I think I've got it figured it out! The author isn't heeding his/her reviews because they are worded too tastefully and with too much adherence to standard English grammar - he/she can't read them! Therefore, I'll spell out my feelings in a manner that he'll/she'll be able to understand.

YOU STOREE MUCH GAY

I love irreverent humor. I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, and Monty Python and I love the ridiculous situations and riotous writing and the random BS that goes on in them. Unfortunately, such irreverent humor simply cannot be delivered through written words on a computer monitor and therefore, you are doomed to fail by trying to be funny through this story. I doubt that even the best writers on this website could succeed in that endeavor, because it just. Doesn't. Work. This impass, combined with your poor grammar, inexplicable usage of Spanish, and unfortunate affinity for slang and Internet jargon, makes this thing an absolutely terrible read.

This is the third draft I have written for this review. The wrong-headed concept, atrocious grammar, and the fundamental injustice that pervades this whole fucking thing are interfering with my ability to form complete and logical sentences. I find myself infuriated, disgusted, and saddened by it, because it is an insult to writing as an art form, it is going to cause our European friends to point and laugh at us, the apparently braindead United States of America, and is making AFF, sorely devoid of regular updates from the best writers among us for nearly three months, look like a God-damned circus.

This is the second time you've posted this. Please do not post it again.