Dogs

Sesshoumaru woke up with a hanyou practically on top of him wrapped in his tail.
“Inuyasha wake up and get off of me.”

Inuyasha just grumbled at Sesshoumaru.

“But, why won’t you stay up and cook me ramen Kagome? Don’t you love me anymore?”

Sesshoumaru then roughly shoved Inuyasha off his person. Inuyasha woke up and growled.

“What the hell did you do that for?”

Inuyasha stated grumpy from being awoken so roughly.

“If you are going to continue having dreams about your human mate with me having to sleep next to you then you had better find a way to get your own tail. I am not your human woman.”

Sesshoumaru stretched as he got up and walked around a bit. It was a bright sunny day and they were going to go back to the library even if Inuyasha grumbled about it.

“Sess you are not going to go out with your tail sticking out of your pants are you?”

Inuyasha stated looking at the long white tail he wanted to cuddle back into since it was so soft and he had been so warm. Why the hell did Sesshoumaru complain about it? It was a great thing to have.

“No I am not. We are going back to the hotel and of course I have to teleport us there so don’t ask.”

With that Inuyasha was roughly pulled from the ground and wrapped once again in the tail since Sesshoumaru refused to have him that close to his body again. When they landed Sesshoumaru tried to figure out a way to get into their room without having to go through all the humans. He smelled the air and found it using his powers to force the window open. Then they settled into their room terrifying a maid who didn’t see them come in who happened to be cleaning the bathroom. Inuyasha hid behind his brother to hide the tail. That could have caused problems.

“Excuse me Sir, there was no sign on the door.”

Sesshoumaru growled at being invaded in his room like this by a servant woman, but Inuyasha peaked around him.

“It is ok, just leave him some extra soaps ok?”

Inuyasha stated as Sesshoumaru looked back at his brother.

“Inuyasha was I supposed to have something to keep people out of our room little brother?”

Sesshoumaru stated softly in Japanese.

“Yeah, sorry about that. Still if I told her to stay out you would have had a fit since you love your little soap things. That is why I couldn’t leave a sign on the door. See that do not disturb sign. That means they won’t clean or bring you stuff. So be glad I didn’t tell you about it.”

Sesshoumaru made his usual ‘hn’ sound of agreement or whatever that was since Inuyasha just accepted it as some sort of acknowledgement and that he was not longer in trouble. Well, so far anyway since he had to call Kagome again today.

The woman left with her things closing the door, then Inuyasha unwrapped himself from the tail although he petted it a few times in the process feeling rather sullen that he didn’t have such a cool thing to mess with.

“Do not fondle my tail Inuyasha.”

The tail disappeared and now there was a gaping hole in Sesshoumaru’s brand new jeans.

“We are going to have to buy you more pants Sesshoumaru if you are going to let your tail out on occasion.”

Sesshoumaru used his powers and the hole was no longer there.

“If you really think something like that is a problem then you really do not know me. How many times have you and your human broken my armor?”

Inuyasha sighed. Sesshoumaru was so damn lucky. If he had a tail he would not have any damn clue how to make it disappear and he wouldn’t want it to so all of his pants would have holes in them for it.

“You really envy this don’t you Inuyasha? Being who I am comes with responsibilities you are not ready for. You are still a pup; enjoy your youth while you have it.”

Sesshoumaru stated dryly.

“I want one. How do I get one?”

Inuyasha stated kind of wishing the tail would reappear.

“You can’t have one Inuyasha so quit asking and no I won’t let you play with it any time you want to. It is a part of me and it does have feeling in it. I don’t like being fondled by anyone unless I choose it.”

Sesshoumaru stated crossing his arms looking down at his little brother like he was two years old.

“We are going to the library again aren’t we? Why don’t you want to do something else?”

Inuyasha grumbled as he sat on the bed pouting.

“Like what Inuyasha? Go to another one of your clubs so you can get in trouble with women? No thank you. I had enough of that.”

Sesshoumaru looked at his little brother who was thinking and that was never good for him.

“What are you trying to do? You are conspiring again Inuyasha.”

Inuyasha looked at his brother and finally asked him the question that was bugging him all day.

“Why the hell don’t you want a woman Sesshoumaru? So what if they die before us. You are always stiff and miserable. You need to get laid.”

Sesshoumaru looked confused.

“What is this laid?”

Inuyasha bust up laughing and then he tried to put on a serious face which was really hard. Did he really have to talk to his brother about sex?

“You know have sex with a woman? I mean you didn’t even do anything with Kagur……”

Sesshoumaru growled lowly.

“Do not talk about her. She is dead and what we did or did not do is not your business.”

Inuyasha pushed then sensing some discomfort in his brother.

“So you did then? No way, I mean I can see it but………..”

