Inuyasha Fanfic Theater 3000(MSTing of IY Fanfics)

Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000!
By: Ayako
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the Fics which are being MSTed.

Author's Notes: Welcome to the Second Chapter of Inuyasha Fanfiction Theater 3000! Someone mentioned that it's rude to MST fics without permmision. Okay...

"Hello, Author of (name a shitty IY Fic) May, I please take you're crappy story, and bash the hell out of it!" You're suppose to ask permission, if you're gonna put their fic on you're website. The only way possibly way I could be sued for stealing, would be is, if I said they were mine. (Which I'm not, and I'm thankful for that.) I inculde the author's name and their disclaimer, along with mine. And if you think still it's rude to MST fics, then don't even bother reading them.

I went through ALL Inuyasha characters as possible MSTers, but I was already pushing it with being OOC that Inu and Kouga, are up to date to make Pop culture, refrences. Even though, I kinda always thought it was egotistical, when an author made themselves a character in their own fic. I did it simply so there would be no futhur OOCness or explainations.

I also know that I started off, kinda slow thats just to work things up, this one will have more cracks and jokes about the story itself, as will future chapters of IYFFT3000. "The Light of Heaven" was actually going to be a later on chapter, but because it was so slow and short, I made it first. Hopefully you think it gets better as it gose on.

Thank you so much to eveyone else who reviewed me!

Why I picked this Fic: Ugh! Just reading the title of the story, you know it's going to be something stupid. It's horrible use of grammer, boring and moronic plot and not to mention the extreme OOC, is just an excuse for the author to give Inu/Kag some fluff time, which is so sickingly sweet, that even for the biggest Inu/Kag fan it's enough to make you wanna vomit in you're lap as you're reading it.

Lucky for us the story has no ending, the author has yet to write the finishing chapters to this story. Maybe she's listened to logic and stopped herself or maybe thinking of new horrible ideas. Well, weather she will finish it or not I can't say. But if she dose it will be added along with new MSTing.

Whew! That's it....Later!

(Inuyasha,Kouga, & Ayako enter the theater/torture chamber and take there seats. Inuyasha:Left Ayako:Middle Kouga:Right)

Ayako: *sign* Dr. Allexia says since we said the last fic wasn't that bad she sending us one thats really bad.....

Inuyasha: Hello! Sesshoumaru KISSED me in the last fic, nothing can be fucking worse then that! Well...except Kouga naked....

Kouga: Fuck you dog turd, I have a great body and everyone knows it!

Ayako: Can we just get on with the damn fic or are you two gonna fight every opening!?

Inuyasha & Kouga: *grumble and mutter*

Ayako: *rolls eyes*


~KAGOME DRINKING BLOOD!!!!
By: Inuyasha_for_ever
Note: back off I know I do not own Inuyasha or anything.
~Chapter 1~

"Bye mom I have to go before Inuyasha drags me back" said Kagome. She was at her house for the night to take a break from shard hunting. Of course Inuyasha put up an argument, but when Kagome told him that she will bring extra Ramen, he let her go.
"Oh Kagome wait, I have Strawberry Gatorade for you" called Ms. Higurashi.~


Kouga: Every mother knows a healthy diet consist of water, with artifacial fruit flavorings.
Ayako: Gatorade...Is it in you?
Inuyasha: ....
Ayako: Sorry. I couldn't resist


~Kagome took the drink and was off to the well. Her mother had taken the rapper off the Gatorade, so it was a bottle of red liquid. Kagome was at the lip of the well and jumped into the familiar darkness of it.~


Inuyasha: *sarcastic* Ahahaha...She took the wrapper off and like an idiot I'm gonna think it's blood and freak out...Feh, thats pure comedy alright....
Kouga: Why would she take the wrapper off in the first place?
Ayako: All wrappers must be taken off all food and beverdge products so Higurashi san, can sleep at night. It's her little Obssesive Complusive Disorder she has.


