A Ghostly Love

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Inuyasha characters so do not ask me if you can use them. There are a few characters that I might make up, and you have my full permission to use them. It does not bother me in the least bit.

This is the story that I wrote in the name of Sky, however, I was for some reason not allowed to log back on to the name, so I created this one. Now you can read what happens in the next chapter. I hope you enjoy it.

~*~*~A Ghostly Love~*~*~

~*~*~Chapter One~*~*~

A silver haired hanyou with dog ears on his head in a limo drove into the driveway of a humongous white, but dirty, mansion. He stopped the limo, shut it off and stepped out. He observed the mansion and the lawn before it. "Damn, this place looks like a fuckin' grave yard," he decided. He walked closer to the mansion, and as he approached one of the windows, he felt like he was being watched. "What the?" He peered in through the window he was about to look through, and realized that there was a figure of a young woman, watching him. Though her eyes were not visible, he could not help but feel he was being watched. He shivered. "Okay, so this place looks like a graveyard AND it's haunted! What next?! Probably a murder."

"Yo! Inuyasha! You don't plan on buying that old piece of junk do you?!" came a voice that the hanyou highly recognized.

The hanyou turned around to find himself face to face with a teen about his age. "David, what the hell are you doing here?"

The teen shrugged. "I dunno," he replied. "I was just roaming around the street trying to find some hot looking girls when I seen you pull into the driveway," he replied. "So, since I'm bored out of my mind, I figured that I should just come over here and bug ya. Oh, and to let you know that this house is haunted to. No one's lived in it for years."

"Keh. It's a little too obvious it's haunted," Inuyasha growled. "Something is watching me from that stupid window." He nodded at the window where the figure still stood.
David looked in the window.

"Ah, don't mind her, it's just Kagome," he said. "She'll just haunt you and play tricks on ya."

"Who said I was moving in?"

"No one, I was just saying just in case you were moving in. But if you're too chicken to move in I'll---"

"Chicken?!" Inuyasha demanded. "I ain't no damn chicken!"

"Are you sure? I could've sworn I seen wings where your arms should be," David replied. "And I could've sworn I just heard you talk in chicken language."

"I ain't no fuckin' chicken!" Inuyasha shouted.

David started making chicken noises, crowing like a rooster, and making little motions of a chicken.

Inuyasha growled. "You're in for it David!"

"Oh shit." David took off running because Inuyasha was hot on his trail.

"GET BACK HERE!!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Uh-uh!" David shouted back. "I choose life!"

Inuyasha leaped downward and grabbed David around the legs, nearly causing him to trip, but he leaped out of Inuyasha's grasp.

"Ha ha!" David shouted.

"You filthy blood sucker!" Inuyasha shouted as he got on his feet again. Once again, he was chasing after David.

"Mmm, blood!" David exclaimed. "I'll drink yours if you don't stop chasing me!"

"Oh really?" Inuyasha asked, still chasing him. "Like I'm really gonna believe that old trick!"

David turned around, and instead, he was chasing after Inuyasha. "Give me blood!" he exclaimed, sounding like a zombie.

"My God, you ARE a fuckin' vampire!" Inuyasha shouted. "I can't BELIEVE this! Don't you DARE bite me! Or I'll--- YOUCH!! What the hell was that for?!" He rubbed his sore ear.

David, who had just flew up in the air and bit Inuyasha's ear, said, "I dunno, it just seemed like a good idea at the time. But God damn! You need to clean out your ears! They taste like shit! Pig ears taste MUCH better than YOUR ears!"

"And that's a perfect reason not to clean them out: So you won't be tempted to eat my ears off my head," Inuyasha replied.

"Nah, I was just kiddin'," David said. "But still, your ears taste like shit. I wouldn't want to eat them even if you DID clean them out. You might try to poison me."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. “Whatever David," he said. "It's Sesshomaru's job to do the poisoning. And uh, whatever you do, don't wear tight pants around him, not that you do, but still, don't."

"Why?" David asked curiously. "Not that I wear tight pants, which I don't!"

"Sesshomaru just admitted that he's gay," Inuyasha said.

David's jaw dropped. "He's GAY?!"

"Unfortunately."

David turned around and said, "Hey Inuyasha! I'm Sesshomaru making out with another guy!" He changed his voice to a high pitched tone and said, "Oh baby you're so good! Yeah! Kiss me more! Kiss me harder! Oh! And keep that hand right there!"

Inuyasha cracked up laughing. "You didn't really touch yourself did you?" he asked, holding his guts.

"No, and I wasn't tempted either," David said. "That's my girlfriend's job."

"A little too much information David," Inuyasha said, a little grossed out. "Do you even have a girlfriend any more?"

"No, but it will be my new girlfriend's job."

"What about Angelina?"

"I broke up with her ages ago!" David exclaimed. "That girl's a fuckin' slut!"

"Let me guess, you fucked her, and then she went around town," Inuyasha said.

"Yep. Hey! How did you find out?!"

"She was bragging about it."

"Why I oughta . . . I kill her!"

'Not my fault you fucked the blabber mouth slut,' he thought and then said, "No, we don't need any more murders as it is. There's plenty enough goin' on in this town." He growled. "They almost got my sister too."

"Sister?!" David asked surprised. "Since when did you have a sister?!"

"My mom just gave birth to her last night, chill," Inuyasha replied. "Sheesh."

"I wonder what she'll look like when she gets older."

"Don't even think about it."

David pouted.

"Aw come on, man! I was just kidding! Sheesh!" he exclaimed. He put on a sly look. "But hey, I can dream."

"Keh. Do that and I'll kill ya," Inuyasha said. "She's only a baby you sick perv. And if you date her when she gets older, you'd probably be pretty desperate."

