What's in a Name?

Whats in a name.

Chapter Two

Enter our Villains!

When we last left are three heroes, they were all having a problem. One with jealousy, one with boredom, and one with, yes! A Chicken! However, that was some time ago. Therefore, we find them this day relaxing under a tree, still close to the Dung pile, hiding from the hot sun.

"So what you're telling me is." Gabby is once again in a chatty mood. "That we have no say in what will happen to us in this fic."

"Yelp!" Inuyasha and Xenswenswer lazily in unison.

-SUDDENLY-

"Ahhhhhhhhh!"

"Not again." Xena says unmoving from her comfortable position. While Gabby and Inuyasha watch the sky to see who is falling.

"EEKK!" Sesshoumaru stops mid air before he hits the big pile of dung. "I don't think so." He says as he moves left over the pile and landacefacefully on his feet.

"Hey wait a minute." Gabby scolds as she jumps up and stomps over to Sesshoumaru.

"Enter evil guy." Inuyasha says as he smacks his head into his hand.

"Yes it is I......Sesshoumaru." He stands tall, proud, sexy, cute, strong...

"We get it." Xena says still unmoving from her resting area. Sesshoumaru gives another sexy evil smirk.

"Well little brother." Sesshoumaru waves his hand in front of his face. "From the smell of it... you landed in the shit."

"SHUT UP!" Inuyasha barks.

"Witch," Gabby points a finger in the air. "Brings me back to what I was going to say..."

"I don't care what you're going to say, where the hell am I." Sesshoumaru looks around him. "What is this place?"

"This is a fanfic," Xena calmly states. "And now you're in it."

"In It." Sesshoumaru shakes a finger in protest. "no no no. Not in it.... The Star of, more likely, but not Just in it."

"No Fucking way!" Inuyasha spits with that filthy langue of his. "My name is in the title."

"Title." Sesshoumaru looks all around him. "What Title little brother I see no title."

"Look guys." Gabby steps in-between them to solve the problem foem. em. "This whole fic started out with Xena and I first." Gabby smiles shyly. "Well actually my name was mentioned before Xena's but we won't get into that right now." She gently lays a hand on there arms as they stand face to face growling. "So you see the title has our names in it."

"WHAT!" Inuyasha snaps.

"I think not." Sesshoumaru states calmly.

-SUNDDENLY-

"AHHHHHHHH"

They all look to the sky except for Xena who still lays under the tree relaxed with her eyes shut.

Spit. Spit. "Shit!"

"Yelp!" All in unison.

The man climbs out of the pile, stands tall and snaps his fingers, so now once again he stands tall and sexy all dressed up in tight (yummy) leather.

"Enter evil guy number 2." Gabby sighs.

"Ahh, Gabrielle, my second most favorite Amazon." He says as he extends his arms to hug her.

"Aries." Everyone turns to see Xena standing tall and looking... well... looking Hot.

"Xena!" Aries says excitably and changes his charge from Gabby to Xena.

Xena quickly pulls her sword. Sesshoumaru's jaw drops. "Think about it." She states pointing the sword at him.

"Amazon?" Sesshoumaru whispers to Inuyasha. "What kid of demon is that?"

"I don't know." Inuyasha shrugs his shoulders. "All I have see her do is be lazy. And the other one." Inuyasha lowers his voice a little more. "Is just annoying."

"Come on Xena." Aries giggles as he circles Xena with his sword pulled. "It has been along time since we've played."

"Oh man not again." Gabby sighs and sits on the rock once again.

"What...What are they doing." Inuyasha asks.

"Flirting."

Inuyasha and Sessy get anime sweat drops, as Xena flies through the air and kicks off Aries's head to land high in the tree.

"Woo!" Sesshoumaru smiles wide. "I like her." He licks his lips. "She isn't by chance one of the bad guys is she?"

"NO!" Inuyasha and Gabby say in unison.

Sesshoumaru's face falls but only a s a second. "I can change that." He smiles rubbing his hands together floating up to greet Xena in the tree.

"Back off" Aries yells as he jumps in the air and kicks Sesshoumaru back down to the ground. "Pretty Boy." He smiles down, standing tall on Sesshoumaru's sexy pulsating chest.

"Please!" Gabby begs the fic to stop writing how sexy Sesshoumaru is. After all, it is obvious.

-Suddenly- TISK-TISK Poor Gabrielle will she ever learn.

By powers unknown to any of them, Gabby and Inuyasha are pulled together by force, with smashing lips they collide.

Spit. Spit. "You made me kiss a dog."

"Fuck you." Inuyasha snaps back. "Like your some prize."

"Pretty Boy?" Sessy snaps as he hurls Aries through the air to land on his back side in none other the dreaded pile of shit.

