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“Ugh, whatever!” ‘Sesshoumaru’ whined, “We can’t keep this up.”

He caught her with angry eyes, “You will not break your vow.”

“Well,” she argued, “you aren’t doing a good job at being me!”

His feminine voice sounded bitchy, rather than dignified. “Perhaps because this Sesshoumaru isn’t… vapid.”

Growling, Kagome stopped walking. It was oddly satisfying how organic her anger felt in his form. Her aura flared as striped arms flew up expressively, and something extended…

Sesshoumaru’s shock was clear on Kagome’s face as green light whipped from ‘his’ hand, bringing down a nearby tree.

She gasped, “Where are my powers!?”

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If the miko controls my youki… then her spiritual powers…

Sesshoumaru stared at ‘her’ hands. This was the biggest inconvenience yet. What could he possibly do with miko powers?

The answer came crashing through the trees.

“Oi, Kagome! Stop getting lost!” Inuyasha squared his shoulders, approaching‘her’, than glared at ‘Sesshoumaru’. “And stay away from this prick.”

Before she could react with increased ire, ‘Kagome’s’ voice commanded.

“Osuwari.”

Without a firm grasp on the spiritual energy the impact wasn’t as strong as desired, but for a moment it made the floating breasts, short skirt, and annoying version of himself almost tolerable.

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Inuyasha, scowling and dirty, kept clear from them both as they returned from the hot spring fiasco. Oddly enough, so did Rin. Jaken had noticed the girl’s quieter-than-normal behavior, but ‘Sesshoumaru’ looked as if he was in no mood to listen.

‘Kagome’, however, seemed miraculously better; that is until he felt a puzzling, strong pull at his new ‘miko’ senses. Unfamiliar, but unmistakable.

‘Her’ voice carried throughout the campsite. "The Shikon..."

In an instant, Inuyasha was at 'her' side. “A jewel shard? Where?"

A strong, ominous aura suddenly had the whole group on edge and Kagome retched at the stench.

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The abrupt appearance of Naraku levitating above them took the attention away from ‘Sesshoumaru’s' gagging, and he snickered at the battle-ready group. “Traveling together? You only make it easier to kill you all.”

‘Kagome’ instinctively commanded, “Jaken, protect Rin!”

“You filthy human! I…”

‘Sesshoumaru’ slapped the imp’s hat off. “Do it!”

Naraku was confused about the energetic taiyoukai, but saw ‘his’ personality change as an advantage. “You seem on edge, Sesshoumaru?”

Kagome suddenly realized he was addressing her, and answered in a defiant, low growl. “It’s because you smell like ass.”

The Greatest Evil of Japan was stunned into silence.

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A/N: alcohol=more giggles