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InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
958
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
Inuyasha On Stage
Inuyasha on Stage
By Vyperbites
(Miroku)
“Inuyasha, all the world is a stage
And the men and women we are merely players
We all have our own exits and entrances”
(Inuyasha)
“Ya right Miroku and one man in his time plays many parts…mainly your hands on everyone’s asses.”
(Sango)
“”His acts have many ages; he is a damn infant mewling to and groping the nurse.”
(Kagome)
“Or like Inuyasha, the whining schoolboy who wants your satchel for his ramens or is in your face in the morning creeping like a lurker who wants to go to my school for some weird reason.”
(Miroku)
“Ah but then there is the lover who comes charging in like a fiery furnace with a sad song to woo his mistress to wink an eye. Eyebrow?”
(Inuyasha)
“That ain’t no way to woo a woman. You gotta be a soldier full of strange oaths and what the fuck does bearded like the pard supposed to mean? This poem is like talking to Sesshoumaru.”
(Sesshoumaru)
“Little brother you have no honor, but you are sudden and quick in quarrel although I believe you to be just seeking to gain reputation by showing off. You couldn’t handle being in the cannons mouth and you don’t know what the word justice means.”
(Inuyasha)
“I do so know what it means……Kagome give me that dictionary back!”
(Kaede)
“I come with a fair round belly, but I am not capon lined nor do I have a beard formal cut, but I do have a severe eye.”
(Mioga)
“I think that our dear friend Lord Shakespeare was talking about me my Lady. I am full of wide saws. I have seen much in my time.”
(Kagome)
“Uh…..ya saw it and ran. I am the one who knows about the modern instances.”
(Inuyasha)
“And so he plays his part….bla bla bla…..”
(Miroku)
“What is this sixth age shift? I don’t wear slippered pantaloons, but I do sometimes wear spectacles and a pouch on the side. I am also lean.”
(Kagome)
“I sometimes wear panty hose and I save them.”
(Inuyasha)
“What does that have to do with the poem?”
(Kagome)
“It says right there….’His youthful hose, well saved’.”
(Inuyasha)
“Ya his, probably Sesshoumaru’s……………….”
(Sesshoumaru while strangling Inuyasha)
“It also says world too wide as in your mouth Inuyasha, Mioga’s shrunk shank for siding with you since I will find that flea and break those legs off, and the only thing good about this poem is the big manly voice which is mine that I shall use to try to make some sense out of this drabble since Kagome needs to do her homework not have you all pick it apart.”
(Shippo)
“I have the childish treble, but no pipes. Kagome what are pipes? Are they like a whistle?”
(Sesshoumaru)
“The things that Inuyasha will no longer be able to use once I strangle him. It will be the last scene of all for you little brother.”
(Sango)
“Well that definitely will end this strange and eventful history. MIROKU!!!”
(Resounding slap)
(Sango)
“You are in your second childhood I swear! I am going to smack you into oblivion! Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans DAMN HANDS, sans EVERYTHING YOU LETCH!!!”
The End
All the World's a Stage
By William Shakespeare
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
that ends this strange eventful history,
is second childishness and mere oblivion,
sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.
By Vyperbites
(Miroku)
“Inuyasha, all the world is a stage
And the men and women we are merely players
We all have our own exits and entrances”
(Inuyasha)
“Ya right Miroku and one man in his time plays many parts…mainly your hands on everyone’s asses.”
(Sango)
“”His acts have many ages; he is a damn infant mewling to and groping the nurse.”
(Kagome)
“Or like Inuyasha, the whining schoolboy who wants your satchel for his ramens or is in your face in the morning creeping like a lurker who wants to go to my school for some weird reason.”
(Miroku)
“Ah but then there is the lover who comes charging in like a fiery furnace with a sad song to woo his mistress to wink an eye. Eyebrow?”
(Inuyasha)
“That ain’t no way to woo a woman. You gotta be a soldier full of strange oaths and what the fuck does bearded like the pard supposed to mean? This poem is like talking to Sesshoumaru.”
(Sesshoumaru)
“Little brother you have no honor, but you are sudden and quick in quarrel although I believe you to be just seeking to gain reputation by showing off. You couldn’t handle being in the cannons mouth and you don’t know what the word justice means.”
(Inuyasha)
“I do so know what it means……Kagome give me that dictionary back!”
(Kaede)
“I come with a fair round belly, but I am not capon lined nor do I have a beard formal cut, but I do have a severe eye.”
(Mioga)
“I think that our dear friend Lord Shakespeare was talking about me my Lady. I am full of wide saws. I have seen much in my time.”
(Kagome)
“Uh…..ya saw it and ran. I am the one who knows about the modern instances.”
(Inuyasha)
“And so he plays his part….bla bla bla…..”
(Miroku)
“What is this sixth age shift? I don’t wear slippered pantaloons, but I do sometimes wear spectacles and a pouch on the side. I am also lean.”
(Kagome)
“I sometimes wear panty hose and I save them.”
(Inuyasha)
“What does that have to do with the poem?”
(Kagome)
“It says right there….’His youthful hose, well saved’.”
(Inuyasha)
“Ya his, probably Sesshoumaru’s……………….”
(Sesshoumaru while strangling Inuyasha)
“It also says world too wide as in your mouth Inuyasha, Mioga’s shrunk shank for siding with you since I will find that flea and break those legs off, and the only thing good about this poem is the big manly voice which is mine that I shall use to try to make some sense out of this drabble since Kagome needs to do her homework not have you all pick it apart.”
(Shippo)
“I have the childish treble, but no pipes. Kagome what are pipes? Are they like a whistle?”
(Sesshoumaru)
“The things that Inuyasha will no longer be able to use once I strangle him. It will be the last scene of all for you little brother.”
(Sango)
“Well that definitely will end this strange and eventful history. MIROKU!!!”
(Resounding slap)
(Sango)
“You are in your second childhood I swear! I am going to smack you into oblivion! Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans DAMN HANDS, sans EVERYTHING YOU LETCH!!!”
The End
All the World's a Stage
By William Shakespeare
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
that ends this strange eventful history,
is second childishness and mere oblivion,
sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.