For the Holidays

Rin, Miroku, Sango, and Jaken were already seated at the table. Breakfast was smoking sausages, bacon, and other delicious fare that made Inuyasha’s mouth water. Inuyasha knew the stupid rule about having to wait for her big brother to sit his ass down before anyone could eat. Instead of letting Inuyasha sit down though she was stuck on the jerk’s lap.

“You may all eat.”

Sesshoumaru stated as he waved his hand for the meal to begin. Everyone dug in except Inuyasha who was forced to sit on her brother’s lap as Sesshoumaru fed her what she wanted. She was not to use her hands at all. In fact Sesshoumaru tied them so she couldn’t after Inuyasha cursed him to the furthest pits of hell for making her sit on his lap in the first place. Inuyasha had not felt so humiliated in her whole damn life. Miroku kept dropping things and staring like a drooling idiot. Sango smacked the dumb monk a billion times, but it was pointless after a while. The idiot just didn’t get it.

“Inuyasha, you will eat more. I will not have your stomach growling and everyone has now left the table.”

Inuyasha growled as she was force fed some more food since she hated being fed like this in the first place. Her stomach was growling and every time she opened her mouth to swear at her brother he shoved something else in it.

“Fine, you ass………”

A sausage was put in place of the word. Then Sesshoumaru dabbed her mouth with a napkin and smiled. This was great.

“I think we are about done with breakfast. Do we wish to do this again for lunch or are you going to sit on my lap again with an attitude? I do not mind, but you might.”

Inuyasha pouted and growled lowly.

“Why do you have to humiliate me like this? I can sit on my own you know!”

Sesshoumaru smiled and ran his fingers over her hair.

“Because this is how mates court one another and this is how I woo you. Plus, this is what you will do at every meal time. Your seat is on my lap for as long as I desire it.”

Inuyasha frowned.

“You are just a mean old pervert. I can’t believe you want me to sit on your lap like this. What is wrong with you? Are you mental?”

Sesshoumaru tweaked Inuyasha’s nose.

“No, I find you fascinating and amusing. I am looking forward to mating day. Now do you have any idea of what mating is or rutting Inuyasha?”

Inuyasha frowned.

“I don’t want to know Sesshoumaru. Do not tell me.”

Sesshoumaru frowned at Inuyasha.

“I would think you would want to know since this will happen. It is best that you know do you not think so? I think you need to know young one or our mating will be quite a surprise for you.”

Inuyasha frowned and growled.

“Shut up Sesshoumaru, I don’t want to know. I don’t want to even fathom what you warped mind is thinking up to torment me with next. Spare me.”

Sesshoumaru smiled and untied Inuyasha’s hands. Moving the hair away from Inuyasha’s neck he whispered into Inuyasha’s ear seductively.

“You would rather me show you here and now?”

Inuyasha freaked out and started trying to claw her way out of Sesshoumaru’s lap. Sesshoumaru laughed as he now had Inuyasha face down looking as though she were trying to swim away from him.

“You keep that up and I am going to make this delectable little rear end of yours as red as your face.”

Sesshoumaru stated as Inuyasha really started to freak out only to get a good whack on her rear end making her yelp.

“I warned you to stop this nonsense. Now behave yourself and listen.”

Inuyasha kept fighting and almost got away only to be wrangled down to the floor.

“Do you wish for me to dominate you now pup, because I do not wish to tie you up again. You are not behaving and you have a class in a few minutes. I will not have you acting so wild in front of Rin. Now calm yourself.”

Sesshoumaru threw his struggling mate over his shoulder to their room. Inuyasha was going to miss her first etiquette class.

“You are impossible, a creep, an asshole, and I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”

Inuyasha roared as she pounded on Sesshoumaru’s back like a wild thing. She wanted to kick his ass so bad right at that moment. If she was only a full demon instead of a half demon she might have been able to do so and not so damn short. Why did Sesshoumaru have to be a giant and a tyrant?

“Yes, I know you think you hate me.”

Sesshoumaru pushed Inuyasha onto the bed closing the door.

“My patience is spent with you. I am marking you now and we will talk later.”

Inuyasha’s eyes grew wide with fear.

“I thought there was a ceremony and all of that involved you asshole! You have to wait for eleven days damn it all! You promised!”

Sesshoumaru smiled as his eyes glowed red.

“No, I said I would mate you in eleven days. That is the ceremony. I can bite you again then too, but marking you doesn’t require a ceremony.”

Inuyasha really freaked until Sesshoumaru bit deep into her mating point. Then she felt like she was going to pass out cold. It felt good and that was worse than anything in the damn world! It had to stop! It was making her like the fucking jerk and that was the last thing Inuyasha wanted!

“Stop it! Fuck you! I don’t want to be your mate you warped fluffy creep! You white puffball from hell! You Q-tip cotton ball freaky creepazoid! Dufas! Moron!”

