A Ghostly Love

~*~*~Chapter Two~*~*~

“What's up, Inuyasha's dad and step mom?!” David exclaimed as he walked into Inuyasha's mansion that he just moved into. “What's up Inuyasha? I see you gathered up all your chicken eggs and moved in. Where's the nest?”

Inuyasha punched him in the chest.

“OW! Damn! What I do? What I do?”

“It's not what you did, you dumb ass, it's what you said.”

“Ooh, I see. So . . . Where's the nest?”

Inuyasha growled at him.

“Okay, okay, geeze I'll shut up. Man, you're grumpy today!”

“Yeah because you're talking to my ghost because Inuyasha died when he heard your voice and seen your face.”

“Hey! Man, you're mean!”

A baby in the other room started wailing.

“There goes your little leach,” Inuyasha said.

David laughed and rolled his eyes. “I'll go get her.” He went over to the baby's crib and picked her up, and she immediately stopped crying. “Why me?”

Kagome watched him while she sat at the edge of the baby's crib. “Hm . . . he's much cuter up close, but what about the half breed?” She floated invisibly out into the main room to find Inuyasha sitting on the floor doggy style, in a pouting mood. She floated in front of him. “Wow, he's much cuter up close too. Oh man, that's not fair! I love his beautiful golden eyes!”

Suddenly, Inuyasha shivered. “Man, is it me, or is it getting a little chilly in here?”

“It's just you Inuyasha,” his father said. “No one else is cold.”

“Damn this stupid mansion,” Inuyasha muttered.

Kagome looked at the dog ears on his head. “Oh man, I'd love to touch his ears! Oh, that's not fair!” She pouted. “Not fair, not fair, not fair!”

“What the hell are you whining about now?” Vamp asked, appearing behind her.

She stuck her tongue out at him. “None of your business. It's for me to know and you to never find out.”

He rolled his eyes. “You're lucky they can't hear you, otherwise they'd probably be getting some ghost people in here to kick us out.”

Kagome crossed her arms. “I'm not going ANYWHERE!”

Vamp smirked. “Stubborn bitch as always.”

“That's stubborn QUEEN bitch to you buddy!”

“Oh really?”

“Yeah! You low down bastard!”

He rolled his eyes and yawned. “You bore me. Now come on, it's time to go.”

“What am I, a dog?! I don't think so! I ain't following you anywhere! Who knows what you'd try to do! Besides, I don't follow any orders from anyone so you're in tough shit buddy.”

“Whatever. Looks like you'll miss the big party.”

“Party, shmarty, I don't give a damn about no party! I'm staying right here!”

“Well, see ya later then.”

“Buh-bye asshole! I hope you die and go to hell!” Kagome exclaimed in a false cheery voice. 'Man, I can't BELIEVEhe thinks I'm dating him! My God! He thinks he's already forced me to date him. Uh-uh. No way no how am I going to date that bastard. I'd rather die first. Man, what an idiot. I'd rather date Terry than him. At least he's more funnier than Vamp. Vamp has absolutely no sense of humor at all!'

“Well, I don't know about you guys, but this baby is just too fuckin' cute when she sleeps, and now I don't wanna put her down!”

Inuyasha and the others laughed. “That's just plain funny. Looks like David's little leech is making him fall in love with her.”

David stuck his tongue out at him. “Is not.”

“Whatever David,” Inuyasha said. “Your REAL age is only four, but yet you have the ability to turn yourself into an adult and that's not fair.”

David gave him a big toothy smile. “Hey, I get all the chicks that way.”

“You'd get even more if you turn little. You know how girls are with little boys. They LOVE to hug and kiss them on the cheeks and all that junk. I just don't understand girls, they're too . . . mushy. Yuck!”

David looked at him with a baby face and said, “But I like girls like that. I LOVE getting all that attention from the girls!”

“Then turn into your real self and you'll get all the attention from them.”

“But . . . But then you'll be older than me!”

“I know, that's the whole point.”

“God damn you.”

“Damn me where?”

“To hell, and don't you dare take my saying.”

“I wasn't gonna, but since you told me not to I will. Already been there, and I find it quite lovely, thank you.”

“You bitch,” David said.

“I'm not a female dog!” Inuyasha shouted.

“No but you're the male version.”

Inuyasha growled, and the baby started crying. “What's wrong with her now?!” Inuyasha demanded, still growling at David. But, as soon as he stopped growling at David, the baby stopped crying. “Mom, who in the hell got Sky into David so much. I growl at him, she cries. I punch him, she cries! I can't do anything to him without her fuckin' crying!”

“Watch your mouth around her!” his step mother snapped.

“Humph. Make me.”

She sighed. “You know I can't.”

“My point exactly so leave me alone.”

“Inuyasha!” his father snapped.

“What?”

“Respect your step mother or I will be the one making you watch your mouth.”

Inuyasha growled. 'That stupid bitch always gets me in to trouble. I don't know WHAT my dad sees in her. She's just flat out ugly!' he thought.

“And you're just flat out mean,” David said, a smirk on his face.

“Would you stay out of my mind!” Inuyasha shouted.

“Nope, too fun.” David looked at Sky and said, “Isn't it?”

The baby just screamed happily.