Sesshoumaru marched over and bonked Inuyasha in the head.

“You will not ask about such personal things and no we did not.”

Inuyasha rubbed his head.

“So you can’t get it up any more or what? I mean you are over 1000 years old now. 1200 years to be precise…………”

Inuyasha was bonked again.

“Shut up. I have no problem in that area I just do not choose to discuss it. Now we are going to the library you brat.”

Sesshoumaru knew no matter how many times he punched, beat, or bonked his brother Inuyasha did not know how to shut up.

“But Sess………”

Inuyasha whimpered.

“Silence!”

Sesshoumaru roared.

“You can’t do this to me! I am an adult and I want to know. How many times? I mean you can’t be a virgin still.”

Inuyasha stated making Sesshoumaru stop in his tracks.

“I am far from being pure you little brat now shut up before I really strangle you.”

Sesshoumaru stated stomping down the stairs.

“So how many?”

Inuyasha grinned as Sesshoumaru stayed tight lipped stopping again trying hard not to kill his little brother because he was just asking for it.

“None of your business.”

Sesshoumaru stated dangerously soft.

“Please………it is just you and me. I won’t tell anyone. Not even Kagome.”

Inuyasha stated.

“More than the monk, more than you have had by miles, and more then I want to remember.”

Sesshoumaru stated looking Inuyasha in the eyes not happy about this conversation at all.

“Any human?”

Inuyasha stated with a grin.

“No. This Sesshoumaru has not ever been intimate with a human. Not ever in my life. I am not like you or our Father.”

Sesshoumaru stated turning to walk down the stairs with Inuyasha chasing after him.

“Why not? I mean you haven’t done it until you have gone human once in your life!”

Inuyasha stated and Sesshoumaru turned beat red as a woman walked past them looking at them both funny. Sesshoumaru could have died from embarrassment. This conversation was so private and wrong. It was not something he talked about unlike Inuyasha who seemed to like to advertise every damn thing in his life and then some.

“You are serious little brother. I am against this and I have always been. Do not go into detail with me. I don’t want to know, I don’t ever want to hear about it, and I don’t want your advice in that area.”

Sesshoumaru started walking again. He didn’t care about the car anymore. He had to get away from this conversation fast. Inuyasha indeed went into detail in Japanese so no one would be offended except for him. He wished his ears were like his brothers right then and could flatten out to not hear a damn thing a person was saying. Sometimes Inuyasha was the one who had it good since sometimes it was good to be ignorant of things. There were just some things you didn’t want to know and Inuyasha was laying it all out right now in such morbid detail that Sesshoumaru wanted to find a rock to crawl under so he didn’t have to hear another word. He couldn’t strangle his brother in front of all these people. It wasn’t fair and this was supposed to be his vacation not Inuyasha’s.

Over and over Sesshoumaru told Inuyasha he didn’t want to know that or hear it. Did his little brother listen? No, did he ever listen? No. This should have been normal, but this conversation was far from it.

“See, now Sess you should try it. You would feel so much better.”

Inuyasha stated matter of factly.

“Inuyasha, if I had ever wanted to experience it just for that purpose you have ruined it. I do not ever want to even fathom such a thing. Thank you for helping me understand why I don’t want to fornicate nor become intimate with a human.”

Sesshoumaru stated firmly trying to get every damn visual of Kagome and Inuyasha going at it out of his head. It was just so wrong in so many ways he couldn’t describe how horrific it was to a demon.

“Sesshoumaru, you are thinking of me and Kagome. That is your problem. See if you think of it as you and some human you think is attractive it is a whole other thing.”

Inuyasha stated as he ran smack into his brother who turned around and suddenly pulled him behind the library building.

“Do not talk to me about this anymore Inuyasha! I have been trying to avoid this conversation if you haven’t noticed since you have been practically running to catch up to me. I do not want to talk about these things. Stop badgering me and get a life of your own. Quit trying to run my life.”

Sesshoumaru had lifted his brother by his collar trying to get his demon to settle down before it really hurt Inuyasha.

“I am not trying to do that……..”

Inuyasha whimpered.

“Silence! That is what I want from you until I allow you to talk again today. Be quiet if you are able to do that. I know it is difficult for you, but unless you want me to hurt you then I suggest you find a way to keep that loud mouth of yours from talking to me.”

Sesshoumaru stated lowly and dangerously again.

“But Sess……..”

Inuyasha whispered like a little kid trying to get his way.

“No buts Inuyasha! Silence! Do it, or I will do it for you!”

Sesshoumaru stated dropping his brother and going into the library leaving Inuyasha on the ground outside. Then he gave his license to the librarian and sat at the computer. Inuyasha decided perhaps reading a book instead of sitting next to his brother on the internet might be a wise decision. Learning how to knit may not be a bad idea as long as he was doing it far from his brother until Sesshoumaru calmed down. The guy couldn’t handle anything as simple as a guy to guy conversation about sex. How was he ever going to pass of as a human? Inuyasha was just trying to help him.

