Inuyasha Fanfic Theater 3000(MSTing of IY Fanfics)

(Inuyasha, Kouga and Ayako walk into there theater/toture chamber and walk in the very back row and sit down.)
Ayako: *elevator voice* 13th floor, Bad fanfics about the Inuyasha anime that make you want to gouge your eyes out, Please watch your step and have a nice day in hell
Inuyasha & Kouga: *groan*
Inuyasha: How the fuck do I get roped into this kinda shit anyway?
Kouga: I ain't sittin by you! It's already bad enough that I have to smell your stench in the same room let alone right fucking next to me!
Inuyasha: Why in the hell would I sit by you anyway!? And forget about my smell what are we gonna do about yours!?
Ayako: You both smell like B.O! Now shut the fuck up and lets get this over with, besides it's not that long!
(Kouga & Inuyasha growl and Ayako sits inbetween the two of them. Inuyasha:Left Ayako:Middle Kouga:Right)


~The Light of Heaven~

Ayako: "The Light of Heaven".... Will it convert you or reject you!?

~Disclaimer: Inuyasha and it’s characters don’t belong to me. If they did the story would revolve around Sesshoumaru and because that’s not true, you can tell it’s not mine.~

Inuyasha: Why the hell dose everyone love Shesshoumaru!? He's a fucking asshole, he wears make up and he wants to kill me! Feh.
Kouga: Japan and America, must love drag queens......
Ayako: I have nothing against him, I think he's badass...I just wish they didn't make so many damn Kagome/Sesshoumaru lemon parings...
Inuyasha & Kouga: WHAT!?

~Title: The light of Heaven.
Summery: What happens when Inuyasha and his older brother Sesshoumaru get suck in a 30x30 cabin with a barrier preventing them from escaping?~

Inuyasha: Uh...Lets's see...Fighting, Fighting, More fighting and a chance of Death
Ayako: I smell a sitcom!

~Author note: I know I should be typing up the next chapter of In-between Appearances, but I felt like I need a break from it. I don’t want the next chapter to be bad or anything. So I decided to write a much less stressful story. Btw, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru may be a little OOC, but if they are, it’s not to bad.~

Inuyasha: Thats for us to decide....
Ayako: * TV annoncer voice* Look out Japan, it's the "Inuyasha & Shesshoumaru...Cabin Fever Show!" Tune in next week for "Kagome vs. Kikyou, in.....The Mud Wrestling Showdown!"

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~“Inuyasha this is all your fault.” A tall man with long silver-white hair glares at the other man in the room.~

Kouga: *Shesshoumaru* I told you to "Sell"!, Not "Buy"! "SELL!", now the stock market has crashed again!

~“Hey don’t blame me for you being stuck in here!” The other man, with equally long silver-white hair stands defiantly, his arms crossed over his chest.
You see, the two brothers were trapped together in a very small place. No more than thirty by thirty feet.
“Had you been wielding the Tetsusaiga so poorly, I wouldn’t have had a need to step in and stop you.” Sesshoumaru explains with no emotion.
“Well I didn’t ask for you help, now did I?! Besides I was blinded at the time, and last time that happened, swinging the fang around randomly worked fine, a Sesshoumaru?” Inuyasha jibs his brother.~

Kouga: *Inuyasha* Yeah! I only cut down a few trees and killed like 20 people that last time!
Inuyasha: 'Jibs'? Never heard that one before...

~Sesshoumaru growls in reply. His hand going to the hilt of the Toukijin. Inuyasha mirrors him with the Tetsusaiga.
At the same time, both brothers, draw their blades, the sword pressure of Toukijin meets Inuyasha’s Kaza no Kizu half way. The power of both attacks cancel each other out, causing a big explosion.~

All: BOOM!
Inuyasha: She forgot the 'boom!' Never forget the 'boom!' Damn these, newbie writers!

~Unfortunately for both brothers, with there being in such a place the explosion hits both, sending them flying into the barrier surrounding the walls. Sesshoumaru raises first. “Are you happy now, little brother?” He asks sheathing Toukijin.
Inuyasha gets up a moment later, “What do you mean ‘I’m I happy now’, of course not, your still alive!” He screams back.~

Inuyasha: *gasp* He took the words right outta my mouth! It's like he's almost knows me!
Kouga: He is you, stupid!
Ayako: The correct term is "Am I happy now?" not I'm I happy now? Plus she forgot the question mark, Such bad grammer.....

~Sesshoumaru pause for a moment, he and his brother didn’t spend this much time together not fighting very often. It was giving him a bit more insight into Inuyasha and his actions, but some things still confused him. “You despise and hate your own brother this much?”
“Hello! I hate you and you hate me as well. That’s how this works remember.” Inuyasha sneers.
“It’s never been about that, I don’t hate you Inuyasha. Revenge against you maybe but never hate.”~

Kouga: *Sesshoumaru* Infact being in here together with you alone, makes my cold heart burn with desire...
Inuyasha: YOU WISH, YOU SICK FUCK!!
Ayako: Let's correct some bad choice of words here...If you want revenge against someone, you hate them, or hold a bad grudge with them, people don't set out revenge for nice people, that's not how it falls together alright?

