Inuyasha Tails
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Category:
InuYasha Crossovers › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
4,215
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Once upon a time there was a story and it had a bunch of swear words in it. It maybe even had some sex, but maybe not. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride. I do not own Inuyasha. I also don't make money at all writing crap. I sp
Bread Crumbs Are For Dummies
Miroku and Sango were walking through the forest. Kaede kicked them out of her hut for making out in there giving them a loaf of bread.......no make that golf balls. We don't know why she gave them golf balls, but we are going to go with this.
Anyway they were putting along the train when they realized they lost most of their balls in the forest. If Miroku had not been so aggressive with his stick......I mean the putter they would not have flown so far away.
"Miroku I told you to be more careful with your balls! Damnit now we lost all of them!"
Sango grumbled as they started looking everywhere for Miroku's balls. They were having a hard time finding them in the dark. Then suddenly Miroku saw one of them in the darkness. Sango picked it up.
"No wonder we could not find your balls. They are so small and it is so dark out here."
They walked over some leaves and found another one.
"Well Miroku at least you have two now that is better then one. Now we can play with them. You still have your stick right?"
Miroku realized they dropped his stick and would have to go back for it. It was a good thing it was bigger then his balls or they would never find it out here.
Walking back a ways Miroku found his stick and stroked it to make sure it was still working right. It hit his balls just fine. Then Sango tried it. They were having a great time until they came upon an old brick house. There sat an old man wearing striped green pajamas.
"Hey I see ya got a stick there. It is pretty nice."
The old man said.
"Yes and it is much bigger then my balls see."
The old man looked at the balls caressing them and then took a hold of the stick.
"Yes your balls sure are small so it would not be hard to lose them out here if you are not more careful with them. Can I play with your stick?"
Sango grasped the stick from the old man.
"No Miroku's stick belongs to me."
Miroku sighed and took his two balls back from the old man.
"See Sango I told you if you played with my balls out here they would get lost. Now I have to put them away."
The old man looked at Sango and smiled.
"So my dear you like sticks huh? I have a nice long one here for you if you want and these balls are much bigger."
Sango looked at the old man's balls and the stick.
"You are right they are huge. How do you carry all this around with you?"
The old man sighed at the silly question.
"I drag my stick; the balls just kind of hang there. See? That way I don't lose them."
Miroku looked shocked and smiled.
"Hey that is a great idea. I will have to try that. Hey Sango I am going to hang my balls just like his then I won't lose them again."
Sango watched Miroku to make sure he did it right and then compared the two.
"Miroku one of your balls is crooked."
Miroku adjusted himself.
"Is that better Sango?"
Sango smiled.
"Yes now they are even. I just hope you don't lose them again. I don't want to be searching all over the forest for your balls again Miroku."
At that the two went back to Kaede's and Miroku was slapped for letting his forearm get in the way of Sango's ass.
The Moral of this Story..........don't lose your balls. Ok fine......The bigger they are the harder they are to lose. Don't search for small balls in dark woods?
The End............well until I think up another...................
By,
M. E. Jones, aka Vyper
Anyway they were putting along the train when they realized they lost most of their balls in the forest. If Miroku had not been so aggressive with his stick......I mean the putter they would not have flown so far away.
"Miroku I told you to be more careful with your balls! Damnit now we lost all of them!"
Sango grumbled as they started looking everywhere for Miroku's balls. They were having a hard time finding them in the dark. Then suddenly Miroku saw one of them in the darkness. Sango picked it up.
"No wonder we could not find your balls. They are so small and it is so dark out here."
They walked over some leaves and found another one.
"Well Miroku at least you have two now that is better then one. Now we can play with them. You still have your stick right?"
Miroku realized they dropped his stick and would have to go back for it. It was a good thing it was bigger then his balls or they would never find it out here.
Walking back a ways Miroku found his stick and stroked it to make sure it was still working right. It hit his balls just fine. Then Sango tried it. They were having a great time until they came upon an old brick house. There sat an old man wearing striped green pajamas.
"Hey I see ya got a stick there. It is pretty nice."
The old man said.
"Yes and it is much bigger then my balls see."
The old man looked at the balls caressing them and then took a hold of the stick.
"Yes your balls sure are small so it would not be hard to lose them out here if you are not more careful with them. Can I play with your stick?"
Sango grasped the stick from the old man.
"No Miroku's stick belongs to me."
Miroku sighed and took his two balls back from the old man.
"See Sango I told you if you played with my balls out here they would get lost. Now I have to put them away."
The old man looked at Sango and smiled.
"So my dear you like sticks huh? I have a nice long one here for you if you want and these balls are much bigger."
Sango looked at the old man's balls and the stick.
"You are right they are huge. How do you carry all this around with you?"
The old man sighed at the silly question.
"I drag my stick; the balls just kind of hang there. See? That way I don't lose them."
Miroku looked shocked and smiled.
"Hey that is a great idea. I will have to try that. Hey Sango I am going to hang my balls just like his then I won't lose them again."
Sango watched Miroku to make sure he did it right and then compared the two.
"Miroku one of your balls is crooked."
Miroku adjusted himself.
"Is that better Sango?"
Sango smiled.
"Yes now they are even. I just hope you don't lose them again. I don't want to be searching all over the forest for your balls again Miroku."
At that the two went back to Kaede's and Miroku was slapped for letting his forearm get in the way of Sango's ass.
The Moral of this Story..........don't lose your balls. Ok fine......The bigger they are the harder they are to lose. Don't search for small balls in dark woods?
The End............well until I think up another...................
By,
M. E. Jones, aka Vyper