Inuyasha went over to the books and started searching for something interesting to read. There was nothing he liked. He hated reading books because Sesshoumaru had made him do it as a kid. Still there had to be something. Then he found it. Cook books and he sat for hours reading how to make food just in case Kagome took off again on him so that he wouldn’t starve.
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“You may talk now.”

Sesshoumaru stated softly as the library was almost ready to close. Sesshoumaru looked tired and unhappy. What the hell was up with him?

“What did you learn on the internet today Sess?”

Inuyasha stated softly not sure if he should say more than a few words at a time since the sex talk was really what he wanted to talk to his brother about. Sesshoumaru being so experienced might be able to help him out at least so why did the guy not want to talk about it? I mean he fucking raised him the least he could do is be a big brother and give him some advice since Sesshoumaru had to be an expert in the field. He was 1200 years old after all.

“I learned that same thing as before. Humans have not changed and that this world is still a mess. I have no way to fix it and that is disturbing to me.“

Sesshoumaru stated firmly. Inuyasha smiled and tried not to laugh again.

“This is why you are here isn’t it? You wanted to fix the world and you want demons back.”

Inuyasha stated firmly.

“Yes of course you idiot. Why else would I bother coming to this place?”

Sesshoumaru stated as he practically flopped into one of the soft cushioned chairs. Inuyasha sat across from his brother who looked like he had a headache coming on.

“You found out about World War 11 didn’t you Sess?”

Inuyasha stated softly. Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha like he was an idiot.

“You mean that flash of light we dealt with in 1940 something? I already knew about that. It didn’t wipe out all of our kind like you think. They are all just in hiding. It is a matter of finding them. The big bomb the humans made did not hit all of Japan you nit wit.”

Sesshoumaru stated angrily. That wasn’t the problem.

“Oh, I thought that was why you were bummed out.”

Inuyasha stated wiping off his brow and feeling better. He thought that was going to be a big drama, but it obviously wasn’t a problem.

“That was a human war. I care not for their stupid little wars. They want to kill each other then I will let them as long as I can kill a few along with them. What fun is it to just let them kill each other?”

Sesshoumaru stated softly with a faraway look in his eyes.

“Then what is the big problem Sess? Let’s go do something fun.”

Inuyasha stated with a grin.

“I am going to train you Inuyasha to be a demon. You will learn more about your demon side. I am done with our human explorations. We shall start our training and hunting the rest of this week. We can still go have your ‘fun’, but it will be on my schedule.”

Sesshoumaru stated firmly getting up. Inuyasha got up and frowned.

“I promised Kagome that we weren’t going to go on slaughter binges in the United States which was why I came with you. So you are going to anyway, what is new. Just don’t tell my wife and don’t make us show up on the news. I really don’t want to be kicked out of my own house for this.”

Inuyasha grumbled following his brother.

“I thought you were the man of your home Inuyasha? I see women do not change. You say they have more freedom, perhaps, but they still want the same things. They want a home, someone to care for them who are loyal, strong, and dependable. They want good breeding for young ones. It has not changed that much other then I do not care for their ‘fashions’.”

Sesshoumaru stated grumbling a bit. He was in some ways glad Rin did not live in this era or he would be pulling his hair out killing all the boys that would be looking her way.

“Sess, short skirts do have advantages you know.”

Inuyasha stated with a wry grin.

“Inuyasha shut the hell up. I don’t want to hear about it for the thousandth time!”
Sesshoumaru growled knowing now he would not get Inuyasha to shut up the whole evening. He shouldn’t have allowed the library to close.
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They were going to another club. Somehow Inuyasha had talked Sesshoumaru into going to a biker bar. They had the clothing and got in a brawl while there. It had been fun and of course the mess would have to be cleaned up by the humans this time. It was indeed a blood bath when they found out that the demon Lord didn’t even have a bike and he was a foreigner trying to fit in at their club. Still they got two nice bikes out of the whole deal and they would lose them later. For now they were having fun destroying the engines since neither one of them knew how to drive it. The rest of the bikes were acid melted after the fray since the bikers really pissed Sesshoumaru off. They shouldn’t have called him a fairy and touched his hair. One extremely drunk biker called Sesshoumaru a beautiful woman than grabbed his ass and that was the end of it. The bar became a slaughter house.

“What is with these strange humans thinking I am a female Inuyasha? Do I not look like a male?”

Inuyasha didn’t know how to break it to his brother.

“Ummmm, Sess you are beautiful and you look like you are only 19 years old if that. You are what they call here a pretty boy. Plus your long hair, not that it isn’t cool or that you should cut it makes them think you are………well…………”

Sesshoumaru ran his hand on the back of his neck.

