Sesshoumaru and Kouga: The Teen Years

Slumber Party Dare
by Salome Wilde 09/08

Author's Note: Originally written for LJ Community iyissekiwa's "Shy" prompt with a 250 word limit.

“No way.”

“Chicken?”

Every slumber party between Sesshoumaru, Lordling of the Western Lands, and his best pal Kouga, Prince of the Mountain Wolf Tribe, had a moment like this.

Sesshoumaru would boast of some new acquisition to his wardrobe. Kouga would call him a spoiled brat with so many servants he didn’t even wipe his own behind. Sesshoumaru would accuse Kouga of smelling like ass. Kouga would rightly comment that dogs love the smell of ass and issue a dare he knew his shy friend couldn’t take.

“No way, Fleabait!” Sesshoumaru scoffed. “I just don’t wanna.”

“Come on, Dogbreath! All you gotta do is go into the concubine quarters, pull down your hakama, and show your butt. It’s not like they haven’t seen one before. Though I don’t know how your Dad keeps up with them all.”

“Don’t you talk about my Papa, Skirtboy!”

“Not a skirt!” Kouga snarled as his friend pounced and they became a rolling ball of teen youkai fury. Fangs flashed, claws scratched, knees kicked, heads butted.

InuTaisho crashed through the massive chamber doors. The room shook with his ferocious growl. The fight stopped instantly. The duo began to fumble out apologies. InuTaisho’s eyes narrowed. “Do not make me come back here again, boys,” he said, then turned and departed, slamming the doors behind him.

Kouga whistled, knowing by experience the ass-reddening punishment they had just narrowly escaped. Sesshoumaru, meanwhile, was grinning in secret triumph. Once again, he had successfully avoided one of Kouga’s cringe-making dares.