Date with Destiny

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Chapter 14: Four Weddings and a Funeral.

“Hmmpphhhh.” Yawned a still sleepy Kagome. 'Shit what the hell is this? Is it my time of the month already?' Groaned Kagome looking down at the dried smear of blood on her thighs. Focusing her eyes, she tentatively scanned her surroundings. 'Damn hangover! ...Still I don't remember my room being this large. I wonder.. maybe I'm still asleep.' She smiled pleasantly, once again closing her eyes.

“Your human frailty shows, our activities last night was not that strenuous. Perhaps this Sesshoumaru should have been more merciful regarding our bedroom sessions.”

“Kyaaaa!”

Thud.

Kagome turned quickly in haste and ended up falling off the side of the bed.

“Hn. So very 'human'.” Continued Sesshoumaru in an amused tone whilst, peering from the edge of the bed at her crumpled form on the floor.

“What the hell are you doing in my bed half naked, you pervert!” She huffed wrapping the fallen sheets around her slight form.

“The lower part of this Sesshoumaru also remains bare, ningen.” He smirked.

Kagome's eyes became round, she blinked and then started flushing scarlet. Looking at the red stained sheets then at Sesshoumaru's tousled appearance she could guess what had happened the night before.

She gulped then tried to sit up.

“Bad move! Bad move!” She winced, clutching her lower abdomen with one hand and her head with the other.

Sesshoumaru's eyes flashed crimson at the sight of her in pain. “Do not move.”

“Oh la di freakin dah! What the hell am I supposed to do here? Pose for you, while you gets snap shots to email to a friend on the internet?”

Sesshoumaru growled in his throat. “You will refrain from vulgar thoughts of those nature. You are my mate. The Lady of the Western Lands and thus you will carry yourself as befits your station.”

“Well excuse my 'Lady of the Western Land' ass if I seem agitated, but it's not every freakin day that some pompous pervert wriggles his butt naked ass on my bed and calls me his mate!” She fumed.

The Taiyoukai tilted his head ever so slightly in her direction observing her with pinkish eyes. “This is my quarters and my bed. Do not lash your insolent tongue at me, for it might have been you that seduced this Sesshoumaru.”

Kagome's eyes twitched. “What did you say?” She asked in a low flat voice.

“You have heard what I said. This Sesshoumaru will not repeat himself.” He replied drily.

“I would never again sleep with a jackass with the likes of you even if you were the last male on this damn planet and survival of both our species depended on it you silver-backed ape..”

“Inu.” Sesshoumaru corrected.

“Oh for the freakin luv of .. whatever the hell you are!.”

Kagome huffed around the bed limping slightly while gathering her things in a hurry. “You know you're just like the rest of them. I should have known better. I know last night we were both heavily intoxicated because I can't recall anything after drinking one glass of that damn drink. And I know that you have too much pride and honor to stoop to prey on naïve virgins, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you accuse me of seducing you!”

“Kagome, come here.” The Western Lord said softly.

“I don't want to.” Sobbed Kagome seating herself on the adjacent couch. “Don't you see? We've only been mated a day and we're already arguing.” She wailed. “In a week we'll be at each other's throats!”

Sesshoumaru appears suddenly centimeters from her face, earning a gasp from the crying girl. He envelopes her in his arms placing feather light kisses on top her forehead. Stroking her back in soothing motions he kisses away her fallen tears.

“This Sesshoumaru is not one to apologize. But ... you were in the right being angry at my person for I affronted your virtue and took something precious that cannot be given back. Rest assured that am ready to take responsibility for my actions.”

“So that's all that I am? A responsibility?” She cried.

Sesshoumaru placed a claw on her lips silencing her protests.

“You misunderstand mate. Cease putting words into my mouth. No other has been able to heal this Sesshoumaru's heart, nor soothe my darker self than you Kagome. Fate has restored you to me, however, even if it has not been so, this Sesshoumaru would have carved my own destiny if only to fight my way to you. I had lost you once Koi, I cannot lose you again. I fought for my land and my title, but in the end lost the most valuable treasure of the Western Lands that mattered most... You. This Sesshoumaru realized too late that all that fighting, all that struggle was all in vain because I was not there to protect you. My wrong has unceasingly haunted me all these centuries, I will not permit such tragedy to befall you again.”

Kagome looked at him with loved filled eyes. She kissed the claw placed upon her lips. Sesshoumaru groaned. “You awaken fires that cannot put out easily Kagome. Take care what you do around me. Do not do that again least we resume our previous activities the night before.

Kagome smiled mischievously. Slowly she ran her tongue up and down his claw then teased him by taking his finger in her mouth and sucking languidly.

The Taiyoukai's inner Inu howled in delight. Sesshoumaru himself could feel the sudden rush of liquid heat overwhelm him and pool in his lower regions. His face remained emotionless but his eyes reflected back a deep smouldering hunger. Growling his intent, he cups her womanhood and kisses her with passion and need. He then picks her up bridal style and walks towards the blood stained bed. Normally he would not have tolerated the ruined sheets, but it was the witness of their passion filled night and a testimony that Kagome now indeed belonged to none other than him.

