Inuyasha Tails
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Category:
InuYasha Crossovers › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
4,213
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Once upon a time there was a story and it had a bunch of swear words in it. It maybe even had some sex, but maybe not. So, fasten your seatbelts and get ready for the ride. I do not own Inuyasha. I also don't make money at all writing crap. I sp
Sleeping Beasty
Once upon a time in a land far far far far far far away over the ocean somewhere in the land of the setting sun, ummmm make that rising sun there lived a King and Queen. They so wanted to have a child of their own, but no one would share so they had to make one. It was long and complicated although it was a lot of fun and they never knew biology could be such a wonderful subject to explore in so many positions.
Eventually after much practice the King and Queen made a baby. They did not make it out of clay like Kikyo, they had sex.
Anyway, they had a baby boy. He was beautiful. His long flowing silver hair would be the envy of all and his golden eyes were just as the evil demon fairies made them. They would burn all who looked upon them with malice, cold indifference, and sometimes if they did not look too bored they might blink on occasion. This Prince was to be born perfect in every way including his killing style.
The man had style and grace that was just natural seeming odd to some that a man would be like that. Still it made this young Prince sexy to those who followed him around and there were a lot of them. On occasion these stalkers would be murdered and slain since the Prince did not like the paparazzi. The Prince was a solitary person who liked small children, toads, two headed dragons that were vegetarians and women who floated on feathers as long as they did not touch him.
The Prince only hated two things in life. People and animals. He did not mind plants though and since his small human ward smelled like a flower he kept her. She sang him songs that made no sense and was always happy to see him. It was like having a pet without having to really raise it since his pet frog did that. The Prince could dress her up and make her look like a flower so his life was complete as far as he was concerned.
Prince Sesshoumaru's little brother was dead stuck to a tree again by the other miko human who would sit him, the spider leach was dead, and he had two swords. Only one he could touch, but still life was great. Someday if he felt like it he might unstick his brother from the tree, but right now Inuyasha made a great decoration and he could rub his ears any time he felt like it.
It was a long life and a long winding river they were walking along when suddenly they saw something floating in the river. It was a stick.....nothing exciting. Later Rin pointed out some flowers they had just passed twenty minutes ago and the Prince realized they were going in circles. So he decided it was time to go home.
Teleporting himself leaving the pack behind as usual since Ah-Un was so damn slow the Prince landed at his home with the same grace as always looking like a bubble of light that blinded all the guards so they wore sunglasses even at night. Lord Sesshoumaru really made Las Vegas look like a mini carnival in comparison to his powerful light ball thingy that he teleported in. New York hates you for not being their big ball of light on New Years Sesshoumaru..........not really.
Anyway walking into his hall he gets a call on the cell phone. It is the bureau of land management. Apparently since Inuyasha's forest is a national preserve Inuyasha is upsetting the wildlife by hanging around there so Sesshoumaru is forced to go take care of the problem. It is frustrating and stupid. Sesshoumaru wants to kill the land management people, but since he has a contract with them he has to do the honorable thing since being a Lord means also reading the fine print before you sign something.
The Prince heads over to where his brother is causing the disturbance. Birds have made nests in his ears and the arrow is apparently making them nervous. Pulling out the arrow Inuyasha comes back to life. He shakes the bird nests out of his ears breaking their precious eggs. Sesshoumaru takes his brother home, beats him soundly, and makes him pay damages for destroying the wild life that was living in his ears. Inuyasha in a rage for this injustice goes through the well to Kagome's time pins her to the bed with the arrow and puts a sign on her that says do not wake for fifty years.
Heading back to his brother's castle he find's the door is locked, sets off the security alarm, and this alarm in turn hurts Sesshoumaru's ears so badly he passes out. Inuyasha carries his brother to his room. Still out cold Rin comes up with a plan. She figures if someone kisses her Lord that is really really pretty he might wake up. Inuyasha shrugs since he doesn't know anyone pretty especially not that stupid miko Kagome who pinned him to a tree after his beautiful dead ex girlfriend whom he still loves who wants to take him to hell did that once already.
Suddenly Jaken, Rin, and Inuyasha remember the one who could break the spell. There was one woman they all knew who was strong, beautiful, and fast. She was the only one who could escape Sesshoumaru's deadly claws. Princess Sango, the demon slayer!
Word is sent out and the demon comes back all jacked up from Sango's boomerang. The note says:
Dear Inuyasha,
No way in hell could I kiss your brother even if he is a hottie. Do you want me to die? Miss you......hugs from Miroku........stupid pervert.
Love,
Sango
Inuyasha thinks all hope is gone for his brother and wondered if he could have his room since it was so much cooler with many more cool electronic gadgets now that Sesshoumaru is in a coma. Suddenly Sesshoumaru awakens looking at the three conspiring to get him kissed to wake him up.
"Rin leave the room."
Rin smiles rushes up and kisses Sesshoumaru on the cheek. Sesshoumaru blushes, but is used to this so he shoos her on her way. Getting up he closes the door and turns into the big demon dog using Inuyasha and Jaken as a chew toy for a couple hours proving that waking a powerful Prince Demon Dog through blind dating with humans is not a good way to get on Lord Sesshoumaru's good side.
