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InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
7
Views:
3,290
Reviews:
21
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
An Uke Intermission
A/N Just putting all the intermissions into this little drabble as separate chapters. The next few have already been published with the stories in questions, and following that will be new ones again.
Summary: The cast of Uke, a Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha Yaoi story, discusses the events of the story to date (up to chapter 8), and what the future may hold.
Inuyasha sat down gingerly and Miroku smiled at him.
“So, how’s it feel? Sore?”
“You have no fucking idea.”
“Yeah, actually, I do.” Miroku said, and Inuyasha glared at him before he smirked.
“I guess you do. But jeez, Sesshoumaru, did you have to take me that hard?”
“I needed to practice for my upcoming scene. It want it to be perfect. And I can’t help it if I’m hung like a horse.” Sesshoumaru said calmly, shuffling the cards.
“Oh shut up, you are not.” Inuyasha grumbled, shifting uncomfortably.
“Hey, I think I’d be in a position to know, and I have to agree.” Miroku said, calmly. “Sesshoumaru is hung like a damn clydesdale.” He looked over at Inuyasha and grinned. “And Inuyasha is hung like a pony.”
“What?” Inuyasha slammed his cards down and glared at him. “That’s a damn lie!”
“You wish. Clydesdale, pony. And trust me, I had LOTS of opportunity for comparison, don’t you think?”
“Yeah, he’d probably know.” Sango said, putting a few coins in the pot.
“I don’t know why I don’t get to know.” Kagome whined. “Enough people have done Kagome and Sesshoumaru romances, why won’t our author do one? That hardly seems fair.”
“Hey!” Inuyasha yelled, “You got sex scenes with me!”
“But I don’t have anything to compare it to.”
“Compare? Compare!” Inuyasha shoved back his chair and stood up.” All right, let’s settle this once and for all. C’mon Sesshoumaru, whip it out.”
“Excuse me?’
“C’mon, you’re hung so great, whip it out, let’s see.”
“I can whip it out for him!” Inuyasha’s conscience yelled.
“Oh shut up, you weren’t even in this story.”
“Spoil sport.’ Inuyasha’s conscience muttered.
“I am not going to put my member on display for everyone simply because you’ve got a complex.”
“I don’t have a complex, I just hate people having wrong information. C’mon, take it out!”
“Just play your damn hand and shut up already about dick size, okay!” Kouga grouched, tossing in a few cards.
“It’s important!”
“Well when the girls are gone, we can all go take a piss or something and you can compare to your heart’s content. I mean, fuckin A, nobody knows the size of MY dick and you don’t hear me complaining!”
Inuyasha paused, smirked at Miroku a moment and finally subsided back into his chair, chuckling to himself.
“Oh you little fucker.” Miroku said, glaring at him. “You really did it, didn’t you. You asked for everything these idiots told you to. I cannot believe you would be such an asshole.”
“Hey, it’ll be fun.” Inuyasha retorted. “And anyway, now we’ll just get to ask you about any dick comparisons, because you’ll be in a position to know them all, won’t ya?” He chuckled to himself again.
“Yeah? Well just wait ‘til she gets around to MY request, dickwad.”
“Yeah, right.”
“What, you think I’m not devious and evil?”
“No, I think you’re just lying out your ass.”
“You’ll find out all about ass in a while, now won’t you?”
“I wish I’d get to find out about Sesshoumaru’s ass.” Inuyasha’s conscience said.
“Seriously, will you shut it?” Inuyasha said, smacking him on the head. “Go get some brioche or something, crap.”
“Bitch.”
“’Ho’ “
“I wouldn’t mind seeing Sesshoumaru’s ass either.” Kagome muttered, and Sango nodded, both looking at the tall man who stared back at them and smiled. “Really, I mean it, why don’t I get a Kagome/ Sesshoumaru romance?”
“Oh, I bet she gets around to it.” Miroku muttered to himself, and Kagome looked at him.
“You asked for something, didn’t you.”
“Might’ve.”
“What?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Miroku gloated, and she stuck out her tongue at him, then looked back at Sesshoumaru.
“Seriously, though…I get a scene with Sesshoumaru?”
“Could be.”
“Tell me!”
“What’s it worth to you?”
“I’ll…make you a chocolate sundae at the time of your choosing.”
“Uh, no. That doesn’t even get an A for effort.”
Kagome looked at him, eyes narrowed.
“I’ll gratuitously French kiss you in the story of your choice.” She said firmly.
Miroku sat up a little straighter. “You swear?”
“Tongues and all.”
