Short Drabbles of Lemony Rhymes and Stories

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Nar/Kik; Inu/Ban/Jak; Kaede/Inu

Naraku comes home to find his wife Kikyo with her suitcases packed in the living room.

"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.

"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

Naraku thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.

"Where do you think you going?" Kikyo asks.

"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!"

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Inuyasha, Bankotsu and Jakotsu decided that they should become friends. Jakotsu suggested for Spring Break they should go to a ski lodge without any women to strengthen their newly acquired male bond.

Bankotsu and Inuyasha were a little hesitant but quickly agreed both thinking 'what the worst that could happen?'

A week later they go to a ski lodge on the other side of town, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

During the day they were having a grand time with each other and ate and drank all night. When it was time for bed they said "what the hell,fuck it I'm tired."

In the middle of the night, Inuyasha who was on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

Bankotsu who was on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.

Then Jakotsu who was in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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Professor Kaede was a stern high school teacher who has taught what seemed like since the dawn of time. She had a very rambunctious 5th period English Lit class. One particular student who she couldn't wait to leave the school was none other than Inuyasha Taisho. He was the popular class clown and grated on her nerves. She tried to ignore his constant belly aching and lewd jokes. It was quite stressful. The people in the office seemed not to care because also in her 5th period class was his cronies Miroku Frey, Bankotsu Evergreen and Koga Black all on the football team and all caused her hell. She didn't understand how they each had a sweet girlfriend. She speculated that the girls must all be blackmailed.

One Thursday when Professor Kaede was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. Professor Kaede said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student you guessed it Inuyasha Taisho said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.

After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."

Kaede won that battle and felt quite pleased because she finally was on the scoreboard Inuyasha 5 to Kaede 3.

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