Silver Haired Man* Oh! Oh crap....uh....um, ya see.....uh, the thing is....Umm, Last night was kind of a...one time thing, you uh, catch my drift.....

~She loved him. She really and truly loved him and now all his dreams were being fulfilled. All the waiting was worth it. Just to hold her in his arms again. His Kagome.
"I love you Kagome." He whispered. The girl's grip on him loosened slightly.~

Ayako: *sarcastic* Alright, now it's time for us to find out who are Silver Haired Man really is!

~"Thank you Sesshoumaru…thank you."~

Kouga: Ha! It was Professor. Shesshoumaru all along!
Inuyasha: And he would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for us medling youkais and human girl!

~She mumbled as the crying and emotional turmoil took its toll. Sesshoumaru picked the unconscious girl up again and proceeded to her house. The rest could be worked out later…right now all that mattered was that had each other.

Now and forever.
When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I've held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me
~*~
Owari
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha-tachi that privilege is Rumiko Takahashi's. I also don't own the lyrics, which are by Evanescence "My Immortal".
I tried to keep it ambiguous by not giving you the name of the "silver haired man" I was careful with most of the words so it could be taken as Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru which it was Sesshoumaru in the end. I also gave you hints as to who it was simply by dialogue and speech. Sesshoumaru, I imagine, has a very sophisticated style of speech, where as Inuyasha only shows sophistication in very rare moments, which may have been during this particular event. But sorry…it's Sesshoumaru in the entire thing ^_^ Hope you liked it.
Thanks for reading!
Meamiko *Napea*

Inuyasha: What the hell did she mean by "I only show sophistication in very rare moments"!?

Kouga: Who cares, the borefest is over!

(Dr. Allexia shows on screen once again)

Dr. Allexia: So, darlings are we feeling oh-how-you-say....insane with madness!?

Ayako: No, just sleepy and insanity and madness are basicly the same thing, dumbass.

Dr. Allexia: Really, is that so?

(Dr. Allexia presses the green botton and the three are all once again shocked)

ZAP!!!!!!!!!

All: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Dr. Allexia: Thats what being a smart ass gets you in life, young lady.

Inuyasha & Kouga: Why, us too!?!?

Dr. Allexia: Because I felt like it. Now hurry up my darlings, the rabid racoons won't catch themselves! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!

Ayako: Why the hell do we have to catch rabid racoons for!?

Kouga: Has anything she made us do, make sense?

Ayako: *Sigh* True....


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