Moral of this story..........don't kiss humans. Ok fine..........If you feed a demon dog a bunch of crap expect to get a bite in the ass.
The End........maybe not.......
By,
M. E. Jones, aka Vyper
Eventually after much practice the King and Queen made a baby. They did not make it out of clay like Kikyo, they had sex.
Anyway, they had a baby boy. He was beautiful. His long flowing silver hair would be the envy of all and his golden eyes were just as the evil demon fairies made them. They would burn all who looked upon them with malice, cold indifference, and sometimes if they did not look too bored they might blink on occasion. This Prince was to be born perfect in every way including his killing style.
The man had style and grace that was just natural seeming odd to some that a man would be like that. Still it made this young Prince sexy to those who followed him around and there were a lot of them. On occasion these stalkers would be murdered and slain since the Prince did not like the paparazzi. The Prince was a solitary person who liked small children, toads, two headed dragons that were vegetarians and women who floated on feathers as long as they did not touch him.
The Prince only hated two things in life. People and animals. He did not mind plants though and since his small human ward smelled like a flower he kept her. She sang him songs that made no sense and was always happy to see him. It was like having a pet without having to really raise it since his pet frog did that. The Prince could dress her up and make her look like a flower so his life was complete as far as he was concerned.
Prince Sesshoumaru's little brother was dead stuck to a tree again by the other miko human who would sit him, the spider leach was dead, and he had two swords. Only one he could touch, but still life was great. Someday if he felt like it he might unstick his brother from the tree, but right now Inuyasha made a great decoration and he could rub his ears any time he felt like it.
It was a long life and a long winding river they were walking along when suddenly they saw something floating in the river. It was a stick.....nothing exciting. Later Rin pointed out some flowers they had just passed twenty minutes ago and the Prince realized they were going in circles. So he decided it was time to go home.
Teleporting himself leaving the pack behind as usual since Ah-Un was so damn slow the Prince landed at his home with the same grace as always looking like a bubble of light that blinded all the guards so they wore sunglasses even at night. Lord Sesshoumaru really made Las Vegas look like a mini carnival in comparison to his powerful light ball thingy that he teleported in. New York hates you for not being their big ball of light on New Years Sesshoumaru..........not really.
Anyway walking into his hall he gets a call on the cell phone. It is the bureau of land management. Apparently since Inuyasha's forest is a national preserve Inuyasha is upsetting the wildlife by hanging around there so Sesshoumaru is forced to go take care of the problem. It is frustrating and stupid. Sesshoumaru wants to kill the land management people, but since he has a contract with them he has to do the honorable thing since being a Lord means also reading the fine print before you sign something.
The Prince heads over to where his brother is causing the disturbance. Birds have made nests in his ears and the arrow is apparently making them nervous. Pulling out the arrow Inuyasha comes back to life. He shakes the bird nests out of his ears breaking their precious eggs. Sesshoumaru takes his brother home, beats him soundly, and makes him pay damages for destroying the wild life that was living in his ears. Inuyasha in a rage for this injustice goes through the well to Kagome's time pins her to the bed with the arrow and puts a sign on her that says do not wake for fifty years.
Heading back to his brother's castle he find's the door is locked, sets off the security alarm, and this alarm in turn hurts Sesshoumaru's ears so badly he passes out. Inuyasha carries his brother to his room. Still out cold Rin comes up with a plan. She figures if someone kisses her Lord that is really really pretty he might wake up. Inuyasha shrugs since he doesn't know anyone pretty especially not that stupid miko Kagome who pinned him to a tree after his beautiful dead ex girlfriend whom he still loves who wants to take him to hell did that once already.
Suddenly Jaken, Rin, and Inuyasha remember the one who could break the spell. There was one woman they all knew who was strong, beautiful, and fast. She was the only one who could escape Sesshoumaru's deadly claws. Princess Sango, the demon slayer!
Word is sent out and the demon comes back all jacked up from Sango's boomerang. The note says:
Dear Inuyasha,
No way in hell could I kiss your brother even if he is a hottie. Do you want me to die? Miss you......hugs from Miroku........stupid pervert.
Love,
Sango
Inuyasha thinks all hope is gone for his brother and wondered if he could have his room since it was so much cooler with many more cool electronic gadgets now that Sesshoumaru is in a coma. Suddenly Sesshoumaru awakens looking at the three conspiring to get him kissed to wake him up.
"Rin leave the room."
Rin smiles rushes up and kisses Sesshoumaru on the cheek. Sesshoumaru blushes, but is used to this so he shoos her on her way. Getting up he closes the door and turns into the big demon dog using Inuyasha and Jaken as a chew toy for a couple hours proving that waking a powerful Prince Demon Dog through blind dating with humans is not a good way to get on Lord Sesshoumaru's good side.
Moral of this story..........don't kiss humans. Ok fine..........If you feed a demon dog a bunch of crap expect to get a bite in the ass.
The End........maybe not.......
By,
M. E. Jones, aka Vyper