Naraku's Dildo Dreams: Cosas Random
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InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
1,552
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
12
Number 12
It all started when our overrated adventurer, Inuyasha, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly exasperated, Inuyasha whacked his cock, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, when his hands got all cumy, it did not). A few unsatisfying minutes later, he realized that his beloved Shikon Jewel was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Shippo. Inuyasha had known Shippo for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were raunchy ones. Shippo was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... insensitive. Inuyasha called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Shippo picked up to a very nervous Inuyasha. Shippo calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths belch before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually wildly cringe *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Inuyasha. Why was Shippo trying to distract Inuyasha? Because he had snuck out from Inuyasha's with the Shikon Jewel only eight days prior. It was a dildo shaped Shikon Jewel... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Inuyasha got back to the subject at hand: his Shikon Jewel. Shippo grimaced. Relunctantly, Shippo invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Shikon Jewel. Inuyasha grabbed his lover's balls and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Shippo realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Shikon Jewel and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Inuyasha took the best-in-its-so-called-'class' bicycle, he had take at least seven minutes before Inuyasha would get there. But if he took the feet? Then Shippo would be barely screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Shippo was interrupted by seven clueless racoons that were lured by his Shikon Jewel. Shippo sighed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he recklessly reached for his dull pencil and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the disease-infested jungle, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the feet rolling up. It was Inuyasha.
----o0o----
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Kaede's to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a quick leap, Inuyasha was off of his feet and went scandalously jaunting toward Shippo's front door. Meanwhile inside, Shippo was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Shikon Jewel into a box of dull pencils and then slid the box behind his kimode. Shippo was pleased but at least the Shikon Jewel was concealed. The doorbell clanged.
'Come in,' Shippo scandalously purred. With a hasty push, Inuyasha opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish rationality-deprived retard in a gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Shippo assured him. Inuyasha took a seat right next to where Shippo had hidden the Shikon Jewel. Shippo yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Inuyasha was distracted. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, Shippo noticed a dimwitted look on Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Shippo felt a stabbing pain in his ear when Inuyasha asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Shikon Jewel right by kimode by the window. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Inuyasha's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are Kagome's dull pencils from when she used to have pet disease-carrying chipmunks. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Inuyasha nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Shippo could react, Inuyasha carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The Shikon Jewel was plainly in view.
Inuyasha stared at Shippo for what what must've been five hours. Giggling like schoolgirl, Shippo groped exotically in Inuyasha's direction, clearly desperate. Inuyasha grabbed the Shikon Jewel and bolted for the door. It was locked. Shippo let out a eccentric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Inuyasha,' he rebuked. Shippo always had been a little annoying, so Inuyasha knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Shippo did something crazy, like... start chucking ninja stars at him or something. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he gripped his Shikon Jewel tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Shippo looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Inuyasha. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eleven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Inuyasha. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Shippo walked over to the window and looked down. Inuyasha was gone.
----o0o----
Just yonder, Inuyasha was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Shippo's place. Inuyasha had severely hurt his fingernail during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral racoons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Shikon Jewel. One by one they mounted on top Inuyasha making his asshole bigger and bloodier with their hot big cocks. Already weakened from his injury, Inuyasha yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of racoons running off with his Shikon Jewel.