~“I don’t believe a word that you say, Sesshoumaru. You want my Tetsusaiga too!” Sesshoumaru sighs. “When was the last time I tired to take Tetsusaiga from you?”
Inuyasha opens his mouth to retort when he stops, realizing it had been a while since he had.
“Why don’t you want Tetsusaiga anymore?”
“I suppose Toukijin is part of it, I now have a weapon that’s equal to Tetsusaiga, but that’s not all. Why would I want my brother to become an insane beast that does nothing but fight?” Inuyasha finally sheaths Tetsusaiga.
“If that’s the case, then why do you still come after me!?” Inuyasha yells.~

Kouga: He wants a peice of your as-
Inuyasha: Finish that sentance and I'll give you the biggest fucking blackeye you've ever had!
Kouga: ....ass
Inuyasha: Thats it! *lunges at Kouga*
Ayako: ACK! Hey, I'm in the middle here, you morons!

~“Don’t flatter yourself so much, our paths cross so often because we are hunting the same pray.” Sesshoumaru says while moving towards the barrier.
“The jewel shards? If your after them you can forget it, their mine.” “Your really dense Inuyasha. This Sesshoumaru doesn’t care about the jewel, I’m after Naraku.”~

Inuyasha: Sounds like 'This Shesshoumaru' time in the cabin must be getting to him already....
Ayako: Actually in the orignal manga, Sesshoumaru refers to himself in the third person. Because it shows how arrogant he is.
Kouga: *sarcastic* Thanks again for your input, Miss Information. Are you gonna be Little Know it All, through this whole fucking thing?
Ayako: Shut up! Atleast I'm the only one here with intellectual values!

~Inuyasha joins his brother by the barrier. “What are you looking for?” Inuyasha asks. “Theirs always a weak point in a barrier, once we find it, your Tetsusaiga will be able to smash through it.”
“Then what are we waiting for, lets find it!” The youkai and the hanyou work together and start searching the barrier.
“This is tiring, lets take a break.” Sesshoumaru nods his head. “But only for a few moments, I want to get out there and kill Naraku for this.” Sesshoumaru tells his brother. ~

Ayako: *feminate gay voice* Then let we can get some yummy mocha latte's at the cutest little place down by the cornor on 5th avenue, Oh! it's so adorable! I'm just crazy about it!

~“For once we agree, Naraku must pay for this!” Inuyasha stands back up. “Lets get the hell out of here!” Inuyasha runs back to the barrier and starts searching with renewed vigor.
“Hrm...” Sesshoumaru says emotionlessly, hiding the underlining amusement. He heads back over and looks again as well. “What were you talking about, revenge, before anyways, what did I do to you?”
“Does my left arm ring a bell?” Sesshoumaru says, not stopping his search.~

Kouga: How can it? You don't have one! HAHAHAHA! Get it!? *laughs*
Inuyasha & Ayako: Lame ass....

~ “At first I wanted to kill you and steal the Tetsusaiga, but after the second attempt I just wanted to destroy Tetsusaiga. I couldn’t wield it, so I didn’t want it to exist.”
“All this time I hated you because I thought you hated me...” Inuyasha trails off. ~

Ayako: *Inuyasha* But now I know, I can return these heated emotions and not be rejected....
Inuyasha: *Stares in horror and turns to Kouga* See what you fucking started, you two are both screwed up!

~“There it is.” Sesshoumaru says pointing to the weak spot. “Stand back, I’ll handle this!” Inuyasha attacks the spot that Sesshoumaru pointed out with Kaza no Kizu and blows a hole in the barrier. “Alright!” Inuyasha sprints towards the new exit. “Before you go, brother.” Sesshoumaru stops Inuyasha.
“Know that this will change nothing between us, at least it can’t yet, not until Naraku is dealt with, at least.” Sesshoumaru walks towards Inuyasha and stops a few inches from him. Sesshoumaru places a chaste kiss on his younger brothers mouth. ~

All: AHHH!

~ “Survive until the end, Inuyasha.” Sesshoumaru walks out of the barrier enforced house, leaving a stunned Inuyasha in his wake. ~

Inuyasha: STUNNED!? More like the urge to barf!

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Sorry to anyone that hoped for this to turn into yaoi. I’m not sure if I’ll ever do something like that, but I always keep my options opened. The next chapter of my other story is finished I just need to find the time, other than the tike I just used to write this, to type it up. I hope this holds you over till then. So don’t forget to R&R if you want to. And this is a one-shot, so I don’t think anything else will come out of this. Till next time.
Ayako: No, no, no....See theres a difference between Yaoi and Incest, Yaoi =Fine Incest= JUST PLAIN WRONG! There brothers, people! It's just not right!
Kouga: *smirks* I don't know...different people different taste, right dog turd?
Inuyasha: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WEARS A FUCKING SKIRT SICKO!
Kouga: IT'S NOT A SKIRT! IT'S A KILT!
Inuyasah: SAME THING!
Kouga: IS NOT!
Inuyasha: IS TOO!
(Dr. Allexia pops up on screen, while Inuyasha and Kouga continue arguing.)
Dr. Allexia: OH HOHOHOHOHO! So my darlings what did you think of todays lil movie of torture!
Ayako: It sucked, but it wasn't horrorfying or that mind rotting....
Dr. Allexia: It wasn't? Hmm...Oh well, I'll just find something even more worse the that! But for your good cooporation, all three of you can go outside for three hours today!
Ayako: Uh, but the TV said theres a Tornado in the area.....
Dr. Allexia: Exactly! Now have fun my darlings! OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!