Close Encounters Of The Fluffy Kind

A/N: Enjoy the chapters. Also, I do not own the character: Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. Think of a female him and you will have a pretty good picture of Kumiko's form.
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Kumiko groaned as she stared out the window. That bitch, Kagome, was probably with Sesshomaru and there was nothing that she could do about it. She could bet that the little bitch was seducing him and telling him things that would make him turn further away from her. It was simply not fair. She was the one who deserved Sesshomaru. She needed a strong mate and that pathetic little human had the honor of humping her man.

She began to pace around her room and tried to think of ways to get Sesshomaru to notice her. Perhaps if she wore something a bit more revealing? Yes, flashing him some skin would definitely work. Maybe some thigh. He looked to be a breast and thigh man. That skinny little miko could not compete with her sexy body. It would be funny as hell when Sesshomaru looked at her and then turned to the miko and said that he needed a woman whose body did not remind him of a skeleton. He would then come to her and they would mate for hours until they both collapsed from exhaustion. Now, to find the perfect outfit. Dinner was going to be fun.
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Sesshomaru groaned. He could smell Kagome and her scent was calling to him. He finally shoved the scrolls that he was reading away from him and called out to her. When he had her attention, he motioned for her to come to him and when she stood up, she smiled. She knew exactly what her male needed.

She walked to the door and locked it. She wanted to interruptions. She made her way over to Sesshomaru and felt his hands upon her hips. Without warning, he lifted her up and placed her on his desk. He quickly rid her of her garments and admired her nude form that was currently splayed out for him. His mouth watered as he gently pushed aside her thighs to get to her heated core. The moment his lips came into contact with her damp flesh, her arousal rose through the roof and he moaned. His tongue lapped at her jewel and he silently praised her when she allowed her thighs to spread even wider. Her moans increased and she wound her hands through his silky hair, pulling him closer to his treat.

His tongue moved from her clit to her core, and without a moment’s hesitation, he dove into her, twirling and licking deep within her. She squealed her delight as her orgasm approached and when she finally released, she cried out, “Oh, Kami. Sesshomaru!”

He smirked and brought his left hand down to his hakama. He released his aching soldier from its tent and slowly lifted Kagome into his arms. He sat down in his chair and brought his woman into his lap. He slid her down slowly, taking his time and savoring the feel of her heat surrounding him. When he had fully impaled himself, he began to lift her hips up and down upon him, working together with her in perfect harmony to reach a common goal. Paradise.

Her moans grew as she dug her nails into his shoulders. Had he not been wearing his haori, he was sure that his mate-to-be would have drawn blood. He grunted in frustration and stood up with her firmly attached to him. Turning around, he pressed her back up against the window and he began to pound into her, his hand upon the wall taking most of the weight.

Kagome knew that her backside was pressed against the glass and she was stunned that he would be so bold, but feeling him deep within her body made the miko close her eyes and relish the attention that he was bestowing upon her.

Soon, the lovers were grunting and whining as they reached their peak, neither wanting prolong their lover’s suffering, and when her muscles began to quiver, Sesshomaru growled and felt his seed shoot deep within her womb. His fangs had lengthened and he had to pull away from her or else he would have broken their agreement and marked her. He heard her cry of disappointment and he shook his head. As his breathing calmed, he looked up to see her shocked expression.

“If I would have not pulled away, you would now be wearing my mark upon your neck, and that was not our agreement. Please, dress and leave me. I need to calm down and will see you at dinner.” He said, handing her clothing to her.

Kagome gulped and quickly dressed. She walked to the door and unlocked it. Opening it, she paused and then asked, “Would breaking our agreement really be that bad?”

She did not even give him a chance to respond. She left and closed the door behind her, leaving a very confused taiyoukai by himself.

Sesshomaru could not believe his ears. Could it be that his little miko wanted him to mark her just as much as he wanted to mark her? If she did not want to wait, then he would talk to her about marking her as soon as Kumiko and her father left. That way, they could enjoy themselves during the first few days of the marking. Or perhaps he would wait until the next blood moon and allow her to become pregnant, then mark her. After all, if they were creating a new life for the world, then they should also have a new relationship.

He shook his head and decided to hold off on doing anything until after Kumiko left. He had a feeling that the female would not be able to control herself and would probably cause quite a bit of problems.
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Miroku had spent some time in his room and then decided to go for a walk to clear his head. He had thought of many things and he came to the decision that perhaps he had been in the wrong. It was wrong to constantly molest a woman, but he was in love with her and he wanted her to see that it was she that he desired, but maybe he went about it in the wrong way.

He walked and came to a decision. Inu Yasha had better move out of his way. He was going to be taking Sango back and this time, he would not do anything to offend her.

