Please Teacher

Disclaimer: Inuyasha is owned, written and illustrated by Rumiko Takahashi.

Produced by Sunrise.



Inside of a huge white mansion surrounded by acres of lands the servants sat worried and restless outside of their young master’s bedroom. Since he had returned home from school that day he had not muttered one insult towards any of them. At first they had thought that it was blessing, but after awhile it was a little eerie.



“Could be drugs. He is at that age.” A maid whispered to the one of butlers.



“No way, besides a goofy look on his face he seemed fine.” The cook murmured.



“Maybe he is sick.” The butler said in a low tone.



“NO, remember when he had the flu and still managed to tell the doctor that he was a useless human being that took too much of his air.” Chauffeur replied getting nods.



“Girl trouble? Maybe he can’t get it up.” The gardener said getting a smack in the back of his head from the young master’s old nanny.



She had decided that the only way to find out was to ask. So with a tray of food in hand she entered the room. She had always found it fascinating that he desired everything to be white and spotless. He was more like a princess than a prince at times in her mind. She walked over to his desk where he sat blankly staring at a piece of paper.



“Young master Sesshomaru, is there something wrong?” She asked setting the tray down.



“Kaede, if you had ever been a young beautiful woman, what would make you fall in love with a man that you disliked?” Sesshomaru asked settling his pencil down.



Kaede fought the twitch that she sometimes got when speaking with Sesshomaru and sucked in breath. “Well, let me see. If he said nice things and did nice things for me then perhaps my feelings would change.” She said calmly as he nodded.



“Seems like a lot of work. What if I handed her money to buy something she liked?” Sesshomaru asked taking a bite of the sandwich she had brought.



Kaede cringed at the mental image of him getting beat to a pulp for the insult.

“Well, she might get offended if she is a nice girl or not a hooker.”



“Hn, thank you for the food. You are dismissed.” Sesshomaru said waving her off



“Oh okay then. Well if you need anything just let me know.” Kaede said, but knew that he had already tuned her out. She could now go report back to others and let them know.



Sesshomaru tapped his finger on his lip trying to think what he could. With a shrug of his shoulders he grabbed his telephone. The old woman had not been all that much of help, but while she had babbled on an idea had come to him. The more he thought about a love letter the more he could see his teacher grading it and then reading it aloud to all.



The next morning Sesshomaru arrived at school with Hiten staring into the courtyard. Naraku was standing next to him with a disgusted look on his face. Wondering what it was that they could be staring at he walked over to them.



“What are we looking at with such extreme contrasting looks?” Sesshomaru asked



“That is the object of Hiten’s affections.” Naraku spit out bitterly pointing.



There in the courtyard was one of the schools outcasts. Baggy ripped jeans, old sneakers and messy hair. Sesshomaru cocked a brow at his friend after getting the finger from the person that had just noticed that they were staring.



“I thought you said that you were gay?” Sesshomaru said looking to Hiten.



“I am. It was love at first sight. He sits in the same place everyday flicking people off. ” Hiten cooed hugging himself and making Naraku gag a little



“Yes, but that is a female. She is the leader of the slayer gang. Her name is Sango.” Sesshomaru said simply making Naraku chuckle at his friend’s stupidity.



“Really?” Hiten asked a little relieved, but remembering the fact that he had not only told the school and friends that he was gay, but had a dramatic outing at home also.



“Idiot! You have not even talked to this person. At least check to see if someone has tits or dick before just jumping to conclusions.” Naraku laughed putting Hiten in a headlock.



“Lets go before Mistress…I mean Ms. Higurashi comes looking for us.” Naraku said



The loud sound of chattering in the classroom let them know that she had not arrived yet. Upon entering the class both Hiten and Naraku had to do a double take to see if they had in fact entered their classroom or a jungle. Everywhere that they looked was flowers, leaves, vines and even some small trees of every shape and size. Sesshomaru tilted his and wondered if maybe he had over done it a little. After feeling there way through to their desk they sat and waited for the inevitable.



“What in the fires of hell has happened to my classroom!?” came a thundering yell from the doorway of the classroom. Deafening silence filled the room except for the strange sound of what could only be baby monkeys.



Sesshomaru rose from his seat and weeded to where she was. Of course the rest of the class was peeking through vines to watch. “I did this for you.” He said proudly.



“YOU!” She barked balling her fist and gnashing her teeth in anger. Some would even say that they could see an ominous black mist surrounding her that day.



“Yes, I have fallen completely in love with you.” Sesshomaru said taking a step closer.



Ms. Higurashi turned to face the chalkboard and the class watched as her shoulders shook. Sesshomaru thought that she crying from overwhelming happiness. It was only when she clutched her stomach and doubled over laughing that he knew the truth.



“You….you think…that I…would fall for this crap.” She laughed before quickly straightening.



“You will clean this jungle up. Pray that my anger has subsided by the time I return or you will taste what hell is.” She glared pointing the tip of black nail polished finger a centimeter from his left eye. The class all held their breath as she whipped around smacking him in the face with her hair and storming out from the room.



“Did you see that?” Sesshomaru asked excitedly to his friends.



“Yeah and it was really scary.” Hiten said biting his nails.



“She used her finger instead of the yard stick.” Sesshomaru said with a grin.



Naraku shook his head a little. “I am really starting to worry about both of you.”



The entire class had been ordered to the library for a study day while Sesshomaru cleaned the amazon from the classroom. Naraku and Hiten had agreed to help him instead of dying from boredom in the library. It was finally spotless by lunchtime and the three collapsed on the floor after doing manual labor for the first time ever. Ms. Higurashi had chose that time to return to the class to check on them and the progress of the cleaning. She had even brought a white glove to check for dust.



“Get out.” She snipped when she finished her examination of the room and was satisfied that they had not mucked anything up. Hiten and Naraku flew out of the door.



“Would you have preferred money?” Sesshomaru asked getting a glare.



“Do you have a death wish or do you just like to piss me off?” She frowned.



“Um no, I just don’t know what to do to make you like me.” He said sadly.



“Leave. I can not deal with you or your comments right now.” She said rubbing the bridge of her nose and trying to remember exactly why she had become a teacher to start with.



Sesshomaru shuffled his feet out of the door and down the hall. He noticed a heap that looked Hiten on the floor. Naraku was no where to seen, but he guessed that he was in the cafeteria. The closer he got the more the sounds of moaning pain.



“Hiten, is that you?” He asked moving the hair away from the form’s face.



“Sango came to talk to me. Her brother had heard about my confession yesterday and I guess he had a crush on me or something. I tried to explain that I was in love with her and thought she was a guy, but she didn’t take that news too well.” Hiten moaned.



“That sucks.” Sesshomaru said sliding down to sit next him.



“Yeah, but at least she talked to me. How is teacher?” Hiten asked righting himself



“I think she mad. The baby monkeys must have been a little too much for her.” Sesshomaru said handing Hiten a napkin to wipe the blood off.



“That sucks.” Hiten sighed and getting a nod of agreement from Sesshomaru.