My Humps

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Chapter 4:

True to her word, Kagome rose early in the morning, unable to eat breakfast she grabs a chocolate bar from her kitchen table then wakes up Kikyo. After going about her morning ritual she drove her cousin to the airport, all the while clucking like a mother hen over her pregnant cousin's nauseated state. After saying their goodbyes, Kagome takes out the piece of paper that held the address of Kikyo's work. Looking at her watch she grins widely, “7.05am....plenty of time for a quick dash to recharge my caffeine levels.”

Detouring to the nearest Starbucks branch, she decides to go to the drive through.

“Only one car.... excellent...”She says twiddling her fingers much like Mr. Burns from the Simpson.
She glances down at her watch again noting the time, then she turns the radio on, flipping through the various stations. Squealing loudly, she found a station that played sunny songs from the 70's and 80's, clapping her hands in tune with the music she starts singing.

20 minutes ticked by.

Eye twitching, hands in a death-like grip on the steering wheel later....

'Patience Kagome.... patience...' she chanted inwardly, all a while giving death glares to the unseen driver of the slick black Lamborghini still parked in front. Five more minutes passed, by now her blood was boiling, and numerous veins make their appearance on her heated temples. Even the cavity inducing sweet lyrics of the songs playing in the radio did little to dampen her rising temper now dangerously bordering into a full blown mental fit.

After a further 2 minutes of still waiting her patience snapped, and she stomped angrily toward the offending vehicle. Motioning for the driver to roll down the window, she tapped her fingers irritably on the roof of the expensive sports car.

GASP!

“You!” She hissed menacingly. “I should've known a prissy jerk like you would be the cause of a line up at a public drive through!”

Sesshoumaru observed her with cool eyes, but said nothing.

“I don't know what kami you think made you special but I have to be in a very important appointment by 8am but before I go I want a latte. Which goes without saying-you and your jelly bean mobile is in my way.” Growled out Kagome.

The Inu Lord continued looking at her with an expression of complete boredom.

“Well? What do you have to say for yourself?”

“They are currently out of stock with the particular coffee beans that are palatable to this Sesshoumaru's tastes.” Replied The Taiyoukai drily.

“I'm really sorry sir but we can't find the blend that you ask.” Interrupted a Starbucks employee.

“Heh?” Gawked Kagome.

“I prefer the exotic dark Brazilian coffee beans from the highlands of the Vela Fuerte plateau, where only the finest beans originate from.” Informed Sesshoumaru.

An raging volcano erupts behind Kagome.

“IT'S ALL FREAKIN COFFEE BEANS! WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE?”

“Is your ningen taste truly so ignorant?”

“Look here Mister! Thanks to your 'exotic, dark brazilian coffee beans' and snotty pampered ass I have to go through an entire day without any caffeine to top up my depleted levels!..... I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!” Exploded Kagome.

“Quite.” Remarked the Taiyoukai.

“Gyahhhhhhh! You drive me at my wit's end! In fact when we're within the same breathing space, my entire existence goes hay-wire....If I EVER see you again in this lifetime it would be TOO SOON!”

Kagome turned 180 degrees rigidly then stormed off angrily back to her car, all a while muttering to herself about self indulgent pricks. Sesshoumaru watched through his rear view mirror as the irate girl reversed out of Starbucks with mild amusement.

Too bad she didn''t work for him, such entertaining display would come in handy in the office. Especially since the usually placid girl had a blazing fire-storm hidden behind those turbulent blue eyes...... 'As proud and headstrong as any demoness, with a most desirable body to match'. His bestial side purring mischievously, flashing raw and provocative images in his mind. Shaking his head he clears his thoughts of their encounter-he did not approve where his Inu side's musings were leading him.

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Drip. Drip. Drip.

'Beautiful!...Just friggin beautiful!' Huffed Kagome, as ran through the sudden down pour. Trying to shield herself from the rain, she holds her folder over her head in order to preserve what little dry patch of clothing she could salvage. Her favorite lavender blouse was now slightly damp, her tweed skirt-a soaked polka dotted mess, and her hair-do had gone askew. She sighed in relief when she entered the immense reception area. Heading straight for the front desk, she calls the attention of the youth stationed behind the granite desk.

“Pardon me, but where can I find Mr. Taishou's office?”

“Oh that's in the 88th floor Miss. I'll show you there if you like.” He offered kindly with a slight blush in his cheeks.

“Arigatou, but it's ok. Just point me to the lifts.”

The reception clerk gave her a warm smile then insisted he at least escort her toward the elevators.