~"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, SHE WENT HOME TO GO TAKE A REST AND BRING RAMEN" Inuyasha yelled to his companions. Ever since Kagome had gone, everyone thought they had another fight ending with Inuyasha being sat and Kagome going home.
"HOW DO I KNOW YOU AREN'T LIEING, INUYASHA?" Shippo hollered.
"WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER WHEN SHE GETS HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING BRAT" Inuyasha yelled to his kitsune travel buddy.~


Ayako: *Shippou* and when she gets here she's gonna give you such a spanking!


~"Fine jerk!" said Shippo as he got a rock and hit Inuyasha on the head.
"YOU LITTLE BASTARD I AM GOING TO KILL YOU" screamed an enraged hanyou. "AHHHH!!!"~

Ayako: THIS AUTHOR SURE LIKES THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON!!
Inuyasha: WHO WOULDN'T? IT'S AN EXPRESSION OF EXTREME ANGER AND LOUDNESS!!
Kouga: It's much easier to just add a exclamation point at the end of the sentance and say words like 'yelled' and 'hollered'.
Inuyasha & Ayako: You're no fun....


~While Shippo and Inuyasha ran in circles, Miroku, Sango, and Kirara watched in amusement until Inuyasha stopped and sniffed the air. "She's back," said Inuyasha. "I am going to go get her you guys stay here" Inuyasha called running from their campsite to the clearing of the bone eaters well. He stops and sees that Kagome is out of the well so, he decided to watch what she does.~


Ayako: *Inuyasha* I think it's so hot the way she climbs outta that well! God, it turns me on!


~"It feels so good to be back here" said Kagome in a happy way. `So she likes it here better' Inuyasha thought merrily. "I wonder if Inuyasha has picked up my scent yet… what am I saying of course he has, he is probably already coming" (A/N: you know who says what or thinks what, if not u don't know Inuyasha, I am lazy and I do not want to write he said she said)~


All: WHAT!?
Kouga: Is this author trying to make this more moronic then it is!?


~`Of course I got your scent'. Inuyasha crept up behind her and said "Kagome". "AHHHH, Inuyasha don't do that." Inuyasha starts rolling around laughing "I couldn't help it you looked so funny". `Time for payback'. "Hey Inuyasha, I am pregnant". That stopped him from laughing. "Y…your…p-p-pregnant!! B-but"~


Ayako: *Inuyasha* I could have sworn I pulled out, before I finished!
Kouga: *disgusted* Aww! Come on, I insulted him about being gay with Sesshoumaru but I didn't get THAT graphic *shudders*
Inuyasha: I hate you both....


~Now it was Kagome's turn to laugh. She laughed so hard she fell forward on Inuyasha. "I was only hahaha kidding haha you should have seen your hahahaha face". Inuyasha blushed a little and joined her in laughing. When they stopped their laughter they noticed that they were laying on each other. They blushed redder than tomatos and got off of one another and headed for the campsite.~


Ayako: Since when is teen pregnancy something to laugh and joke about?
Inuyasha: Since this author's 13 year old sister suffered through it....writting awful fics with a bad sense of humor must have been the only way through such hard times...


~When Inuyasha and Kagome arrived at camp they noticed that Sango looked irritated and Miroku had a hand print on his face. "KAGOME!!!!" squeled an excited Shippo launching to Kagome for a hug. "Lady Kagome nice to see you again" "Hey Kagome" came Miroku and Sango's voices. "Hi guys" Kagome noticed then that she was thirsty. She set down her pack and took out the uncovered Gatorade. When everyone saw the blood colored liqued they thought that Kagome was going to try a spell that required blood or something like that.


Inuyasha: Why the hell would a miko perform a spell that inculdes blood!? She's a fucking miko! They work with fucking plants and herbs! Not black witchcraft! Thats going into a completely different subject of magick and purifaction! And my keen sense of smell would have smelt the fucking strawberries and figured out already that it's not fucking blood in the first place and stopped her from drinking it!!!