Decision made, he turned and looked up. His eyes widened as he saw Kagome’s naked backside pressed against the window and it was very obvious what she and Sesshomaru were doing. He grinned and watched the couple for a few moment. He had never said that he would stop being a hentai. And this was something that was very entertaining. When the couple finally broke apart, Miroku shook his head and went on his way.

“Well, that was a side of Lady Kagome that I had never thought I’d see.” He muttered, a silly smile plastered to his face.

He walked until he saw Sango and Ayame sitting on a bench and laughing. He slowly approached them and cleared his throat.

“Lady Ayame, may I have a word with Lady Sango, alone?” He asked, his violet eyes soft.

Ayame looked at Sango, who looked shocked. She nodded and got up, saying that she had to find Kouga and Inu Yasha. They were probably at each other’s throats by now.

Sango nodded and waved at her friend. She watched as Miroku took Ayame’s seat and then heard him clear his throat.

“I am a hentai. We both know it, and I never meant you any discomfort. I acted rudely towards you and I apologize for all that I have said. I would like to ask you to walk with me later on tonight and perhaps we can sit down and talk everything out.” He said, his voice pleading.

Sango was speechless. Inu Yasha had said that the monk would probably come to his senses, but she had never expected it to be this fast. Numbly, she nodded. When he grinned at her, she gave him a shaky smile back and watched as he stood and walked away.

All was not right in Sango’s world. Her mind was a swirling mess of confusion and she shook her head to clear it. She had been seeing Inu Yasha in a different light and now she felt guilty about being with Miroku later on in the evening. Standing up, she decided to go and speak with Inu Yasha.

She made her way into the palace and walked towards the dojo. Despite the rivalry over Kagome had been settled, both males found other things to goad the other with, so now both Kouga and Inu Yasha were standing in the dojo, hurling insults at each other. Ayame was watching with interested eyes and motioned for Sango to be quiet. This should prove to be rather interesting.
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Dinner came very quickly. Ayame and Sango had separated Inu Yasha and Kouga. Inu Yasha had a bandage over his nose and on one of his ears while Kouga’s hand was wrapped in a cloth.

It seemed that both men were biters and when Inu Yasha bit Kouga’s hand, the wolf delivered a nasty nip to the hanyou’s ear. Both males whined in pain but refused to let the other go. Finally, Ayame stepped in and made them separate.

While Ayame examined her mate and licked his wound, Sango looked Inu Yasha over. As she examined his ear, he began to purr and nuzzled his head into her stomach. She giggled and gave him a slight hug.

Now, both men glared at each other and would occasionally flash their fangs at the other. When Kagome and Sesshomaru entered the room, it grew quiet and everyone watched as the stoic lord led his woman to her seat. Kagome gave her friends brilliant smiles and patted Shippo’s head. Sesshomaru nodded at Shippo and Rin before addressing the table.

“This meeting will last a couple of days. Once it is over, we can begin looking for shards again.” He said, his cold, golden eyes scanning the group of people.

Everyone, including Kouga and Ayame nodded. The door to the dining room opened and Lord Sasko entered the room. He bowed to Sesshomaru and gave the others a bright smile. Though, he too, was a boar demon, he was much cleaner and respectful than his daughter.

“Good evening, Lord Sesshomaru, Lady Kagome. I can see that you are not pleased with me, and for that I apologize, but Kumiko does have a right to push her claim. I know that you will not chose her, but please tolerate her. She is such a delicate thing.” Lord Sasko said.

Ayame snorted. Delicate was not exactly the word she would use to describe the pig. However, she turned to look at her mate and found him glaring at her. She flashed him an innocent smile and then looked down at her plate.

The food had been served and everyone breathed a sigh of relief when Sesshomaru picked up his fork and lifted some rice to his mouth. Taking that as their signal, everyone else began to eat and Kagome grinned when she felt his foot rub up against her leg. It was clear that he was attempting to rectify his earlier dismissal and she gave him a bright smile.

Sesshomaru nodded at Kagome and then looked towards the doors when he heard loud snickering. His guards had never done that before, nor had they ever lost their bearings, but something was making them laugh.

The doors slowly opened and Jaken stepped through. His normally green face was bright red and he, too, seemed unable to contain his amusement. Finally, he took a deep breath and announced Lady Kumiko’s arrival.

Kagome nearly fell out of her seat. Suddenly, the thought of eating did not appeal to her and she gave her plate a slight push before looking up at Sesshomaru.

Never before had the taiyoukai seen such a sight. He was speechless and his face, normally showing no emotion, held a slight blush. The room was eerily quite and finally Ayame broke out into hysterical giggles, and was soon followed by Sango.