“I see. So I still do not fit in.”

Inuyasha panicked.

“No it isn’t that at all! You do, that is part of the problem. They can’t help being attracted to you. You are different and like I said beautiful…………that isn’t being gay either.”

Sesshoumaru saw Inuyasha blush since he wasn’t ever this forward about such things except once and that was because Sesshoumaru was feeling bad. That is what happened again and Inuyasha hated Kagome crying so he couldn’t image dealing with that with his brother.

“Inuyasha I am not going to cry. Now you are trying to treat me like a woman.”

Inuyasha sighed and smiled.

“You are not the only one. They come onto me too. I just know how to deal with them. You haven’t been out here so you tend to just destroy them, which is fine and all, but of course they don’t really like things like that in the human world. It draws attention.”

Sesshoumaru then smiled a bit.

“Fine Inuyasha we will go to one of your foolish clubs. I am slightly intoxicated and I might be able to tolerate it this time. Still, you will not set me up with anyone nor stop me from killing anyone who touches me without my permission. I know how to get rid of them. I promise not to draw attention, I will take them outside. Then you have no worries around your humans and your wife.”

Inuyasha wanted to hug Sesshoumaru, but they had been a bit too touchy feely as of late. Neither one of them wanted to start that mess again.

“So, if you happen to pick up a human will you at least tell me so I can find another place to sleep? Then you have to tell me about it in the morning.”

Sesshoumaru sighed and shook his head.

“Even intoxicated I am not that insane Inuyasha. Keep your deviant thoughts to yourself little brother.”

Inuyasha had to push one last time.

“Will you at least consider flirting with some pretty humans with me? Dance with them or at least get up from the damn table?”

Sesshoumaru smiled at his brother.

“That, I will do for you.”

Inuyasha then helped Sesshoumaru hide the stolen bikes and watched Sesshoumaru melt then mark his territory on them. Inuyasha did the same. It was funny to them anyway.

“We showed those assholes didn’t we Sess? They won’t bug you again.”

Sesshoumaru smiled.

“No they will not. They won’t move ever again. I told you that sometimes hunting was fun, but you had to pick the right groups to do such things with. Had it been innocent men or women they are not our targets. Evil doers are much more entertaining.”

Inuyasha looked at his brother’s red eyes in the darkness.

“You can’t control them can you?”

Sesshoumaru looked confused.

“Control what little brother?”

Inuyasha smiled.

“Your eyes are red.”

Sesshoumaru smiled widely.

“So are yours, Inuyasha. Apparently your humans never told you. At night you cannot hide what you are. The gold in our eyes is only for the sunlight. In the darkness we are the things that go bump in the night that humans fear. We are the death that comes and for some like your wife the monster they desire above all others.”

Inuyasha frowned.

“My eyes are not red. You need to quit picking on me.”

Sesshoumaru picked up what was left of a mirror on the bike.

“Oh really little brother, look at your reflection and tell me I lie.”

Inuyasha looked. Then he looked at Sesshoumaru as his jaw dropped.

“Why didn’t you tell me this Sesshoumaru? Damn it all I could have used this against some of those bastards that used to chase me when I was a kid!”

Sesshoumaru smirked.

“You never listen to me or believe me Inuyasha. Not until it is right in front of your face so there you are. You have your witness. Now let us go.”

Inuyasha then wished he would have bought them both some tinted glasses or something. This was not a good idea. They indeed looked like damn vampires, but he wasn’t going to tell Sesshoumaru that.

“I can read your mind and do not compare what we are to the walking dead. We are much worse than that and much more beautiful.”

Sesshoumaru stated softly.

“Hey, I knew a vampire or two in my day. They were alright. They smelled funny, but they didn’t look bad to me.”

Sesshoumaru sighed at his little brother’s ignorance.

“Inuyasha you are a half demon. Of course you do not see as I do. I see a walking corpse, you see a walking dead human like your Kikyo. That disgusted me by the way and do not tell me you kissed a corpse or else I will silence you for the rest of the night.”

Inuyasha’s mouth dropped, he did and Sesshoumaru knew that.

“But…….you……….I mean……….”

Sesshoumaru laughed.

“Yes I know about it and I do not approve. Still shut the hell up. I do not want to know if you…….well you did not did you?”

Inuyasha turned beat red.

“No! I have only been with………….”

Sesshoumaru lifted an eyebrow.

“Oh, you try to give me sex advice and you were a virgin. You have only been with Kagome haven’t you?”

Inuyasha frowned.

“No I have not! I have had lots of girls just like you!”

Sesshoumaru grinned and pinned his baby brother to the wall.

