Irony Is A Bitch!

Disclaimer: I make no money from this story and own none of the Inuyasha characters. Nor do I own the Inuyasha fandom. I only own my little plot line.

A/N: Over the years I've had a small handful of people request that I write a Jak/Kag story, so here it is. XD

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Chapter Two:

She heard the massive club descend and closed her eyes. She flinched bracing for the impact. She heard a pain filled scream followed by a loud thud and her eyes shot open. The bull demon lay in two clean halves on the ground as blood soaked the ground.

Her eyes widened and she gasped as she watched Banryu flick to the side, dislodging the blood and then fall back onto its owners shoulder.

"Well, well, well. Isn't this a surprise?"

Kagome pressed her back flat against the boulder and swallowed. "Bankotsu...?"

"Where's your guard dog?"

"I don't know."

Banryu pressed against her neck. He took a step towards her and his smirk widened. "Is that so?" His eyes were cold and emotionless.

Her eyes locked to his and she swallowed as much as she dared. "Hai."

He sighed heavily and replaced Banryu on his shoulder. "Well damn."

"Can I please be the one to kill this vile bitch?"

Bankotsu stared at his most loyal companion and then at the priestess. He waved in a bored manner." Make it quick."

Kagome's eyes widened and she pointed an outraged finger in Jakotsu's direction. "You saved me from the bull, just to let him kill me?"

"I thought you had some information for me. Since you don't know where your precious dog is, you're of no use to me." Bankotsu shrugged. "She's all yours Ja." He walked a few feet away and yawned.

Jakotsu's lips spread into an evil smile. "I really want my Inu-koi's ears, but since he isn't around I'll have to settle for killing his bitch." His hand slowly moved to grab his sword. "Any last words wench?"

Kagome's eyes frantically scanned the area and she swallowed. "Yeah… you've got to catch me first!" She dodged the first strike and ran into the field. Her legs burned and her heart pounded in her chest. She ran as if the devil himself were on her heels.

Her eyes widened and she stopped right at the edge of a steep cliff. She panted and stared down at the water and boulders.

"Stand still so I can kill you!" She heard him drawing his sword.

Kagome took a deep breath and jumped over the cliff. 'Please let me hit the water.' She heard the sword slice into the ground. 'That was close.' She took a deep breath.

Jakotsu huffed and sheathed his sword. "Oi, get back here!" He stomped his foot and teetered over the edge of the cliff screaming.

"Jakotsu!" Bankotsu ran over to the edge trying to grab his friend. He stretched a hand out and watched in horror as Jakotsu fell with his arms flailing.

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A/N: That's it for chapter two. Enjoy everyone and remember reviews are the best motivation for any author. XD