Texan Fun in the Feudal Era

A/N: moo much?

Operation: ‘Couldn’t think of a witty title’


“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?!?!” shrieked a toddler Koenma.

The second you had disappeared from Kurama’s backyard, the fox had gone to Spirit World to inform Lord Koenma and Kuwabara.

The new Muse was pulling out his orange hair in a panic at the news.

“I haven’t even had her for a month yet!!!” Kuwabara yelled. “And I’ve already lost her?!?!”

His silver eyes flashed with worry. Kurama came up behind the tall Muse and touched his shoulder.

“I’m sure that O’Siris can take care of herself,” said the fox, not understanding the boy’s intense distress.

“Mariyn even said that she often ran from him as well,” the red head continued.

Kuwabara shook his head feverishly, “No, you don’t get it! Sy’s—”

The lovely Botan burst through the doors, “Sir! I’ve been all over the Ningenkai and I can’t find her!”

Koenma stopped his bawling and glared at the tall Muse and the red head beside him, “YOU GO FIND HER NOW! And if she destroys one thing, ONE, it’ll be on your shoulders!!!”

The two blinked and nodded, both knowing that this was going to be a difficult chase. The Ningenkai was out, as Botan had already searched it. Which meant you could only logically be in one of two places: the Makai, or the Reikai.

And Koenma would immediately have known if you had died and gone to Spirit World, so it was out.

A few minutes later and the two boys exited the portal, landing in Kurama’s living room, luckily his mother wasn’t going to be home for the week.

“We should get Hiei and Yusuke—” the pretty fox paused mid-sentence as harsh cries were heard from upstairs.

Kuwabara paled drastically, “Oh no, I think we left Hiei with Yusuke for too long.”

The two dashed upstairs, hearing thudding sounds coming from Kurama’s room. The boys braced themselves for a bloody scene as they opened the door, and indeed, the site they saw was gruesome.

“Harder Hiei!” the teen Nymph screamed.

The small demon slammed his rigid cock deeper and faster into the eager body of the Detective. With every thrust, Yusuke screamed out in pleasure, pushing his ass against the demon behind him.

Kurama and Kuwabara stared in awe and sick fascination as they watched their leader on all fours doing it ‘doggy-style’ with their other teammate.

Finally the two finished with loud cries of satisfaction.

“ON MY BED?!?!” Kurama shrieked.

Hiei sighed in content and tucked himself back in, shrugging indifferently.

Yusuke merely hummed in pleasure and shook his ass provocatively, only to have it spanked by Kuwabara.

“I know I’m your Muse now, and I’m supposed to be used to this,” Kuwabara muttered. “But that was just wrong.”


~ a few days later ~


You laughed sadistically, “Do it again!”

Kagome smiled, “SIT BOY!”

CRASH!!!

The two of you cracked up again as Inuyasha raged in his little demon-sized imprint in the ground. For the passed hour he had been getting on your last damn nerve with his constant jabs about your skin color meaning you were a demon. So finally you had gotten your revenge.

And it was extremely sweet.

Manipulating girls to like you was almost too easy. Usually you didn’t get along too well with other females, probably because you were always in the process of stealing their men.

But for the first time in a long while, you found yourself more attracted to the girls than the guys.

(you: *le gasp*)

(author: I know, chill)

Kagome just had this feeling around her that calmed you for some reason. At first it made you uneasy, you didn’t like that your emotions could be effected so simply. But you got used to it, and even started to enjoy it. You had learned that she was the reincarnation of some other…blah, blah, blah….

Okay, so apparently you had a short attention span. Who knew?

Plus you really had this thing about corrupting the innocent.

You raised your eyebrow as Inuyasha glared at you. You smiled gorgeously at him and batted your eyelashes.

“Oh Kagome,” you said sweetly. “I don’t think Fido here has learned his lesson about racism.”

Kagome grinned cheekily and said, “SIT!”

You winced at the volume of her voice as dog boy crashed even deeper into the earth.

Shippo laughed at the stunned demon, earning him a praising pat on the head from you. You were starting to want one of these necklace spell thingies for Hiei.

Inuyasha was soon saved from your wrath by Sango, Kilala, and Miroku as they returned from their scouting, saying that there was a village up ahead that they might be able to stay at.

Ten minutes later and you were gathered in a rather large dining room of a palace. Miroku convinced the Lord of the castle that a demonic spirit was in the springs surrounding the place and had volunteered to exercise the evil aura.

The tall noble of the house nodded to the monk as he began his chanting. Then the lord’s eyes fell on you.

You were leaning against the wall of the room, one arm thrown haphazardly over your head as you watched Kagome and Sango disapprove of Miroku’s scam. It kinda surprised you how used to your style of clothing they had become.

Of course Miroku seemed to like it most of all, as he kept sliding his beaded hand over the curve of your hips and rear whenever he could. He was honestly startled when he figured out that you would let him do this.

The Lord looked to be in his early thirties, but still fit enough to ride with his army if the need arose. He also looked like the type that wouldn’t easily fall for stupid gimmicks like the one Miroku was pulling.

You felt his eyes on you and knew the real reason he had allowed you and the others to stay at his castle.

Not that you minded.

You just weren’t in the mood to indulge the man.

(you: *le double gasp*)

(author: …*shrugs*)

Inuyasha and Shippo were sitting at the fire in front of you apparently waging war on all the food they could get their claws on.

Later during the night after everyone had fallen asleep, you got the restless feeling again.

It was becoming more and more familiar.

You sighed lightly and sat up from where you were curled up beside Kagome, sharing a sleeping bag. Shippo was nestled on your stomach and you smiled gently, stroking the tiny thing lovingly.

The baby fox purred and nuzzled his face against your dark skin. You stayed still for a few more minutes before lifting Shippo and laying him over Kagome’s chest. You went for the door, leaving your boots, hat, and MP3 player behind.