~They all watched in interest as she took off the lid. They all were shocked to see her bring the blood to her lips and begin drinking it. "KAGOME" they all screamed causing her to choke on the Gatorade. "What? Whats wrong? Why are you guys looking at me like that?". "YOU WERE DRINKING BLOOD!!!" her companions yelled in unison. "NANI? NO I WASN'T, THIS IS GATORADE A RED DRINK ITS NOT BLOOD!!"~


Ayako: Ok...she keeps switching form "Nani" to "What" I fucking hate it when people do this! They add only a little bit of Japanese to there fics, no one gives a fuck if you only know 3 fucking words like "Baka" or "Kawaii" or "Kuso" in japanese! It dosen't make you smart or cool, it makes you stupid wannabe japanese fan loser! Don't write fics with just a few japanese words, if you really know it then write the whole damn fanfic in japanese! It's people like you, that make it seem all right for other people to be idoits!!


~"Ga-tor-ade" said in a still-in-shock voice. "What animal does this Gatorade blood belong too" Sango wondered out loud. At hearing Sango's little thought the all turned to Kagome for an answer, whom was rinsing her mouth at a nearby river at the thought of drinking blood. "I told you," said Kagome calmly. "ITS NOT BLOOD!!!" She screeched~


Ayako: Look out! She's turning into the hulk! GRR! Me Kagome! Me smash!! ROAR!!! Heh heh heh.....
Inuyasha: It's just the stupidity getting to her, and I think it's getting to me too....
Kouga: After, the rants you two sharded with me, I wouldn't be surprised


~"Sorry Kagome but it is." Inuyasha said to the wide-eyed girl. "Inuyasha is right Kagome it smells like blood" "Plus that has the stench of human blood" Inuyasha added. Kirara mewed in agreement.
All the non-demons in the group dropped their jaws. "H-h-human" squeaked a terrified Sango. "Lady Kagome, I-I did not know you drank b-b-b-blood" stuttered Miroku. "I..I. d-drank h-human b-b-blood"~


Inuyasha: Y.y-yes, I-i-if I s-say so, t-then y-you d-d-did!


~After she said this she did something nobody has ever seen her do, she fainted from fright. The Inuyasha group could not believe that Kagome fainted out of fear, she didn't faint when facing Naraku, or Sesshomaru, or even when Inuyasha became a full demon. They laid her down on her sleeping bag still a bit shaken.3 hours later Kagome woke up.~


Kouga: *Kagome* I had the most weirdiest dream...and you were there, and you were, and you, and Toto too!


~She jolted into a sitting position when she remembered why she fell unconscious in the first place. Everyone jumped at the action, even Inuyasha. "I can't believe I drank…. but my mom always gives me Gatorade…so does that mean that she has been giving me blood this whole time." "WHAT!?" everyone minus Kagome yelled. "YOUR MOTHER GAVE YOU BLOOD!?" said a very shocked Inuyasha.~


Kouga: Oh come on! Dose the author really think that no one, would know the taste difference between blood and fucking Strawberries!
Inuyasha: I say we go to the author's house, pour gatorade on each other then lay on the ground. Then she'll come out and think were dead! HAHA! That'd be hilarous!
Ayako: I bet the author doesn't drink milk cause she probably thinks it's...heh, you know what I mean...
Inuyasha & Kouga: Oh, come on! That's gross!!


~He has meet Ms. Higurashi, and she was really nice. Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kirara all gasp. "Ok Inuyasha can you please take me home, I need to have a word with my mom" Even though Kagome was going crazy on the inside, she was trying to be calm. Trying.~


Inuyasha: "Inuyasha has met Ms. Higurashi!"? Feh, This dumbass can't even get her own langauge right, now she's trying chew and spit out the japanese one.


~Inuyasha nodded and motioned for her to get on his back. Before she got on him she turned to her friends and said "Don't worry guys, I am sure she made a mistake, I hope" she whispered the last part so softly that only Inuyasha heard it. `I wonder why your mom would give you blood' Inuyasha thought to himself.~


Inuyasha: Good fucking question....
Kouga: Why take the wrapper off though? If she wanted to fool Kagome into drinking blood wouldn't make just a little more sense to leave the fucking wrapper on insted of taking it off.....
Ayako: Blame it all on the Obssesive Complusive Disorder.....


~Once they arrived at Kagome's time, they headed straight to the shrine. Kagome reached out a shacking hand and held the knob. Inuyasha saw her hesitation and tried to comfort her by putting his arms around her shoulders and whispering soothing things in her ear.~


Inuyasha: *Inuyasha* Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean...
Kouga & Ayako: That was........creepy........


