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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
4
Views:
2,175
Reviews:
15
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
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Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha… and I never will. I just thought I’d write this for everyone’s amusement.
You love black and I like red
You like dogs and I like cats
I like to talk, you rather watch TV
You like to control, I accept what I see
You're so cool, I am emotional
You want a wife, I need a match for my soul
You stare at the moon, I reach for the stars m frm from Venus and you are from Mars
Inuyasha stared idly at half of the Shikon no Tama. How strange, he thought, that so many problems, so many deaths resulted in something so small, so insignificant in the scheme of things. Why was it made anyway? All those demons… and that priestess that had that fight so long ago… why did she decide to release this accursed thing into the world? He frowned. Stupid woman… just like all of them… or most of them rather. They didn’t have a lick of sense between the lot of them… he smiled. Except for maybe his Kagome. She would figure out how to destroy it. With that thought, his frown returned. Would she go away now… now that she really had no reason to stay? Would he let her? Yes… he had too. He thought sadly. I wish I could keep you… with me. His thoughts were filled with many happy nights with her by his side and their beautiful children with dark and light hair. He grinned thinking about them all, they would all be fat and happy, not having a care in the world. He would protect them from harm and sadness. He would give them all of that and more… but that was all in his dreams… and dreams sometimes… could never be realized.
Inuyasha could smell Kagome again. She returned to the feudal era, her faint smell... it was so artificial at times. He could at times smell strawberries, grapes, jasmine, apricots, peaches any number of delicious fruits or flowers. They smelled faintly of the real thing, but it was always too strong to be real. He sighed, he rarely smelled her the way she was made, which was sweet enough without her perfumed shampoos and… cod-izour-ers… he tried to remember the word in his mind, but gave up quickly. God… then sometimes she would put on perfumes on top of that… sometimes he wanted to shout at her to make up her mind about how she wanted to smell. All of those conflicting scents threw his nose into a tizzy when he tried to sniff her out. Then again… he should probably thank whoever the idiot was who made all that… or he might not be able to find her as quickly when he needed to.
His nostrils bunched when he picked up the scent of the other humans around him. I take back everything I said about Kagome smelling horrible! I’d rather be bombarded with those damnable perfumes than have to spend a second with these stupid humans… they stink to high heaven! Haven’t they eveardeard of a bath before?! The smell was enough to make him vomit at times… no wonder demons wanted to kill them! What did one human say to him about their thoughts on baths? ‘I take a bath once a year… whether I need it or not.’ What the hell kind of remark was that?!
“Inuyasha?” Kagome asked, not even bothering to look up, she knew he was there. “You awake?”
“Of course I’m awake woman!” He shouted. “What do you want?” There was still anger in his voice, but it lost most of it edge.
“Don’t you yell at me like YOU! You…” She tried desperately to think of something to say, it seemed that she was running out of insults. After years of yelling and screaming things name-calling was getting harder and harder to be original at. She puffed up her cheeks indignantly. Even though I’m running out of insults… he seems to still have plenty in his sick little puppy mind. She could still use her… secret weapon… but she decided long ago to only use it when he really pissed her off.
“Can’t think of anything to say?” He taunted, his rough voice carrying an uncharacteristic merry tune. That only served to infuriate her even more. His pulse only quickened when he felt her temperature rise. “I didn’t think so.” Her vision blurred for a moment in white-hot anger. He managed to stifle a groan from deep in his throat. Her anger sent out a heat that made his head spin. He nearly shuttereom iom it all, his body reacting from her passionate anger. If he could not have her heat from passion then he wanted the heat from her anger… it was a poor substitute, but it turned him on all the same.
“SIT!” She shrieked.
