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Entry 16: Inuyasha's Obsession
Author's Note: Originally written for Inucomedyclub's "Modern Japan" prompt. Decided to wander into some "lighter" territory before the strap-on chapter/s begin!
Dear Diary,
Oh. My. God. Inuyasha has locked himself in the bathroom, and he won't come out. Every time he follows me to the modern era, he drives me nuts. Until this latest obsession, I've safely assumed he pursues to scarf down more of my mom's home cooking, to torment Buyo, to tease and suck up the adoration from my hero-worship-addled brother, or to tag after me to school and act crazy and jealous about Hojo-kun. I confess I kinda like the last, though given more recent developments and shocking revelations in our love life, I now think he was totally trying to get dear Hojo to look his way. Mom telling me that every time Hojo comes to check up on me he now asks whether the "rock star guy" is around does not help matters. Yes, I love having an irresistibly hot boyfriend, but why does the gay thing have to stick to him so hard that every dude in a hundred mile radius and a thousand year span have to crush out on him?
Anyway, Diary, about the bathroom. If "Ninja Food" used to be Inuyasha's favorite modern-day delight, now it's the toilet. He crouches there and flushes it, over and over, just watching it—like its better than episodes of "Naruto" and "Ninja Warrior" combined! (Actually, he is surprisingly uninterested in television. But that's partly because Mom told him she's gonna rice-paddle him into tomorrow if he didn't stop threatening to kaze-no-kizu the challengers on "Iron Chef.") He hasn't yet actually done his business in it, telling me that's "baka" and heading out into the bushes behind our house to do it! No, he just likes to watch the water go around. I suppose I should be grateful he doesn't drink out of it—which would be totally funny because he's a dog demon, right? Instead, he grabs wads of toilet paper and stuffs them in and watches them go down, then tissues, then toothpaste, then shampoo—anything he can find in there! And he totally panicked once when it got backed up and overflowed. He tried to shove the little rug around the seat in there to stop it. I flipped out when I he yelled my name and found this gross wet mess all over the bathroom and Inuyasha all red-faced and freaking. Fortunately, mom and Souta were out, and Jii-chan didn't wake up from his nap. We got it fixed without having to call a plumber, and Inuyasha promised not to get stuff jammed in there again.
I stood over his shoulder, hands on my hips, next time he followed me from the Feudal era and demanded access to the toilet again. Told him he could flush it a maximum of three times, and that was it. But he begged with those big golden eyes and took me in his arms and kissed me like he wasn't gay at all and so how could I not give in? He used my weakness for his kisses to push me out the door and lock it. And he's been in there now for two hours. Someone's gonna have to go soon, I just know it, and then what? More importantly, Diary, where's Buyo?!
Ugh!
Kagome
Dear Diary,
Oh. My. God. Inuyasha has locked himself in the bathroom, and he won't come out. Every time he follows me to the modern era, he drives me nuts. Until this latest obsession, I've safely assumed he pursues to scarf down more of my mom's home cooking, to torment Buyo, to tease and suck up the adoration from my hero-worship-addled brother, or to tag after me to school and act crazy and jealous about Hojo-kun. I confess I kinda like the last, though given more recent developments and shocking revelations in our love life, I now think he was totally trying to get dear Hojo to look his way. Mom telling me that every time Hojo comes to check up on me he now asks whether the "rock star guy" is around does not help matters. Yes, I love having an irresistibly hot boyfriend, but why does the gay thing have to stick to him so hard that every dude in a hundred mile radius and a thousand year span have to crush out on him?
Anyway, Diary, about the bathroom. If "Ninja Food" used to be Inuyasha's favorite modern-day delight, now it's the toilet. He crouches there and flushes it, over and over, just watching it—like its better than episodes of "Naruto" and "Ninja Warrior" combined! (Actually, he is surprisingly uninterested in television. But that's partly because Mom told him she's gonna rice-paddle him into tomorrow if he didn't stop threatening to kaze-no-kizu the challengers on "Iron Chef.") He hasn't yet actually done his business in it, telling me that's "baka" and heading out into the bushes behind our house to do it! No, he just likes to watch the water go around. I suppose I should be grateful he doesn't drink out of it—which would be totally funny because he's a dog demon, right? Instead, he grabs wads of toilet paper and stuffs them in and watches them go down, then tissues, then toothpaste, then shampoo—anything he can find in there! And he totally panicked once when it got backed up and overflowed. He tried to shove the little rug around the seat in there to stop it. I flipped out when I he yelled my name and found this gross wet mess all over the bathroom and Inuyasha all red-faced and freaking. Fortunately, mom and Souta were out, and Jii-chan didn't wake up from his nap. We got it fixed without having to call a plumber, and Inuyasha promised not to get stuff jammed in there again.
I stood over his shoulder, hands on my hips, next time he followed me from the Feudal era and demanded access to the toilet again. Told him he could flush it a maximum of three times, and that was it. But he begged with those big golden eyes and took me in his arms and kissed me like he wasn't gay at all and so how could I not give in? He used my weakness for his kisses to push me out the door and lock it. And he's been in there now for two hours. Someone's gonna have to go soon, I just know it, and then what? More importantly, Diary, where's Buyo?!
Ugh!
Kagome