~She instantly calmed down and thanked him for his comfort. She took a deep breath walked in and called "Hello, mom are you here?". "Yes dear I am". Ms. Higurashi stepped into the living room and noticed her daughters dog-eared friend. "Oh hello Inuyasha, what are you doing here."~


Ayako: *Inuyasha* I'm here to eat all your ramen, and piss off your cat! Why the hell else, do you think I'd come here?!


~Kagome just stared at her mother. Ms. Higurashi gasped. "Oh, Kagome you find out didn't you" "So its true!!! Why would you give me blood to drink" said Kagome a little confused by her mother's actions. "Kagome, its time I told you that your father is…was a vampire".~


All: DUN DUN DUNNN!


~"W-w-what!?" Kagome's face drained of color while she said this. "But h-how can s-she be a v-v-vampire, I would of smelt it" came the voice of a flabbergasted Inuyasha. "Ah, you would of smelt it if not for the fact that her father put a spell on her to make her seem and smell human to all beings" said a disturbingly cheery Ms. Higurashi. "Mom! How can you be so happy? How can I be part vampire? Why is the sky blue?" said Kagome in a cracking voice.~


All: Huh?
Kouga: Where the fuck did that last question just come from?
Ayako: I think that was the author attemping to provide comic relief to the situation
Inuyasha: The REAL question here, is HOW Kagome's mom got the human blood?
Ayako: Seems, Higurashi San has a secert night job.....


~"Kagome relax before you lose it, shh shh its ok I am here for you" Inuyasha said in such a soothing manner that Kagome almost fell asleep in the embrace he now held her in.
"Mom, how come you didn't tell me I was a vampire?"~


Ayako: *Higurashi San* Well, I was gonna tell you yesterday, but my favorite episode of "Days of Our Lives" came on.
Inuyasha: "Inuyasha said in such a soothing manner!"!? Why do some these fanfic authors turn me into some sensitive pussy!? *yells to Kouga* And don't anserw that!
Kouga: *denfensivly* I wasn't!


~"I was just doing what I promised your father I would do, he told me to let you find out about it on your own honey" "Umm Ms. Higurashi, what did you mean earlier by a spell" asked Inuyasha in a very polite-like way. "Oh thanks for reminding me Inuyasha!~


Kouga: *Higurashi San* You get a cookie!


~"Kagome your fathers cousin, Ivy, knows how to get rid of the spell so you can look like your true self if you want to know your true self" "Of course I want to know my true self! Promise or no promise how could you do this to me? I have been living a lie!" screamed an agitated Kagome. "Oh Kagome I am so sorry, please don't be angry with me" said Ms. Higurashi in a voice that can even make Inuyasha cry. When a Higurashi says they are sorry they mean it."Its ok mom but don't do this to me again"~


Ayako: *Kagome* Because if you do, I'll run away!......No, I mean it this time, I will!


~"Well Ms. Higurashi, where can we find this Ivy so that Kagome can get her other half back" said Inu. "Inuyasha, you don't mind that I am not a full human?" Inuyasha let out a chuckle "What is so funny?" said Kagome in a hurt voice "Kagome do you care that I am not fully human?" "Of course not! I like you the way you are and I wouldn't change you for the world Inuyasha" Kagome ran to him and gave him a hug that showed her words were true. Inuyasha was in shock.~


Kouga: *Inuyasha* Ack! Stop! That's where I had my heart surgery!


~He only expected Kagome to say no and instead got all that. `Kagome, you really feel that way? If only I could tell you that I love you so that I can be with you always and not just until the jewel shard quest is over' after that sad little thought passed he returned her hug and said "You don't care that I am a half breed and I don't care that you're a half breed"~


All: Awwww!
Kouga: Ugh...That was so sweet I think I got a cavity.....


~"Aww how cute, so when do I get to be a grandma" "MAMMA!!! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!!" said a red faced Kagome. Inuyasha with a face that matched Kagome's just stared in amazement.~


Kouga: *Inuyasha* HA! My face can go redder, then hers!