He fell to the ground with a loud THUD. He screamed, hoping he could move his body soon, his poor manhood being crushed by his weight… especially at that angle was horribly excruciating. “KAGOME!” He roared at her, once he was sure of his voice. He looked up at her when he could. She had a satisfied smile plastered on her face, he would see about that. Sure… he deserved to be sat every so often… but God… it hurt. It seemed that she planned to sit him every time he had a boner, hence why he was so mad at her every time she did it. When she sat him any other time… he could care less… it was a bit uncomfortable for his face to go flying into the grass… rocks… dirt… glass… ok… shit… is was WAY uncomfortable… but it rarely mattered… his demon blood would heal his body soon enough. His pride might have been a little hurt, but after being sat so many times… it started to affect him less and less.
“Stop being such an ass and maybe I wouldn’t sit you so much!” Her voice made his ears ring.
“Stop asking stupid questions and maybe I’ll stop being an ass!” He replied back, just as passionately.
“You! YOU!” Her voice raised an octave.
“Feh, Gods… shut the hell up woman… your loud annoying voice is enough to wake the dead!” Inuyasha tried to be as none conspicuous as he could about his aching member. He reached down, as they exchanged words, hoping she wouldn’t notice before she had another chance to sit him. He had to get it out of the way, otherwise… he wondered silently if he could break it. Not a good thought. His actions, of course, did not go unnoticed.
Her eyes grew a fraction, too shocked to comprehend what the hell he was doing. While he yelled he reached a hand down between his legs she screamed. “Pervert! SIT! SIT! SIT!” She yelled about before she had a chance to soak in what he was doing to himself.
My dick! My dick! He whimpered, his vision going black with white-hot pain dancing at the edges. “K-Kagome…” He stammered, his voice betraying him. “P-please… no more.” He was actually begging her! He couldn’t even believmselmself… His thoughts grew clouded, wait until I get up… then we’ll be seeing who begs who!
“You… you pervert!” She yelled, sitting him again before she left him to snivel in pain. She met with Sango just as she entered the village, her friend wondering what the monk had done now.
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End notes: I’m probably going to update this tomorrow. I’m still trying to figure out how to use this thing. It kind of sucks when the server decides to crash each and every time I except the way the story looks *groan* Expect some lemony goodness in the third of fourth chapter. Please leave reviews to tell me what you think.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Inuyasha… and I never will. I just thought I’d write this for everyone’s amusement.
You love black and I like red
You like dogs and I like cats
I like to talk, you rather watch TV
You like to control, I accept what I see
You're so cool, I am emotional
You want a wife, I need a match for my soul
You stare at the moon, I reach for the stars m frm from Venus and you are from Mars
Inuyasha stared idly at half of the Shikon no Tama. How strange, he thought, that so many problems, so many deaths resulted in something so small, so insignificant in the scheme of things. Why was it made anyway? All those demons… and that priestess that had that fight so long ago… why did she decide to release this accursed thing into the world? He frowned. Stupid woman… just like all of them… or most of them rather. They didn’t have a lick of sense between the lot of them… he smiled. Except for maybe his Kagome. She would figure out how to destroy it. With that thought, his frown returned. Would she go away now… now that she really had no reason to stay? Would he let her? Yes… he had too. He thought sadly. I wish I could keep you… with me. His thoughts were filled with many happy nights with her by his side and their beautiful children with dark and light hair. He grinned thinking about them all, they would all be fat and happy, not having a care in the world. He would protect them from harm and sadness. He would give them all of that and more… but that was all in his dreams… and dreams sometimes… could never be realized.
Inuyasha could smell Kagome again. She returned to the feudal era, her faint smell... it was so artificial at times. He could at times smell strawberries, grapes, jasmine, apricots, peaches any number of delicious fruits or flowers. They smelled faintly of the real thing, but it was always too strong to be real. He sighed, he rarely smelled her the way she was made, which was sweet enough without her perfumed shampoos and… cod-izour-ers… he tried to remember the word in his mind, but gave up quickly. God… then sometimes she would put on perfumes on top of that… sometimes he wanted to shout at her to make up her mind about how she wanted to smell. All of those conflicting scents threw his nose into a tizzy when he tried to sniff her out. Then again… he should probably thank whoever the idiot was who made all that… or he might not be able to find her as quickly when he needed to.