“Koi last night this Sesshoumaru vaguely remembers how we made love. But this morning I will pleasure your body and satisfy your need until you are left breathless.”

“Sesshoumaru.” Moaned Kagome arching her back to him. “Fill me now. I need you.”

Her heated pants were driving him over the edge, but he wanted her to feel and remember their union as one of great passion and need. Not one made purely due to drunkenness. True they had both been intoxicated, but he wanted her to know that he was intoxicated by her alone. He was ruled by his great need of her.

“Show me.” He growled huskily.

Kagome, straddled his reclining form. She held his claws with both hands and sucked each digit while impaling herself upon his hard member. With each thrust of his member inside her, she mimicked it by enveloping his fingers in her hot mouth. She tensed her lower abdominals making her core grip him tighter. He moaned his pleasure and writhed feverishly on the sheets. He called out her name, but she herself barely heard his voice as she too was lost in her physical need to be filled with his seed again.

She pumped him faster. The Inu Lord responding well even in his great need to immerse himself with her essence more. Her face was flushed with their fast movements. She threw her head back, as he fondled her mounds. Each milky roundness fitting so perfectly within his claws surely she had been created my the kamis to complement and complete him. Kagome moaned louder, her breathing becoming pants.

Ever so tightly she squeezed him harder still, making her slow down slightly. Red eyes glinting he growled possessively, placing both hands on her hips and helping her speed up again. Kagome's pleasured scream ripped from her throat as each thrust pushed his hardness in her deeper, touching a sensitive spot within her that sent her spiraling into a ecstatic euphoria which no words could describe. Three more pumps and her body convulsed in reaching her peak. She sucked him hard taking him on the verge of spilling his seed in her. With a great roar that can be heard throughout the building he sunk his fangs in her neck, once again strengthening his claim on her. His body pushed slower against her, as their combined essences slid and coated his member.

He pulled Kagome's tired form to himself imprisoning her in his elegant limbs. He wanted to be covered in her scent-to be filled with the fragrance that was their union. Wrapping his legs around hers he smiled at her slumbering form, as his inner beast purred in languid contentment.

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Sniff. Sniff.

“Come on Sango, I'll wed you my love. I promise I'll be true this time, I swear to Buddha. I'll even place sutras on my d'ck so that you will be only one to grace my bed.” Pledged Miroku.

“Grace your freakin bed? Damn right! If I so much as see your pupils dilate towards another female, even all the sutras whether Shinto or Buddhist won't save your weiner from being neutered and incarnated before your death!”

Gulp.

'Merciful kamis what have I gotten myself to?'

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“Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..gogggg..gog.. wahhh!”

“Dude! Quit with the rugrats episode!”

“Shut the hell up ye cradle snatching pedophile!”

“Look, I'm youkai and therefore bound by honor to care and protect you being my mate... Dude.”

“You dipshit! I'm not even wearing your mark or a ring on my finger and ye be already claiming me as mate!”

“Uh, you might pass out if I try and mark you now, which would be like uh.. bummer. We have to be... (ahem)... you know... ( Hiten makes an ok sign with one hand, then thrusts a finger from his other hand in the hole made by the ok sign)... get my drift dude?”

“Ewwwww.. you sick pervert!... ( Slap)..”

“I have some ice cream on the fridge.” He offered.

“I don't care!.. (stick out tongue) ... you took away my innocence and deflowered me...(looking to Hiten)... what flavor?”

“Rocky road. Complete with sprinkles.”

“Yum, my favorite... what color are the sprinkles?”

“Rainbow of course... dude.”

Squeal of delight.

“I accept your sweet tooth proposal!”

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“I-Inuyasha?”

“Kikyo?”

“INUYASHA!”

“KIKYO!”

Twang.

“I'm gonna pin that foreskin of yours to that friggin bed post you vile beast!”

“But Kikyo I'm your mate now! You're not supposed to shoot your fuckin mate!”

Both run around the bed . Inuyasha clad only in towel wrapped around his waist. Kikyo in a white yukata.

Inuyasha trips on Kikyo's high heeled shoe laying on the carpet.

“Fuck... This is a damn conspiracy!”

Kikyo jumps on the bed with a triumphal smirk then launches herself to Inuyasha intent on kneeing him in the groin.

“Die Inuyasha!”

“MMERCYY!”

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Blwerrrrkkkkk.

Kouga throws up in the sink, crying and hugging himself. He had locked himself in the bathroom.

“Honey!.. Let me in!” Barked Ayame.

“Not By the hair on your chinny chin chin!”

“Then I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll kick this damn door in!”

“Fucking leave me alone!

“I wear your mark dammit! Open the god damn door!” Ayame gives the door one solid kick and it flies open.

“Here comes the bride...” Sings Ayame.

Close up of Kouga with fearful eyes.

Jaws music start.