For the Holidays

There once was a cold man who lived in the North Pole called Sesshy Claws. He was a rather fluffy person who loved young children and spoiled them unless they were bad like his little brother Inuyasha. Then he threw coal rocks at them.

Sesshy Claws rode a two headed dragon called Ah-Un that had lightning come out of its mouths so he could see in the snow and therefore he never needed a snow plow to get through the blizzards. He also used Ah-Un as a snow blower, but the dragon didn’t care much for that job when they had a walking fire starter that Jaken carried around.

Rin the elf’s ward was bummed because it was so cold in the North Pole and she had made hundreds of snowmen by now. She wanted a real friend and missed flowers. So Sesshy Claws being the sucker he was for that childish face who had him wrapped around her little finger went to the normal annoying world where he knew his little brother would be flinging their Fathers sword like a golf club.

“Come Rin, we are leaving.”

Sesshy Claws stated ignoring his annoying green pet frog that should just follow him because it was his job. Jaken of course was the ugliest elf in the North Pole, but Sesshy Claws liked little green people so he took him in anyway after taking over Santa Clause’s position. Sesshy was stuck now under the Santa Clause because he was dumb enough to accidently kill the real guy.

Since Lord Sesshy refused to eat cookies or drink milk he was kicked out of Santa Clause's home. Besides, he couldn’t get fat. The fact being, Sesshy is a demon Lord and he could never get fat so all the elves said he would never fly for the real guy.

When Sesshy flew around the room a few times though for real they changed their mind especially after witnessing the light whip he accidently used on the reindeer. They had venison for days and Rudolph was the only one left because Sesshy liked the red nose. Anything that weird had to be entertaining.

Then there was the beard problem. Sesshy mentioned his fluffy thing called a mokomoko could work so they said that will have to do, but he refused to wander around in a sled or throw toys at people unless it hurt them. So he was eventually fired and he was happy about that since he never wanted the job anyway. He owned the North Pole so why did he have to work? That was the job of stupid humans, dwarves, other lower creatures, and elves. Demon Lords were above that work crap.

A new Santa Clause took over and Sesshy was actually glad of that since he hated being nice to anyone for too long.

Still, Sesshy Claws liked throwing coal at his brother so he kept that title during this special time of year. This was something he loved to do every year and he knew that Inuyasha was dreading this so it was even better.

As the crew landed on the ground they were covered in white fluffy snow. Especially Jaken who sunk and Rin was now a snowperson.

Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and used his fluff to put his pack back on the damn dragon. Then they started to walk. This was a problem with all the snow so Ah-Un had to snow plow the area before Sesshoumaru could walk since his billowing white hakumas would have be frozen to his legs if this had not been done.

Now it was just finding a damn flower field in the snow and then it was time for Sesshy Claws present. Tormenting his little brother for hours since that was the best thing to do during Christmas time.
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Down the road a few miles away, Inuyasha had just wind scared the wicked witch who owned the gingerbread house since he was fricking hungry. The bitch wouldn’t let him eat the house or cook ramen noodles in her kitchen so she had to go.

“That was a bit harsh don’t you think Inuyasha?”

Kagome stated looking at her boyfriend who was rather hostile sometimes especially during this time of year, which to Kagome was supposed to be the happiest time of year.

“Kagome, I have to get something good before my jerk brother shows up. You know how things go for me every year.”

Inuyasha stated looking around for his lurking big brother waiting for that gigantic rock of coal to come flying at him from nowhere. Snowballs would come hurtling at him and then the fucking coal. It never failed and he didn’t expect anything different this year.

“Why don’t you go with me to my time? We can celebrate there and bring the rest of our pack.”

Kagome stated smiling. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

“Remember what happened last time? We were making out in your room and your little brother came in wanting to know when he was going to be an Uncle.'
"I can’t handle that pressure again. I also had to deal with my brother being even more of an asshole since he didn’t get his present. I got two rocks of coal flung at me and then he hung me upside down for an hour in the snow. My ears still hurt from that.”

Kagome sighed. Inuyasha was right. His brother could really be a jerk some days.

“Well let’s go find Miroku and Sango.”

Inuyasha looked at Kagome like she lost her mind.

“Kagome they are right there. Miroku is just buried in the snow after Sango clocked him good for groping her ass again. Are you blind or something?”