~"Oh hush, now in order to find Ivy you must go to the Poison Berry forest, she is a weather which with long vibrant green hair and deep sea blue eyes"~


Inuyasha: *Higurashi San* While your there get some poison berries and bring em' home, and I'll make a pie!
Ayako: *snort* Poison Berry Forest, sounds like something from fucking the Candyland Board Game...
Kouga: I can feel my brain throbbing from the stupidity....


~"Weather witch? My God mom how many different blood type do we have in this family?" "My guess is about 38 or so" "WHAT!?!" screamed Kagome and Inuyasha in unison" "38!!!!!" shouted Inuyasha.~


Kouga: 80!!
Inuyasha: 50!!
Ayako: 25!!
Kouga: Wait...Why are we screaming random numbers?
Inuyasha & Ayako: I dunno....

~Kagome just stands there with her mouth wide open in complete shock and surprise. "Umm yes is there something wrong with that?" Mrs. Higurashi said with confusion. "Oh nothing mom, I just find out I am half vampire and to top it off I am related to 38 or MORE other different blood lines, nothings wrong" Said Kagome in a sarcastic tone.~


Ayako: She better watch her mouth, because one day, she's gonna wanna come back to "Da hood" and they won't have her.


~"Watch your tone with me young lady, I brought you into this world and I demand some respect!" Mrs. Higurashi said with the slight sound of agitation in her voice. "Sorry mama, its just so frustrating for me ok! Would you be happy in this situation!?" Kagome shouted in question. "To be honest I would be very upset, but I can at least try to hold my anger in" yelled a slowly calming Mrs. Higurashi. "Well I am trying so can you tell us where this Poison Berry Forest is, because I have never heard of it?" questioned Kagome. "How silly of me to forget, you just go to the forest next to your school and before you ask only creatures that live a long life have a name for it" said a now happy Higurashi parent.~


Inuyasha: What!? How the hell can she have never heard of the forest, if it was right next to he school!
Kouga: The author must have shitty preceptive, along with her spelling and grammer skills....


~"Ok thanks mom, lets go Inuyasha" "Lead the way, I do not know where this sc-ool is". Kagome walks up to the shrine door with Inuyasha right behind when she just realized what her mom had said. She stop in her tracks causing Inuyasha to bump right into her.
"Kagome, are you ok? What's wrong?" said a curious and concered Inuyasha.
She slowly turns around and asked her mother "What did you mean by creatures that live a long life?" asked Kagome.~


Ayako: Exactly what it says it means, dumbass!
Kouga: Shitty preceptive....*shakes his head* shitty preceptive.....


~"Well dear, vampires are immortal and since you are only half vampire you just live for about 5 hundred years". Kagome just stands their with her mouth hanging wide open. Inuyasha, on the other hand, is very happy. `If she lives for 5 hundred years like me, then I can be with her longer!!!! Hey where did that come from?' thought a slightly blushing Inuyasha.~


Kouga: *Inuyasha* Damnit! I knew I shouldn't have stop taking my anti-schitzofranic medicine!
Inuyasha: If vampires are immortal where the hell is Kagome's father?
Ayako: He went to this really nice fancy resturaunt, unfortunetly he ordered a steak.
Inuyasha & Kouga: Lame ass......


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


All: WHAT!?

Inuyasha: You mean it's over?! Our prayers have actually been anserwed!?

(Dr. Allexia pops up on screen)

Dr. Allexia: Well you see here, this never really had an ending, becasue the author didn't finish the story.

Ayako: Wow, did she take her own life, cause she realized how crappy her fic was?

Dr. Allexia: *shurgs* Probably...Who knows.....

Inuyasha: Aww man, there gose our gatorade prank....

Kouga: If it's not finished, why the hell did you send it to us?

Dr. Allexia: Because it was so bad, I sent it anyway. Remember I'm here to make you guys go insane, so I can rule the world. But if the fic ever is finished, I will indeed send the ending to you!

All: *sarcastic* Goody....


Dr. Allexia: Now hurry and leave the theaters, darlings. I want you in tip top shape for the Aligator/Polar Bear chase.

All: *groan*

Inuyasha: We should have known things can never go too smoothly for us...

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