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Sex Ed

By: tgbrunner02
folder InuYasha › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 7
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Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
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Harmony Gets Tied Up, Then Gets Loose Again.

Rika: Ok. Let's get to the teaching!

(Rika's teaching the class now, InuYasha's covered in bruises, and Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner)



Harmony: Mmmmphhhh!! Mmmphh, mmphhhhh!!



Miroku: What's she saying?



Sesshy: I think that means, 'I'm going to kill you all.'



(Harmony nods and starts to bounce up and down)



Inu: I didn't know rabbit youkai actually hopped.



Rika: Yeah, she can hop. It pretty cute.



(They all do the anime sweatdrop)



Miroku: Ok, that sounded wrong.



Rika: Sango?



(Sango nods and hits Miroku in the head with her boomerang)



Rika: thank you.



Sango: You're welcome.



Rika: Anyway, this is sex ed class.



Inu: What's that?



Kagome: Oh my God.



Inu: What?



Sango: You really ARE an idiot, aren't you?



(Inu growls)



(Then, Harmony gets loose)



Harmony: DIE, ALL OF YOU!!



(Harmony draws her sword)



Rika: Harmony-chan, SIT!!



(Harmony kisses the dirt)



Harmony: Hey! How can you be so mean to me!



(Harmony starts to cry)



Harmony: Waahh!! You don't like me anymore! Waahh!!



Inu: It's all right, Harmony. We still like you.



Harmony: Then let me teach the class then!



Inu: Ok.



(Harmony stops crying)



Harmony: YAY!!



Rika: InuYasha, do you have ANY idea of what you have just done?



Inu: No.



Kikyo: You've just given us all a death wish.



(Harmony growls)



Harmony: EVIL B! DIE!!



(Harmony pulls out a giant pencil and erases Kikyo)



Kagome: How did you do that?



Harmony: This is MY fic, and I can do ANYTHING I want!! MWAHAHA!!

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(It's later in the day. Harmony's tied up and gagged in the corner again, with Sesshomaru watching over her)



Sesshy: At least I don't have to go through that stupid class.



Rika: Oh, well, let's start the class then.



(Rika pulls a box out from under her desk and dumps the contents out onto her desk)



Kagome: OH MY GOD!!



Rika: What?



(Inu walks up to her desk and picks one of the tiny squares up and looks at it)



Inu: What is this thing?



Rika: It is called a condom.



Kagome: InuYasha, drop it!



Inu: Why?



(Kagome whispers things into his ear. Suddenly, he gets a look on his face and drops it in disgust)



Inu: Guys, don't touch those things!



Rika: Oh, you can touch them! I'm actually encouraging you to use them.



Harmony: Mmmphhhh mmmppphhh mmpppphhhhh, mmpphh mmmpphhhh!



Rika: Sessh, can you please translate?



Sessh: All right, but you're not going to be happy..



Rika: Just tell us what she said.



Sessh: She said that you don't use one, and then she called you a hipocrit .



Rika: WHAT?! Harmony-chan, how could you?



(Harmony glares at her)

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Rika: Well, that was another bust.



Sessh: We're never going to get around to actually teaching them this, are we?



Kagome: Like you know all that much about it!



(Sesshy blushes)



Rika: By the way, I know this is a little late, but me and Harmony-chan don't own any of the Inu characters. Ok? Ok. And we'll get to the teaching part next chappy, Ok? Ok.
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