About four hours later, Inuyasha awoke, his love hole throbbing. It was dark and Inuyasha did not know where he was. Deep in the uninhabited swamp, Inuyasha was abnormally lost. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he remembered that his Shikon Jewel was taken by the racoons. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a bloated racoon emerged from the imaginery desert. It was the alpha racoon. Inuyasha opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the racoon sunk its teeth into Inuyasha's prostate. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Inuyasha's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than three miles away, Shippo was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Shikon Jewel. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened banana. With a mighty thrust, he buried it deeply into his love hole. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Inuyasha... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the Shikon Jewel that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant racoons, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(
It all started when our overrated adventurer, Inuyasha, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling alarmingly exasperated, Inuyasha whacked his cock, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, when his hands got all cumy, it did not). A few unsatisfying minutes later, he realized that his beloved Shikon Jewel was missing! Immediately he called his lover, Shippo. Inuyasha had known Shippo for (plus or minus) 1.2 billion years, the majority of which were raunchy ones. Shippo was unique. He was intelligent though sometimes a little... insensitive. Inuyasha called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
Shippo picked up to a very nervous Inuyasha. Shippo calmly assured him that most South American hissing sloths belch before mating, yet disease-carrying chipmunks usually wildly cringe *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Inuyasha. Why was Shippo trying to distract Inuyasha? Because he had snuck out from Inuyasha's with the Shikon Jewel only eight days prior. It was a dildo shaped Shikon Jewel... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before Inuyasha got back to the subject at hand: his Shikon Jewel. Shippo grimaced. Relunctantly, Shippo invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Shikon Jewel. Inuyasha grabbed his lover's balls and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Shippo realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Shikon Jewel and he had to do it aptly. He figured that if Inuyasha took the best-in-its-so-called-'class' bicycle, he had take at least seven minutes before Inuyasha would get there. But if he took the feet? Then Shippo would be barely screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Shippo was interrupted by seven clueless racoons that were lured by his Shikon Jewel. Shippo sighed; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling displeased, he recklessly reached for his dull pencil and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the disease-infested jungle, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the feet rolling up. It was Inuyasha.
----o0o----
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Kaede's to pick up a 12-pack of potatos, so he knew he was running late. With a quick leap, Inuyasha was off of his feet and went scandalously jaunting toward Shippo's front door. Meanwhile inside, Shippo was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Shikon Jewel into a box of dull pencils and then slid the box behind his kimode. Shippo was pleased but at least the Shikon Jewel was concealed. The doorbell clanged.
'Come in,' Shippo scandalously purred. With a hasty push, Inuyasha opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some selfish rationality-deprived retard in a gas-guzzling, ecology-destroying, tankish SUV,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Shippo assured him. Inuyasha took a seat right next to where Shippo had hidden the Shikon Jewel. Shippo yawned trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Inuyasha was distracted. Duly ecstatic about the looming crises, Shippo noticed a dimwitted look on Inuyasha's face. Inuyasha slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
Shippo felt a stabbing pain in his ear when Inuyasha asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Shikon Jewel right by kimode by the window. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A dimwitted look started to form on Inuyasha's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are Kagome's dull pencils from when she used to have pet disease-carrying chipmunks. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Inuyasha nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Shippo could react, Inuyasha carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The Shikon Jewel was plainly in view.
Inuyasha stared at Shippo for what what must've been five hours. Giggling like schoolgirl, Shippo groped exotically in Inuyasha's direction, clearly desperate. Inuyasha grabbed the Shikon Jewel and bolted for the door. It was locked. Shippo let out a eccentric chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Inuyasha,' he rebuked. Shippo always had been a little annoying, so Inuyasha knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Shippo did something crazy, like... start chucking ninja stars at him or something. Heart filled with earnest fortitude, he gripped his Shikon Jewel tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
Shippo looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Inuyasha. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame eleven days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Inuyasha. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Shippo walked over to the window and looked down. Inuyasha was gone.
----o0o----
Just yonder, Inuyasha was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Shippo's place. Inuyasha had severely hurt his fingernail during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral racoons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Shikon Jewel. One by one they mounted on top Inuyasha making his asshole bigger and bloodier with their hot big cocks. Already weakened from his injury, Inuyasha yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of racoons running off with his Shikon Jewel.
About four hours later, Inuyasha awoke, his love hole throbbing. It was dark and Inuyasha did not know where he was. Deep in the uninhabited swamp, Inuyasha was abnormally lost. Suddenly inspired by the wise teachings of Confuscious, he remembered that his Shikon Jewel was taken by the racoons. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a bloated racoon emerged from the imaginery desert. It was the alpha racoon. Inuyasha opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the racoon sunk its teeth into Inuyasha's prostate. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Inuyasha's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than three miles away, Shippo was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Shikon Jewel. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened banana. With a mighty thrust, he buried it deeply into his love hole. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Inuyasha... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the Shikon Jewel that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant racoons, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(