His nostrils bunched when he picked up the scent of the other humans around him. I take back everything I said about Kagome smelling horrible! I’d rather be bombarded with those damnable perfumes than have to spend a second with these stupid humans… they stink to high heaven! Haven’t they eveardeard of a bath before?! The smell was enough to make him vomit at times… no wonder demons wanted to kill them! What did one human say to him about their thoughts on baths? ‘I take a bath once a year… whether I need it or not.’ What the hell kind of remark was that?!
“Inuyasha?” Kagome asked, not even bothering to look up, she knew he was there. “You awake?”
“Of course I’m awake woman!” He shouted. “What do you want?” There was still anger in his voice, but it lost most of it edge.
“Don’t you yell at me like YOU! You…” She tried desperately to think of something to say, it seemed that she was running out of insults. After years of yelling and screaming things name-calling was getting harder and harder to be original at. She puffed up her cheeks indignantly. Even though I’m running out of insults… he seems to still have plenty in his sick little puppy mind. She could still use her… secret weapon… but she decided long ago to only use it when he really pissed her off.
“Can’t think of anything to say?” He taunted, his rough voice carrying an uncharacteristic merry tune. That only served to infuriate her even more. His pulse only quickened when he felt her temperature rise. “I didn’t think so.” Her vision blurred for a moment in white-hot anger. He managed to stifle a groan from deep in his throat. Her anger sent out a heat that made his head spin. He nearly shuttereom iom it all, his body reacting from her passionate anger. If he could not have her heat from passion then he wanted the heat from her anger… it was a poor substitute, but it turned him on all the same.
“SIT!” She shrieked.
He fell to the ground with a loud THUD. He screamed, hoping he could move his body soon, his poor manhood being crushed by his weight… especially at that angle was horribly excruciating. “KAGOME!” He roared at her, once he was sure of his voice. He looked up at her when he could. She had a satisfied smile plastered on her face, he would see about that. Sure… he deserved to be sat every so often… but God… it hurt. It seemed that she planned to sit him every time he had a boner, hence why he was so mad at her every time she did it. When she sat him any other time… he could care less… it was a bit uncomfortable for his face to go flying into the grass… rocks… dirt… glass… ok… shit… is was WAY uncomfortable… but it rarely mattered… his demon blood would heal his body soon enough. His pride might have been a little hurt, but after being sat so many times… it started to affect him less and less.
“Stop being such an ass and maybe I wouldn’t sit you so much!” Her voice made his ears ring.
“Stop asking stupid questions and maybe I’ll stop being an ass!” He replied back, just as passionately.
“You! YOU!” Her voice raised an octave.
“Feh, Gods… shut the hell up woman… your loud annoying voice is enough to wake the dead!” Inuyasha tried to be as none conspicuous as he could about his aching member. He reached down, as they exchanged words, hoping she wouldn’t notice before she had another chance to sit him. He had to get it out of the way, otherwise… he wondered silently if he could break it. Not a good thought. His actions, of course, did not go unnoticed.
Her eyes grew a fraction, too shocked to comprehend what the hell he was doing. While he yelled he reached a hand down between his legs she screamed. “Pervert! SIT! SIT! SIT!” She yelled about before she had a chance to soak in what he was doing to himself.
My dick! My dick! He whimpered, his vision going black with white-hot pain dancing at the edges. “K-Kagome…” He stammered, his voice betraying him. “P-please… no more.” He was actually begging her! He couldn’t even believmselmself… His thoughts grew clouded, wait until I get up… then we’ll be seeing who begs who!
“You… you pervert!” She yelled, sitting him again before she left him to snivel in pain. She met with Sango just as she entered the village, her friend wondering what the monk had done now.
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End notes: I’m probably going to update this tomorrow. I’m still trying to figure out how to use this thing. It kind of sucks when the server decides to crash each and every time I except the way the story looks *groan* Expect some lemony goodness in the third of fourth chapter. Please leave reviews to tell me what you think.