Inuyasha was running out of insulting things to call Sesshoumaru and still she was coming up with some really creative things. Sesshoumaru almost started laughing if he wasn’t concentrating so hard on doing this right.

“You……..you………..stupid head………….”

Sesshoumaru stopped biting and ran his fingers over his tiny mate’s tired brow.

“You fight so hard, but you cannot win with me Inuyasha. Now you must bite me or die.”

Inuyasha was forced to a spot that Sesshoumaru cut with one claw making himself bleed enough for Inuyasha to know the right spot. Instinct was forcing Inuyasha to want to bite Sesshoumaru, but the brat in the pup was fighting it tooth and nail.

“No, you won’t make me. I would rather die and go to hell with Kikyo. I would rather die and go to hell with Kouga the wimpy wolf then be your mate!”

However at that Sesshoumaru forced Inuyasha lips onto that spot harder forcing the kid to bite him. It was the only way to make Inuyasha do what was necessary since after one was bitten by their mate if they did not return the bite both mates would die.

“Good pup, that is it my little one. Take all you need from me. Be stronger Inuyasha.”

Sesshoumaru smiled as he felt the pull and then felt Inuyasha’s claws tear through his white kimono.

“You are indeed a much better female then a male. You seem to know exactly how this works.”

Inuyasha frowned as she pulled away with her lips crimson as well as her chin.

“I still hate you.”

Sesshoumaru smiled.

“It doesn’t change your personality pup. I could have told you that if you listened. If you would try to listen I would not have to discipline you so much. I wanted to explain things, but you are so stubborn. That is why I adore you and why I torment you. You are perfect my little mate. If I wanted someone boring I could have mated any demon Princess, but I wanted you. I could not before, but with the jewel now I can have you. You are my only mate Inuyasha, I will have no other.”

Inuyasha felt annoyed. All this embarrassment and fear over a damn bite? Sesshoumaru was a complete jerk and there was no fucking way she was letting Sesshoumaru explain rutting. If biting was all this was then rutting had to be just as stupid.

“I don’t want to ever listen to you. This was stupid. All of the fuss over a bite and I am not any weirder like Miroku said I would be. He said I would fall all over you, thank God he was wrong. I would have to kill you both if he was right.”

Sesshoumaru laughed as Inuyasha got up only to be pushed back down.

“What the hell are you doing?”

Inuyasha stated looking at Sesshoumaru in contempt.

“You do not want to hear about rutting so do you want me to show you instead since you think this was nothing? If this is nothing then apparently you are ready for a lesson in rutting.”

Sesshoumaru slid his clawed finger down Inuyasha’s kimono as Inuyasha gasped in fear. Inuyasha felt her hands go over her head as she struggled to get away with her eyes closed.

“Ahhhhhhhh…………don’t do this! This is weird stop it!”

Inuyasha screamed as Sesshoumaru started chuckling. He hadn’t done anything other than caress one of Inuyasha’s supple young breasts.

“So now do you wish for me to explain?”

Sesshoumaru stated as he let go of Inuyasha’s wrists and gently kissed those full lips again.

“Yes damn it all just don’t ever do that shit to me again you pervert!”

Inuyasha screamed as she scooted to the top of the bed pulling her legs to her chest looking at Sesshoumaru like he molested the hell out of her.

“I can do that as long as you will quit looking at me like I raped you child. I am very ready for you Inuyasha, but you are not near ready for me. You will be so in another few years. I still will kiss you and enjoy your company. We will get to know one another. I can satisfy my urges elsewhere for a time. It is what demon Lords have done for years.”

Sesshoumaru stated softly as he sat on the edge of the bed looking away sadly.

“You mean like Father with my Mother. To hell with that! If you think you can just bite me, then mess around on me after making me into this then I will kick your stupid ass if you think you can just wander around doing things like that!'
"I know a little bit about sex, I hung out with the pervert monk long enough. Just don’t be pushing yourself on me until I say so jerk. I am just not sure that is what you meant by rutting. Hello, I was raised by humans you idiot.”

Inuyasha stated frowning not looking at Sesshoumaru feeling just as akward. Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha in curiosity.

“So you do not agree with what our Father did to conceive you?”

Sesshoumaru stated frowning.

“No, but I am glad he loved my Mother or I wouldn’t be here you jerk. Like it is my fault he did that. You blame me all these years and make me think I should hate my Mother. I didn’t ask you to hate yours.'
"Your Mother could have beaten the hell out of Father, but she let him do as he wanted to. If you think you are going to be like that then you have another thing coming pal. I will kick your ass and not only that I will kill you instead since you always threatening me with that line. I will do it too. I will figure it out so don’t think you can just go around doing as you please.”