“Thanks for your help I really appreciate it. This place is huge and it would be embarrassing to be late on my first day.”

“So you're gonna be working here then?”

Kagome nodded shyly.

“That's great! Maybe we could do lunch sometime. My name's Hojo by the way.” Said the autumn haired youth waving his hand, in a friendly gesture.

“I'd like that.. I don't know anyone else here...I'm Kagome, nice to meet you Hojo.” Replied Kagome as she pressed the button for the 88th floor.

“I'll be seeing you at lunch then!”

“Ah..yea..” Squeaked Kagome, suddenly feeling uncomfortable at the boy's overly amicable display. He continued waving at her until the elevator door closed between them. The soaked Kagome let out a heavy sigh. The troubles of the day just seem to keep piling. She wondered what kami her ancestors had offended in past. A sudden jolt by the lift made her unstable hair bun commit a sudden kamikaze flop sideways, seemingly on it's death throes. Rummaging through her bag she pulls out a lavender elastic band, and proceeds to bind her hair in a high pony tail.

'I really need a vacation.' She groaned rubbing her temples.

In a last ditch attempt to re-compose herself, she starts humming as she straightens out her mauve blouse and dark gray skirt. Again she glances at her watch. '7.55. Holy sh't I'm done for! Come on move!' Panicked Kagome pushing the 88 button profusely.

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Sesshoumaru scanned the sparsely decorated office of his father with narrowed eyes. He runs his claws through the silver mane that flowed down his muscled back all the way to the back of thighs. Kikyo was late. His thin lips curve upwards into a sinister looking smile. The wench was playing right into his hands. He sits down on the luxurious leather chair looking poised for anything amiss.

BANG!

Kagome bursts in bowing low repeatedly, not bothering to lift her eyes to meet the cool gaze of her new boss.

“Gomen! Gomen! I'm sorry to be this late, I had a run in with a really obnoxious jackass and his damn coffee beans from hell....” She looks up suddenly.

Kagome's jaw drop in astonishment, a pair of benevolent amber eyes seem to burn her up in a scathing gaze. Recovering quickly, she pushes out her chest defiantly and stands as straight and tall as she could muster in her 5 foot 5 inches height.

“You again!” She fumed, “now who's the stalker?” Kagome put her hands on her hips tapping one foot impatiently.

“You will not take that tone with me wench, cease your foolish prattling and explain to this Sesshoumaru the reasons for your unwanted presence.”

“Hmp! Listen here buster I don't have time arguing with you. I'm here to let Mr. Sugimi Taishou now that I'll be filling in for Kikyo, who has to take care of a very sick relative. So you can both do us a huge favor by telling me where I can find my boss.”

Sesshoumaru folded his arms in front if his chest looking intently into her azure eyes. His stoic composure breaking into a devilish grin.

“You're looking at him.”

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“Awwie, awwie....AWWWW!” Cried Kagome, straightening her protesting vertebrae. It was one thing to help another soul in need and be richly rewarded in the next life, but it was another totally different matter to be subject to the silver-haired Taiyoukai's every whim and call.

'Slave driver from hell..' Mumbled the girl to herself.

THUD.

“Kagome?” Sango's worried expression peered at her from her opened door. “What in kami's name happened? Who did this to you!” Cried Sango rushing to her side.

“The devil's advocate..also known as Sesshoumaru...”

Sango takes a good look at her friend. “You look like..”

“one f'cked up sh't.” Finished Ayame, also walking to where Kagome had slumped unceremoniously down the wall.

All three friends scurried inside.

“Sit here for the mean time Kagome.”

Kagome sat opposite Sango, reclining on a jacquard-woven floral sofa.

“Well.. we're waiting.” Retorted Ayame irritably, flopping down next to Kagome.

Sango glared at her before placing two cream rectangular boxes in front of them. Ayame and Kagome exchanged bewildered expressions.

“Just cut the theatrics and open the damn thing already! I don't have much time to explain.” Huffed Sango.

Kagome opened the box in front of her, while Ayame eyed hers conspicuously. She sniffed the air and poked the box.

“It's not gonna explode Ookami, just hurry up and try it on. We need to be in the Taishou manor in two and a half hour's time.”

The girls squealed in rapturous delight as their eyes beheld the exquisite gowns. Kagome pulled hers up inspecting it's delicate and very feminine design. It was silver body hugging tube dress with a singular spaghetti strap, that ran from the back over the shoulder and diagonally connecting to the front. It came with a gossamer thin wrap, that was sewn onto the front strap, fastened by a cleverly made silver silk rose, that glittered magnificently.

