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Category:
InuYasha Crossovers › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
4,216
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Once upon a time there was a story and it had a bunch of swear words in it. It maybe even had some sex, but maybe not. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride. I do not own Inuyasha. I also don't make money at all writing crap. I sp
Beauty and the Leach
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl with long flowing hair who had a deep hate for all men. If they were a demon she would purify them and so men thought she was a shrew from the fire pits of hell. In fact she was planning on going there someday soon to work on her tan.
Anyway, this girl.......lets call her Kikyo....was living in a tower braiding her long hair hiding from all the men that wanted to date her or kill her. None of them could truly decide what they wanted to do since she tricked them by batting her long eyelashes at them and promising them she would give them free wishes from the jewel she carried.
One day a spider leach thingy was walking through the forest and saw this long stringy thing he could use to play spider man in the next upcoming sequel. Let’s call him......Prince Naraku even though he is low life scum who sucks people into his ear and other body parts creating them into his children. It is so gross......we won't go there. This is love story and Kikyo doesn't need to know that her soon to be beloved can bear his own children something Miroku would love to do.
There was this long braid of black stringy shiny hair from a tower. Tripping over a rock because he had eight legs instead of two he tripped over himself in the process missing the hair and crashing into the tower pissing Kikyo off.
Yanking up her long braid of hair she looked at the tower of Pisa that her Father had built and it was all ruined thanks to this handsome, red eyed, spider Prince Guy she just had to get to know. Kikyo fell in love instantly. He seemed evil and would probably love to go to hell with her unlike her ex boyfriend that Little Red Inuyasha who she pinned to a tree with her arrow.
"Oh woman with the long braid......I have fallen and I can't seem to get up. Do you mind throwing that braid down so I can pull myself up?"
Kikyo looked down at the spider kind of liking that he was helpless. She could play nurse and heal him. Naraku would love her then and they could have him bear his children for her so it would not ruin her perfect body. They would not even have to have sex, this was indeed the perfect man for her to use......I mean love.
"Oh no you poor thing, I will come down to you. Just shoot some of your spider webs to me and I will rescue you."
Naraku being smitten and rather stupid when it came to Kikyo's pretty face did not listen to reason sending up his threads to bring her down. Kikyo slid down his sticky webs only to find her hair was now all jacked up from the spider webs being sticky. Looking down at the red eyed handsome wavy haired leach spider Prince Kikyo realized she was stuck to his abdomen.
"So do you want to get married?"
Kikyo looked at the spider that she was now stuck with for life. He leached the jewel and they lived for a while until they sent off all their flesh children that Naraku created into the world to die. Soon they became a bitter couple and tried to kill each other like every other married couple except the succeeded.
They went to hell and lived unhappily ever after in each other's sticky embrace. Sesshoumaru squashed them flat much later. The hellatious couple is still getting his dry cleaning bill for getting spider guts and clay on his pristine self. Naraku can be reached at www.spiderleach.web.com under adult friend finder. He is always looking for a good date to leach under the aka trickymonkeyboy.
Moral of this story........Peanut butter will not get spider webs out of your hair. Internet is more then web searching true believers it is the place where the leaches come to breed.
By,
M. E. Jones aka Vyperbites
Anyway, this girl.......lets call her Kikyo....was living in a tower braiding her long hair hiding from all the men that wanted to date her or kill her. None of them could truly decide what they wanted to do since she tricked them by batting her long eyelashes at them and promising them she would give them free wishes from the jewel she carried.
One day a spider leach thingy was walking through the forest and saw this long stringy thing he could use to play spider man in the next upcoming sequel. Let’s call him......Prince Naraku even though he is low life scum who sucks people into his ear and other body parts creating them into his children. It is so gross......we won't go there. This is love story and Kikyo doesn't need to know that her soon to be beloved can bear his own children something Miroku would love to do.
There was this long braid of black stringy shiny hair from a tower. Tripping over a rock because he had eight legs instead of two he tripped over himself in the process missing the hair and crashing into the tower pissing Kikyo off.
Yanking up her long braid of hair she looked at the tower of Pisa that her Father had built and it was all ruined thanks to this handsome, red eyed, spider Prince Guy she just had to get to know. Kikyo fell in love instantly. He seemed evil and would probably love to go to hell with her unlike her ex boyfriend that Little Red Inuyasha who she pinned to a tree with her arrow.
"Oh woman with the long braid......I have fallen and I can't seem to get up. Do you mind throwing that braid down so I can pull myself up?"
Kikyo looked down at the spider kind of liking that he was helpless. She could play nurse and heal him. Naraku would love her then and they could have him bear his children for her so it would not ruin her perfect body. They would not even have to have sex, this was indeed the perfect man for her to use......I mean love.
"Oh no you poor thing, I will come down to you. Just shoot some of your spider webs to me and I will rescue you."
Naraku being smitten and rather stupid when it came to Kikyo's pretty face did not listen to reason sending up his threads to bring her down. Kikyo slid down his sticky webs only to find her hair was now all jacked up from the spider webs being sticky. Looking down at the red eyed handsome wavy haired leach spider Prince Kikyo realized she was stuck to his abdomen.
"So do you want to get married?"
Kikyo looked at the spider that she was now stuck with for life. He leached the jewel and they lived for a while until they sent off all their flesh children that Naraku created into the world to die. Soon they became a bitter couple and tried to kill each other like every other married couple except the succeeded.
They went to hell and lived unhappily ever after in each other's sticky embrace. Sesshoumaru squashed them flat much later. The hellatious couple is still getting his dry cleaning bill for getting spider guts and clay on his pristine self. Naraku can be reached at www.spiderleach.web.com under adult friend finder. He is always looking for a good date to leach under the aka trickymonkeyboy.
Moral of this story........Peanut butter will not get spider webs out of your hair. Internet is more then web searching true believers it is the place where the leaches come to breed.
By,
M. E. Jones aka Vyperbites