Kumiko’s eyes narrowed at the wolf and human. They were just jealous and were trying to make her feel badly. She knew she looked great. The guards in the hall had laughed, probably knowing that she, a full-blooded demoness, was about to humiliate the human miko by taking away the taiyoukai. She walked into the room and smiled at Sesshomaru.

Ayame and Sango could hardly hold their mirth. Kumiko was dressed in a gaudy purple and red dress that was low cut in the front and it barely covered her huge breasts. The dress had slits up the side of the skirt that showed off her thighs. Had her thighs not been lumpy and white, it might have been enticing, however on Kumiko, the dress was hideous. Ayame and Sango both snorted in glee, while Kouga, Inu Yasha, and Miroku did their damnedest not to look at her.

“I apologize for my tardiness. I simply could not find anything to wear.” She said, her eyes trained on the taiyoukai.

Sesshomaru shook his head and did not speak. At the moment, he did not trust himself to be polite. Inu Yasha, however, did not have that problem.

“You do know that the dress you are wearing is too small for you, right? What in the hell did you do? Did you raid Rin’s closet?” He asked, his puppy ears flattening to his skull.

Kumiko glared at the hanyou. She was about to open her mouth, but Rin innocently said, “That’s not my dress. Lord Sesshomaru says that I am not to wear things that would make one think less of my virtue. What’s a virtue?”

Kagome shook her head at Rin and then glanced at Ayame, who said, “Kumiko, what in the hell possessed you to wear that? You look hideous.”

Kumiko smirked. “You’re just jealous, wolf. You’re afraid that I’ll take your mate from you with my sexy body.” She said, not noticing her father sliding down in his chair.

Kagome’s eyes widened. What movie did this remind her of? Ah, of course. Her brother had once rented that Austin Powers movie and there was a character called “Fat Bastard” in it. Looking at Kumiko, she could see a slight resemblance in both looks and attitude. Shaking her head at the image of that oversized male, Kagome shuddered and knew that her appetite would not be needed for the rest of the night.

Sesshomaru took in a deep breath. He stood up and moved from his chair. He watched as Kumiko’s eyes widened and she smiled happily.

“I knew that you would like this. Now, I will forgive you for sleeping with the whore, but you have to mark me tonight if you want my full forgiveness.” She said, her voice thick with lust.

Sesshomaru stopped in his tracks and fought back the urge to vomit. When he had it under control, he glared at Kumiko and called for Jaken.

“Take this pitiful excuse for a female back to her chambers and make sure she puts on something more appropriate. I will not share a table with an under-dressed pig.” He snapped.

Kumiko’s eyes narrowed. She stepped forward and allowed her hand to fly, connecting with Sesshomaru’s cheek.

Smirking, she turned but turned when she was tapped on her shoulder. Turning, she saw herself looking at Kagome, who smirked and placed her hands upon Kumiko’s chest. Within an instant, Kumiko was in the air and flew across the room only to land with a loud thump on her generous backside.

Groaning, Kumiko struggled to get up, and did not notice that her tiny top had ripped apart. Now, her breasts were exposed and they went swaying with every move she made. Kagome strolled over to her and without a word, backhanded her.

“If you ever touch my mate again, you will not live to suffer his wrath. You will deal with me. He is mine, and I don’t share, pig. I don’t want you here anymore. Leave this palace before bedtime or I will free you from your miserable existence.” Kagome said, her voice deadly calm.

Kumiko held her cheek. It was burning and hurt like hell. She grunted and quickly walked away from Kagome. When she was far enough away, she turned and screamed, “HE IS MY MATE, YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH. HE WAS PROMISED TO ME AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT. YOU THINK YOU ARE SO HOT BECAUSE YOU ARE A MIKO, WELL, I’M NOT SCARED AND I AM NOT LEAVING.”

Kagome lifted an eyebrow and went after the upset pig, but was held back by Sesshomaru. Ayame had risen from her seat and had approached Kumiko, but Lord Sasko stood up and bowed to Sesshomaru.

“Perhaps it would be a good idea for my daughter to take her dinner in her chambers. I will escort her, and I apologize, Lady Kagome, for my daughter’s outburst. It will not happen again.” Lord Sasko said, bowing again.

Sesshomaru nodded and watched Sasko lead a sniffling Kumiko out of the dining room. Suddenly, snickering and wolf whistles were heard and Sesshomaru barked loudly to remind his soldiers that they were forgetting their places. When they were silent, Sesshomaru smirked and looked down at Kagome.

“Well, mate. Let us finish up dinner and then retreat to the library. We have much to discuss.” He said, his tone suggestive.

