Cats and Dogs
Get Low!
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Cats and Dogs
Get Low!
A/N: aaaaha!
don't you all love me! i am working on this on my dad's laptop in a cramped
hotel in panama city! you AAAAALLLLLLL owe me! anyhoo...this chapter is just
going to be a funny filler chapter because i wana have some fun with it. i
really dont know how much farther i can go with this story so if you guys have
some suggestions lemme know. enjoy!
disclaimer: aah..no.
cerulean eyes flashing with several mixtures of emotion no one bothered to
place.
"What the hell
does that mean? Clubbing? It sounds so neanderthal!" he spat.
Inuyasha rolled his
eyes, royalty.
"Kouga, I
wouldn't worry too much about what it means. You know Kagome and Riquo wouldn't
purposely put themselves into danger," Inuyasha said turning his golden
gaze back onto the crystal ball in the middle of the circle.
"Actually I
think I remember Kagome mentioning something about 'clubbing.' Supposedly a
'club' is a place where people of Kagome's age go to socialize and dance,"
Sango piped in.
Kouga plopped back
down, pouting, "I still don't like it."
Suddenly Miroku
gasped and everyone turned to see him gaping at the crystal ball with his eyes
bulging out. His face started to blush slightly and sweat could be seen forming
at his temple.
"Miroku? Are you
all right?" Shippo asked, waving a little paw in front of the monk's face.
Inuyasha frowned and
glanced at the crysballball... and did exactly what Miroku had done. Soon
everyone had had a chance to see what was so alarming in that damn crystal
ball.
Sango fainted, Miroku
pulled his knees up to his chest, poor little Shippo had no idea what the hell
was going on and Kouga and Inuyasha tried not explode in outrage. And yet, our
beloved Kaede kept her composure throughout the entire ordeal.
"What the hell
is that? What exactly do you call that?" Kouga roared in anger.
"Someone please
tell me they are not going to be seen like that!" Inuyasha shouted in
rage.
"Riquo
does this skirt look good on me?" Kagome asked holding up a skimpy gold
mini-skirt.
Riquo smiled, "Yea! You should wear that with that
backless black top you have in the back of your closet."
Kagome and Riquo were ransacking Kagome's closet for proper
clubbing attire. So far there narrowed it down so that only the skimpiest,
sexiest and down right skankiest clothes would do. After all, it has been a
while since Riquo's been in the future and they'd found a reason to celebrate.
Kagome held up the black and gold outfit to herself, her
beige tail and ears twitching in anticipation. Kagome sighed and plopped the
outfit down onto her bed.
"Do you think we should be doing this? I mean, I just
feel guilty because we're over here having fun and guy guys are back in the
past waiting nervously to find out if my mom is ecstatic or royally pissed.
Besides, don't you think we should have invited Sango if we were going to spend
some time here having fun?"
Riquo sighed and turned away from her demon reflection in
the mirror she was standing in front of. She smiled and walked over to where
Kagome was sitting on the bed and sat down next to her.
"Kagome, Sango didn't know we were going to be staying
here and partying. Besides, I think Sango would be a little lost in your
world," Riquo laughed, "I mean, I was born here and I still feel a little lost. And I wouldn't worry too
much about the guys. We've all gone through a lot and we need a little time to
ourselves. I'm sure they're fine."
Inuyasha
worried about us."
"Amen to
that," Kouga said.
Riquo smiled reassuringly at Kagome, "Now come on, I
need you to help me find something to wear!"
Kagome laughed, "You know Riquo, your wrappings are
pretty risque as it is, why not go in that?"
a little more daring and different this time."
Kagome grinned mischieviously and rummagedoughough the rest
of the clothes they had decided on. Skirts, pants, tops, bras and thongs went
flying over Kagome's head as she quickly contemplated what would look good on
Riquo's figure. Suddenly, Kagome gasped and whirled around to face Riquo.
"I have the purrrfect outfit for you!" Kagome
exclaimed.
Riquo giggled and clapped her hands, her emerald eyes
flashing with excitement and herr bor bouncing as she hopped up on down on
Kagome's bed, "Well, come on already! Show it to me!"
Kagome laid the outfit out piece by piece onto the bed next
to Riquo. Riquo stared at the clothes in front of her, gaping in awe.
"I have much to learn from you, oh mighty one."
Kagome burst out laughing, "Well, don't keep me in
suspense, what do you think!"
The outfit was very
very skanky. The top was a string bikini top with flames on a black
background that looked like it would barely cover a woman's nipple. The pants
were black with slits in random places with red rhinestones all over. Kagome
had also made a hole for Riquo's tale to fit in through the back and both
decided not to even bother wearing underwear. Black strap stilletos completed
the ensemble.
