April Fool for the fools

Chapter 3:



"Mmmmmm.........." sighed Kagome as she felt the warm lips being pushed against her own, in the sweet embrace of her beloved Inuyasha, his hand running over her stomach and headed even lower. Kagome gasped softly...



Then she opened her eyes. Staring back into her pupils were the features of Totosai's cow, the ox's lips being pressed onto her own.



Kagome's eyes widened noticeably, before she broke contact and leaned over the cot in order to puke her brains out. While she was doing so she could discern the laughter of Sango somewhere back in the hutt.



"April Fool's, Kagome....." Sango managed to ground out between her gales of laughter. Kagome's normally docile eyes flashed as her cheeks flushed a bright tint of red.



"Sango...." said Kagome softly, before she rolled back onto the cot and pretended to pass out. Suddenly worried that maybe she had gone a tad too far, Sango hurried over to where Kagome lay on the matting.



"Kagome, are you all right..." Sango began to ask before Kagome's right arm reached up with sudden speed and snatched the back of Sango's head. Pulling downwards while Kagome sat up, she quickly captured Sango's lips within a kiss of her own. Sango fought for a moment, then relaxed into the embrace, which suprised the hell out of Kagome.



After another minute or so, they broke contact and gasped for air. Sango looked at Kagome with confusion evident on her features. Kagome just smiled a wicked smile in return.



"Moo." exclaimed Kagome as she smacked her lips. Sango's skin quickly turned to a fish belly pale color as she realised that the cow's spittle that was left on Kagome's lips had been transferred to her own. With a cry that was part disgusted, part grossed out, the demon slayer turned about and ran out of the hutt, heading to the nearest hot spring to dunk her head into.



"I finished crafting your new hidden blade Sango...Sango?" asked Totosai as he entered into the hutt. He only saw Kagome sitting up in bed and his cow sitting inside of the small building.



"She'll be back soon. If she wonders where I went, tell her I went out into Inuyasha forest for a little stroll." said Kagome as she got out of bed and proceeded into the clearing that lead to the forest. Yawning, she stretched, then gasped when several of her back muscles cracked and fell back into place. Feeling much better she went on her way.



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"Ugh....Damn that Kagome...." Sango muttered as she continued to wash water on her face. So busy with her task that she didn't notice the figure sneaking up behind her until his hand began rubbing her dexterior with great care.



"Happy April Foo...." began Miroku, before he was swiftly punched in his groin. Gasping, the monk feel to his knees in agony.



"Day." finished Sango as she got up and proceeded back towards the village.



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"Ahhh, there you are." said Kagome as she found Inuyasha sitting up in a tree. "Come down here, we need to talk."



The hanyou left his perch and came down to the forest floor, landing with the grace of a cat, before straightening up and coming over to stand in front of her.



"Uhh...Kagome, listen, I'm sorry for what I did earlier. Are you ok now?" asked Inuyasha as he looked her over. He couldn't detect any outstanding emotions, and was worried about what she was feeling right now.



"Where are the sutra beads?" asked Kagome, ignoring his question for the moment.



"Gone. Those things will never bother us again, Kagome." replied Inuyasha, looking into her eyes with a longing passion.



Suddenly, Kagome lashed out with her hand, and slapped him across the face. Inuyasha, too stunned to say anything, just stared at her dumbly.



"So you got rid of the beads, huh?" Kagome huffed. "Well, I guess I'll have to find another means of controlling you. You forget, I'm the alpha of this pact, hanyou."



Inuyasha stared for a moment longer, before anger blazed over his features in response. Kagome took a half a step back, immediatly regretting her poor choice of words and feeling guilty too. A moment later, she suddenly found herself pinned to a tree, with one of Inuyasha's hands on her chest.



"Oh really, you think so, Kagome?" Inuyasha taunted while holding her in place. Both of Kagome's hands came up, and rested on his chest, feeling over his muscles in the area. He mistook her actions for lust. When she found his nipples, she latched on and gave both of them a huge squeeze.



Inuyasha yelped in pain and jumped back a few paces, before coming to stand before her again.



"Yes, I think so. What are you going to do about it?" she defiantly asked him in response.



"Keh. Two can play at that game." replied Inuyasha. Kagome started to shield her breasts, but he was far quicker than she was. She let out a gasp that was part pain, part pleasure as he latched on and gently twisted her nipples in retaliation.



A moment later, her scream echoed through out the forest.



"Ow...." muttered the hanyou as he backed away, covering his ears.



"You damn hentai!" Kagome was beet red now as she closed the distance between herself and Inuyasha. With his ears being covered by his hands, his groin was wide open as her knee came into contact with it. The half demon dropped to the forest floor, rolling around in agony.



"Awww....ow....awww" exclaimed Inuyasha as he continued rolling around on the floor. His next roll brought him next to her feet, and Kagome started to step away when one of his hands shot out and grabbed her leg, pulling her off her feet and onto the floor.



And with a sudden speed that suggested he wasn't having nearly as much pain as he sounded like he was having, he was on top of her, his arms wrapped around her thighs, his head resting on her lap.



"Ha. You, Kagome, are now mine." said Inuyasha as his head started in under her short skirt. Kagome tried to wiggle away, but with his tight grip around her thighs, could not move a muscle.



Fortunatly she had an ace in the hole. Laying back on the ground, she began to cry softly, and added in a few sobs for good measure.



The hanyou immediatly stopped. But instead of getting off her, he worked his way up until his head was right next to hers. Suprising the hell out of him, Kagome captured his lips in a passionate kiss. He immediatly returned it, her lips remaining locked for several moments, before they both broke for air.



"Inuyasha...my bag...." breathed Kagome in between inhales of fresh air. The hanyou diverted his attention to where her sack was lying up against a nearby tree. Not really remembering it being there earlier, he none the less got up off her and walked over to it, picking it up in both hands.



The bag promptly turned into a stone statue with a sutra seal on it, trapping both of his hands to the ground. Stepping out from around the tree, Shippou let out a big grin and starting laughing at him.



"Ok Shippou you've done your part. Hurry on back to the village. The ninja treats are in the lower pouch." said Kagome, giving the little fox demon a pat on the head. The little kitsune hurried off, leaving her and Inuyasha alone, with the latter's hands pinned to the ground.



"What....what are you going to do to me?" he asked, his voice actually carrying a slight tint of fear.



Instead of answering with words, Kagome began humming as she sauntered over to him, and began to unfasten the firerat robe from around him....