Inuyasha stated with her arms across her chest looking a little more like the stubborn little brother Sesshoumaru knew so well. Even though Inuyasha was a woman now, she would always be Inuyasha the foul mouthed brat Sesshoumaru loved.

“I see. Then I have not much more here to say to you. You are certain you know enough?”

Sesshoumaru stated softly smiling wickedly.

“I know enough, but don’t even think about touching me. I will kill you now if you try it. I am not having your damn pups or being a woman. I will figure out a way to get out of this mess. You just watch me!”

Inuyasha stated firmly and got out of bed walking towards the door. Sesshoumaru did not move yet. He was waiting to see if Inuyasha was serious. There was nothing indicating she was not.

“Even if you did find a way, we are mated pup. You will be bedded by me eventually. The sooner, the better for me so talk to the monk some more or you may talk to me. It is up to you. Either way, you will be shown someday.”

Inuyasha snorted.

"I would rather have Miroku or Kouga show me rather then you."

Sesshoumaru moved faster than light in front of his mate.

“I will show you and if anyone else dares to touch you I will kill them. Do we understand each other? If you want me to be loyal I will be, but that means you will have to grow up a bit faster than you would like to Inuyasha. Can you handle that? I can.”

Inuyasha swallowed hard and then stomped her foot right on Sesshoumaru’s.

“I can handle anything you jerk I am not some snobby person who had everything handed to me! I am going to figure out a way in that damn library of yours to turn myself back so move or I will move you.”

Sesshoumaru ignored it and picked up his screaming mate.

“I am not done with our lesson.”

Inuyasha punched Sesshoumaru’s chest.

“I wasn’t going to do that yet and I am not! You pervert put me down!”

Sesshoumaru refused to do so and locked the door for the night. If Inuyasha was willing to listen to a pervert monk he could not trust Sesshoumaru would be damned to let the opportunity to teach Inuyasha first hand slide out from under him. The pup had to learn someday and there was no better time than now to start her training. It would also be quite enjoyable for him as well.
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Miroku and Sango walked down the hall to hear screeching, then something more interesting. Listening through the door Miroku smirked.

“I told you Sango that I could even train an old puppy some new tricks.”

Sango listened.

“Is that Inuyasha or Sesshoumaru?”

Miroku rolled his eyes.

“That is Sesshoumaru, hear the low tones. Yep, I shouldn’t have told Inuyasha about that. Still, serves the big jerk right.'
"I guess I should have told Sesshoumaru that Kagome wasn’t a virgin any more. That is part of what pissed off Kouga so badly before they made this deal, but we were not going to say anything about it.”

Sango frowned.

“Just like you didn’t tell anyone we were already married.”

Miroku rolled his eyes.

“Would we have this lifestyle if I told Sesshoumaru the truth? I mean the guy had it coming to him after the nasty trick he planned and on Christmas time too.”

Sango smiled hugging her husband.

“You are so bad. This is a good Christmas present and getting Rin the flowers will make up for a lot of this. You know how much Sesshoumaru loves that little girl. Rin wanted a new Mommy for Christmas and the only one who can handle that jerk was Inuyasha.'
"It was just a good thing we didn't tell Inuyasha our plans to change him into a woman. He does make a better woman anyway with all of the whimpering and crying she used to do as a boy."

Miroku grinned.

"It was really good of Kouga to tell Inuyasha the truth after Kagome and Inuyasha broke it off since they felt funny after their first time. Still she taught him a lot with your help dear. I am glad I wasn’t so innocent.”

Sango slapped Miroku.

“I told you not to talk about your past anymore. I don’t want to know about all the women you have been with you jerk.”

Miroku shrugged then kissed his wife.

“Ok, fine, but it will be nice to have the whole pack here and with Kagome’s school not working out this will be the best place for her. I am so glad we came up with this plan this year. Christmas was becoming such a drag for so long with Sesshoumaru throwing rocks at people.”

Sango listened closer.

“Is he howling? I mean what the hell? Inuyasha made Sesshoumaru howl I think.”

Miroku listened closer.

“Yep, sounds like that thing that you told Kagome about that I love you do to me……….”

Sango blushed and punched Miroku in the arm.

“Inuyasha………..where did you learn…………ohhhhhhhhhhhh……..”

That was all that was heard in the room. Sesshoumaru would be wrapped in the hanyou’s nimble fingers for years now and it was a small price to pay for a great place to live with all the amenities Sesshoumaru had to offer them. After all these years of being tormented by the jerk it was about time they got something back.

“Who’s your Mommy Sesshoumaru?”

Inuyasha stated and another howl was heard as Sango and Miroku wandered away smiling. Yes indeed, their plan did work well and the young mated couple in the room will both live happily ever after.

THE END
MERRY CHRISTMAS DIEVIANTS!!!!!!!!
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