Kagome looked around. She couldn’t see them anywhere until Sango wandered over with Shippo on her shoulder. Miroku was still out cold.

“Do we really have to put up with your brother for Christmas? I mean can’t he find someone else to torment?”

Sango stated frustrated as Miroku finally groaned getting up out of the snow.

“Damn that was cold, and that will leave a mark.”

Miroku stated as they went into the gingerbread house after Inuyasha ripped off a candy cane shutter and started eating it.

“Are you sure that is such a great idea Inuyasha? This is an enchanted gingerbread house and those could be poisonous.”

Inuyasha rolled his eyes at Miroku who was sporting a black eye.

“I am a half demon who has been poisoned how many times Miroku or did you forget who my brother is?”

Miroku sighed. Inuyasha was right.

“Besides, this ain’t poisoned. It tastes like crap though, it must be stale.”

Inuyasha stated throwing the thing out the window breaking the candy glass.

“Oh great Inuyasha, why don’t you just leave the door open too? Did you live in a barn or something?”

Sango stated stomping her foot and standing by the fire to get warm.

“No I lived with my asshole brother which is worse than living in a barn.”

Inuyasha stated firmly as he threw some of the pieces of broken candy from the wind scar attack into the fireplace to keep the fire going. Shippo pouted at them all.

“I am the kid here and I should be the one who is complaining. I didn’t even get a present last year except from Kagome and Sango. You guys are just mean.”

Miroku sat with the pup after Inuyasha beaned him.

“We didn’t have anything to give you. You don’t understand women Shippo. They take all of your money.”

Sango bopped Miroku on top of his head frowning.

“Shippo those presents were from all of us. Santa Clause will bring you new ones this year unlike Sesshy Claws who is going to probably blow this house down if Kouga doesn’t. I see a white tornado coming our way Inuyasha. It looks like Ginta and Hakkaku are right behind him although they are rather small with the wolves. They must be like a mile behind him.”

Inuyasha frowned getting his tessaiga and heading outside until Kagome sat him.

“Will you not fight with him Inuyasha? There is enough room for all of us to hide in here until your stupid older brother shows up!”

Kagome sat on the little gingerbread chair that was a bit singed and the chair of course broke due to the wind scar attack. It too got thrown into the fire and Miroku got bopped again for looking under the short skirt. Why the hell didn’t Kagome wear winter clothing?

“Pervert.”

Sango stated and frowned at Kagome.

“You need winter clothing Kagome. Let’s see what they have around this house. I don’t know why Inuyasha has to be so impatient not letting you change.”

Inuyasha smirked as Miroku winked at him.

Kouga showed up freezing since the kilt he wore was damn cold during this time of year. He too needed winter cloths. The wind knocked the rest of the candy glass out of the already broken window.

“Dude, why can’t you just knock?”

Inuyasha stated grumpy he had to put up with the wolf too. Wasn’t it bad enough that Kouga lived to watch Sesshoumaru pick on him? Did he have to rub it in by being here?

“Because mutt face I am a Prince and you have to let me in.”

Inuyasha growled.

“I am a Prince too you ass.”

Kouga laughed.

“Ya Inuyasha, a Prince of mutts. Where is Lord of the Fluff?”

Sesshoumaru didn’t bother knocking when he found his brother’s scent. He just walked in.

“Inuyasha you know what time of year it is right?”

Inuyasha pouted.

“Yeah, let’s get this over with.”

Sesshy Claws had a new idea and he couldn’t find any fucking coal along the way so that plan was shot to hell.

“We have to find flowers for Rin. She wants flowers for Christmas so get your pack together and let’s get going.'
"What the fuck is Kagome wearing?”

Kagome came out wearing a white fluffy robe and pink slippers over her shoes.

“Inuyasha had no patience as usual so she is dressed………..”

Sango stated only to be interrupted by Sesshoumaru.

“Like a geisha, yes I am aware.”

Kagome frowned.

“I am not dressed like a geisha. These are my school cloths.”

Sesshoumaru frowned as the three other males smirked at one another.

“Kouga you have no reason to be smiling when your legs are frozen. Short skirts or kilts are not winter wear. I guess we must stop at my castle.”

Inuyasha frowned. He didn’t want to go to that hell hole.

“I’ll just stay here…………..”

That was all he got out before Sesshoumaru grabbed him by the ear and pulled him out of the gingerbread house.
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