After examining the outfit thoroughly Riquo smiled at
Kagome, "It's perfect!"
"And I also have black and red earrings and a bunch of
other jewelry stuff you can use. Oh yea! I remember one of my friends getting
me this for Halloween. They're fake dog paw tattoo's. I figured it would only
fit since you and I are both mated to dogs," Kagome said, very proud of
herself for her fashion sense.
Riquo smiled giddily and took the tattoo's, "This is so
awesome! I'm going to go get changed in your bathroom ok?"
Before Riquo closed the door, she turned around towards
Kagome, "Have you picked out something to wear?"
Now it was Kagome's turn to smirk, "You'll see. I want
us to match a little, is that ok?"
"Yea! That'll be cute!"
Riquo smiled and shut the door, quickly stripping herself and
putting on the clothes Kagome had picked out for her. I wonder what Inuyasha would think of this outfit. Riquo snorted.
senseless. Riquo shivered and giggled to herself. Damn I miss him.
"No fucking
way!" Inuyasha roared.
Inuyasha had been
gaping at the crystal ball the entire time Riquo looked over her outfit.
"I will not have
my mate prancing around in the future in that lame excuse of clothing!"
Inuyasha said, pacing back in forth in front of the ball his white hair flying
all over the place and his golden eyes blazing.
Miroku, on the
whatsoever to what Kagome and Riquo had chosen to wear and even had the gall to
suggest that Inuyasha take Sango through the well so she could wear something
like that. Several smacks were issued to our beloved yet perverted
Kouga shivered,
"Makes me wonder what Kagome might try to wear."
Kaede chuckled,
"Ye do not have to wonder wolf, for she has already made a
selection."
Everyone stared into
the ball when Kouga jumped up to join Inuyasha's outrage, "Fuck no!"
Inuyasha gaped
furiously at the image of his mate in her choice of clothing, "This is
unbelievable! Look at her! She looks ridiculous!"
Riquo scratched at the red scar on her neck, wincing.
him and Kouga didn't get into it again.
Riquo opened the door to the bathroom and whistled,
"Nice Kagome! You've really got style!"
Kagome's outfit was just as sexy as Riquo's. Her bikini top
was baby blue with silver swirls and it was just as skimpy. She had on black
pants with silver rhinestones in various places and her pants had slits in
random places, showing off her pale legs.
Riquo and Kagome stood side by side in her full length
mirror to admire themselves. They looked like they should be sisters. Both of
them had dark, long hair. Riquo's was brown and Kagome's black. Kagome had the
cute, beige cheetah ears while Riquo's were pointy like every other full demon.
Riquo had blazing green eyes, Kagome's were a stormy blue. Both had their
tearstain streaks on the sides of their noses, and both had pearly white fangs.
They both had spots going down the sides of their bodies and they both had
their trademark cheetah tails. Save for a few little things, Riquo and Kagome
looked related.
Riquo tugged on Kagome's tail with her own, "Ready to
get low?"
"Hell yea! This is going to be so exciting!"
Kagome screeched happily.
Before both girls bombarded down the stairs, Riquo stopped
her.
"Whoa whoa, what is your family going to think?"
"Pssh, where do you think I get all this from? Besides,
grandpa and Souta don't have a say anymore, because I" Kagome strutted
across the room, "am a mated woman."
Riquo whooped, "Hell yea man! Come on, let's go!"
Kouga stood up
quickly and headed for the door to the hut, "There is NO WAY I am letting
either one of them be seen like that!"
Inuyasha grabbed onto
Kouga's arm, keeping him in place, "Hold on a sec, Kouga, think about this
for a minute."
Kouga sighed
impatiently, "What's to think about?"
Inuyasha smirked,
"They don't know that we're watching them."
Enough said. Kouga's
eyes widened marginally and Inuyasha could almost see the wheels in the wolf
demons head turning.
Kouga grinned
wolfishly (pardon the pun by I had to do it ~_^), "I like the way you
think, Inuyasha."
Inuyasha grinned,
"Exactly and if it gets too out of hand, we'll go down there and get them.
Simple as that."
Miroku frowned,
"See, now if I had made that sugges I w I would have gotten smacked!"
SMACK
"You're damn
right you would have!" Sango growled.
Inuyasha and Kouga
took a step away from Sango, "Let's just watch and see'll 'll know when
it's gone too far."
Kouga nodded and they
all crowded around to see what would go on with Riquo and Kagome.
A/N: Yea...yea! Am I
good or am I great! And to think I did all this on my dad's crappy laptop in
Panama City! I am truly dedicated to all of you. ::nods:: Well I'm bored and
wiped so I'll probably start another chapter down here. Hope you enjoyed this
one! Aight ahe Lhe Ladiez and Dudez sayin L8r!!!