Short Drabbles of Lemony Rhymes and Stories

Two is Company Three's a Crowd but Four ain't that a Party?

Kag/Sess/Inu/Kag

There once was a lady who was doing two brothers. One was her husband and the other her "friend." She was able to keep her secret for over a year until one day her husband and "friend" both fucked her the same day one day and the other at night.

One month later she was throwing up and cranky and sore all over. She went to the doctor and found some news she was pregnant and due in eight new moons.

She told her husband and her brother-in-law the good news but didn't know who sired her soon to be newborn pup.

For the eight months they showered her with gifts and food. She felt like a Queen. As fast as she felt like a queen when her water broke she felt like a tramp.

Pushing and sweating the brothers waited, for the birth of the pup for a  son or nephew.

The husband was told that he could see his wife and sniffed the pup and knew he didn't sire it.

"You tramp who did you fuck because this pup is not mine you mindless bitch!" The angry husband yelled and fussed!

"Sesshomaru please, let me explain, it was your brother Inuyasha who I fucked almost everyday" Kagura said with her head bowed in shame.

"Please forgive me and stay married to me" She continued to plead.

Sesshomaru laughed and sneered he grabbed the pup and looked at his wife "it's not me who you should be afraid of its Inuyasha crazy bitch of a wife who will skin you alive"

Kagura paled and whimpered she saw her ex-lover and father to her son along with his wife who was suspicious of the newborn pup.

Kagome looked at the babe looking for the crestmoon but only found two little dog ears like her own son and husband. Kagome quickly put two and two together and glowing pink as well. She almost purified her husband's ass but there were too many innocent witnesses in the way.

"You cheating bastard how could you cheat on me"

Inuyasha trying to play his overused dummy card looked at his wife and tilted his head.

"I only tried to help" he began and he saw his wife's eye begin to do a funny twitch again when she was mad.

"She said she needed help with some plumbing and the only way it could get fixed if I laid some pipe and released some cream," Inuyasha said proud of his reasoning. He didn't notice the punch from his wife and a glare from his brother.

The moral of the story if you are going to do two brothers make sure your'e crazier than the wife.