Kagome nodded and followed him back to her seat. The sudden anger she had felt upon seeing that pig touch her mate was something Kagome had never experienced and she actually liked it. For the first time, she got to inflict a wound upon someone and did not feel guilty. It was a good feeling to know that she had protected him just as he protected her.

Ayame smirked. Her little sister was getting bolder. Good. She needed to be in order to be a taiyoukai’s mate. Walking back over to her chair, she glanced at Kouga and gave a quick sniff. He was aroused and from the way he was looking at her, they would need to go to their chambers and have a discussion of their very own.

Sango had told Inu Yasha about Miroku, and he had told her to go and listen to him, but when she told him that she felt badly for going with another male, especially after they had kissed, he told her that he trusted her and that he would be waiting for her in her room with a good book.

After they ate, Sango found herself walking with Miroku and he had taken her arm and wrapped it around his.

“It’s a lovely night, isn’t it?” Miroku asked, his eyes straying down to Sango. When she nodded, he sighed. Her mind was not on him, but on Inu Yasha.

“Lady Sango, have you fallen for Inu Yasha?” He asked, his tone gentle. When she bit her lip and looked away, his heart plummeted. “I see. Does he feel the same?”

Sango sighed. “I think he does. I know that he cares for me and we have kissed. I’m sorry, Miroku. I just can’t do this. It doesn’t feel right, anymore.” She said, hugging herself.

Miroku’s heart shattered and he had no one else to blame but himself and Inu Yasha. That bastard knew that he loved Sango, even if he was angry and he had moved in on his territory. Well, he would have to speak to the amorous hanyou. This would not go unresolved. He looked at Sango, whose eyes were shining with tears.

“Promise that you will allow me to make up for the wrongs that I have done to you and give me a chance to show you that I do care for you as well. Let me make things right, Sango.” Miroku said. He pulled Sango into a tight embrace and held her.

Sango sighed and allowed him to hold her, but her thoughts were not on the monk, but instead, they were on a silver-haired hanyou with golden eyes as bright as the sun. Was she falling in love with him? She didn’t know, but all she knew for sure was that she would rather have his lips upon hers at that moment. She could not wait to get away from Miroku.
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Sesshomaru growled as he held Kagome’s hips down. His seed rushed into her body and he watched as she shivered from her climax. Once he was sure that he could spill no more, he gently brought his hands up to Kagome’s arms and pulled her down onto his chest.

As he held the shaking woman, he smirked and then thought about how much he was coming to care for her. At first, this was business, but now, it had evolved into something more, something pure for him and if he were to be honest, he believed that what he was feeling was love. Yes, he was beginning to fall in love with the human in his arms and he realized that with each time after they mated, he could feel the wanting, desiring, and lusting that came with love, but they were so much more intense. With Kagome, it simply felt natural for him to lose some sense of control and he actually was beginning to enjoy himself.

Perhaps his father had not been in the wrong after all. He had hated the great Inu Taisho for his love of a human woman, and he had despised that woman to her grave, now he could understand how they felt and why his father was so adamant about protecting her. It wasn’t because he had to, no, it was more like because he wanted to and needed to.

As Kagome lay nestled in his arms, their book forgotten, he smiled, a real smile, at the ceiling and felt her body relax. He loved how he could send her to her dreams with a smile and the feeling that should she have a bad dream, he would be there to take care of her and make her feel safe.

Suddenly, it became clear to Sesshomaru. Mark or no mark, they were mates. This is the way mates act, and he would wait no longer. He didn’t care if it broke their agreement or not. By this time tomorrow, Kagome would bare his mark for the world to see. And nothing that filthy pig or her foolish father could do would stop him.
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Kumiko winced as her father covered her wound. He had scolded her for her actions and then told her that she was not wanted by Sesshomaru. She had started to wail and he finally had yelled at her to shut up, something that he had never done before.

Kumiko looked at her father through puffy eyes. She snorted several times, and had to wipe her nose constantly. How could Sesshomaru not want her? She was sexy as hell and she had the better body. Her father told her that she was not to bother Lord Sesshomaru or Lady Kagome again. He then told her that they would be leaving in the morning and that she needed to get her belongings together.

Kumiko watched as her father left her room and she pouted. Suddenly, a plan formed in her mind and she began to giggle. It would take some doing, but she knew how royal protocol worked. He would have to see her if she requested it. All she would have to do is slip something in his drink to make him pass out and then she could get him into her bed.

She would not have to sleep with him, but make that stupid bitch, Kagome, think that they had screwed. She began snorting her glee and went to her bag for the tiny pouch that she had packed at the last minute. It was a good thing that she remembered this stuff. It would be very useful this night.