“You were a virgin with Kagome and you are a liar. You amuse me little brother. So what was your first time like or was that your explanation to me? Is that why you are so obsessed with getting me laid? You are inexperienced and want my advice? Why did you not just ask?”

Inuyasha squirmed.

“Sess, I am more experienced let me go!”

Sesshoumaru smiled widely.

“Confess you were a virgin with Kagome and I will let you go.”

Inuyasha squirmed some more trying to get out of Sesshoumaru’s steel grip.

“No! I won’t do it damn it all!”

Sesshoumaru grasped his brother’s ear roughly and pinched his nose letting him go.

“You were a virgin I can smell it. You are so adorable baby brother. How cute. This was your very first time with a woman. No wonder you are so obsessed about sex. You have not ever had it before your human woman child.”

Inuyasha now growled at his brother as he was beat red.

“Shut up Sess.”

Sesshoumaru was having a ball with this.

“Should I tell the women we are to flirt with that this is only your second time?”

Inuyasha growled pushing Sesshoumaru away.

“I don’t want to go to the club! Just shut up!”

Sesshoumaru pulled his brother towards the club as Inuyasha struggled.

“You aren’t talking yourself out of this now Inuyasha. Come on it will be fun. We will meet lots of human women for you to flirt with for only the third time in your life. Oh that is right you did that here, but you haven’t slept with more than one. This is so cute. I have to tell your new friends.”

Inuyasha really started to pull away.

“Stop it I said I don’t want to go now!”

They were in the door in a split second completely knocking over the guard at the front door who went in after them. Sesshoumaru gave the man one look and it sent him running back out. Inuyasha was flung into a booth away from the crowd where he could not escape.

“You are sadistic you jerk! You wouldn’t dare tell anyone.”

Sesshoumaru smiled.

“Yes we will if you do not learn that talking to someone about something they did not wish to discuss is not a good idea unless you wish for them to do the same to you.”

Inuyasha frowned.

“What the hell is that supposed to mean? You are talking in riddles like Miroku.”

Sesshoumaru looked at Inuyasha and sighed.

“I won’t talk about your inexperience if you will let me be about my past. If you wish to know something than ask me in your usual tactless way or do not bother.”

Inuyasha looked down at the crowd.

“It looks like we have a few down there we could have fun with. You promised to dance so come on Sess. We are just dancing ok?”

Sesshoumaru reluctantly went down to the group of people dancing whispering in Inuyasha’s ear.

“They call this dancing? It looks more like they are under some sort of curse. This music, how can one dance to it?”

Inuyasha had a great idea. Going to the DJ he requested a song, but the DJ didn’t want to play it. Using the wonderful new information he found out about himself the DJ complied dusting off an old record. It was a very old classical song.

The dancers stopped and Sesshoumaru closed his eyes listening to the music. Now this was music. Removing his jacket leaving it on the bench he vied a young woman who was not so underdressed. She would be suitable.

“Would you care to dance?”

Sesshoumaru stated as he held out his hand to the young woman who looked shocked that he was asking her to dance.

“Sure.”

The girl said smiling as her friends giggled nodding for her to go. Sesshoumaru led the dance and was very graceful. The girl had a hard time keeping up, but he literally swept her off her feet. She was smiling the whole time and at the end Inuyasha sat in the booth dumbfounded. His brother was a good dancer and now had several women begging to know who he was from their friend whom he kissed her hand walking back to his table after politely taking his leave of her.

“You are damn good.”

Sesshoumaru shrugged at his brother who was in awe of him.

“I had to do this in court. You never had to deal with courtiers and etiquette training. Inuyasha you had things much better than you think. I was trained to be an Emperor, not enjoy myself or have fun. This is who I am and what I do. Someday you will know what it is to be a Lord of people. For a time anyway.”

Inuyasha frowned as Sesshoumaru turned away looking rather sad. The group of giggling young girls however rushed over to their table in nothing flat.

“Hi my name is Barbara; this is Jen, Connie, and Lisa. Can we sit with you guys?”

Sesshoumaru smiled politely and motioned for them to sit elbowing Inuyasha to stand until all four girls were seated.

“I am Michael Sony and this is my younger brother Rick.”

Jen piped up first.

“Oh, are you like the guys that own Sony. I so love your TV’s and radios.”

Inuyasha shrugged smiling at Sesshoumaru who shrugged back. Why not, they were just pretending anyway.

“Sure babe, whatever you want.”

Sesshoumaru kept up the conversation quite well and the girls were practically drooling over them both.

“No way, so you are like foreign from Japan. I so want to go there. They have the best cloths.”

Barbara stated with her eyes never leaving Sesshoumaru’s.

“Yeah, and such hot guys like you two.”

Lisa stated as she ran her hand over Inuyasha’s leg. Inuyasha grinned.

