Date with Destiny

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Chapter 4 'Mission Impossible'

“What do you friggin' mean these are not the REAL tickets?” screamed Ayame scandalously. The crowds started whispering at the indiscreet lady in rich apparel.

“I'm sorry ma'am but that's the truth. These do not have the right colored royal seals. See.” the security guard points to one of the certified tickets. “The seal is supposed to be blue, but the seal on your tickets are red.”

Red ripples appear in Ayame's eyes. “So? The asshole who made the tickets got color blind all of a sudden. Can you blame him? Having to make so many tickets?”

“I amtruly sorry ma'am but we have our orders, no valid ticket, no entry.” the guard nodded to another security personel to remove the four dejected girls away from the main entry.

“Wait! But my wolf prince is in there and he'll be looking for me!” despaired Ayame as guards dragged her out kicking and screaming all the way. Kikyo and Kagome covered their faces in an attempt to hide their embarrassment.

“Ne, Kikyochan, perhaps we should have gone with Inuyasha and the perve, while we had the chance. Now I think this whole trip was a waste of time.” whispered Kagome as she observes the whinning Ayame heaped on the floor crying her eyes out, mascara running down in inky-black streaks. Shecouldpassfor a cast member or double for the lead role in the movie 'crow'. She shivered trying to shake the ridiculous thought from her mind.

“Yea, they wouldn't allow us in the stupid jerks!” boomed Sango on her mobile. Her arms making gestures that showed her frustration. “REALLY?... Uh huh... ok.. I'll meet you in 5 minutes! Ja ne.”

Sango looks excitedly at her three friends. Her face beaming a huge cheeky grin. “Hey drama queen! Ass up and come here! Kaede said there's another way to get in.”

Almost immediately, Ayame whips out her makeup bag and retouches her face as she makes her way towards the group.

“What are you and my imouto (little sister) up to again Sango?” queried a suspicious Kikyo.

“Yeah, say you're not going to tell us to dress up in Jane outfits and swing in the chandeliers are you?” added Kagome.

“No friggin' way! Have you any idea what I went through when we did that? I was stuck with the chitah outfit and I was covered in rashes for an entire week!” snapped Ayame.

“It's better!” squeaked Sango.

“Oh god, here it comes.” sighed Kagome with a hand on her forehead.

“The plan is so ingenious it's practically fool proof!”

“Practically fool proof? Sango this better not mean that my hair will be set on fire again at the end of the day.” Ayame remarked.

“Ayame is right.. you and my imouto always concoct a plan that 100 of the time always backfires! And we happen to be the shock absorbers while the two of you trouble makers end up scot-free.” retorted Kikyo.

“This time is different. Kaede will give me the the entire floor plan of this level..”

“Wait a minute.. Floor plan? Kami-sama! Please tell me you're not hearing a mission impossible theme in that conniving head of yours Sango.” groaned Kagome.

Sango smiled sheepishly.

“Are you outta your friggin demon-slaying mind? This is Sesshoumaru-dono's territory! If we get caught we'll be up to our tits in deep inu shit!” gasped Ayame.

“Hey! That was my ancestor's profession not mine!”

“Yah! You stick to stomping on roaches and spraying bug spray on insects.” laughed Kagome.

“I wouldn't use that exact same terms Ayame used but I would have to agree with her on this one Sango. I say lets cut our losses and stay put. Maybe there will be a chance later to get in somehow.” agreed Kikyo.

“Not a chance in hell! Kaede said after all tickets are in they'll be shutting the doors, for security reasons of course. I say we take a vote!” declared Sango suddenly. Kagome and Kikyo exchanged looks but nodded their consent. Sango grinned widely. “By the way Ayame, there's your tall, dark and handsome wolf boy entering with what seems like.. oh dear! A date. That slutty bitch is barking up your youkai and rubbing herself all over him ... too bad he was a fine male specimen too.”

“NANI?” Red eyes glowed, steam flared out of her nose. Ayame let out a low pitched growl. “I am going to enjoy plucking off that bitch's bikini hair and mustache with my claws.” she snarled in a deadly tone cracking her claws. “Alright I want in.”

“Sit girl!” snapped Kagome. “Sango that's not fair you're using two handed tactics!”

“All's fair in this war! I will get in and have my face plastered on the six-o-clock news by tomorrow night!”

“You and Kohaku had a bet on this again didn't you?” scrutinized Kikyo.

“That's irrelevant!” dismissed Sango. “You want in or not?”

“Fine! But Kagome and I won't be doing that hula routine to distract the attention of the guards like that time when you decided to crash some poor kid's bar-mitzvah just coz you got convinced that Orlando Bloom will be there.”

“Who's that?” asked Kagome.

“You know the hot archer elf-dude in Lord of the Rings?”

“Sango you really need to get a boy friend.” sighed Ayame.

“So that I'll end up mentally unstable over an ass of a guy? Forget it!” huffed Sango.

“What about Miroku? He seems nice.” suggested Kagome.

“Who that lecher? Are you mad woman? What brain dead, self appreciating chick would date a perverted psycho like him? Come midnight his damn hand will probably come off and start groping any unsuspecting female in vacinity.”

“Aw.. why don't you just give him a chance.” whined Ayame making kissing noises.

“Why don't you just drop it? Besides were wasting time blabbing here. I'm supposed to meet Kaede soon, wait for me by the fire exits. I'll brief you on our plan of attack.” explained Sango.

"Plan of attack? What the hell? Don't tell me we're goin commando this time." groaned Ayame.

"I fear as much Ayame." agreed Kikyo.

“And so begins mission impossible.” remarked Kagome sarcastically.