My Best Friends is Naraku

Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha or Naruto
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We arrive at the village with little problems…just the normal fights between Sasuke and Naruto, Kakahi being perverted and giving a wide berth to Kaze, Sesshomaru, Itachi, Naraku, and me, and a few missing-nins attacking us every other day. I see guards at the entrance and another man in a Chuunin vest.
“Iruka-sensei!” shouts Naruto as he runs to the man's arms.
“Hey Naruto,” says the man warmly and blushes as he catches sight of us. “Hi.”
Neji and Sasuke nod and Kakashi blushes. Sesshomaru's and Itachi's eyes narrow while Kaze is looking elsewhere. A quick mind read confirms my suspicions that this man is the one Kakashi cheated on Kaze with, but he's innocent because he's being played the fool as well. My eyes narrow dangerously at Kakashi and I subtly move closer to Kakashi to attack. Naraku and Gaara shift with me to protect me. A light brush from Kaze snaps me from my anger causing me to glance at him and he shakes his head. I slightly brush him and shift back closer to my mates. I notice that Sasuke and Neji are watching us, but I tell them we're fine. They shift their attention back to Iruka and the guards.
“Yea!” cheers Naruto. “Come on Kagome! Koga! I'll show you where I live!”
He runs off with Kagome and Koga in tow walking.
“Ok,” says Iruka. “Shippo and Rin will go…”
“With me,” interrupts Sasuke. “Sesshomaru-sama, Kaze-sama, and Ares-sama can stay in the Uchiha mansion.”
“Can't wait to go home and see what he done with the place,” whispers Itachi and I giggle.
They soon leave. Neji offers his home for Sango and she accepts so they leave together. Naraku, Gaara, and I are offered an room at a inn. The town knows I'm “married” to Naraku and that Gaara doesn't sleep (according to them) because of Shukaku. We follow Iruka to the inn.
“Will you join me for tea?” I ask him.
“Sure,” he answers politely.
“Nara-koi, Gaara, will you two check on the others fro awhile?” I ask and get an affirmative before they leave.
“So, any lovers?” I ask nonchalantly.
“What??” stutters Iruka.
“Kakashi, maybe,” I say casually and Iruka blushes. “You do know he's cheating on you, right.”
He glances up at me as I casually sip my tea. I hear a `He's cheating?' This is going to be rough.
“Yep,” I nod and act as if I am talking to myself. “He was seeing Kaze, but Kaze caught him at a lie.”
`Kakashi?' “Oh,” he says politely. `Is he really…?'
“You could ask Kaze-sama,” I say. “Enough bad news. Gaara is coming home with us after we talk to his father in Suna. Naruto, Sasuke, and Neji may come with us. Did you know that Itachi can be quite sane?”
“Itachi?!?” squeaks Iruka.
“Yep. He's Sess's lover,” I continue. “Very nice. He's slightly a masochist, psychotic and sadistic, but nice.”
“Itachi?!?” Iruka squeaks again. He's very surprised and his mind is busy with flashes of bodies all over the ground and blood everywhere.
I roll my eyes dramatically and say, “You do know it was that sound-nin leader…uh, Orochimaru, who killed the clan, not him. Don't you? ~Slurp~”
“Are you going to tell all our secrets?” asks a voice.
“Hey Itachi,” I say cheerfully.
“Here's one of her's,” he says. “Gaara is also her husband and they are…ow!”
“Mmp,” I pout. “Sess claim you yet?”
“No,” he answers and glances down.
“It's alright,” I say as I pat his hand. “I have some good courting ideas for you.”
“What's going on?” asks Iruka.
“Oh, nothing much,” I respond. “He wants Sesshomaru to claim him and claim him in turn.”
Itachi blushes as I continue to pat and pet his hand softly. Itachi blushes and takes the affection calmly now. At first he flinched at being touched because of his past life with his family before they were killed. Sesshomaru was the same way with me and then had to get used to Rin doing the same when she started to copy my behavior. Kaze liked to do the same with them. That was funny. Now they soak up the affections.
“I think he'll be good for Kaze,” I say. “They both had been betrayed by the same man and they are nice people.”
The two men are still gaping and blinking in shock. `What the fuck?!?' goes through their minds and `She gone crazy' flashes through Itachi's mind. Guess he forgot I can read minds to an extent.
“Hmm,” I hum. “You know this tea is quite good.”
“Kaze and Iruka?” Itachi asks finally. “Hold it. Kaze, nice?!?”
“He is too,” I mutter. “I better get busy. Two demon lords will have mates and…oh, children…I see children…yea!”
I get up and bounce into the bedroom. I hear two thumps and walk back into the room after changing into my nightclothes. `Yep. They're unconscious. Fun time.' I braid Iruka's ponytail and put nail polish on Itachi's nail. `Hot pink really goes with his personality. *Giggle*' I camouflage the polish to be black. Itachi blinks and Iruka groans as they get up.
“Hi,” I say innocently. “Why don't you go home and think about it Iruka? And please keep Itachi's presence a secret.”
“Ok,” he says shakily. `Too much information. Itachi is back. Kakashi is cheating. Kaze and me?' He leaves us and Naraku and Gaara come back in the room and close the door. They glance at Itachi and me and raise their eyebrows. They can see through the illusion. Itachi doesn't catch their expression and nods a goodbye before leaving.
“He's in love with Sesshomaru,” I sigh. “They will be good for each other.”
“Mm-mmm,” agrees Naraku as he and Gaara disrobe.
I approach Naraku and help him disrobe. Each new skin exposed is now kissed and caressed. Gaara helps me. Tonight we'll dominate him.
“Just relax, love,” I purr as Gaara leans against the doorway of the doorway as I push Naraku onto the bed. “I'll take care of you.”
*Purr* I tie his hands to the headboard of the bed. I slowly strip. Gaara settles next to Naraku. The three of us are very comfortable. I'm nude now and straddle Naraku's waist. I gently rake his body with my hands and listen to his moans. I lean down and lap one of his nipples and play with the other one in my fingers. Rolling it gently and sucking gently gets a gasp and moan from my lover. His erection caresses my folds. I am so turned on, but we cannot do that here. But we can do other things. I let go of the nipples and get a groan of disappointment before lightly caressing his abdomen. The muscles jump at the light touch and a giggle reaches my ears. I look at Gaara and raise an eyebrow.
“My,” I tsk. “I think we found a weakness. My big, bad mate is ticklish.”
*Shriek of laughter* I tickle my mate for a bit and giggle a bit. Dark chuckles are also heard from next to us. I lick his face and let his hands go free. His arms circle my waist as he brings me close to his chest and kisses my cheek softly. Gaara climbs up next to us and we make room for him. I crawl down Naraku's body as Gaara takes my place and kisses Naraku. I go down to Naraku's legs and lightly brush his inner thighs. They open and expose Naraku's penis to me. I lightly breathe on it and watch it twitch as Naraku moans. I lap it softly to produce more and the louder moans are caught by Gaara's mouth. I take him into my mouth and lightly bob my head while licking and humming. Naraku is arching into my mouth and practically crushing Gaara's mouth onto his moans from being heard. Naraku's hands roam Gaara's body and fist Gaara's hair or back in search for an anchor. Soon he climaxes into my mouth and I swallow his seed. Gaara moves slightly as I crawl back up to Naraku. I kiss him and we all cuddle before falling asleep.