Ayame's was an emerald green strapless dress, that matched her eyes perfectly. It too was figure hugging but flared out slightly to pool at her feet.

Kagome's eyes widened a fraction. “How did you manage to buy this?”

“Yea Sango, I knew you worked as head of research operations, but I didn't know you made a shit load of money!”

“Actually it was Sugimi-sama that coughed up the money for those.” Sango sighed pensively, “Izayoi is hosting a charity dinner over at their estate. It is in our best interest to be there as soon as possible. It would provide a great opportunity to chat up the resident bachelors.”

“Don't you mean the aristocratic jackass from hell?” Grumbled Kagome.

“Had another run in with him did ya?”

“Run in? I wish! The baka is my current boss for the next two weeks!”

“That's great, you can observe him in his natural habitat and provide us with inside information!” Beamed Sango. “By the way... did you both bring the ..(wink)..(wink)...?”

“What? An friggin eyelash is stabbing your eye?” Grinned Ayame. Kagome giggled, despite her anger.

“Idiot! You know what I mean.”

“Hai, we did.” Yawned Kagome, lazily stretching her arms above her head.

“Good, then stop wasting time and get ready already, it takes an hour to get to the manor.... I'll help you activate the charms once you're all dressed.” Sango gets up then directs the girls on the bathroom to get dressed.

An hour twenty minutes later

Kagome adjusted her dress strap for the last time. She was feeling nauseous and her nerves are shot. She's never worn anything as formal as this. Sango pulls her in front of the mirror. Kagome gasps audibly, astonished at the reflection staring back at her. The marble charm Sango had called the Shikon jewel, adorned her slender neck, transforming her human appearance to that of a cobalt-blue haired Inu demoness. Her height had not changed nor did her curvecious form, and her ears were now pointed. The only drastic change appears to be in her eyes and facial structure. Her eyelashes curved into scandalous lengths. Her doe-like eyes were also rimmed with dark lines, almost as thought she had applied a heavy kohl eyeliner on them. Her lips retained their juicy pink cherry look. And she had permanent tinge of pink on her high cheekbones. But other than that, there was no horrid tails or kami forbid-horns growing on the side of her head. She sighed in relief.

“Kami in heaven I have human fingers!” Screeched Ayame in alarm.

“Baka! Didn't I say the beads will give you the form of a human?”

“Hmp.. whatever!” Snorted Ayame.

Sango wolf whistles, then laughs evilly- like the mad scientist in a cheezy 60's horror flick.

“Whoah hoooo! They won't know what hit em!” She screamed inanely.

“Do you get the feeling that we've been duped?” Ayame whispered.

“Big time.” Agreed Kagome.

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At the Taishou Manor.

“Well have you eyeballed any of the jerks yet?” Hissed Ayame.

“I think Kouga hasn't arrived yet, but I've spotted target 1.”

“Where?”

“He's over at the bar....God damn, he maybe a bastard but I can see why females turn into puddles of goo before him.... he's a bit of a loner too isn't he?” Sango remarked.

“That or everyone else he came in contact with pissed their pants and were scared sh'tless.” Retorted Ayame.

“Let's just get this over and done with..” Sighed Kagome.

“Remember Kagome, I've analyzed Sesshoumaru's character profile... you need to be submissive and obedient.” Reminded Sango. “And mind that temper of yours!”

Walking slowly towards the traditionally garbed Sesshoumaru, she approaches him cautiously, making sure to leave plenty of room should the temperamental Inu Lord decide to decapitate her head with one swing of his claws. As she stood next to him waiting at the bar counter, she thrummed her fingers on the metal railing.. Still no responses.. Damn! She had to try harder, her friends, who had strategically positioned themselves behind an overgrown bromiliad were currently making gagging and choking signs. Yea, she could almost hear their taunts now. Pouting her bubble-gum lips and glaring at them viciously she made huffing noises, while making a cutting gesture on her throat with her small claws, simultaneously tapping one of her dainty feet on the polished marble floor.

The Great Taiyoukai chuckled briefly. It was warm, rich and masculine, making her shiver involuntarily. It was totally unexpected and a far cry from rude behavior of the ice prick she had been with earlier that day.

Kagome stared at him, blinking in utter bewilderment.

“Put you up to this did they?” He asked, without looking to her.

Kagome nodded, taken aback by the teasing lilt in his tone. He put down his glass, turning to her. She swallowed nervously, feeling suddenly naked under his scrutinizing gaze.

“Follow me.”