“We know, but what about you girls? What school are you going to?”

Sesshoumaru punched Inuyasha in the leg making him move the girl’s hand although he didn’t stop the conversation and Inuyasha couldn’t yelp although he was close to tears.

“So you wanna come to a party? We are going to blow this joint and you can come with us if you want to. You would so love our place.”

Lisa stated still trying to figure out a way to get these guys to come home with them.
“We can come, but we will not be able to stay.”

Sesshoumaru stated softly.

“Oh cool!”

The girls practically dragged the two demon men from their seats. Sesshoumaru had had more drinks then any human could handle and more of them then even Inuyasha could stomach. He had almost drained the bar they destroyed dry after the slaughter. He was happy and hammered.
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Inuyasha was lying on the couch trying to get that Lisa girl to quit groping him. She had his shirt in shambles and was trying desperately to get into his pants.

“I told you honey, I have a girlfriend. This night is for my brother.”

Lisa sighed, but didn’t give up.

“Well she ain’t here. You are mine for tonight.”

Inuyasha finally pushed her off as gently as possible.

“I said no. I am getting my brother and we are leaving.”

Lisa sat on the floor all pissed off while Barbara and Connie were taking turns making out with his brother. Of course Jen had left and Lisa now found a new target who was not fighting off anyone. He was hot too.

“Se….Michael we need to go.”

Sesshoumaru didn’t look up as he was groping both women with his hands busy while he was getting his pants unbuttoned by Lisa. He wasn’t even fighting them off.

“Michael!”

Inuyasha roared.

“Oh….. hi little brother. I am having fun aren’t you? Go to the hotel then, I am staying.”

Then Sesshoumaru proceeded to continue on with these young women. Inuyasha looked at his brother and thought for a second. Maybe Sesshoumaru needed this. No he would absolutely hate him in the morning and never forgive him.

“Michael we have to go now!”

Sesshoumaru looked at his brother without moving.

“I am not moving. I am being ravished. Let me be.”

Inuyasha smacked his hand into head. He had indeed asked for this crap. Then he had a great idea.

“Sess……..I mean Michael if you come with me we can go hunt. You know that you like to go hunting.”

Sesshoumaru refused to move really getting into this whole thing. He was too drunk to stop it and he was having fun. It had been a while since something like this had happened to him. Soon his pants were around his ankles when Inuyasha pulled Lisa off of him.

“He is drunk or can’t you bitches see that! You are taking advantage of him! We are leaving before he does something he will regret!”

Pushing the girls off of his brother he watched his brother sulk and laugh his ass off as Inuyasha pulled on his pants.

“Little brother, I can put them on myself…….see?”

As Sesshoumaru reached down to pull up his pants, he passed out cold right into his brother who had stumbled a bit to hold him up. Sesshoumaru wasn’t a light weight with all that muscle and being a six foot seven inch tall man it was rather awkward trying to get a hold of him. Inuyasha was only five foot nine so he was dwarfed by his big brother. It was just a good thing he was very strong, almost as strong as Sesshoumaru or he would have dropped him on his ass.

“You are so hammered and you are really going to hate yourself in the morning.”

The girls had a fit calling Inuyasha all kinds of names, but Inuyasha didn’t care. He roared at them.

“You were going to rape him and he had no idea what he was doing! You are bitches and we are leaving! No one takes advantage of my brother!”

With that Inuyasha slammed the door almost breaking it off of its hinges. It would be one thing if Sesshoumaru had any clue of what he was doing, but he was still damn innocent to these kinds of things and these kinds of women.

After reaching the hotel half dragging his brother there while Sesshoumaru told him a hundred times how great he was and how much he loved him Inuyasha was tired as hell. Helping his brother into a cold shower and then into bed Sesshoumaru’s eyes popped open as he ran to the bathroom to wretch out everything he drank. Inuyasha stood by the door feeling sorry for getting Sesshoumaru into that mess.

Handing his brother a towel Sesshoumaru stood up slowly. His head felt like a brick wall had fallen on it and his stomach was empty now. It might be a good time to kill something or someone. It indeed might make him feel better, but Inuyasha insisted he go to bed.

“Inuyasha what did I do tonight?”

Sesshoumaru mumbled.

“Nothing you should be ashamed of Sess. It was a long night and we are back now. Don’t worry about it ok?”

Inuyasha stated softly feeling like shit. He shouldn’t have pushed the issue.

“I didn’t have sex with anyone right? I am now still strait or did I do something I should know about?”

Sesshoumaru stated worried now since he couldn’t remember a damn thing.

“No you didn’t go crazy like that. You made out with a few human women that is all that happened.”

Inuyasha stated and Sesshoumaru’s face turned green again. He ran to the bathroom.

“Well damn, it couldn’t have been that bad Sess.”