"Nope, because, hello! Vampires do not age past seventeen years old!"

"I forgot about that." Inuyasha thought for a moment and then said, "Half demons don't either, but I'll still find a way so you'll age."

"There isn't a way," David said flatly.

"Sure there is," Inuyasha replied. "Just turn you human and slice ya to pieces. You'd probably make a good lunch. Then you wouldn't be able to dream any more because you'd be dead."

David glared at him. "Ha ha, very funny," he said sarcastically.

"Wasn't supposed to be," Inuyasha said. "I just felt like being sarcastic."

"Jackass."

"Keh. Don't take it so seriously," Inuyasha said. "It's not like I was really gonna kill you. As dumb as you are, I won't kill you. You're my friend remember?"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" David shouted.

"Dumb."

David growled, and this time it was Inuyasha's turn to run.

"Oh no you don't! Get back here!" David howled.

"Uh-uh! I don't wanna know what you'll do to me!"

The ghost girl known as Kagome watched David chase Inuyasha around the yard like a blood sick wolf. Resting her chin on her hand, she shook her head. "Oh brother. Boys," she said. "They're so immature." She continued to watch them and then decided, "But the one with the dog ears is kinda cute." She hit herself. "Dammit Kagome!" she yelled at herself. "You're dead. He's alive. No falling in love. No, no, no. Bad Kagome."

"Who are you falling for now Kagome?" came a voice from behind her.

"Vamp! What do you want?!" Kagome yelled. "I told you a thousand times over, and I'll say it again. No, I will not go out with you!"

The male ghost known as Vamp chuckled. "I didn't come to ask you out again," he said. "I came to force you to."

Kagome “humph” ed and looked away from him, her see-through, pearly white arms crossed stubbornly against her chest. "I'll never go out with you! Not even if I had to die again and go to hell. Nope. Not even if you took my soul. So just go fuck yourself. Your dick might find you a passionate person. But then again you might scare it and it'll cut itself off your body, grow little legs and run. I would if I were that thing in your pants."

Vamp growled at her. "Bitch."

"Bastard," Kagome retorted.

"Carpet muncher."

"Cock sucker."

"Nose picker."

"Horse fucker."

"Goat fucker."

"Asshole."

"Butt picker."

"Ha! Ass and butt you lose!" Kagome exclaimed triumphantly.

"Fuck you," Vamp growled.

"No thank you. You'd have to grow a dick first any ways."

"Fuck you."

"I already told you, no thank you, you would have to grow a dick first anyways. I won't repeat myself any more."

He growled dangerously low in his throat, but knowing he lost the battle, he disappeared from sight, knowing Kagome just might come back with something else, possibly something even more mean. 'Who knows? That girl always has something up her sleeve and in that nasty mind of hers.'

**Two Days Later**

"Inuyasha, are you NUTS?!" David exclaimed. "You can't be serious about moving in that house are you?"

Inuyasha looked at him. "Do I look like I'm kidding?"

"Okay, I guess you are serious. But come on, man! Kagome will rip you to shreds! Vamp will too! He's as mean as the devil himself!"

"Go to hell David," Inuyasha sniped at him.

"I've already been there, and I find it quite lovely, thank you."

"Okay, go again and send me a post card and don't come back."

"Hey! Then who would you have to hang out with? Hm? Tell me that."

"Whatever! Just leave me alone! Geeze! What do you want?!"

"I just want to hang out, but if you don't like me hanging out with you then I won't."

"It's not that I don't like hanging out with you David, but you're getting annoying."

"Duh! I was doing that on purpose! Well..... in a way I wasn't, but still, moving in that mansion would be like committing suicide."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "I'll believe that when it happens. Then I'll come back to life and tell you what it's like to be dead."

David laughed. "Inuyasha, you're half 'DEMON', I'm a 'DEMON', we can't die unless someone stabs us in the heart!"

"The only good thing about being demon, or at least part demon, is the fact that you don't look older than 17."

"Yeah, that's a good thing. Because LOTS of chicks love me!"

"Yeah, and you already got my baby sister clinging to ya."

"I know. That little runt is annoying."

"Yeah, and the embarrassing part about having Sky as a sister is the fact that she's a pure blooded demon and I'm only half. So she's gonna be stronger than me! That's not fair!"

David laughed. "And that's pretty pathetic. Looks like until she's at least 17, she'll be looking up to you. But after that, you'll be looking up to her."

"Keh. I don't have to look up to no body. I didn't look up to the bastard Sesshomaru, so why would I need to look up to anyone now?"

"I dunno, maybe you've grown weak from old age."

"Hey! I'm only 19 in human years! That is not old!"

"No, but you look old."

"David....."

"Oh shit. See ya! Gotta go! I think I hear my mom calling me." David took off running, knowing that, half-demon as Inuyasha may be, he has some powerful claws, and that sword of his, Tetsusaiga, could tear him to pieces in one swing.

“I don't think so David! Get your ass back here!”

“Uh-uh! I choose life!”

“I'll use Tetsusaiga on you!”

David stopped running and walked back over to Inuyasha. “Yes?”

Thump! Inuyasha wacked him on the head. “Shut up, or I WILL use Tetsusaiga on you.”

David pretended to gulp and exclaimed, “Ooh, I'm so scared. NOT!”

Inuyasha growled.

“Okay, I'm goin' now,” David said. Before he left, he pulled Inuyasha's ear and teleported himself to his mansion.

Inuyasha growled and muttered, “I'll get you back for that David.”

A/N: Sorry about the hold up. I hope you like it though. However, there won't be anything sexual until later chapters.