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for Babysitting

by theonlytalonsage

person omipwnzr
schedule January 30, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Umm 400 words isn't something to brag about

my smallest is like 3600 words i think
schedule January 30, 2010 at 12:00 AM
You're such a dirty pervert. Someone should do something about it. Babysitting. Sick sick sick. And I'm not going to masturbate thinking about this, in case you wanted to know. But I am smart enough to know the 400 was a joke. Too bad your previous reviewer didn't bother to look at the rest of your fic before expressing teh dumb.
schedule January 30, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Fang of Fire: The fic in question was written for a CONTEST COMMUNITY with the prompt "Babysitting" and the Word COUNT of 400. Hitting the word count exactly is a matter of pride for me; therefore a 400 word count IS something for me to brag about.

Even if the above were NOT true I have plentiful fic in which I never bother with word count because *gasp* they aren't written for a contest with prompts and word counts!!

In short...read the authors notes.

Talon
schedule January 30, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Ah my dear sensei...when you're right you're right.

And hawt.

And I know how much hitting a word count just right makes you all quivery on the insides.

And WHOOPS. The prompt was YURI. DUH. Not Babysitting. Though that is something to consider for the bake-off...
person Anon
schedule September 18, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Make more plz.