Sesshoumaru wretched then wiped his mouth with the towel.

“It isn’t that blast it all! I think my spleen is somewhere in here. What is making out anyway?”

Inuyasha sighed.

“You kissed the girls and fondled them a bit.”

Sesshoumaru sighed and then looked at his brother.

“Did I enjoy it?”

Inuyasha couldn’t help it as he started laughing.

“You didn’t want to come here, you wanted to stay. All three girls would have been happy if you did, but you were not all there. I couldn’t let them take advantage of you.”

Sesshoumaru frowned.

“I Sesshoumaru do not ever lose control. I could have handled them.”

Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

“You don’t remember what you did, but you are ok with three women raping you?”

Sesshoumaru groaned.

“If you put it that way it makes sense on why I did not wish to stay.”

Inuyasha smiled. His brother would never change. It was best not to go any further into detail.
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The rest of the week went by pretty quickly. A lot of people in America died during that week, but no one seemed to notice. On the news there was something about a bar catching fire and all of the inhabitants happened to be in there at the same time all dying trying to get out. There were signs for missing children in the gang areas and suddenly the crime rate went down in the area.

“So did you enjoy your trip brother?”

Sesshoumaru asked Inuyasha.

“Yes, but it sucks I have to go back so soon. You really want to stay here on your own? I mean if you want to just call me and I will come out to visit you.”

Inuyasha stated softly. Sesshoumaru had extended his passport in order to stay longer. He liked the territories so far, but wanted to travel more. Inuyasha had to get back to Kagome or she was going to have the baby sooner than planned with her temper tantrums insisting Inuyasha come home immediately after the week was done. Sesshoumaru of course knew who ran Inuyasha’s house even though Inuyasha still insisted it was him.

“Sure, that would be good. I may try some of your ideas. I also hear Kouga is divorced now and he is going to be visiting your wife so you better behave yourself.”

Sesshoumaru stated with a grin. He knew this for the whole week they had been gone, but decided not to tell his brother yet. They indeed had too much fun and Inuyasha would have left the first day if he knew Kouga was in town.

“What! That bastard! He better not come to my house or I will kick his ass! Kagome is my woman! Mine damnit all and that flea bag wimpy ass wolf better remember that!”

Inuyasha roared clenching his fists. Sesshoumaru couldn’t help laughing even harder. The two had been best friends even with their differences.

“I am sure you will figure it out little brother. Now get on that plane and quit growling. You are scaring the weak humans.”

Sesshoumaru got a big hug from his brother.

“This was the best week Sess. I am glad you brought me no matter what. Don’t forget me ok?”

Inuyasha really hated to leave, but that damn wolf was free and single again. It was bad enough Hojo was coming around, but Kouga was like a plague he couldn’t get rid of. Sure he loved the guy as a friend, but the asshole had called Kagome his woman like that would ever happen. Jerk better not be at his house when he got there.

“Inuyasha, don’t forget me either and call me when your brat is born.”

Sesshoumaru stated with a soft smile. He actually looked forward to holding his tiny nephew and seeing if he had those crazy ears his Father sported when he wasn’t wearing a baseball cap as he had been when he left. He looked like a two year old rather than a soon to be Father. Inuyasha had matured quite a bit. Sesshoumaru could not be prouder.
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Most of the time that Sesshoumaru was in America he decided to go hiking in the mountains. There were so many places to explore and so many scents. The world was not just covered in pollution, but also in large areas of pure green. It was like home. He seriously was considering becoming a citizen, but he loved Japan too.

There in the deep woods of one of the National Forests Sesshoumaru could become his true self in all his glory and howl with his canine followers. Packs of canines would wander whether they were fox, wolf, coyote, or other creatures. Sometimes he would talk to the birds, the felines, and other animals of the area to find out where the best places to go for hunting could be found. It was like the old days before humans arrived, before the chaos, and before he loved Rin. Still he couldn’t get her out of his thoughts and dreams. That was only when Inuyasha had been around.

Smelling the air Sesshoumaru could sense the campers and the wild parties that would sometimes go on in the evenings filling the air with sounds of humans. They came and went as they always did. Nothing seemed to change.

Sesshoumaru had indeed taken his brother’s dumb advice and slept with a few human women courting them for a time. He could not see anything more than getting rid of his urges as a male and then there was no feeling. No sense of loss or love. No guilt or pleasure. It was rutting nothing more. He was a dog demon, a wandering beast. To settle down didn’t seem possible. He was certain he left a few hanyou bastards around his time, but didn’t really take the time to get to know them since he had slept with half demons before. He would not have lowered himself to sleep with a human until now.