Kagome followed behind him submissively, ignoring the alarm bells going off simultaneously in her head. She could see her friends frantically try and follow her. She shook her head at them motioning with her hands that she will be ok. They gave her a curt nod but both stayed close to the french doors that led to the manicured gardens, where the western lord was leading her.

“This Sesshoumaru has not seen you before. What is your name little one?”

'Sh't brain work... don't just go comatose on me now!' Kagome looked around her surroundings, inhaling the sweet fragrance of the various flowers planted there. “T-Takara, my Lord.” She kept her eyes down cast, as her nervousness mingled with the heady scent of the cool night air.

{:0) Takara means treasure.

“A beautiful name... it suits you.” His baritone voice sweeps across her body giving her goosebumps.

Kagome bowed slightly, unsure of how to handle his kind tone, it was making her rather uneasy. A pompous Sesshoumaru she could handle, but this Sesshoumaru she had no clue! This side of Sesshoumaru seemed sad and lonely somehow.

“Would you not be missed in the party my Lord?”

Sesshoumaru's jaw tightened as his fist clenched. The scent of his blood alerted and startled Kagome.

“Forgive me sire, I have slighted you.” She bowed lowly then gently grasped his bleeding hand with both of her claws. She pulled him to sit beside her on a stone bench by a fountain. Ripping part of her wrap she dipped it in the sparkling cool water. She kneeled in front of him as he sat unmoving on stone bench, tenderly wiping at his wounds. She was so rapt in what she was doing that she was completely unaware of the sun-kissed orbs that are warmly watching her gentle ministrations.

“You are unlike any female I have encounter thus far. There is a gentleness and kindness in you that is not present in any other. Why is that?” He queried softly.

“What females do you usually encounter?” Gulped Kagome.

“The one's more interested in my title and riches.”

Kagome's heart suddenly reached out to the imposing Taiyoukai. Was that how he truly felt? That everyone wanted to be with him just for his title and money? She bit her lower lip, maybe that's why he grew so cold, and why he viewed others with disdain. He never had anyone be with him just for the sake being his friend.

“Then you have nothing to fear from me my Lord, for I neither desire your riches or the title you carry. Merely your friendship.” She gave him a tender smile.

Sesshoumaru peered at her honest, youthful face, with it's child-like innocence. For once it seemed, he felt at peace and contented. Try as he might he can't look away from her face. Looking into her eyes as it swirled in it's azure depths, he found a kindred spirit. A heavy weight lifted from off his shoulders. This was one female he knew without reservations, he could trust.

The both of them spoke about numerous things for a while some matters unimportant other still more personal in content. All things aside though the Taiyoukai found completion and serenity in her company and he hesitatingly admitted the fact that he found her company enlightening. She was a good listener and always talked with an impartial opinion. He found her counsel to be worthy of his highest regard and grew an instantaneous respect for her person. He was also amused by the range of emotions that surged through her, as reflected on the varying expressions that flitted across her face.

“Milord!” A frog-like imp interrupts their conversation. His eyes widen to find his young master in the accompany a young Inu demoness. He bows to them respectfully. “This lowly Jaken begs for your forgiveness but your father has arrived and is requesting your presence in the dining hall.”

Sesshoumaru scowled darkly, narrowing his eyes at his shaking retainer.

“Leave.” He growled in a menacing tone, his claws already emitting the eerie green glow that signaled the use of his dokkasou. The kappa youkai took one whimpering gasp then fled the scene, scurrying as fast as he could.

“My Lord it would be selfish for me to have you here to myself all night. I beseech you to take your rightful place with your father.”

Kagome made a move to bow but a pair of stripped wrists restrained her.

“Will you still be here when I return?” He places one claw under her chin then lifts her face to meet his heated gaze.

“Um...hai, if that is what my Lord desires.”

“That is what I desire. This Sesshoumaru delights in your presence little one.” He whispered seductively in her ear, his warm breath fanning a rising heat in her body. He held her chin with one hand then with the other scooped her slender form to himself. The Inu smirked noticing the naïve blush on her cheeks. He had determined that the demoness was quite young and inexperienced with the opposite sex. Her ragged breathing and musky intoxicating scent, filling his senses. He feels his desire stir. 'It will frighten her should I pursue her this early on.' He closed his eyes fighting to quelling the urgent need to rip her clothes off and f'ck her senseless then and there. His eyes briefly tinting pink.

“Come.” He bid her authoritatively, letting shaken form go.

Kagome's steps were faltering slightly. Her last coversation with the Taiyoukai had left her legs quivering. '

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{:0) Ok that's it for now if you can please send a review! Thanks in advance...