“See? Even she thinks it's fun.”

“She's just a baby, she'll agree to anything!”

“No shit Sherlock, oh yeah, I thought she was an eighty year old woman. Duh! Of course she's a baby! Sure, it's just like so un-noticeable you know?” David said sarcastically.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes at David. “Smart ass.”

“Better to be a smart ass than to be a dumb ass.”

“And you're doing it again!” Inuyasha exclaimed. “Man, you're annoying!”

“Uh-uh! I'm very fine and funny thank you.”

Inuyasha stood up. “Whatever.” He walked out of the room.

“Hey! Where ya goin'? I was just gettin' started!”

“Well then you're just gonna have to keep on going without me. I'm outta here.”

“Aw come on, man! Don't leave me here with this thing and your parents!”

“She's not a thing, she's a demon!” Inuyasha snapped.

David rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll call her anything I want . . . until she bites me for it like last time . . .” He remembered how just yesterday he was shouting at Sky for breaking his cell phone, and she literally grabbed his hand and bit him. He shook his hand. “I still remember that pain too, the little bitch . . . Ye-ow! God damn this kid!”

Inuyasha's father and step mother laughed.

“Oh, you think this funny huh? Oh I see how you are! Why don't you come over here and I'll bite you so you know what it feels like!”

**Later that Night**

Inuyasha lay on his back, staring at the ceiling, remembering what David had said.

“Ah, don't mind her. It's just Kagome. She'll just play tricks on you and haunt ya.”

'He said it as if it was a big joke. Knowing him, anything can be a joke. He's such a fat ass liar! This place isn't haunted. I haven't got one whiff of a ghost yet.' His ears twitched as they listened to the place around him, twisting and turning, almost like little radars on his head. Suddenly, just like earlier, it got really chilly all of a sudden, and the ghost that was watching him from the window, Kagome, appeared in front of him, and sat down on the bed in front of him.

“Hello Inuyasha.”

He jumped and jumped off the bed and got into his attack mode. “Who are you, and how do you know my name?!” he demanded.

“Hmm . . . Could it be because I'm the ghost here and I can see and hear what everyone in this mansion does?” Kagome replied smartly.

“Okay you smart ass! I'm not buying this in the least bit! Who are you?!”

Kagome chuckled. “You're such a stubborn half breed, ya know that?”

“WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!”

“Half. Breed. Clear enough for you, or do I have to spell it first. H-A-L-F B-R-E-E-D. Half breed. There. Now is clear enough?”

“Naw! I just thought that I was too dumb to even know what that meant. Of course I know what you fuckin' said, you skimpy little bitch!”

“Excuse me? What did you just call me?”

“A skimpy little bitch. Want me to spell that out for you?”

“No, because I heard you loud and clear. Walk of the Dead!”

Zombies started coming out of the floor and ceiling.

“What the fuck . . . ? What are you doing?! What are these things?!”

“Oh, they're just zombies that are coming to eat you. I hope you don't mind,” Kagome said innocently.

“Of course I mind! Dammit! Get off me!” He kicked a zombie away from him, and punched one.

“Hey, don't punch my friends. They get really mad, and makes them even hungrier. All you have to do is apologize for calling me a skimpy little bitch and I'll call them off.”

“No way! Iron Raver Soul Stealer!” He swung his claws at the zombies, followed by a flash of gold, razor sharp light, cutting through them like butter. “Humph.”

The zombies started pulling themselves back together.

“Oh me oh my, I am so sorry, but I forgot to tell you that they can resurrect themselves and pull themselves back together,” Kagome said in a preppy tone.

“God damn you!” Inuyasha shouted. He pulled out the sword known as tetsusaiga, the sword he always keeps by his side. “Alright bitch. I suggest that if you want to live you'd call them off, or else I'll have to use my wind scar on you.”

“Ooh, I'm sooo scared! Not! I'm already dead. I can't die again. So basically, I wouldn't feel a thing. You can cut and slice me all you want, but you'll only go through me. Hate to break it to ya, you cute little puppy.” She leaned over and petted his head.

“Dammit! I'm not a fuckin' puppy!”

“But you're so cute and have fuzzy doggy ears like a puppy.”

Inuyasha growled. “Would you cut it out!”

“Cut what out? I don't have anything to cut out. Besides, there's no scissors around anyways.”

He slapped his hand against his forehead. “Aye-yi-yi! I'm surrounded by idiots!”

“Hey! I'm not an idiot!”

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. “You sure as hell act like it.”

“Aw, come on! I was only kidding! Besides, you just met me and you're already saying that I'm an idiot. Sheesh. What kind of a man are you? You sound like a low down bastard to me.”

Inuyasha sighed. “What am I going to do with this girl? She's driving me nuts! Oh man . . . When can I ever get to sleep?”

“Hmm . . . How 'bout never? Does that sound good to you?”

“No! I'm tired!”

“I'm not.”

“Of course you're not, you're a fuckin' ghost!”

“Exactly.”

Inuyasha sighed. “This is gonna be a long night.”

A/N: Not sure exactly what you thought of this chapter. It's okay I guess, but I've been sending this story to a person on the internet and he/she thinks it's pretty funny, but I'm not so sure. Anyways, review it and let me know how it is. Thanks!