Hard Up
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Category:
InuYasha › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
5,685
Reviews:
61
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own InuYasha, nor make money from this story.
Hard Up
DISCLAIMER: Honest, I don't own them... I just like to play with them. (hmmm that sounds bad)
Just something my muse wouldn't let go of.... inspired by my husband....
Hard Up...
The two males sat watching the sun set, setting the sky ablaze with reds, yellows, and gold. The two were almost complete opposites. One with hair the color of midnight, the other with hair as white as snow. One perverted, one innocent, one cursed, one ensorceled. Yet each had grown to trust the other with their life. Finally the dark haired one spoke. "You should tell her Inuyasha."
"Keh" was his only response. Catching a scent he turned to see Kagome standing on the porch. "Aww Kami," he thought "she's in heat again."
"Inuyasha, come..."
"How?" he interrupted, his desire overcoming his reason. "Hard? Fast? Soft? Slow? Tender? Rough? With you screaming my name? With me screaming yours? Growling? Purring? Biting? Licking? Sucking? In your mouth? On your breasts? On your stomach? On your back? On your face? In you? With my hands? With your hands? Above you? Below you? Behind you? Beside you? On a futon? In a tree? Up against a tree? Up against a wall? In the hot springs? In a cold river? In your time? In your room? On your bed? On your desk? On the table? Under the table? On the stairs? On the kitchen
counter? On the stove? At your school? In front of your friends? In front of Miroku? In front of Shippo? In front of Sango? In front of Kaede? Though I'd object to that one. In front of Kouga? In front of Kikyou? So Kagome, how exactly did you want me to come?"
"... to dinner?" Kagome finished, with a shocked look on her face. Turning, she dashed red-faced into the hut.
"Inuyasha, what possessed you to do that?" Miroku asked, completely stunned by the normally shy hanyou's dissertation.
"You told me to tell her." He answered with a shrug.
"That wasn't exactly what I meant. I didn't say shock her into speechlessness." Miroku shook his head, "My friend, are you that hard up?"
"No monk I'm that frustrated. I've had two women in my life. One wouldn't let me touch her until I was human." He pointed a clawed finger at his ears, "Notice the ears, so guess how that turned out. The second one... everytime I get close to her says either; "you're freaking me out" accompanied by slapping OR "Osuwari." Which lays me flat out on the
ground." He quirked an eyebrow, "Now monk, think about what hits the ground, fast and painfully hard."
Miroku replayed all the sits Kagome had called. As realization dawned, his hands involuntarily moved to cover himself. "Ouch."
"Uh huh. Ouch? OUCH? No, more like ... Can I please die now Ouch. It's like getting kicked in the balls by a horse. And you wonder why I do get get up immediately? I prefer laying there to puking my guts up. Especially when she does it in front of Kouga."
Sango stepped out of the hut, "Are you two going to eat dinner or stand out there and talk?"
"Dinner sounds good." They chimed, heading into the hut.
Just something my muse wouldn't let go of.... inspired by my husband....
Hard Up...
The two males sat watching the sun set, setting the sky ablaze with reds, yellows, and gold. The two were almost complete opposites. One with hair the color of midnight, the other with hair as white as snow. One perverted, one innocent, one cursed, one ensorceled. Yet each had grown to trust the other with their life. Finally the dark haired one spoke. "You should tell her Inuyasha."
"Keh" was his only response. Catching a scent he turned to see Kagome standing on the porch. "Aww Kami," he thought "she's in heat again."
"Inuyasha, come..."
"How?" he interrupted, his desire overcoming his reason. "Hard? Fast? Soft? Slow? Tender? Rough? With you screaming my name? With me screaming yours? Growling? Purring? Biting? Licking? Sucking? In your mouth? On your breasts? On your stomach? On your back? On your face? In you? With my hands? With your hands? Above you? Below you? Behind you? Beside you? On a futon? In a tree? Up against a tree? Up against a wall? In the hot springs? In a cold river? In your time? In your room? On your bed? On your desk? On the table? Under the table? On the stairs? On the kitchen
counter? On the stove? At your school? In front of your friends? In front of Miroku? In front of Shippo? In front of Sango? In front of Kaede? Though I'd object to that one. In front of Kouga? In front of Kikyou? So Kagome, how exactly did you want me to come?"
"... to dinner?" Kagome finished, with a shocked look on her face. Turning, she dashed red-faced into the hut.
"Inuyasha, what possessed you to do that?" Miroku asked, completely stunned by the normally shy hanyou's dissertation.
"You told me to tell her." He answered with a shrug.
"That wasn't exactly what I meant. I didn't say shock her into speechlessness." Miroku shook his head, "My friend, are you that hard up?"
"No monk I'm that frustrated. I've had two women in my life. One wouldn't let me touch her until I was human." He pointed a clawed finger at his ears, "Notice the ears, so guess how that turned out. The second one... everytime I get close to her says either; "you're freaking me out" accompanied by slapping OR "Osuwari." Which lays me flat out on the
ground." He quirked an eyebrow, "Now monk, think about what hits the ground, fast and painfully hard."
Miroku replayed all the sits Kagome had called. As realization dawned, his hands involuntarily moved to cover himself. "Ouch."
"Uh huh. Ouch? OUCH? No, more like ... Can I please die now Ouch. It's like getting kicked in the balls by a horse. And you wonder why I do get get up immediately? I prefer laying there to puking my guts up. Especially when she does it in front of Kouga."
Sango stepped out of the hut, "Are you two going to eat dinner or stand out there and talk?"
"Dinner sounds good." They chimed, heading into the hut.