Ten minutes of wandering later and you were losing yourself in the echoing sounds of the wind and earth whispering to each other. It was your personal sanctuary in the woods.

You leaned your face against the rough bark of a tree and sighed as you closed your eyes. Nothing else gave you this much pleasure.

…

‘Well, almost nothing else,’ you thought as your lips kicked upwards into a grin.

You sighed again and turned your back to the tree, resting your weight against it as you trained your eyes to the ground.

“Hey,” you called. “How long are you goin’ to stalk me?”

You closed your eyes when you heard the soft sound of boots coming from behind the tree line. You had known the person was there the whole time and was tired of waiting for him to make his move.

“You knew I was following you?”

You glanced up to see one of the Lord’s guards standing in front of you. He stared at you, taking a long while to look you over. It seemed that every person here thought your skin color to be suspicious.

You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms over your chest, straitening from your stance against the tree.

“Look, what do ya want?” you snapped.

The man took a step closer and you suddenly saw that he had an empty sack in his hands.

“It’s what my master wants that concerns you,” he said wickedly.

You backed up a step, ready to beat the holy living crap outta this bitch. But you never saw the second guard behind you. All you felt was the heavy blow to your head.

You went slack and collapsed on the ground.

The world was spinning all around you, making you sick in the stomach. Your vision blurred as you fought to stay conscious. No way you were gonna let these bastards do whatever they were planning to do.

You tried to get to your feet, but you only made it to your hands and knees before you toppled over to the ground again. Even your alter egos were dizzy.

The two men closed in on you, one holding up the sack while the other reached down for you.

You clenched your eyes shut and shouted out as you swung your foot out to catch the jerk in chest. He coughed and stumbled backwards into his partner.

You shook your head to clear it and slowly got to your feet, using the tree behind you for support.

The two regrouped and came at you with their fists raised in anger. You gritted your teeth, building up the energy around you, preparing to transform.

But then a red blur sped in front of you, blocking the two men. You quickly stopped the change and blinked at the sight of Inuyasha’s back.

He huffed and crossed his arms, laying his ears flat against his skull.

“Back off!” he shouted angrily, flexing his claws.

The two men might have been okay with beating a seemingly helpless girl, but taking on Inuyasha just wasn’t in their plans.

You snorted as the two ran off, “I coulda taken them.”

Inuyasha turned and snorted right back at you, grabbing your arm and lifting it to the moonlight.

“What the fuck?” you snapped, trying in vain to get your limb back.

The half demon’s grip tightened as he growled. You sighed in frustration and leaned against the tree again, letting Inuyasha examine you.

He turned your arm this way and that, watching how the moonlight made your brown skin glow. When he was satisfied with that, you yelped in surprise when he grabbed you tighter and pulled you forward, making you stumble and put a hand to his chest to keep yourself from falling into him.

Dog boy cupped your chin and roughly turned your face upwards, watching your bright blue eyes intently.

You blinked widely, suddenly feeling flushed at his intense gaze. And…he was very hot this close up. His golden eyes glimmered brightly in the night while his long white hair flowed around his gorgeous face from the wind.

“Uh…” you said intelligently, trying to hide your blush.

Inuyasha’s ears swiveled forward and his eyes widened in surprise as he no doubt caught the scent of your rising arousal.

His lips kicked up into a knowing smirk.

You blushed and smacked his hand away, “What the hell are you doing?”

He watched you as you stepped away from him, “Checking you bitch. I heard those guards talking about kidnapping you tonight.”

You blinked.

And paused.

He did NOT just call you a bitch.

You balled your fists at your side, “Well I just can’t help if I’m a walkin’ invitation to sin.”

He snorted, “Just don’t expect me to save you next time.”

You stomped forward, “What next time?!”

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow as he looked your body over, “How can you ask that with what you’re wearing?”

You blinked, “Oh…right.”

Inuyasha continued to look you up and down, as if he were considering something. You grinned playfully and raised your arms above your head, stretching them to the sky.

The movement caused your heavy breasts to rise and push together. Dog boy’s eyes widened slightly as he took in the sight. You saw his pupils dilate and smirked in response.

He growled lowly when he realized what you were doing. Before you could move, he was pressed against you, pinning your body between his hard chest and the tree behind you.

Your heart sped up, excited by the close contact. Inuyasha’s breath came on heavier as he bent his head to your neck, taking in your alluring scent.

You hummed in pleasure as he pushed against you more firmly.

“I never did get the chance to pay you back for making that bitch sit me,” Inuyasha threatened.

You suddenly realized how much stronger he was than you when he pushed himself even harder against you, making the bark from the tree dig painfully into your back.

“Don’t make me go all ‘Crouching Tiger Hidden Negro’ on your ass!” you snapped angrily.

Inuyasha smirked and backed away, “Be careful how you play bitch.”

You balled your fists, your spine suddenly flashing a dangerous red. Dog boy immediately picked up the change in scent as you growled lowly.

He cocked his head curiously and sniffed the air. Deciding that he liked the scent, he stepped closer to you, making a throaty rumbling noise from deep in his chest. You stopped your growling and yipped in response.

Inuyasha blinked in surprise.

Your head was still pounding from the blow from behind, that plus the lack of sleep suddenly must have caught up to you.

You wavered on the spot before sliding down to the ground.

Dog boy caught you up in his arms, staring at you curiously as he curled you tightly against his chest, cradling you like a child.

“Not human…” he muttered before turning and leaping off to the others, who had been out looking for you.


A/N: review!

Fala: *basks in your adoration*

Sesshy_lil_bitch: uhh…I guess so, but only at the end really. Not much interaction.

Save a horse: …*shrugs* mood swings?