"No you don't." Aries snaps and disappears only to reappear in front of Sesshoumaru. "I will kick your ass... Now." He says as he takes a swing. Sesshoumaru steps back and spits a little poison at him.

"Get away." Sessy motions to Aries. "Shoo, shoo."

"Hey wait a minute." Xena stands tall and rests her sword on her shoulder. Jumping down she lands in between Gabby and Inuyasha who stand growling at one another. "Aries, is this your doing?" She asks as she pushes Gabby and Inuyasha apart with little force.

Aries quickly disappears only to reappear right behind Xena. Leaning down he breaths heavily on her neck and bites her ear lightly. Gabby cringes and Xena stands uninterested and cold.

"Brrrr!" Sesshoumaru's body gets a shiver looking into her cold stare. "Yeah!" He nudges Inuyasha in the arm and shakes his head up and down. "I like her." Inuyasha gives him the 'who gives a shit look' and a grunt.

"Xena dear," Aries puts a hand on her hip. "If this was my doing." Nibble. Nibble. "would the rest of them be here?"

-SUDDENLY-

A lighting whip comes out of no-where and smacks Aries far away from Xena. Sesshoumaru steps in behind Inuyasha to hide.

"Point given, I believe you." Xena says as she rests under the tree again. "What I don't understand is what the whole point in this fic is."

"Well that's easy Xena." Aries says as he walks over and sits next to her. "What's the title?" He asks placing an innocent touch on Xena's leg.

"Gabrielle kills God of War." Gabby growls as she squeezes down beside Xena and Aries.

"Like SHIT!" Inuyasha barks. "How about Inuyasha kills Amazon Demon."

"DEMON?" Gabby snaps and jumps to her feet going after Inuyasha.

"FOOLS!" Sesshoumaru snaps calmly. "I will tell you what the title reads." He slowly slinks his way towards Xena. "It reads... Sesshoumaru mates with Xena."

"Uh, one sec..." Aries puts a finger up in protest and stands tall in front of Sesshoumaru. "That Title will NEVER happen. For one." Aries puts his hands behind his back and starts to Circle Sessy. "I am the God of War..."

"God?" Sesshoumaru laughs. "Your power doesn't exceed mine...pitiful God."

"WHAT?"

"I am a Demon Lord," Sesshoumaru rises in the air, for no other reason then to make it a little more dramatic. "I can kill a God in the blink of an eye."

"Don't you mean." Inuyasha smirks evilly. "In a Wage of a TAIL." Inuyasha doubles over in pain from laughter of his own wit.

-SUDDENLY-

The only tree they have in this fanfic, thus far, falls hard onto Inuyasha head smashing him over and over deeper into the ground.

"As I was saying." Sesshoumaru starts. The sky grows dark and the rain begins to fall.

"What?" Sesshoumaru sighs. "I don't want it that dramatic." The rain stops suddenly but the sky however still looms with storm clouds.

"If there is no plot, I will surly give it one." Sesshoumaru swiftly swoops down and picks Xena up into his arms. (Yes arms). "How about." Sesshoumaru lingers in the air again. "I kidnap this larger more eatable Amazon Demon and you have to find her before I ravvvvv-ish her."

"Mmm!" Xena smirks and lifts an eyebrow to his last comment.

"You like that do ya." Sesshoumaru asks in a whisper.

"No way, that Dem... I mean Amoz... I mean Princ...THAT BITCH IS MINE!" Aries finally spits.

Xena shoots Aries a dirty look smiling up at Sesshoumaru she lightly rubs his cheek.

-THEN SUDDENLY-

Xena pushs off out of Sesshoumaru's arms, he stands stunned with his arms still extended watching as Xena flies through the air. Landing on the tree, smacking Inuyasha a little deeper, she pushes off to drop kick Aries up side the head and back into... YES! Into the pile of shit. Smiling Xena brushing her hands together for a job well done, She springboards off the tree again through the air landing back in Sesshoumaru's arms with a sigh she passes out. Sesshoumaru could do nothing but smirk sexy and sweet at the Demon poised in his arms. As he glides further and further away from the others.

"I don't know about you Gabby." Aries sighs as he joins her on the rock. "But from the looks o." H." He sighs. "This might not have anything to do with the three of us."

"WHAT?" Gabby yells. "I will be Damned." Gabby smirks smugly. "All that does is change the title to 'Gabrielle saves Xena, from Demon Lord." She smiles and nods in approval of the title.

"OR, Aries saves the love of his life."

"Shit." Gabby spits.

"How about." Inuyasha mutters as he pulls himself out from under the tree. "Inuyasha kills two annoying fic jumpers."


So once again we must leave are heroes and villains. Will our lovely maiden Xena fall pray to the ever so sexy Dog Demon. Or will Gabby pull her head out of her ass and think of something. How will Aries and Inuyasha start their relationship? For answers to all of this and more please toon in for Chapter Three. Coming soon.