“That’ll do. So, see, I asked the author to…”
“Hey! Not where our virgin ears are going to be sullied with this image!” Inuyasha yelled, cursing at his cards. “Take it outside or something. Shit, that’s all I need to ruin my day, images of Sesshoumaru and Kagome. Ugh.”
“Yeah, what with all the images of Sesshoumaru and you taking up the room in your head, I could see where that would be a problem.” Miroku snorted.
“Take it outside before I kick your ass. Seriously.”
“C’mon, Miroku, tell me out here.” Kagome urged.
Miroku and Kagome stepped out the door and into the hallway. When they came back, Kagome was blushing and Miroku smiled smugly.
Sango looked at them. “Wow, that good, huh?”
“Uh…not exactly.”
“But then what…”
“Damn lech decided that THIS was the scene of his choosing.” Kagome muttered, and turned to Miroku, sighed, and grabbed his head in her hands. Inuyasha’s mouth fell open as he saw Miroku slide his tongue into Kagome’s mouth and grabbed her ass to pull her in close.
“Hey! Cut that out!” Inuyasha yelled. Kagome and Miroku ignored him and continued to trade saliva. Kagome started to moan. “HEY!”
He leapt up, pulled Kagome out of Miroku’s arms, and smacked Miroku in the head. “Not Cool, dude!” He growled, and then looked down at Kagome and her rather dazed face. He gulped a moment and then when she smiled, he growled.
“Wow, I can see why he’s her favorite.” She said slowly.
“Oh that is fucking it. We’ll see who’s the favorite!” Inuyasha grabbed her by the back of the head and proceeded to kiss her until she saw stars.
“Jeesh, everybody’s kissing Kagome. Talk about unfair.” Sango muttered.
“I agree.” Miroku said, and started walking over.
“Woah, hey, wait a second…”
“No, you’re right. Fair’s fair.”
“I’ve been kissed by you plenty of times! You get back, you lech!” Sango pushed her chair back and stood up just in time for Miroku to grab her around the waist and kiss her silly.
“I think that’s my cue!” Inuyasha’s conscience said happily, and he leapt at Sesshoumaru, knocking him and the chair he was in over as he tried to get to his lips.
“Get off, you idiot!” Sesshoumaru yelled, fending him off with his hands.
“No, everyone else gets to kiss, I want some too!”
Kouga looked at them all and threw down his cards. “Dammit, I gotta bring Ayame to these things or something, this is ridiculous.
Summary: The cast of Uke, a Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha Yaoi story, discusses the events of the story to date (up to chapter 8), and what the future may hold.
Inuyasha sat down gingerly and Miroku smiled at him.
“So, how’s it feel? Sore?”
“You have no fucking idea.”
“Yeah, actually, I do.” Miroku said, and Inuyasha glared at him before he smirked.
“I guess you do. But jeez, Sesshoumaru, did you have to take me that hard?”
“I needed to practice for my upcoming scene. It want it to be perfect. And I can’t help it if I’m hung like a horse.” Sesshoumaru said calmly, shuffling the cards.
“Oh shut up, you are not.” Inuyasha grumbled, shifting uncomfortably.
“Hey, I think I’d be in a position to know, and I have to agree.” Miroku said, calmly. “Sesshoumaru is hung like a damn clydesdale.” He looked over at Inuyasha and grinned. “And Inuyasha is hung like a pony.”
“What?” Inuyasha slammed his cards down and glared at him. “That’s a damn lie!”
“You wish. Clydesdale, pony. And trust me, I had LOTS of opportunity for comparison, don’t you think?”
“Yeah, he’d probably know.” Sango said, putting a few coins in the pot.
“I don’t know why I don’t get to know.” Kagome whined. “Enough people have done Kagome and Sesshoumaru romances, why won’t our author do one? That hardly seems fair.”
“Hey!” Inuyasha yelled, “You got sex scenes with me!”
“But I don’t have anything to compare it to.”
“Compare? Compare!” Inuyasha shoved back his chair and stood up.” All right, let’s settle this once and for all. C’mon Sesshoumaru, whip it out.”
“Excuse me?’
“C’mon, you’re hung so great, whip it out, let’s see.”
“I can whip it out for him!” Inuyasha’s conscience yelled.
“Oh shut up, you weren’t even in this story.”
“Spoil sport.’ Inuyasha’s conscience muttered.
“I am not going to put my member on display for everyone simply because you’ve got a complex.”
“I don’t have a complex, I just hate people having wrong information. C’mon, take it out!”
“Just play your damn hand and shut up already about dick size, okay!” Kouga grouched, tossing in a few cards.
