Great Adventures in Sex

WARNING: Written by two caffeine crazed teens. This is NOT our best ability (CT2: At least not MINE... - CT1: XP) and we wrote this for fun. So ha. PLEASE FLAME. We're not that good and we know it. Lemon in later chapters (we promise X3).
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Chapter One: Pretty Peacock-Bunny Hybrid Demon & Shippou's Whole New World

The Inu-Yasha gang was walking along one day. And they were walking, and walking, and walking yet some more, when they finally reached Kaede's village. Inu-Yasha and Kagome hadn't been fighting as much lately and Shippo was starting to wonder. They hadn't really had a fight since they had gone off alone a few days ago and had been gone all night. And, Shippo realized, they had been even more touchy-feely with each other. He could see that they were trying to keep it a secret, but nothing much got by Shippo.
"KA-BLOOEY!!!" The giant thousand-headed peacock-bunny hybrid demon screeched through the air, hitting Inu-Yasha with a giant stick. "I am Pretty Peacock Bunny Creature, and I shall defeat you in the name of justice!" It squeaked, showing off its mini skirt to the boys. Now sort of pissed off, Inu-Yasha, with his trusty sweat drop and girlfriend, jumped onto the peacock's beak, giving him a giant piece of potato chip. The bunny squealed, biting Kagome on the ass.
"Bwee! I am so cyoot, do you love me?" Inu-Yasha screamed to the creature. The creature stared at him with a weird look on his face. Just then Kagome came up and smacked Inu-Yasha over the head with her biggest school book.
"You bartered me!!" She screamed as she took a ring off her finger. "The wedding's off!!"
"Aww," moaned Miroku. "That means I wont get to be the best man and make out with all of the bridesmaids and the flower girls." These comments received him a HUGE smack from Sango, knocking him down to the ground. "I thought you were going to be a bridesmaid too," he wined while she blushed and started to kick him in the crotch.
"Fine, I'll go marry Kaede!" Unfortunately, a random passerby happened to eavesdrop, and eagerly took this chance to speak.
"Ya can't, I killed her!" He shrieked, running off.
"Well, fine, I'll marry Kikyo!" Kagome shook hea head, responding loudly.
"Ya can't, I killed her!" Inu-Yasha, now quite pissed, turned to the peacock demon.
"Fine, I'll marry you!" The peacock-bunny thing, hearing these words, eagerly screeched, taking Inu-Yasha in it's furry claw-y paws.
"Yay! I've always wanted to shove my penis into another boy!"
"Yes!" Inu-Yasha shrieked, eagerly going with the peacock demon.
The others stood there. Staring after the evedently happy couple. "That's it." Yelled Kagome. "I'm going home!!"
Shippo watched as Miroku and Sango walked together twods one of the empty cabins. "Wait!! Kagome!!" He screamed. He jumped right into the hole and acidently into Kagome's backpack. Luckly his landing was softened by little things that were white and blue and some pill bottles. Picking up the two contianers he read the covers. "Tam-pons," he sounded out turing to the next one he read, "Birth Control." He failed to notice that the later was still unopened.
Suddenly, something quite hard hit him on the spine. "Ow!" He screamed quietly, not wanting to alert Kagome to the fact he was in her backpack. "Wha's this?" He asked himself, picking the thing up. A box, obviously where the strange thing was from, was labeled "Dildo". Another box, bigger than the last and opened, read, "Vibrators". The last box in the backpack, labeled "Comdoms" had yet to be opened.
"Wha are these things?" He asked himself again before hearing voices.
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CT1: Update soon. Please flame. - CT2: Leeemoooon... *drool* Oh, and I refuse to do any hentai with Sess. So bleh. XP Have I mentioned I'm the GOOD writer? - CT1: -.-;; *hits CT2 with bat* Leeemooon.... ^__^