The sun was shining through the trees and someone was walking along the ridge of the canyon. Their footsteps were not normal for a human. It felt odd and smelled strange. Like a lost hanyou in the wilderness. It didn’t smell like Inuyasha. It couldn’t be he wouldn’t come searching here for him when he hadn’t returned his calls in days now.

“Hey big brother, I didn’t think you were going to come back, but hell you could have tried.”

Sesshoumaru growled and then hugged his brother.

“So you are back brat. You smell different.”

Inuyasha grinned from ear to ear.

“Yeah, well I am a Dad now. Kagome is here with the baby, we all decided to come bug you.”

Sesshoumaru frowned and then shrugged. He had wanted to see his nephew. Walking up the hill Inuyasha wasn’t fucking kidding about bringing everyone. Kagome’s whole damn family was there, Kouga, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, and a one crying baby being nuzzled by Kagome.
“Inuyasha when you said all of you I did not think you brought your whole damn pack.”

Inuyasha shrugged and pushed his brother forward. Sesshoumaru looked down at the baby who was his nephew. Instantly the baby stopped crying and started laughing.

“What is it with you and kids Sesshoumaru? I can’t get him to shut up for me, but you come along and my son starts laughing.”

Sesshoumaru was handed his tiny nephew from Kagome who was smiling. The child pulled on Sesshoumaru’s long hair and he did not pull the tiny hands away. Instead he looked with gentle eyes at his tiny nephew.

“We named him Akiyoshi Etsuo ‘Sony’ Tashio. You know I put his true last name on the birth certificate, but we have to keep up appearances.”

Inuyasha stated as Sesshoumaru walked over to a tree stump holding the tiny baby. Kagome went to take him, but Sesshoumaru growled at her and took the bottle from her hand.

“He is not hungry yet. Let me spend some time with my nephew. You have had him long enough.”

Sesshoumaru talked to the infant in an ancient language only Inu demons knew and the baby acknowledged it. Akiyoshi did not have the same ears as Inuyasha. They were black fuzzy little things on a thick head of black hair with silver tipped ends. His golden eyes glittered up at him with the little fangs already starting to come in. Sesshoumaru gently allowed the babe to suckle his finger as he felt the baby fangs. They would be sharp just like his brother’s. Izayoi had a hard time nursing her pup because of those sharp little daggers when Inuyasha was this age. A newborn hanyou pup already was born with little fangs and teeth. Only on a few occasions would the fangs grow in later, but teething always came quickly with hanyous or demons. The child needed strong youkai blood to survive.

“Here is what you need little one. Your Father will have to contribute and his fingers will be a bit sore. It is well worth the pain to make you strong.”

Inuyasha watched his brother as he bit one of his fingers drawing some blood as the baby suckled it and seemed to glow a bit.

“Why did you do that?”

Sesshoumaru smiled up at Inuyasha.

“You wouldn’t remember little brother, but I did the same for you when you were a youngling. Back then I wanted to do this to make you strong enough to fight me. I did it for the wrong reasons. I hated you and my hate flowed into you. This time I will not make that mistake, but I had to admit even now I enjoyed holding you when you were an innocent. I would not have told anyone that in the past.”

Inuyasha smiled at his brother.

“You can’t keep my son Sesshoumaru. Kagome may seem like a weak human, but she can hurt you with her purifying powers if you piss her off.”

Sesshoumaru laughed.

“No she cannot. Still, I would not do that to her or you. I will however while you are here take him when I please. You have many years to enjoy your son, I have this moment. Now let us alone.”

Inuyasha smiled and got up to help Kagome with dinner. The barbeque smelled really good and Kouga of course came bounding over to visit with the demon Lord.

“So, you got saddled into caring for the brat. Cute ain’t he.”

Sesshoumaru smiled.

“Yes Kouga, he is. Unlike you who are still a wolf brat. What are you doing here and how could you allow someone to take your mate? Are you a fool?”

Kouga frowned.

“No, I am just not going to talk about that with you. I am also a full demon you jerk. Don’t forget we had a deal.”

Sesshoumaru sighed.

“Yes, you get to live with us when everyone dies. I am aware of that. That changes nothing on this question I asked. However it is pleasant to see you again. Now go away I am visiting someone more important then you.”

Kouga smiled and left. The deal was still good even though Inuyasha had a shit fit with him when he found out he had come by just to visit Kagome. They had fought for weeks as usual and eventually they both gave in hanging out enjoying each other’s company as long as Kouga didn’t touch Kagome. Inuyasha had become ten times more protective of her after his son was born.

“Your Father and Mother will drive you to me little one. You are going to have many trials, but I will not abandon you. Come we shall walk and you will sense the forests with me.”

Sesshoumaru took the infant and raced through the woods as the child giggled in his arms. He wrapped his tail around the babe like a blanket and smiled at the freedom of this. Yes this was good and this would bring him home for a while.
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