“It’s important!”
“Well when the girls are gone, we can all go take a piss or something and you can compare to your heart’s content. I mean, fuckin A, nobody knows the size of MY dick and you don’t hear me complaining!”
Inuyasha paused, smirked at Miroku a moment and finally subsided back into his chair, chuckling to himself.
“Oh you little fucker.” Miroku said, glaring at him. “You really did it, didn’t you. You asked for everything these idiots told you to. I cannot believe you would be such an asshole.”
“Hey, it’ll be fun.” Inuyasha retorted. “And anyway, now we’ll just get to ask you about any dick comparisons, because you’ll be in a position to know them all, won’t ya?” He chuckled to himself again.
“Yeah? Well just wait ‘til she gets around to MY request, dickwad.”
“Yeah, right.”
“What, you think I’m not devious and evil?”
“No, I think you’re just lying out your ass.”
“You’ll find out all about ass in a while, now won’t you?”
“I wish I’d get to find out about Sesshoumaru’s ass.” Inuyasha’s conscience said.
“Seriously, will you shut it?” Inuyasha said, smacking him on the head. “Go get some brioche or something, crap.”
“Bitch.”
“’Ho’ “
“I wouldn’t mind seeing Sesshoumaru’s ass either.” Kagome muttered, and Sango nodded, both looking at the tall man who stared back at them and smiled. “Really, I mean it, why don’t I get a Kagome/ Sesshoumaru romance?”
“Oh, I bet she gets around to it.” Miroku muttered to himself, and Kagome looked at him.
“You asked for something, didn’t you.”
“Might’ve.”
“What?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Miroku gloated, and she stuck out her tongue at him, then looked back at Sesshoumaru.
“Seriously, though…I get a scene with Sesshoumaru?”
“Could be.”
“Tell me!”
“What’s it worth to you?”
“I’ll…make you a chocolate sundae at the time of your choosing.”
“Uh, no. That doesn’t even get an A for effort.”
Kagome looked at him, eyes narrowed.
“I’ll gratuitously French kiss you in the story of your choice.” She said firmly.
Miroku sat up a little straighter. “You swear?”
“Tongues and all.”
“That’ll do. So, see, I asked the author to…”
“Hey! Not where our virgin ears are going to be sullied with this image!” Inuyasha yelled, cursing at his cards. “Take it outside or something. Shit, that’s all I need to ruin my day, images of Sesshoumaru and Kagome. Ugh.”
“Yeah, what with all the images of Sesshoumaru and you taking up the room in your head, I could see where that would be a problem.” Miroku snorted.
“Take it outside before I kick your ass. Seriously.”
“C’mon, Miroku, tell me out here.” Kagome urged.
Miroku and Kagome stepped out the door and into the hallway. When they came back, Kagome was blushing and Miroku smiled smugly.
Sango looked at them. “Wow, that good, huh?”
“Uh…not exactly.”
“But then what…”
“Damn lech decided that THIS was the scene of his choosing.” Kagome muttered, and turned to Miroku, sighed, and grabbed his head in her hands. Inuyasha’s mouth fell open as he saw Miroku slide his tongue into Kagome’s mouth and grabbed her ass to pull her in close.
“Hey! Cut that out!” Inuyasha yelled. Kagome and Miroku ignored him and continued to trade saliva. Kagome started to moan. “HEY!”
He leapt up, pulled Kagome out of Miroku’s arms, and smacked Miroku in the head. “Not Cool, dude!” He growled, and then looked down at Kagome and her rather dazed face. He gulped a moment and then when she smiled, he growled.
“Wow, I can see why he’s her favorite.” She said slowly.
“Oh that is fucking it. We’ll see who’s the favorite!” Inuyasha grabbed her by the back of the head and proceeded to kiss her until she saw stars.
“Jeesh, everybody’s kissing Kagome. Talk about unfair.” Sango muttered.
“I agree.” Miroku said, and started walking over.
“Woah, hey, wait a second…”
“No, you’re right. Fair’s fair.”
“I’ve been kissed by you plenty of times! You get back, you lech!” Sango pushed her chair back and stood up just in time for Miroku to grab her around the waist and kiss her silly.
“I think that’s my cue!” Inuyasha’s conscience said happily, and he leapt at Sesshoumaru, knocking him and the chair he was in over as he tried to get to his lips.
“Get off, you idiot!” Sesshoumaru yelled, fending him off with his hands.
“No, everyone else gets to kiss, I want some too!”
Kouga looked at them all and threw down his cards. “Dammit, I gotta bring Ayame to these things or something, this is ridiculous.