The Black Stone
Small Author Interuptions
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The
Black Stone
DISCLAIMER: “No…Nonononono! You can’t make me say it,
nooooo!!” *sees lawyers waving baby pictures. “Fine! I give! I don’t own Inuyasha!
Happy?”
Small Author Interruptions
Louis’ POV
Savannah: Ignoring everyone staring intently at
screen.
Me (Louis): Ok. I’m gonna hunt this fucker with the
black stone thingy down.”
Jaken runs in and falls on his face yet again.
Me (Louis): *kicks Jaken into nearby wall. Jaken does
interesting bounce. *Smiles
Jaken: “I’m telling m’lord!”
Me (Louis): Doesn’t try to chase him as he skips out
of the room. *Stands there getting psyched. Punches the air a few times. “I’m
gonna get this guy for what he did to Rin.”
Ass of the Western Lands: Flies into the room bent on
destroying me. I duck sending him crashing into the wall Jaken just
occupied.
Sesshomaru and I: Circle each other.
Sesshomaru: “I will kill that bastard hoshi
for fucking with MY Rin! ME not YOU! I am her protector!”
Me (Louis): “Feeling a little domineering and possessive
today are we?”
Rin: walks into the room and hides in corner to watch
the fight.
Sesshomaru and I: Don’t notice Rin.
Sesshomaru: *swipes at me with poisonous claws.
Me (Louis): *duck and kick him in the nuts. “You
might be Lord of the Western Lands and a badass hottie in Savannah’s stories,
but welcome to my world.”
Me (Louis): *knees mister big in the face.
Rin: *sobs quietly
Sesshomaru: *gets up and I try to hit him
again in the face. But he grabs me and throws me THROUGH Savannah’s
basement wall nearly missing Rin. Concrete hurts like hell.
Savannah: “Damn it you two! Now I have to replace something
else!”
Rin: “STOP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!” *sniff
the time!”
Sesshomaru and I run over to her side and simultaneously
hug her glaring over the top of her head at the other.
Sesshomaru and I: “We’re sorry, we’re sorry!”
Me: *holds side that is bleeding.
Sesshomaru: *holds nuts that unfortunately for him
have not finished healing.
Rin: “Rin doesn’t like it when her friends fight.”
*begins to clean our wounds.
Sesshomaru and I shake hands.
Savannah: “It’s a fucking miracle!”
Later that night…
We decide to go out to hunt this dude together and slowly
torture him to death. We leave Savannah’s house quickly and head to a
park that her characters are known to frequent. On the way we stop at my house
and I run in and grab a bottle of everclear and a lead pipe. *Hehe this is
going to be fun.
Sesshomaru: “What is that long hard thing?” *think
nasty thoughts hehe.
Me (Louis): “To beat the hell out of that
son-of-a-bitch.” *swings a couple of times
Sesshomaru: “Puny human.”
Me (Louis): “Don’t make me try this out on you first
fucker.”
Sesshomaru: “Alright calm down.”
Me (Louis): “Here try this everclear.”
Sesshomaru: “Sure.” *chugs half the bottle…COUGH...COUGH!
“Damn that’s strong. Anyway let’s go.”
Four hours and three bottles of everclear later…
lungs stumble back into Savannah’s house and fall down her stairs laughing.
Savannah: “Shut the fuck up you two my parents are
sleeping!”
Sesshomaru>: “>: “Lighten up.”
Savannah: “Oh no…Louis what did you do to him?”
Me (Louis): “Hehe…” *pukes all over the floor
Sesshomaru: *faints asleep snoring loudly.
Me (Louis): *blacks out on top of him.
Savannah: “Ugh men…on second thought…hey Rin grab my
camera!” *snaps pictures of us holding each other in our sleep. “Revenge is
sweet.”
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